• Savannah Guthrie kidnapped Nancy to boost sagging show ratings.

    From Adam Schitt@adam.schitt@dont-email.me to alt.politics.org.fbi,rec.arts.tv,alt.missing-adults,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,talk.politics.misc on Tue Feb 24 00:37:20 2026
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    All they needed was a dumb sheriff and they got that in spades.
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  • From c186282@c186282@nnada.net to rec.arts.tv,alt.missing-adults,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,talk.politics.misc on Mon Feb 23 22:15:05 2026
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    On 2/23/26 18:37, Adam Schitt wrote:
    All they needed was a dumb sheriff and they got that in spades.

    There's a special group for you, 'alt.conspiracy' :-)

    Hey, maybe it was ANTIFA ... because Savannah wasn't
    quite Maoist enough for the show ?

    Alas, Nancy is probably in a shallow grave just
    south of the border at this point. She was hurt
    enough to bleed all over at the beginning and
    apparently had other dangerous conditions. That's
    why there are no legit ransom demands ... the
    perp can't produce a live Nancy. Very sad, but
    very likely.

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