Blibdoolpoolp - "BLIP-idy - ''bloop" Pronounced no so much speaking but >making water drop/air bubble noises, the 'idy' sounding like an echo of
the 'blip' and a long pause before the 'bloop'.
Otyugh - "Oh-t'-yukh" The "Oh" is like when you get fart bombed in an >enclosed space, t' is like spitting, and yukh is a more gurgly yuck, and
it must be pronounced with a look of extreme disgust, and may include >holding your nose.
Bulette - "La'and-sha'ark." "Michael Boobley" or "Bull-et" are also >acceptable.
Svirfneblin - "Sven-*'EFFIN'*-bling" or "SMURF-Nebb-Lynn." "Smurf" for >short.
Sahuagen - "ahWOOOgaa" as an old timey cartoon siren noise they make
looking at beautiful women with their eyes popping out, or "Sha'ark-me'en"
Xvart - "EE'vile-SMURF"
Drow - "D'row" like cow with a d' in front. Sometimes "Duh-row" with the
row sounding like a cat noise, "Purple People," "Spider 'effers," "Bad* >Elves" *Bad being replaced with Evil, Rotten or Whip with equal frequency.
I'm starting to go off the rails here, time to stop.
Bulette - "La'and-sha'ark." "Michael Boobley" or "Bull-et" are also >acceptable.
Svirfneblin - "Sven-*'EFFIN'*-bling" or "SMURF-Nebb-Lynn." "Smurf" for >short.
Asimar - "Ahss-Ihmar" all short vowels. No comment.
Yuan-Ti - "WantTea"
Catoblepas - "Cammel-toe-*BLEEP*-us"
On Mon, 24 Nov 2025 10:24:44 -0800, Justisaur <justisaur@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Let's see, we used:
Sahuagen - "ahWOOOgaa" as an old timey cartoon siren noise they make >>looking at beautiful women with their eyes popping out, or "Sha'ark-me'en"
Ah, the cursed sahuagin. Eventually, we got to sow-hoo-ah-jin... but
not before a lot of previous failed attempts and a lot of cursing.
On Mon, 24 Nov 2025 10:24:44 -0800, Justisaur <justisaur@yahoo.com>
wrote:
[snip]
Bulette - "La'and-sha'ark." "Michael Boobley" or "Bull-et" are alsoI always called them a bull-EHT; the stress is on the last syllable.
acceptable.
Svirfneblin - "Sven-*'EFFIN'*-bling" or "SMURF-Nebb-Lynn." "Smurf" forYeah. Good luck with that. "Deep gnomes." That's what they're called.
short.
Someone was winding the players up that day.
They all read Nietzsche.
[snip]
Asimar - "Ahss-Ihmar" all short vowels. No comment.My name is ahs-weep-pay! (Sp: Asswipe)
Yuan-Ti - "WantTea"Juan Ti-hote.
Catoblepas - "Cammel-toe-*BLEEP*-us"This is commonly just simply referred to as Gygax's bullshit monster. No death save for its death stare? What the hell is that?!
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My group just got into an extended discussion on how to pronounce
Erinyes. One of the players had even studied ancient Greek. I didn't have
the heart to tell them all it's plural, and what we actually encountered
was a single Erinye.
Many were surprised that there is a pronunciation in unabridged English dictionaries.
Ancient Greek guy and I came to the conclusion that the beginning sounds
like heur, as in "heuristic." So heur-ihn-ee-ihs and heur-ihn-yuh. The
Greek lettering indicated a leading "H" aspirate, but huhyur-in-yee-ees sounded like Beavis and Butthead.
Frankly, I wanted to start calling her "urine fleas" or "ear in knees."
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