• Re: Monday's Munchies? (Dinner) 2/23/2026

    From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking on Wed Feb 25 20:04:59 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2/23/2026 8:29 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

    Do I care if anyone likes my cooking? No, and I certainly don't care what you think. You and I and everyone else here are nobodies, we each have
    our likes and dislikes and no one here cooks to impress others here save
    for you. We're all average cooks and I've not read of anyone here signing
    a contract for their own TV cooking show. You're just an average cook like the rest of us even though your ego can't stand the truth.

    Your cooking is far below average for this newsgroup
    --
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking on Wed Feb 25 20:08:24 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2/23/2026 11:09 PM, Mars Sellus wrote:
    On 24 Feb 2026 03:19:27 GMT
    Leonard Blaisdell <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

    On 2026-02-24, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net
    <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Do I care if anyone likes my cooking? No, and I certainly don't
    care what you think. You and I and everyone else here are
    nobodies, we each have our likes and dislikes and no one here cooks
    to impress others here save for you. We're all average cooks and
    I've not read of anyone here signing a contract for their own TV
    cooking show. You're just an average cook like the rest of us even
    though your ego can't stand the truth.


    I apologize. I've deceived the group. You are all living in "The Book
    of Leo". You are all disciples who my better angels signed up when
    you were asleep.
    Five hundred years from now, rec.food.cooking will be the future
    Bible. EfOAEfn-

    Ah Nevada and dissolving timelines, Philadelphia experiment time...Al?

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6624470-the-texts-of-festival
    --
    --Bryan https://www.instagram.com/bryangsimmons/

    For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
    tested on laboratory animals.

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    We're just too courteous to say so."
    -- Cindy Hamilton
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  • From ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net@user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Feb 26 02:51:36 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    On 2/23/2026 8:29 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

    Do I care if anyone likes my cooking? No, and I certainly don't care what you think. You and I and everyone else here are nobodies, we each have
    our likes and dislikes and no one here cooks to impress others here save for you. We're all average cooks and I've not read of anyone here signing a contract for their own TV cooking show. You're just an average cook like the rest of us even though your ego can't stand the truth.

    Your cooking is far below average for this newsgroup


    You're just an average cook like the rest of us even though your ego can't stand the truth.

    ~
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  • From Mars Sellus@zed@is.dead to rec.food.cooking on Wed Feb 25 22:17:03 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Wed, 25 Feb 2026 20:08:24 -0600
    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 2/23/2026 11:09 PM, Mars Sellus wrote:
    On 24 Feb 2026 03:19:27 GMT
    Leonard Blaisdell <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

    On 2026-02-24, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net
    <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Do I care if anyone likes my cooking? No, and I certainly don't
    care what you think. You and I and everyone else here are
    nobodies, we each have our likes and dislikes and no one here
    cooks to impress others here save for you. We're all average
    cooks and I've not read of anyone here signing a contract for
    their own TV cooking show. You're just an average cook like the
    rest of us even though your ego can't stand the truth.


    I apologize. I've deceived the group. You are all living in "The
    Book of Leo". You are all disciples who my better angels signed up
    when you were asleep.
    Five hundred years from now, rec.food.cooking will be the future
    Bible. EfOAEfn-

    Ah Nevada and dissolving timelines, Philadelphia experiment
    time...Al?
    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6624470-the-texts-of-festival

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/685127.The_Philadelphia_Experiment_Chronicles?ref=nav_sb_ss_1_9
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  • From Mars Sellus@zed@is.dead to rec.food.cooking on Wed Feb 25 22:18:59 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Thu, 26 Feb 2026 02:51:36 GMT
    ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    On 2/23/2026 8:29 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

    Do I care if anyone likes my cooking? No, and I certainly don't
    care what you think. You and I and everyone else here are
    nobodies, we each have our likes and dislikes and no one here
    cooks to impress others here save for you. We're all average
    cooks and I've not read of anyone here signing a contract for
    their own TV cooking show. You're just an average cook like the
    rest of us even though your ego can't stand the truth.
    Your cooking is far below average for this newsgroup


    You're just an average cook like the rest of us even though your ego
    can't stand the truth.

    ~

    You're as good a cook as you need yourself to be, and is that not
    sufficient?

    You go heavy cream and it works for you - how is that not good?

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  • From Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Feb 26 20:03:23 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Wed, 25 Feb 2026 22:18:59 -0700, Mars Sellus <zed@is.dead> wrote:

    On Thu, 26 Feb 2026 02:51:36 GMT
    ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    On 2/23/2026 8:29 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

    Do I care if anyone likes my cooking? No, and I certainly don't
    care what you think. You and I and everyone else here are
    nobodies, we each have our likes and dislikes and no one here
    cooks to impress others here save for you. We're all average
    cooks and I've not read of anyone here signing a contract for
    their own TV cooking show. You're just an average cook like the
    rest of us even though your ego can't stand the truth.
    Your cooking is far below average for this newsgroup

    You're just an average cook like the rest of us even though your ego
    can't stand the truth.

    You're as good a cook as you need yourself to be, and is that not
    sufficient?

    You go heavy cream and it works for you - how is that not good?

    Thank you, Reverend Sellus.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.ibb.co/WN88KZm7/kim.jpg>
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  • From Mars Sellus@zed@is.dead to rec.food.cooking,aus.politics on Thu Feb 26 11:36:09 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Thu, 26 Feb 2026 20:03:23 +1100
    Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

    On Wed, 25 Feb 2026 22:18:59 -0700, Mars Sellus <zed@is.dead> wrote:

    On Thu, 26 Feb 2026 02:51:36 GMT
    ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    On 2/23/2026 8:29 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

    Do I care if anyone likes my cooking? No, and I certainly
    don't care what you think. You and I and everyone else here
    are nobodies, we each have our likes and dislikes and no one
    here cooks to impress others here save for you. We're all
    average cooks and I've not read of anyone here signing a
    contract for their own TV cooking show. You're just an
    average cook like the rest of us even though your ego can't
    stand the truth.
    Your cooking is far below average for this newsgroup

    You're just an average cook like the rest of us even though your
    ego can't stand the truth.

    You're as good a cook as you need yourself to be, and is that not >sufficient?

    You go heavy cream and it works for you - how is that not good?

    Thank you, Reverend Sellus.

    Apostacy from the Oztard peanut gallery?

    How tiresomely droll.

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