Looking at a restaurant menu, I find "White Fish Scampi". The
description:
Baked Lake Superior white fish, scampi sauce & cherry tomatoes.
Nary a shrimp in sight.
On Thu, 8 Jan 2026 10:17:40 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:
Looking at a restaurant menu, I find "White Fish Scampi". The
description:
Baked Lake Superior white fish, scampi sauce & cherry tomatoes.
Nary a shrimp in sight.
Haha, it's getting worse and worse. I'd like some extra au jus with
that.
Looking at a restaurant menu, I find "White Fish Scampi". The
description:
Baked Lake Superior white fish, scampi sauce & cherry tomatoes.
Nary a shrimp in sight.
In article <10jo084$1d3l4$1@dont-email.me>, chamilton5280
@invalid.com says...
Looking at a restaurant menu, I find "White Fish Scampi". The
description:
Baked Lake Superior white fish, scampi sauce & cherry tomatoes.
Nary a shrimp in sight.
In US, "scampi sauce" (contains no scampi) is available
in a jar.
https://www.arcticfoods.com/product/scampi-sauce-7-5oz-
legal-seafood/
Ingredients
Canola Oil, Garlic, White Wine, Lemon Juice, Unsalted
Butter (pasteurized cream, natural flavoring) [milk],
Shallots, Salt, Pectin, Spices, Natural Flavor, Natural
Garlic Extractives, Pure Lemon Oil, Natural Flavor and
Tocopherols (natural antioxidant)
Janet UK
On 1/8/2026 2:17 PM, Janet wrote:
In article <10jo084$1d3l4$1@dont-email.me>, chamilton5280
@invalid.com says...
Looking at a restaurant menu, I find "White Fish Scampi". The
description:
Baked Lake Superior white fish, scampi sauce & cherry tomatoes.
Nary a shrimp in sight.
In US, "scampi sauce" (contains no scampi) is available
in a jar.
https://www.arcticfoods.com/product/scampi-sauce-7-5oz-
legal-seafood/
Ingredients
Canola Oil, Garlic, White Wine, Lemon Juice, Unsalted
Butter (pasteurized cream, natural flavoring) [milk],
Shallots, Salt, Pectin, Spices, Natural Flavor, Natural
Garlic Extractives, Pure Lemon Oil, Natural Flavor and
Tocopherols (natural antioxidant)
Janet UK
That's too bad. The only time I've made scampi "sauce" it involved
butter, S&P and garlic, white wine and a splash of lemon juice.
Jill
That's too bad.
Jill
On Thu, 8 Jan 2026 10:17:40 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton
<chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:
Looking at a restaurant menu, I find "White Fish Scampi". The
description:
Baked Lake Superior white fish, scampi sauce & cherry tomatoes.
Nary a shrimp in sight.
Haha, it's getting worse and worse. I'd like some extra au jus with
that.
jmquown wrote:
That's too bad.
Jill
When was the last time you took a ride on
the baloney pony, Jill?
Pete Tuttle wrote on 1/8/2026 4:17 PM:
jmquown wrote:
That's too bad.When was the last time you took a ride on
Jill
the baloney pony, Jill?
Some time after Popeye's demise I imagine.
jmquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:
The only time I've made scampi "sauce" it involved
butter, S&P and garlic, white wine and a splash of lemon juice.
Jill
My neighbor keeps making scampi, and giving me the leftovers. I hate it. It is always too oily and has insufficient seasoning.
On 2026-01-08, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 8 Jan 2026 10:17:40 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton >><chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:
Looking at a restaurant menu, I find "White Fish Scampi". The >>>description:
Baked Lake Superior white fish, scampi sauce & cherry tomatoes.
Nary a shrimp in sight.
Haha, it's getting worse and worse. I'd like some extra au jus with
that.
After I posted that, I found a recipe for "White Bean Scampi with
Linguini".
marika <marika5000@gmail.com> posted:
jmquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:
The only time I've made scampi "sauce" it involved
butter, S&P and garlic, white wine and a splash of lemon juice.
Jill
My neighbor keeps making scampi, and giving me the leftovers. I hate it. It >> is always too oily and has insufficient seasoning.
Refuse the next offering with, "Thanks, but I've decided to limit my
intake of shrimp for the time being. Appreciate you thinking of me
and the offer." Problem solved.
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 02:15:23 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
marika <marika5000@gmail.com> posted:
jmquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:
The only time I've made scampi "sauce" it involved
butter, S&P and garlic, white wine and a splash of lemon juice.
Jill
My neighbor keeps making scampi, and giving me the leftovers. I hate it. It
is always too oily and has insufficient seasoning.
Refuse the next offering with, "Thanks, but I've decided to limit my
intake of shrimp for the time being. Appreciate you thinking of me
and the offer." Problem solved.
She might reply: "That's not a problem because scampi aren't shrimp,
dearie!"
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 02:15:23 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
marika <marika5000@gmail.com> posted:
jmquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:
The only time I've made scampi "sauce" it involved
butter, S&P and garlic, white wine and a splash of lemon juice.
Jill
My neighbor keeps making scampi, and giving me the leftovers. I hate it. It
is always too oily and has insufficient seasoning.
Refuse the next offering with, "Thanks, but I've decided to limit my
intake of shrimp for the time being. Appreciate you thinking of me
and the offer." Problem solved.
She might reply: "That's not a problem because scampi aren't shrimp,
dearie!"
Wikipedia says:
Scampi is a crustacean-based seafood dish, especially featuring langoustine >(the French name of a certain lobster which gives the dish its name), as well >as shrimp or prawns, varying regionally in preparation. The term "scampi" is >also used as a style of preparation (of, characteristically, shellfish such >as langoustines or shrimp sauteed in olive oil, garlic, and white wine, and >garnished with Parmesan cheese and lemon juice).
In article <10jo084$1d3l4$1@dont-email.me>, chamilton5280
@invalid.com says...
Looking at a restaurant menu, I find "White Fish Scampi". The
description:
Baked Lake Superior white fish, scampi sauce & cherry tomatoes.
Nary a shrimp in sight.
In US, "scampi sauce" (contains no scampi) is available
in a jar.
https://www.arcticfoods.com/product/scampi-sauce-7-5oz-
legal-seafood/
Ingredients
Canola Oil, Garlic, White Wine, Lemon Juice, Unsalted
Butter (pasteurized cream, natural flavoring) [milk],
Shallots, Salt, Pectin, Spices, Natural Flavor, Natural
Garlic Extractives, Pure Lemon Oil, Natural Flavor and
Tocopherols (natural antioxidant)
--
Janet UK
On 1/8/2026 1:17 PM, Janet wrote:
In article <10jo084$1d3l4$1@dont-email.me>, chamilton5280Only a pig would buy that.
@invalid.com says...
Looking at a restaurant menu, I find "White Fish Scampi". The
description:
Baked Lake Superior white fish, scampi sauce & cherry tomatoes.
Nary a shrimp in sight.
In US, "scampi sauce" (contains no scampi) is available
in a jar.
https://www.arcticfoods.com/product/scampi-sauce-7-5oz-
legal-seafood/
Ingredients
Canola Oil, Garlic, White Wine, Lemon Juice, Unsalted
Butter (pasteurized cream, natural flavoring) [milk],
Shallots, Salt, Pectin, Spices, Natural Flavor, Natural
Garlic Extractives, Pure Lemon Oil, Natural Flavor and
Tocopherols (natural antioxidant)
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 04:39:24 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
She might reply: "That's not a problem because scampi aren't shrimp,
dearie!"
Wikipedia says:
Scampi is a crustacean-based seafood dish, especially featuring langoustine >(the French name of a certain lobster which gives the dish its name), as well
as shrimp or prawns, varying regionally in preparation. The term "scampi" is
also used as a style of preparation (of, characteristically, shellfish such >as langoustines or shrimp sauteed in olive oil, garlic, and white wine, and >garnished with Parmesan cheese and lemon juice).
That only means that American ignorance has made it to the English
language Wikipedia.
The next sentence in Wikipedia is this:
"Scampi is the plural of scampo, the Italian name for the langoustine (Nephrops norvegicus), also called the Norwegian lobster."
Nephrops norvegicus is not a shrimp. Here's a scampo, aka langoustine: <https://observation.org/media/photo/14303904.jpg>
On 1/8/2026 1:17 PM, Janet wrote:
In article <10jo084$1d3l4$1@dont-email.me>, chamilton5280
@invalid.com says...
Looking at a restaurant menu, I find "White Fish Scampi". The
description:
Baked Lake Superior white fish, scampi sauce & cherry tomatoes.
Nary a shrimp in sight.
In US, "scampi sauce" (contains no scampi) is available
in a jar.
https://www.arcticfoods.com/product/scampi-sauce-7-5oz-
legal-seafood/
Ingredients
Canola Oil, Garlic, White Wine, Lemon Juice, UnsaltedOnly a pig would buy that.
Butter (pasteurized cream, natural flavoring) [milk],
Shallots, Salt, Pectin, Spices, Natural Flavor, Natural
Garlic Extractives, Pure Lemon Oil, Natural Flavor and
Tocopherols (natural antioxidant)
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 04:39:24 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Wikipedia says:
Scampi is a crustacean-based seafood dish, especially featuring langoustine
(the French name of a certain lobster which gives the dish its name), as well
as shrimp or prawns, varying regionally in preparation. The term "scampi" is
also used as a style of preparation (of, characteristically, shellfish such
as langoustines or shrimp sauteed in olive oil, garlic, and white wine, and
garnished with Parmesan cheese and lemon juice).
That only means that American ignorance has made it to the English
language Wikipedia.
The next sentence in Wikipedia is this:
"Scampi is the plural of scampo, the Italian name for the langoustine
(Nephrops norvegicus), also called the Norwegian lobster."
Nephrops norvegicus is not a shrimp. Here's a scampo, aka langoustine:
<https://observation.org/media/photo/14303904.jpg>
Here's project for you. E-mail every single restaurant in the USA
and demand they stop putting scampi on their menu if they use shrimp.
Hop to it.
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 04:39:24 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
She might reply: "That's not a problem because scampi aren't
shrimp, dearie!"
Wikipedia says:
Scampi is a crustacean-based seafood dish, especially featuring >langoustine (the French name of a certain lobster which gives the
dish its name), as well as shrimp or prawns, varying regionally in >preparation. The term "scampi" is also used as a style of
preparation (of, characteristically, shellfish such as
langoustines or shrimp sauteed in olive oil, garlic, and white
wine, and garnished with Parmesan cheese and lemon juice).
That only means that American ignorance has made it to the English
language Wikipedia.
The next sentence in Wikipedia is this:
"Scampi is the plural of scampo, the Italian name for the
langoustine (Nephrops norvegicus), also called the Norwegian
lobster."
Nephrops norvegicus is not a shrimp. Here's a scampo, aka
langoustine: <https://observation.org/media/photo/14303904.jpg>
Here's project for you. E-mail every single restaurant in the USA
and demand they stop putting scampi on their menu if they use shrimp.
Hop to it.
~
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 02:15:23 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
marika <marika5000@gmail.com> posted:
jmquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:
The only time I've made scampi "sauce" it involved
butter, S&P and garlic, white wine and a splash of lemon juice.
Jill
My neighbor keeps making scampi, and giving me the leftovers. I hate it. It
is always too oily and has insufficient seasoning.
Refuse the next offering with, "Thanks, but I've decided to limit my >intake of shrimp for the time being. Appreciate you thinking of me
and the offer." Problem solved.
She might reply: "That's not a problem because scampi aren't shrimp, dearie!"
Wikipedia says:
Scampi is a crustacean-based seafood dish, especially featuring langoustine (the French name of a certain lobster which gives the dish its name), as well
as shrimp or prawns, varying regionally in preparation. The term "scampi" is also used as a style of preparation (of, characteristically, shellfish such as langoustines or shrimp sauteed in olive oil, garlic, and white wine, and garnished with Parmesan cheese and lemon juice).
~
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
Wikipedia says:
Scampi is a crustacean-based seafood dish, especially featuring langoustine >> (the French name of a certain lobster which gives the dish its name), as well
as shrimp or prawns, varying regionally in preparation. The term "scampi" is
also used as a style of preparation (of, characteristically, shellfish such >> as langoustines or shrimp sauteed in olive oil, garlic, and white wine, and >> garnished with Parmesan cheese and lemon juice).
One of our most famous Hawaiian dishes has been called "Shrimp Scampi" but >that's kind of a pretentious, too French, foo foo, word. I call it "garlic >shrimp." I used to make it all the time but these days, I'm sick of the stuff.
https://onolicioushawaii.com/hawaiian-garlic-shrimp/
https://photos.app.goo.gl/xCsREh38hYQnHMDC8
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 18:04:01 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
Wikipedia says:
Scampi is a crustacean-based seafood dish, especially featuring langoustine
(the French name of a certain lobster which gives the dish its name), as well
as shrimp or prawns, varying regionally in preparation. The term "scampi" is
also used as a style of preparation (of, characteristically, shellfish such
as langoustines or shrimp sauteed in olive oil, garlic, and white wine, and
garnished with Parmesan cheese and lemon juice).
One of our most famous Hawaiian dishes has been called "Shrimp Scampi" but >that's kind of a pretentious, too French, foo foo, word. I call it "garlic >shrimp." I used to make it all the time but these days, I'm sick of the stuff.
https://onolicioushawaii.com/hawaiian-garlic-shrimp/
https://photos.app.goo.gl/xCsREh38hYQnHMDC8
It's not French. It's Italian. But what does it matter? If English was
good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for us!
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 02:15:23 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
marika <marika5000@gmail.com> posted:
jmquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:
The only time I've made scampi "sauce" it involved
butter, S&P and garlic, white wine and a splash of lemon
juice.
Jill
My neighbor keeps making scampi, and giving me the leftovers.
I hate it. It is always too oily and has insufficient
seasoning.
Refuse the next offering with, "Thanks, but I've decided to
limit my intake of shrimp for the time being. Appreciate you
thinking of me and the offer." Problem solved.
She might reply: "That's not a problem because scampi aren't
shrimp, dearie!"
Wikipedia says:
Scampi is a crustacean-based seafood dish, especially featuring
langoustine (the French name of a certain lobster which gives the
dish its name), as well as shrimp or prawns, varying regionally in preparation. The term "scampi" is also used as a style of
preparation (of, characteristically, shellfish such as langoustines
or shrimp sauteed in olive oil, garlic, and white wine, and
garnished with Parmesan cheese and lemon juice).
~
One of our most famous Hawaiian dishes has been called "Shrimp
Scampi" but that's kind of a pretentious, too French, foo foo, word.
I call it "garlic shrimp." I used to make it all the time but these
days, I'm sick of the stuff.
https://onolicioushawaii.com/hawaiian-garlic-shrimp/
https://photos.app.goo.gl/xCsREh38hYQnHMDC8
If English was
good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for us!
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 18:04:01 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
One of our most famous Hawaiian dishes has been called "Shrimp Scampi" but >> >that's kind of a pretentious, too French, foo foo, word. I call it "garlic >> >shrimp." I used to make it all the time but these days, I'm sick of the stuff.
https://onolicioushawaii.com/hawaiian-garlic-shrimp/
https://photos.app.goo.gl/xCsREh38hYQnHMDC8
It's not French. It's Italian. But what does it matter? If English was
good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for us!
Hawaiian garlic shrimp AKA, shrimp truck shrimp, is fried Chinese style so it >hardly matters where the word comes from. I would never say that word. It gives
me the creeps. Mostly, "scampi" is a word that people on the mainland like to use.
https://thepigandquill.com/hawaiian-shrimp-scampi-aka-shrimp-truck-garlic-shrimp/
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 18:31:51 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 18:04:01 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
One of our most famous Hawaiian dishes has been called "Shrimp Scampi" but
that's kind of a pretentious, too French, foo foo, word. I call it "garlic
shrimp." I used to make it all the time but these days, I'm sick of the stuff.
https://onolicioushawaii.com/hawaiian-garlic-shrimp/
https://photos.app.goo.gl/xCsREh38hYQnHMDC8
It's not French. It's Italian. But what does it matter? If English was
good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for us!
Hawaiian garlic shrimp AKA, shrimp truck shrimp, is fried Chinese style so it
hardly matters where the word comes from. I would never say that word. It gives
me the creeps. Mostly, "scampi" is a word that people on the mainland like to use.
https://thepigandquill.com/hawaiian-shrimp-scampi-aka-shrimp-truck-garlic-shrimp/
It's not Asian enough for you. White people... brrr... (apart from
your wife and 50% of your children of course).
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 17:00:58 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 04:39:24 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Wikipedia says:
Scampi is a crustacean-based seafood dish, especially featuring langoustine
(the French name of a certain lobster which gives the dish its name), as well
as shrimp or prawns, varying regionally in preparation. The term "scampi" is
also used as a style of preparation (of, characteristically, shellfish such
as langoustines or shrimp sauteed in olive oil, garlic, and white wine, and
garnished with Parmesan cheese and lemon juice).
That only means that American ignorance has made it to the English
language Wikipedia.
The next sentence in Wikipedia is this:
"Scampi is the plural of scampo, the Italian name for the langoustine
(Nephrops norvegicus), also called the Norwegian lobster."
Nephrops norvegicus is not a shrimp. Here's a scampo, aka langoustine:
<https://observation.org/media/photo/14303904.jpg>
Here's project for you. E-mail every single restaurant in the USA
and demand they stop putting scampi on their menu if they use shrimp.
Hop to it.
It's strange stupidity. "Let's use an Italian word for an animal,
except we'll use it for another animal." And not just in one
restaurant, no nation-wide.
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 18:31:51 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 18:04:01 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
One of our most famous Hawaiian dishes has been called "Shrimp
Scampi" but that's kind of a pretentious, too French, foo foo,
word. I call it "garlic shrimp." I used to make it all the time
but these days, I'm sick of the stuff.
https://onolicioushawaii.com/hawaiian-garlic-shrimp/
https://photos.app.goo.gl/xCsREh38hYQnHMDC8
It's not French. It's Italian. But what does it matter? If English
was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for us!
Hawaiian garlic shrimp AKA, shrimp truck shrimp, is fried Chinese
style so it hardly matters where the word comes from. I would never
say that word. It gives me the creeps. Mostly, "scampi" is a word
that people on the mainland like to use.
https://thepigandquill.com/hawaiian-shrimp-scampi-aka-shrimp-truck-garlic-shrimp/
It's not Asian enough for you. White people... brrr... (apart from
your wife and 50% of your children of course).
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 18:31:51 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Hawaiian garlic shrimp AKA, shrimp truck shrimp, is fried Chinese style so it
hardly matters where the word comes from. I would never say that word. It gives
me the creeps. Mostly, "scampi" is a word that people on the mainland like to use.
https://thepigandquill.com/hawaiian-shrimp-scampi-aka-shrimp-truck-garlic-shrimp/
It's not Asian enough for you. White people... brrr... (apart from
your wife and 50% of your children of course).
Your ignorance proceeds you. I have had several mentors - all of them have been
haoles. Unfortunately, most of them are dead. Heck, I grew up with haoles - you
silly boy. Your dreams of Hawaiian intolerance is a fantasy. I'm not saying that
some Hawaiians don't care for haoles or Americans, what I'm saying is that skin
color is the foremost on your mind. You must have had quite a sheltered, fearful,
upbringing. I didn't. That's the breaks.
On 2026-01-09, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 17:00:58 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net >><user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 04:39:24 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Wikipedia says:
Scampi is a crustacean-based seafood dish, especially featuring langoustine
(the French name of a certain lobster which gives the dish its name), as well
as shrimp or prawns, varying regionally in preparation. The term "scampi" is
also used as a style of preparation (of, characteristically, shellfish such
as langoustines or shrimp sauteed in olive oil, garlic, and white wine, and
garnished with Parmesan cheese and lemon juice).
That only means that American ignorance has made it to the English
language Wikipedia.
The next sentence in Wikipedia is this:
"Scampi is the plural of scampo, the Italian name for the langoustine
(Nephrops norvegicus), also called the Norwegian lobster."
Nephrops norvegicus is not a shrimp. Here's a scampo, aka langoustine: >>>> <https://observation.org/media/photo/14303904.jpg>
Here's project for you. E-mail every single restaurant in the USA
and demand they stop putting scampi on their menu if they use shrimp.
Hop to it.
It's strange stupidity. "Let's use an Italian word for an animal,
except we'll use it for another animal." And not just in one
restaurant, no nation-wide.
When Italian restaurants started serving Scampi alla Griglia, they
couldn't get _Nephrops norvegicus_, so they substituted whatever
shrimp they could get on the "it's close enough and tastes good"
principle.
Americans found the full name of the dish too difficult to pronounce,
so they shortened it to "Scampi" when ordering. Via synecdoche,
the word came to represent the whole. Or anything in a sauce of
garlic, butter, and wine.
Sheldon is/was also married to a woman of another race
than himself. Maybe that causes this hangup.
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 17:00:58 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 04:39:24 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Wikipedia says:
Scampi is a crustacean-based seafood dish, especially featuring langoustine
(the French name of a certain lobster which gives the dish its name), as well
as shrimp or prawns, varying regionally in preparation. The term "scampi" is
also used as a style of preparation (of, characteristically, shellfish such
as langoustines or shrimp sauteed in olive oil, garlic, and white wine, and
garnished with Parmesan cheese and lemon juice).
That only means that American ignorance has made it to the English
language Wikipedia.
The next sentence in Wikipedia is this:
"Scampi is the plural of scampo, the Italian name for the langoustine
(Nephrops norvegicus), also called the Norwegian lobster."
Nephrops norvegicus is not a shrimp. Here's a scampo, aka langoustine:
<https://observation.org/media/photo/14303904.jpg>
Here's project for you. E-mail every single restaurant in the USA
and demand they stop putting scampi on their menu if they use shrimp.
Hop to it.
It's strange stupidity. "Let's use an Italian word for an animal,
except we'll use it for another animal." And not just in one
restaurant, no nation-wide.
Last night I had Scampi meatloaf.
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 06:28:59 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
Sheldon is/was also married to a woman of another race
than himself. Maybe that causes this hangup.
You posit that Popeye was a dominant figure in his cyber life here?
How?
Why?
When?
On 1/9/2026 12:39 PM, Bruce wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 17:00:58 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Here's project for you. E-mail every single restaurant in the USA
and demand they stop putting scampi on their menu if they use shrimp.
Hop to it.
It's strange stupidity. "Let's use an Italian word for an animal,
except we'll use it for another animal." And not just in one
restaurant, no nation-wide.
Last night I had Scampi meatloaf.
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:54:39 -0500, Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:
On 1/9/2026 12:39 PM, Bruce wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 17:00:58 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Here's project for you. E-mail every single restaurant in the USA
and demand they stop putting scampi on their menu if they use shrimp.
Hop to it.
It's strange stupidity. "Let's use an Italian word for an animal,
except we'll use it for another animal." And not just in one
restaurant, no nation-wide.
Last night I had Scampi meatloaf.
Must have been pricey!
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 19:20:09 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:
When Italian restaurants started serving Scampi alla Griglia, they
couldn't get _Nephrops norvegicus_, so they substituted whatever
shrimp they could get on the "it's close enough and tastes good"
principle.
Americans found the full name of the dish too difficult to pronounce,
so they shortened it to "Scampi" when ordering. Via synecdoche,
the word came to represent the whole. Or anything in a sauce of
garlic, butter, and wine.
They should have changed the name of the dish since the main
ingredient wasn't available. Now the Americans are confused and they
don't even know it.
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 12:35:47 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>
wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 06:28:59 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
Sheldon is/was also married to a woman of another race
than himself. Maybe that causes this hangup.
You posit that Popeye was a dominant figure in his cyber life here?
How?
Why?
When?
I didn't posit that and I wouldn't call him dominant, but definitely standout.
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 19:20:09 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:
When Italian restaurants started serving Scampi alla Griglia, they >couldn't get _Nephrops norvegicus_, so they substituted whatever
shrimp they could get on the "it's close enough and tastes good" >principle.
Americans found the full name of the dish too difficult to
pronounce, so they shortened it to "Scampi" when ordering. Via >synecdoche, the word came to represent the whole. Or anything in
a sauce of garlic, butter, and wine.
They should have changed the name of the dish since the main
ingredient wasn't available. Now the Americans are confused and they
don't even know it.
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating that
dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
~
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 19:20:09 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton
<chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:
When Italian restaurants started serving Scampi alla Griglia, they
couldn't get _Nephrops norvegicus_, so they substituted whatever
shrimp they could get on the "it's close enough and tastes good"
principle.
Americans found the full name of the dish too difficult to pronounce,
so they shortened it to "Scampi" when ordering. Via synecdoche,
the word came to represent the whole. Or anything in a sauce of
garlic, butter, and wine.
They should have changed the name of the dish since the main
ingredient wasn't available. Now the Americans are confused and they
don't even know it.
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating that
dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 07:07:59 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 12:35:47 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>Prolly about as significant to him as Triumph the Insult Dog was to
wrote:
You posit that Popeye was a dominant figure in his cyber life here?
How?
Why?
When?
I didn't posit that and I wouldn't call him dominant, but definitely
standout.
Conan.
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 21:12:32 GMT
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:LOL!
They should have changed the name of the dish since the main
ingredient wasn't available. Now the Americans are confused and they
don't even know it.
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating that
dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:37:59 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>
wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 07:07:59 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 12:35:47 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>Prolly about as significant to him as Triumph the Insult Dog was to
wrote:
You posit that Popeye was a dominant figure in his cyber life
here?
How?
Why?
When?
I didn't posit that and I wouldn't call him dominant, but
definitely standout.
Conan.
Oh, wait "in his life", I thought in the newsgroup in general. dsi1
was maybe the first to realise that a lot of vile talk from Popeye was
caused by the onset of dementia.
I just thought he was a racist, a
homophobe and a misogynist. Which was true, but he might not have been
so open about that if he hadn't been losing his marbles.
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:40:51 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>
wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 21:12:32 GMT
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:LOL!
They should have changed the name of the dish since the main
ingredient wasn't available. Now the Americans are confused and
they don't even know it.
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating
that dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
Joan doesn't mind if she orders chicken and they serve her a fried
canary. They're both birds.
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 08:51:40 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:37:59 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>
wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 07:07:59 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 12:35:47 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>Prolly about as significant to him as Triumph the Insult Dog was to
wrote:
You posit that Popeye was a dominant figure in his cyber life
here?
How?
Why?
When?
I didn't posit that and I wouldn't call him dominant, but
definitely standout.
Conan.
Oh, wait "in his life", I thought in the newsgroup in general. dsi1
was maybe the first to realise that a lot of vile talk from Popeye was
caused by the onset of dementia.
Smart dude to twig to that so quickly.
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:56:42 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>
wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 08:51:40 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:37:59 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>
wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 07:07:59 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 12:35:47 -0700, Ruprecht |||Prolly about as significant to him as Triumph the Insult Dog was
<necht@heidel.berg> wrote:
You posit that Popeye was a dominant figure in his cyber life
here?
How?
Why?
When?
I didn't posit that and I wouldn't call him dominant, but
definitely standout.
to Conan.
Oh, wait "in his life", I thought in the newsgroup in general. dsi1
was maybe the first to realise that a lot of vile talk from Popeye
was caused by the onset of dementia.
Smart dude to twig to that so quickly.
You won't miss any opportunity :) It's working, isn't it?
Joan doesn't mind if she orders chicken and they serve her a fried
canary. They're both birds.
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 21:12:32 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating that
dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
Ok, you choose ignorance once again. Enjoy!
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:37:59 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>
wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 07:07:59 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 12:35:47 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>Prolly about as significant to him as Triumph the Insult Dog was to
wrote:
You posit that Popeye was a dominant figure in his cyber life here?
How?
Why?
When?
I didn't posit that and I wouldn't call him dominant, but definitely
standout.
Conan.
Oh, wait "in his life", I thought in the newsgroup in general. dsi1
was maybe the first to realise that a lot of vile talk from Popeye was
caused by the onset of dementia. I just thought he was a racist, a
homophobe and a misogynist. Which was true, but he might not have been
so open about that if he hadn't been losing his marbles.
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 21:12:32 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating that
dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
Ok, you choose ignorance once again. Enjoy!
No, I choose to accept that things change and not get my knickers
is a knot because they don't remain the same forever.
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:37:59 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>
wrote:
Oh, wait "in his life", I thought in the newsgroup in general. dsi1
was maybe the first to realise that a lot of vile talk from Popeye was
caused by the onset of dementia. I just thought he was a racist, a
homophobe and a misogynist. Which was true, but he might not have been
so open about that if he hadn't been losing his marbles.
I didn't have problems with uncle because he was not in control of his brain. >My diagnosis was that he had a disinhibition disorder caused by a brain injury.
His early posts were pretty normal. His later ones were radically different. His
posts were abusive, disturbing, and offensive but he couldn't help it and besides,
they were pretty funny. That's a good thing in my book.
https://www.flintrehab.com/disinhibition-after-brain-injury
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:56:19 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:37:59 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>
wrote:
Oh, wait "in his life", I thought in the newsgroup in general. dsi1
was maybe the first to realise that a lot of vile talk from Popeye
was caused by the onset of dementia. I just thought he was a
racist, a homophobe and a misogynist. Which was true, but he might
not have been so open about that if he hadn't been losing his
marbles.
I didn't have problems with uncle because he was not in control of
his brain. My diagnosis was that he had a disinhibition disorder
caused by a brain injury. His early posts were pretty normal. His
later ones were radically different. His posts were abusive,
disturbing, and offensive but he couldn't help it and besides, they
were pretty funny. That's a good thing in my book.
https://www.flintrehab.com/disinhibition-after-brain-injury
The brain injury could simply have been dementia. But yet, his
nonsense about nuns and zaftige women could be funny.
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 10:22:17 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:56:19 GMT, dsi1He had an R. Crumb-like view of the ladies:
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
I didn't have problems with uncle because he was not in control of
his brain. My diagnosis was that he had a disinhibition disorder
caused by a brain injury. His early posts were pretty normal. His
later ones were radically different. His posts were abusive,
disturbing, and offensive but he couldn't help it and besides, they
were pretty funny. That's a good thing in my book.
https://www.flintrehab.com/disinhibition-after-brain-injury
The brain injury could simply have been dementia. But yet, his
nonsense about nuns and zaftige women could be funny.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gK94!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb3d12ed6-a14f-4487-9457-02ad01d823e1_1174x1452.png
https://victorianvisualculture.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/robert-crumb-strong-girl2.gif
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 21:12:32 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating that
dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
Ok, you choose ignorance once again. Enjoy!
No, I choose to accept that things change and not get my knickers
is a knot because they don't remain the same forever.
~
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:46:17 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 21:12:32 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating that
dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
Ok, you choose ignorance once again. Enjoy!
No, I choose to accept that things change and not get my knickers
is a knot because they don't remain the same forever.
But if they change for the worse we should revolt!
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote on 1/9/2026 4:46 PM:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 21:12:32 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you.-a Keep beating that
dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
Ok, you choose ignorance once again. Enjoy!
No, I choose to accept that things change and not get my knickers
is a knot because they don't remain the same forever.
Damn, I never saw a lady wearing knickers.-a Can you post a pic so I can
see what your knickers look like?-a Did you buy them or sew your own garment?
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote on 1/9/2026 4:46 PM:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 21:12:32 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating that
dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
Ok, you choose ignorance once again. Enjoy!
No, I choose to accept that things change and not get my knickers
is a knot because they don't remain the same forever.
Damn, I never saw a lady wearing knickers. Can you post a pic so I can
see what your knickers look like? Did you buy them or sew your own garment?
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:46:17 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
No, I choose to accept that things change and not get my knickers
is a knot because they don't remain the same forever.
But if they change for the worse we should revolt!
Maybe they're not worse, just different and maybe better or just
as good.
That's like saying only turkey should be prepared with dressing
and never use chicken in its' place.
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 16:41:30 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>
wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 10:22:17 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:56:19 GMT, dsi1He had an R. Crumb-like view of the ladies:
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
I didn't have problems with uncle because he was not in control of
his brain. My diagnosis was that he had a disinhibition disorder
caused by a brain injury. His early posts were pretty normal. His
later ones were radically different. His posts were abusive,
disturbing, and offensive but he couldn't help it and besides,
they were pretty funny. That's a good thing in my book.
https://www.flintrehab.com/disinhibition-after-brain-injury
The brain injury could simply have been dementia. But yet, his
nonsense about nuns and zaftige women could be funny.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gK94!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb3d12ed6-a14f-4487-9457-02ad01d823e1_1174x1452.png
https://victorianvisualculture.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/robert-crumb-strong-girl2.gif
As if he's talking about horses :)
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote on 1/9/2026 4:46 PM:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 21:12:32 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating
that dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
Ok, you choose ignorance once again. Enjoy!
No, I choose to accept that things change and not get my knickers
is a knot because they don't remain the same forever.
~
Damn, I never saw a lady wearing knickers. Can you post a pic so I
can see what your knickers look like? Did you buy them or sew your
own garment?
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 02:12:41 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:46:17 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
No, I choose to accept that things change and not get my knickers
is a knot because they don't remain the same forever.
But if they change for the worse we should revolt!
Maybe they're not worse, just different and maybe better or just
as good.
That's like saying only turkey should be prepared with dressing
and never use chicken in its' place.
You can use chicken, but call it chicken then.
Oh, wait "in his life", I thought in the newsgroup in general. dsi1
was maybe the first to realise that a lot of vile talk from Popeye was caused by the onset of dementia. I just thought he was a racist, a homophobe and a misogynist. Which was true, but he might not have been
so open about that if he hadn't been losing his marbles.
I didn't have problems with uncle because he was not in control of his brain.
My diagnosis was that he had a disinhibition disorder caused by a brain injury.
His early posts were pretty normal. His later ones were radically different. His
posts were abusive, disturbing, and offensive but he couldn't help it and besides,
they were pretty funny. That's a good thing in my book.
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 18:23:04 -0600
Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid> wrote:
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote on 1/9/2026 4:46 PM:https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/uk/fashion/style-advice/a64825720/best-cotton-everyday-knickers-women/
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 21:12:32 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating
that dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
Ok, you choose ignorance once again. Enjoy!
No, I choose to accept that things change and not get my knickers
is a knot because they don't remain the same forever.
~
Damn, I never saw a lady wearing knickers. Can you post a pic so I
can see what your knickers look like? Did you buy them or sew your
own garment?
Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid> posted:
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote on 1/9/2026 4:46 PM:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 21:12:32 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating that >>>>> dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
Ok, you choose ignorance once again. Enjoy!
No, I choose to accept that things change and not get my knickers
is a knot because they don't remain the same forever.
Damn, I never saw a lady wearing knickers. Can you post a pic so I can
see what your knickers look like? Did you buy them or sew your own garment?
Settle down, your testosterone couldn't handle it.
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 10:22:17 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:56:19 GMT, dsi1He had an R. Crumb-like view of the ladies:
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:37:59 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>
wrote:
Oh, wait "in his life", I thought in the newsgroup in general. dsi1
was maybe the first to realise that a lot of vile talk from Popeye
was caused by the onset of dementia. I just thought he was a
racist, a homophobe and a misogynist. Which was true, but he might
not have been so open about that if he hadn't been losing his
marbles.
I didn't have problems with uncle because he was not in control of
his brain. My diagnosis was that he had a disinhibition disorder
caused by a brain injury. His early posts were pretty normal. His
later ones were radically different. His posts were abusive,
disturbing, and offensive but he couldn't help it and besides, they
were pretty funny. That's a good thing in my book.
https://www.flintrehab.com/disinhibition-after-brain-injury
The brain injury could simply have been dementia. But yet, his
nonsense about nuns and zaftige women could be funny.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gK94!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb3d12ed6-a14f-4487-9457-02ad01d823e1_1174x1452.png
https://victorianvisualculture.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/robert-crumb-strong-girl2.gif
I suddenly thought that it would
be funny to take that type of knickers and throw it into the yard of
a certain former poster.
On 1/10/2026 12:00 AM, Ruprecht ||| wrote:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 18:23:04 -0600The ones with the roses are pretty. The leopard print is ugly.
Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid> wrote:
ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote on 1/9/2026 4:46 PM:https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/uk/fashion/style-advice/a64825720/best-cotton-everyday-knickers-women/
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 21:12:32 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
It's a crustacean and nobody is confused but you. Keep beating
that dead horse and see if he'll get up and run.
Ok, you choose ignorance once again. Enjoy!
No, I choose to accept that things change and not get my knickers
is a knot because they don't remain the same forever.
~
Damn, I never saw a lady wearing knickers. Can you post a pic so I
can see what your knickers look like? Did you buy them or sew your
own garment?
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:54:39 -0500
Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:
Last night I had Scampi meatloaf.
You left the shells on I hope!
On 1/9/2026 5:41 PM, Ruprecht ||| wrote:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 10:22:17 +1100
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:56:19 GMT, dsi1He had an R. Crumb-like view of the ladies:
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:37:59 -0700, Ruprecht |||
<necht@heidel.berg> wrote:
Oh, wait "in his life", I thought in the newsgroup in general.
dsi1 was maybe the first to realise that a lot of vile talk from
Popeye was caused by the onset of dementia. I just thought he
was a racist, a homophobe and a misogynist. Which was true, but
he might not have been so open about that if he hadn't been
losing his marbles.
I didn't have problems with uncle because he was not in control of
his brain. My diagnosis was that he had a disinhibition disorder
caused by a brain injury. His early posts were pretty normal. His
later ones were radically different. His posts were abusive,
disturbing, and offensive but he couldn't help it and besides,
they were pretty funny. That's a good thing in my book.
https://www.flintrehab.com/disinhibition-after-brain-injury
The brain injury could simply have been dementia. But yet, his
nonsense about nuns and zaftige women could be funny.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gK94!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb3d12ed6-a14f-4487-9457-02ad01d823e1_1174x1452.png
https://victorianvisualculture.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/robert-crumb-strong-girl2.gifMy tastes could hardly be more different. I find those drawings quite anaphrodisiacal.
Cold meatloaf in a sandwich with
a dill pickle on the side would be my second choice.
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 11:20:35 -0500
Retirednoguilt <HapilyRetired@fakeaddress.com> wrote:
Cold meatloaf in a sandwich with
a dill pickle on the side would be my second choice.
Alpo not in your local stores?
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:56:19 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 14:37:59 -0700, Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg>
wrote:
Oh, wait "in his life", I thought in the newsgroup in general. dsi1
was maybe the first to realise that a lot of vile talk from Popeye was
caused by the onset of dementia. I just thought he was a racist, a
homophobe and a misogynist. Which was true, but he might not have been
so open about that if he hadn't been losing his marbles.
I didn't have problems with uncle because he was not in control of his brain.
My diagnosis was that he had a disinhibition disorder caused by a brain injury.
His early posts were pretty normal. His later ones were radically different. His
posts were abusive, disturbing, and offensive but he couldn't help it and besides,
they were pretty funny. That's a good thing in my book.
https://www.flintrehab.com/disinhibition-after-brain-injury
The brain injury could simply have been dementia. But yet, his
nonsense about nuns and zaftige women could be funny.
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:56:19 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
I didn't have problems with uncle because he was not in control of his brain.
My diagnosis was that he had a disinhibition disorder caused by a brain injury.
His early posts were pretty normal. His later ones were radically different. His
posts were abusive, disturbing, and offensive but he couldn't help it and besides,
they were pretty funny. That's a good thing in my book.
https://www.flintrehab.com/disinhibition-after-brain-injury
The brain injury could simply have been dementia. But yet, his
nonsense about nuns and zaftige women could be funny.
My guess is that if he had dementia, he'd find it difficult to post anything -
his thoughts and memory would be fragmented. My mother-in-law had dementia. In >the end, she couldn't do a thing for herself.
https://groups.google.com/g/rec.food.cooking/c/oseiHtCJcM0/m/HChwVxgIAwAJ
*Apart from Janet, but her memory has failed her before.
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 19:27:04 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:56:19 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
I didn't have problems with uncle because he was not in control of his brain.
My diagnosis was that he had a disinhibition disorder caused by a brain injury.
His early posts were pretty normal. His later ones were radically different. His
posts were abusive, disturbing, and offensive but he couldn't help it and besides,
they were pretty funny. That's a good thing in my book.
https://www.flintrehab.com/disinhibition-after-brain-injury
The brain injury could simply have been dementia. But yet, his
nonsense about nuns and zaftige women could be funny.
My guess is that if he had dementia, he'd find it difficult to post anything -
his thoughts and memory would be fragmented. My mother-in-law had dementia. In
the end, she couldn't do a thing for herself.
https://groups.google.com/g/rec.food.cooking/c/oseiHtCJcM0/m/HChwVxgIAwAJ
But it's a gradual process. Anyway, the main thing is that people
who've been in RFC longer than me*, say that he wasn't always as bad
as during the last years, so something must have gone wrong.
*Apart from Janet, but her memory has failed her before.
Bruce wrote:
*Apart from Janet, but her memory has failed her before.
Someone said that 'Janet' is a guy, 'she' writes like a man
but who knows anymore.
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 16:34:24 -0500, Pete Tuttle <pmt777@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Bruce wrote:
*Apart from Janet, but her memory has failed her before.Someone said that 'Janet' is a guy, 'she' writes like a man
but who knows anymore.
I think it's her bitchiness that makes her sound like a man or a butch
woman.
She's the goldfish of RFC: she drops by and throws some nasty comments around, comes back 4 days later and has forgotten all about what was
said before. So she throws new nasty comments around and leaves again
for a couple of days.
Rinse and repeat.
But it's a gradual process. Anyway, the main thing is that people
who've been in RFC longer than me*, say that he wasn't always as bad
as during the last years, so something must have gone wrong.
*Apart from Janet, but her memory has failed her before.
I said that his early posts were plain, old, ordinary posts - some were even helpful. Obviously some event did happen. I think your memory is failing you.
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 19:27:04 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:But it's a gradual process. Anyway, the main thing is that people
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:56:19 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
I didn't have problems with uncle because he was not in control of his brain.
My diagnosis was that he had a disinhibition disorder caused by a brain injury.
His early posts were pretty normal. His later ones were radically different. His
posts were abusive, disturbing, and offensive but he couldn't help it and besides,
they were pretty funny. That's a good thing in my book.
https://www.flintrehab.com/disinhibition-after-brain-injury
The brain injury could simply have been dementia. But yet, his
nonsense about nuns and zaftige women could be funny.
My guess is that if he had dementia, he'd find it difficult to post anything -
his thoughts and memory would be fragmented. My mother-in-law had dementia. In
the end, she couldn't do a thing for herself.
https://groups.google.com/g/rec.food.cooking/c/oseiHtCJcM0/m/HChwVxgIAwAJ >>
who've been in RFC longer than me*, say that he wasn't always as bad
as during the last years, so something must have gone wrong.
*Apart from Janet, but her memory has failed her before.
I said that his early posts were plain, old, ordinary posts - some were even >helpful. Obviously some event did happen. I think your memory is failing you.
On 2026-01-10 4:54 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
But it's a gradual process. Anyway, the main thing is that people
who've been in RFC longer than me*, say that he wasn't always as bad
as during the last years, so something must have gone wrong.
*Apart from Janet, but her memory has failed her before.
I said that his early posts were plain, old, ordinary posts - some were even
helpful. Obviously some event did happen. I think your memory is failing you.
I used to think of him as a guy that was trying to play a character that
he thought was funny. I didn't think the character was funny but I never took him seriously. He could ride people but tended to limit that to
those who would not fight back. He could be quite insisted about
cooking ingredients and techniques but it was important to determine if
it was his alleged experience or if he was quoting a reliable source
because most of his advice was BS.
What's the problem? We agree, except we have a different theory about
the cause of his mental decline. I think it was dementia. You think he
had a stroke or an alien took possession of his brain.
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
What's the problem? We agree, except we have a different theory about
the cause of his mental decline. I think it was dementia. You think he
had a stroke or an alien took possession of his brain.
I distinctly remember him making a post that was almost word for word
of a post he had made a very few days before things took a turn for
the worse. I wish I could remember exactly what it was, but it stuck
in my mind. Then shortly afterward he had fallen and said he had lain
on the floor for four days as his wife was away visiting friends/relatives.
She would not leave him for that extended period of time, more like
she was gone for four hours. But in his mind, it was four days and
soon after he went into assisted living as he would have no part-time >caregiver coming to the house. I /think/ he was averse to using a
walker and Kathy was afraid he'd try to head down to their basement, too.
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 21:54:38 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 19:27:04 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:But it's a gradual process. Anyway, the main thing is that people
On Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:56:19 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
I didn't have problems with uncle because he was not in control of his brain.
My diagnosis was that he had a disinhibition disorder caused by a brain injury.
His early posts were pretty normal. His later ones were radically different. His
posts were abusive, disturbing, and offensive but he couldn't help it and besides,
they were pretty funny. That's a good thing in my book.
https://www.flintrehab.com/disinhibition-after-brain-injury
The brain injury could simply have been dementia. But yet, his
nonsense about nuns and zaftige women could be funny.
My guess is that if he had dementia, he'd find it difficult to post anything -
his thoughts and memory would be fragmented. My mother-in-law had dementia. In
the end, she couldn't do a thing for herself.
https://groups.google.com/g/rec.food.cooking/c/oseiHtCJcM0/m/HChwVxgIAwAJ >>
who've been in RFC longer than me*, say that he wasn't always as bad
as during the last years, so something must have gone wrong.
*Apart from Janet, but her memory has failed her before.
I said that his early posts were plain, old, ordinary posts - some were even >helpful. Obviously some event did happen. I think your memory is failing you.
What's the problem? We agree, except we have a different theory about
the cause of his mental decline. I think it was dementia. You think he
had a stroke or an alien took possession of his brain.
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 21:54:38 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
I said that his early posts were plain, old, ordinary posts - some were even
helpful. Obviously some event did happen. I think your memory is failing you.
What's the problem? We agree, except we have a different theory about
the cause of his mental decline. I think it was dementia. You think he
had a stroke or an alien took possession of his brain.
There's no problem at all. You're just making comments on things you know nothing
about - again. We've known people with dementia and with brain damage to their >frontal lobes which resulted in a disinhibition disability. My guess is that >Sheldon had to move to a place separate from other people. As it goes, the >difference between the two is not difficult to distinguish. For you, it's an >impossible task. Yoose gets the last word.
On Sun, 11 Jan 2026 01:28:28 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
On Sat, 10 Jan 2026 21:54:38 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
I said that his early posts were plain, old, ordinary posts - some were even
helpful. Obviously some event did happen. I think your memory is failing you.
What's the problem? We agree, except we have a different theory about
the cause of his mental decline. I think it was dementia. You think he
had a stroke or an alien took possession of his brain.
There's no problem at all. You're just making comments on things you know nothing
about - again. We've known people with dementia and with brain damage to their
frontal lobes which resulted in a disinhibition disability. My guess is that >> Sheldon had to move to a place separate from other people. As it goes, the >> difference between the two is not difficult to distinguish. For you, it's an >> impossible task. Yoose gets the last word.
You're still getting worked up over nothing.
I distinctly remember him making a post that was almost word for wordMany of us here are getting older. We should take a look at our
of a post he had made a very few days before things took a turn for
the worse. I wish I could remember exactly what it was, but it stuck
in my mind. Then shortly afterward he had fallen and said he had lain
on the floor for four days as his wife was away visiting friends/relatives.
She would not leave him for that extended period of time, more like
she was gone for four hours. But in his mind, it was four days and
soon after he went into assisted living as he would have no part-time caregiver coming to the house. I /think/ he was averse to using a
walker and Kathy was afraid he'd try to head down to their basement, too.
~
Bruce wrote on 1/10/2026 8:07 PM:
On Sun, 11 Jan 2026 01:28:28 GMT, dsi1
<user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
There's no problem at all. You're just making comments on things you know nothing
about - again. We've known people with dementia and with brain damage to their
frontal lobes which resulted in a disinhibition disability. My guess is that
Sheldon had to move to a place separate from other people. As it goes, the >>> difference between the two is not difficult to distinguish. For you, it's an
impossible task. Yoose gets the last word.
You're still getting worked up over nothing.
When Uncle Tojo gives yoose da last word, he is pissed, so yoose better >leave it be.
He may have ended up with dementia;
but dementia is not the explanation for his character.
Janet UK
Bruce wrote:
*Apart from Janet, but her memory has failed her before.
Someone said that 'Janet' is a guy, 'she' writes like a man
but who knows anymore.
Bruce wrote:
*Apart from Janet, but her memory has failed her before.
Someone said that 'Janet' is a guy, 'she' writes like a man
but who knows anymore.
On 1/10/2026 8:11 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:
I distinctly remember him making a post that was almost word for wordMany of us here are getting older.-a We should take a look at our
of a post he had made a very few days before things took a turn for
the worse.-a I wish I could remember exactly what it was, but it stuck
in my mind.-a Then shortly afterward he had fallen and said he had lain
on the floor for four days as his wife was away visiting friends/
relatives.
She would not leave him for that extended period of time, more like
she was gone for four hours.-a But in his mind, it was four days and
soon after he went into assisted living as he would have no part-time
caregiver coming to the house.-a I-a /think/-a he was averse to using a
walker and Kathy was afraid he'd try to head down to their basement, too.
~
situation if something should happen.-a Two people I know 62/70) have
fallen or passed out when alone just in the past few months.-a Cell phone
on their person or a medical alert device would have save them a lot or problems.-a Both waited hours for help.
Get a cell phone holder that goes on your belt or similar.
On 1/10/2026 3:34 PM, Pete Tuttle wrote:
Bruce wrote:I had a sister named Janet. She died this week. I found out
*Apart from Janet, but her memory has failed her before.Someone said that 'Janet' is a guy, 'she' writes like a man
but who knows anymore.
yesterday. She was about 16-17 years older than me. We didn't get
along from the time I was 5 or 6 years old. At our sister's memorial
service a few years ago, I said, "Hi, Janet." She answered with a
snotty, "Oh, hi, Bryan." Hey, at least she wasn't fake nice. She and
our other brother didn't speak to one another at all for over 35
years. My niece posted an obit of sorts to FB that was pretty
accurate, and amusing, especially the description of my father as "a
classic smarmy salesman."
https://photos.app.goo.gl/YrLuCSgnuqv9N5Wc8
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 02:27:28 -0600
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:
On 1/8/2026 1:17 PM, Janet wrote:
In article <10jo084$1d3l4$1@dont-email.me>, chamilton5280
@invalid.com says...
Looking at a restaurant menu, I find "White Fish Scampi". The
description:
Baked Lake Superior white fish, scampi sauce & cherry tomatoes.
Nary a shrimp in sight.
In US, "scampi sauce" (contains no scampi) is available
in a jar.
https://www.arcticfoods.com/product/scampi-sauce-7-5oz-
legal-seafood/
Ingredients
Canola Oil, Garlic, White Wine, Lemon Juice, UnsaltedOnly a pig would buy that.
Butter (pasteurized cream, natural flavoring) [milk],
Shallots, Salt, Pectin, Spices, Natural Flavor, Natural
Garlic Extractives, Pure Lemon Oil, Natural Flavor and
Tocopherols (natural antioxidant)
It's not a science project ingredients list.
People that are afraid of modern food processing fail to see the difficulty in
making a food product that will last months or years of storage. In the aftermath
of WW-III, cans of Spam and Vienna Sausage will be more valuable than a bucket
of oil or gold. A lot of people also fail to see that most people don't have the
time or resources to grow their own corn or beans. I'm just happy to live in an
age where I can just open up a can of good, tasty, corn at any time of the day. My
understanding is that some people will actually enjoy opening up a can of green
beans too. I find that tough to swallow but that's just something I've heard.
My
understanding is that some people will actually enjoy opening up a
can of green beans too. I find that tough to swallow but that's just something I've heard.
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 19:20:09 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton
<chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:
Americans found the full name of the dish too difficult to pronounce,
so they shortened it to "Scampi" when ordering. Via synecdoche,
the word came to represent the whole. Or anything in a sauce of
garlic, butter, and wine.
They should have changed the name of the dish since the main
ingredient wasn't available. Now the Americans are confused and they
don't even know it.
On 2026-01-09, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
They should have changed the name of the dish since the main
ingredient wasn't available. Now the Americans are confused and they
don't even know it.
Or care. My "scampi" is basically a tomato and cream soup with shrimp
thrown in. None of that other stuff and not even close to the
definition. So what?
On 2026-01-11 3:31 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
People that are afraid of modern food processing fail to see the difficulty in
making a food product that will last months or years of storage. In the aftermath
of WW-III, cans of Spam and Vienna Sausage will be more valuable than a bucket
of oil or gold. A lot of people also fail to see that most people don't have the
time or resources to grow their own corn or beans. I'm just happy to live in an
age where I can just open up a can of good, tasty, corn at any time of the day. My
understanding is that some people will actually enjoy opening up a can of green
beans too. I find that tough to swallow but that's just something I've heard.
There are lots of canned fruits and vegetables that I like and I like
green beans, but I have little to no interest in canned green beans.
Heck, I would rather eat canned peas than canned beans.
On 2026-01-11, dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
People that are afraid of modern food processing fail to see the difficulty in
making a food product that will last months or years of storage. In the aftermath
of WW-III, cans of Spam and Vienna Sausage will be more valuable than a bucket
of oil or gold. A lot of people also fail to see that most people don't have the
time or resources to grow their own corn or beans. I'm just happy to live in an
age where I can just open up a can of good, tasty, corn at any time of the day. My
understanding is that some people will actually enjoy opening up a can of green
beans too. I find that tough to swallow but that's just something I've heard.
It's true.
If you let the machines think for you, you've
given up your humanity, and with it, your right for your thoughts to
be respected.
Or care. My "scampi" is basically a tomato and cream soup with shrimp
thrown in. None of that other stuff and not even close to the
definition. So what?
Ruprecht ||| <necht@heidel.berg> posted:
On Fri, 9 Jan 2026 02:27:28 -0600
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:
On 1/8/2026 1:17 PM, Janet wrote:
In article <10jo084$1d3l4$1@dont-email.me>, chamilton5280Only a pig would buy that.
@invalid.com says...
Looking at a restaurant menu, I find "White Fish Scampi". The
description:
Baked Lake Superior white fish, scampi sauce & cherry tomatoes.
Nary a shrimp in sight.
In US, "scampi sauce" (contains no scampi) is available
in a jar.
https://www.arcticfoods.com/product/scampi-sauce-7-5oz-
legal-seafood/
Ingredients
Canola Oil, Garlic, White Wine, Lemon Juice, Unsalted
Butter (pasteurized cream, natural flavoring) [milk],
Shallots, Salt, Pectin, Spices, Natural Flavor, Natural
Garlic Extractives, Pure Lemon Oil, Natural Flavor and
Tocopherols (natural antioxidant)
It's not a science project ingredients list.
People that are afraid of modern food processing fail to see the difficulty in
making a food product that will last months or years of storage. In the aftermath
of WW-III, cans of Spam and Vienna Sausage will be more valuable than a bucket
of oil or gold. A lot of people also fail to see that most people don't have the
time or resources to grow their own corn or beans. I'm just happy to live in an
age where I can just open up a can of good, tasty, corn at any time of the day. My
understanding is that some people will actually enjoy opening up a can of green
beans too. I find that tough to swallow but that's just something I've heard.
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