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  • "You're all going to die",

    From =?UTF-8?Q?Pelle_Svansl=C3=B6s?=@pelle@svans.los to rec.sport.tennis on Sat Nov 22 21:06:22 2025
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    shouted a yoga teacher from Iisalmi and bit a police officer - resisting
    a corona test resulted in a conditional sentence

    The incident occurred during the coronavirus pandemic in early 2021. The District Court convicted the woman of violently resisting an official
    and attempting to endanger her health.

    The North Savo District Court has sentenced an entrepreneur from Iisalme
    to seven months of suspended imprisonment. The woman resisted a corona
    test in March 2021 and was found guilty of violently resisting an
    official and attempting to endanger her health.

    The police asked an entrepreneur to assist with a corona test at Iisalmi Regional Hospital.

    A mass exposure to the coronavirus and subsequent infections had been
    detected at the woman's yoga studio. The entrepreneur did not
    voluntarily undergo a corona test and refused to provide the police with information about those who may have been exposed to the virus.

    When the police came to pick up a woman from her friend's apartment in Vierem|n, the woman struggled and bit another police officer on the thumb.

    https://yle-fi.translate.goog/a/74-20193971?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=fi&_x_tr_pto=wapp

    I thought yoga was supposed to make you tranquil. Or something.
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    "And off they went, from here to there,
    The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair"
    -- Traditional

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  • From Sawfish@sawfish666@gmail.com to rec.sport.tennis on Sat Nov 22 11:36:37 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.sport.tennis

    On 11/22/25 11:06 AM, Pelle Svansl||s wrote:
    shouted a yoga teacher from Iisalmi and bit a police officer - resisting
    a corona test resulted in a conditional sentence

    The incident occurred during the coronavirus pandemic in early 2021. The District Court convicted the woman of violently resisting an official
    and attempting to endanger her health.

    The North Savo District Court has sentenced an entrepreneur from Iisalme
    to seven months of suspended imprisonment. The woman resisted a corona
    test in March 2021 and was found guilty of violently resisting an
    official and attempting to endanger her health.

    The police asked an entrepreneur to assist with a corona test at Iisalmi Regional Hospital.

    A mass exposure to the coronavirus and subsequent infections had been detected at the woman's yoga studio. The entrepreneur did not
    voluntarily undergo a corona test and refused to provide the police with information about those who may have been exposed to the virus.

    When the police came to pick up a woman from her friend's apartment in Vierem|n, the woman struggled and bit another police officer on the thumb.

    https://yle-fi.translate.goog/a/74-20193971? _x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=fi&_x_tr_pto=wapp

    I thought yoga was supposed to make you tranquil. Or something.


    I heard that she had won a sort of mediation tournament against other
    noted yogis.

    When she was announced as the winner, she was heard to shout, in a
    taunting manner:

    "I am the serenest!!!"
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    "Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

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