• Re: The Bizarre Ways America's First Spy Agency Tried to Overthrow Hitler

    From Rich Rostrom@rrostrom@comcast.net to alt.history.what-if,soc.history.what-if,alt.war.world-war-two,sci.military.naval on Wed Jul 17 10:29:04 2019
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    a425couple <a425couple@hotmail.com> wrote:

    from https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2019/07/how-oss-tried-defeat-hitler-world-war-ii/593455/

    (Regards,,, been mentioned around here,,,)

    The review (or possibly the book) has some serious errors, noted below.

    The Bizarre Ways America|s First Spy Agency Tried to Overthrow Hitler

    From undercover heiresses to hormone-injected vegetables, the early
    days of the Office of Strategic Services were marked by colorful hires
    and wild schemes.

    SAM KEAN
    JUL 9, 2019
    ...

    The OSS was primarily shaped by two men: its director, William |Wild Bill# Donovan, and its chief scientist, Stanley Lovell. Donovan first won fame during World War I for leading a spectacularly idiotic assault. He
    commanded the 69th Infantry of New York, the famous |Fighting Irish,#
    who were trying to conquer a German fortress in the Argonne Forest in October 1918. During an intense shoot-out one day, Donovan received
    orders to fall back. After considering his options, he ordered his men
    to charge instead. When the Fighting Irish hesitated, he screamed,
    |What|s the matter with you? You want to live forever?# and charged off alone, confident his men would follow. They did.

    That sentiment is usually attributed to Sergeant Dan Daly (USMC), at
    the battle of Belleau Wood, 6/6/1918:

    "Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?"

    When World War II rolled around, Donovan was working in a New York law
    firm. He happened to have attended law school at Columbia with Franklin
    D. Roosevelt, and Roosevelt sent his old chum to England in July 1940 to provide a more accurate picture of events there than Joseph Kennedy Sr.,
    the defeatist ambassador to the U.K., could. Although Donovan agreed
    that things were grim, he emphasized the grit of the British people and singled out Winston Churchilliwho wasn|t even prime minster yetias a stupendous leader.

    Churchill had become PM on 10 May 1940.

    Like overgrown toddlers, Lovell|s team also developed several
    feces-based weapons. One, called caccolube, destroyed car engines far
    more thoroughly than sugar or sand when dumped into gas tanks.

    Cacolube, as one might deduce from its name, attacked the lubricant
    oil in an engine. The name alluded to its intense anti-lubricant
    effect; there was no feces involved.

    And those weren|t even the cockamamie ideas. After hearing that Hitler
    and Mussolini would be holding a summit at the Brenner Pass between
    Austria and Italy, Lovell devised a scheme to dump a vial of caustic
    liquid into a vase of flowers in the conference room. Within 20 minutes, this volatile liquid would evaporate, turning into mustard gas and
    frying the corneas of everyone present. To really add some punch, Lovell suggested contacting the pope ahead of time and having him prophesy that
    God would strike the fascists blind for violating the Ten Commandments.

    His suggestion was that the Pope speak out afterwards.

    This post is adapted from Kean|s new book, The Bastard Brigade: The True Story of the Renegade Scientists and Spies Who Sabotaged the Nazi Atomic Bomb.

    Kean appears to have relied extensively on Lovell's memoir _Of Spies and Strategems_. Unfortunately, Lovell is not an entirely reliable source.
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  • From Rich Rostrom@rrostrom@comcast.net to alt.history.what-if,soc.history.what-if,alt.war.world-war-two,sci.military.naval,soc.culture.russia on Wed Jul 17 10:40:09 2019
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    "Byker" <byker@do~rag.net> wrote:

    Stalin's secret police also wanted to off der Fuhrer, but Uncle Joe stopped them, fearing that Adolf's successors would make a separate peace with the U.S., Britain, and France, thus leaving the Soviet Union wide open to the full force of the Wehrmacht...

    Dunno about the second part... but there was at least one
    assassination plot. There was a Russian actress named Olga
    Chekhova. (She was married to a nephew of the great playwright
    Anton Chekhov, who was also married to Olga's aunt.) She fled
    Russia after the Revolution, and became a film star in Germany.

    As head of all German "media" activities, Josef Goebbels had
    many "glamorous film stars" as cronies, among them Chekhova.
    These social contacts often included Hitler.

    Meanwhile, her brother, who had remained in the USSR, had
    become an important orchestra conductor. At one time it was
    proposed in the NKVD that the brother contact her, and if
    possible use her entroe into elite Nazi circles to get close
    enough to Hitler to kill him. However, nothing came of it -
    neither of the Chekhovs could or would really fulfill the
    requirements.

    (After the war, Olga lived in West Germany. In the 1950s,
    her granddaughter, also an actress, dated an American
    soldier stationed in Germany - a nice young fellow from
    Tupelo, Mississippi.)
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  • From Byker@byker@do~rag.net to alt.history.what-if,soc.history.what-if,alt.war.world-war-two,sci.military.naval on Sat Jul 20 14:02:05 2019
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    "Rich Rostrom" wrote in message news:rrostrom-F2721B.10290417072019@reader01.eternal-september.org...

    Churchill had become PM on 10 May 1940.

    Just think if Lord Halifax would have been PM instead of Churchill, which
    very nearly happened. When the BEF was pushed all the way back to the
    Channel, he'd probably have sued for peace, and Franco-Prussian War II would have lasted a grand total of eight months. It's not as ludicrous as it
    sounds. In April, 1940, over 90% of Americans polled wanted nothing to do
    with getting involved in another European war. 110,000 U.S. troops died in
    WWI, and the popular notion that we were "duped" into getting involved
    produced a resentment that lasted a generation.

    Interesting scenario to ponder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnQ_3anpWQk

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