• [OT] Neun und Neunzig Luftballons (El Paso)

    From quadi@quadibloc@ca.invalid to rec.arts.sf.written on Thu Feb 12 19:16:05 2026
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    I read a recent news item about how airspace was closed aroud El Paso for hours for safety reasons while the government was dealing with drones
    being used by drug cartels.

    While some of the news coverage noted that drones of this nature were a
    common occurrence, this in itself doesn't mean that suddenly the
    government did something unwarranted. These particular drones on that day could have been different somehow, or the government finally was able to
    do something to stop them.

    However, today I came across an article saying that the lasers used to
    knock drones out of the sky also hit some people's party balloons just
    before the airspace closure.

    This news item reminded me of the famous German song about how a young couple's release of ninety-nine helium balloons to celebrate their love accidentally triggered a global thermonuclear war.

    John Savard
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  • From Cryptoengineer@petertrei@gmail.com to rec.arts.sf.written on Thu Feb 12 14:50:31 2026
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    On 2/12/2026 2:16 PM, quadi wrote:
    I read a recent news item about how airspace was closed aroud El Paso for hours for safety reasons while the government was dealing with drones
    being used by drug cartels.

    While some of the news coverage noted that drones of this nature were a common occurrence, this in itself doesn't mean that suddenly the
    government did something unwarranted. These particular drones on that day could have been different somehow, or the government finally was able to
    do something to stop them.

    However, today I came across an article saying that the lasers used to
    knock drones out of the sky also hit some people's party balloons just
    before the airspace closure.

    This news item reminded me of the famous German song about how a young couple's release of ninety-nine helium balloons to celebrate their love accidentally triggered a global thermonuclear war.

    John Savard


    I'm getting the impression that what happened is that the military
    started testing a laser based anti-drone weapon, but didn't coordinate
    with the FAA to make sure civil aviation would be safe. The FAA then
    shut down the airspace to prevent accidents.

    ...and yes, a party balloon was shot down, and maybe other drones.

    pt
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  • From Paul S Person@psperson@old.netcom.invalid to rec.arts.sf.written on Fri Feb 13 08:40:12 2026
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    On Thu, 12 Feb 2026 14:50:31 -0500, Cryptoengineer
    <petertrei@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 2/12/2026 2:16 PM, quadi wrote:
    I read a recent news item about how airspace was closed aroud El Paso for
    hours for safety reasons while the government was dealing with drones
    being used by drug cartels.

    While some of the news coverage noted that drones of this nature were a
    common occurrence, this in itself doesn't mean that suddenly the
    government did something unwarranted. These particular drones on that day
    could have been different somehow, or the government finally was able to
    do something to stop them.

    However, today I came across an article saying that the lasers used to
    knock drones out of the sky also hit some people's party balloons just
    before the airspace closure.

    This news item reminded me of the famous German song about how a young
    couple's release of ninety-nine helium balloons to celebrate their love
    accidentally triggered a global thermonuclear war.

    John Savard


    I'm getting the impression that what happened is that the military
    started testing a laser based anti-drone weapon, but didn't coordinate
    with the FAA to make sure civil aviation would be safe. The FAA then
    shut down the airspace to prevent accidents.
    Hey, this is Pete Hegseth's "Department of War" military.
    They don't coordinate with anyone.
    You get out of their way or suffer the consequences.
    ...and yes, a party balloon was shot down, and maybe other drones.
    It's a good thing they weren't firing rifles into the air. "DoW" Pete
    might have sent one of /our/ drones to suppress the uprising.
    --
    "Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
    Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
    Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"
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  • From vintageapplemac@vintageapplemac@gmail.com (scole) to rec.arts.sf.written on Tue Feb 17 08:56:00 2026
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    In article <10ml8tl$1nb3i$1@dont-email.me>, quadi <quadibloc@ca.invalid> wrote:

    This news item reminded me of the famous German song about how a young couple's release of ninety-nine helium balloons to celebrate their love accidentally triggered a global thermonuclear war.

    Holy shit! I've listened to that song many times (both German and English versions, although I don't barely understand any German at all the
    original language version does have more of a bop to it!) and clearly have never listened to it remotely hard enough to pick up on that - I've always
    just thought it was a lovely bouncy party song!
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  • From kludge@kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey) to rec.arts.sf.written on Tue Feb 17 09:36:30 2026
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    scole <vintageapplemac@gmail.com> wrote:
    In article <10ml8tl$1nb3i$1@dont-email.me>, quadi <quadibloc@ca.invalid> wrote:

    This news item reminded me of the famous German song about how a young
    couple's release of ninety-nine helium balloons to celebrate their love
    accidentally triggered a global thermonuclear war.

    Holy shit! I've listened to that song many times (both German and English >versions, although I don't barely understand any German at all the
    original language version does have more of a bop to it!) and clearly have >never listened to it remotely hard enough to pick up on that - I've always >just thought it was a lovely bouncy party song!

    In the English version we have the young couple releasing balloons that sets off the alarm.

    In the German version it's not clear where the balloons came from, and the
    word "luftballoon" would indicate a military balloon and not a party balloon according to my German roomate-at-the-time-that-song-came-out. The German lyrics are very much more dark than the English ones.
    --scott
    --
    "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."
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  • From vintageapplemac@vintageapplemac@gmail.com (scole) to rec.arts.sf.written on Tue Feb 17 15:33:01 2026
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    In article <10n1ude$bou$1@panix2.panix.com>, kludge@panix.com (Scott
    Dorsey) wrote:

    scole <vintageapplemac@gmail.com> wrote:
    In article <10ml8tl$1nb3i$1@dont-email.me>, quadi
    <quadibloc@ca.invalid> wrote:

    This news item reminded me of the famous German song about how a young
    couple's release of ninety-nine helium balloons to celebrate their love >> accidentally triggered a global thermonuclear war.

    Holy shit! I've listened to that song many times (both German and English >versions, although I don't barely understand any German at all the
    original language version does have more of a bop to it!) and clearly have >never listened to it remotely hard enough to pick up on that - I've always >just thought it was a lovely bouncy party song!

    In the English version we have the young couple releasing balloons that sets off the alarm.

    In the German version it's not clear where the balloons came from, and the word "luftballoon" would indicate a military balloon and not a party balloon according to my German roomate-at-the-time-that-song-came-out. The German lyrics are very much more dark than the English ones.


    Right, I'm going to hit Google up for some translated lyrics - I need to
    get to the bottom of this, it sounds absolutely fascinating and,
    understandably given Germany's mid-80s Cold War status, dark as pitch!
    Still an absolute banger of a song, though!
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  • From Christian Weisgerber@naddy@mips.inka.de to rec.arts.sf.written on Tue Feb 17 16:20:22 2026
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    On 2026-02-17, Scott Dorsey <kludge@panix.com> wrote:

    ["99 Luftballons"]
    In the German version it's not clear where the balloons came from, and the word "luftballoon" would indicate a military balloon and not a party balloon according to my German roomate-at-the-time-that-song-came-out.

    What? No, a "Luftballon" is a party balloon.
    --
    Christian "naddy" Weisgerber naddy@mips.inka.de
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  • From scott@scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal) to rec.arts.sf.written on Tue Feb 17 16:44:57 2026
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    Christian Weisgerber <naddy@mips.inka.de> writes:
    On 2026-02-17, Scott Dorsey <kludge@panix.com> wrote:

    ["99 Luftballons"]
    In the German version it's not clear where the balloons came from, and the >> word "luftballoon" would indicate a military balloon and not a party balloon >> according to my German roomate-at-the-time-that-song-came-out.

    What? No, a "Luftballon" is a party balloon.

    Literally "air balloon", nicht wahr?

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  • From Paul S Person@psperson@old.netcom.invalid to rec.arts.sf.written on Tue Feb 17 08:47:15 2026
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    On Tue, 17 Feb 2026 16:20:22 -0000 (UTC), Christian Weisgerber <naddy@mips.inka.de> wrote:
    On 2026-02-17, Scott Dorsey <kludge@panix.com> wrote:

    ["99 Luftballons"]
    In the German version it's not clear where the balloons came from, and the >> word "luftballoon" would indicate a military balloon and not a party balloon >> according to my German roomate-at-the-time-that-song-came-out.

    What? No, a "Luftballon" is a party balloon.
    He may (or may not) be relating it to "Luftwaffe" which, of course, is military.
    If so he is, of course, wrong.
    --
    "Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
    Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
    Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"
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  • From Cryptoengineer@petertrei@gmail.com to rec.arts.sf.written on Tue Feb 17 12:12:49 2026
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    On 2/17/2026 9:33 AM, scole wrote:
    In article <10n1ude$bou$1@panix2.panix.com>, kludge@panix.com (Scott
    Dorsey) wrote:

    scole <vintageapplemac@gmail.com> wrote:
    In article <10ml8tl$1nb3i$1@dont-email.me>, quadi
    <quadibloc@ca.invalid> wrote:

    This news item reminded me of the famous German song about how a young >>>> couple's release of ninety-nine helium balloons to celebrate their love >>>> accidentally triggered a global thermonuclear war.

    Holy shit! I've listened to that song many times (both German and English >>> versions, although I don't barely understand any German at all the
    original language version does have more of a bop to it!) and clearly have >>> never listened to it remotely hard enough to pick up on that - I've always >>> just thought it was a lovely bouncy party song!

    In the English version we have the young couple releasing balloons that sets >> off the alarm.

    In the German version it's not clear where the balloons came from, and the >> word "luftballoon" would indicate a military balloon and not a party balloon >> according to my German roomate-at-the-time-that-song-came-out. The German >> lyrics are very much more dark than the English ones.


    Right, I'm going to hit Google up for some translated lyrics - I need to
    get to the bottom of this, it sounds absolutely fascinating and, understandably given Germany's mid-80s Cold War status, dark as pitch!
    Still an absolute banger of a song, though!


    99 Red Balloons (Album Version)
    Song by Nena
    You and I in a little toy shop
    Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
    Set them free at the break of dawn
    'Til one by one, they were gone
    Back at base, sparks in the software
    Flash the message "something's out there"
    Floating in the summer sky
    99 red balloons go by

    99 red balloons
    Floating in the summer sky
    Panic bells, it's red alert
    There's something here from somewhere else
    The war machine springs to life
    Opens up one eager eye
    Focusing it on the sky
    The 99 red balloons go by

    99 Decision Street
    99 ministers meet
    To worry, worry, super scurry
    Call the troops out in a hurry
    This is what we've waited for
    This is it boys, this is war
    The President is on the line
    As 99 red balloons go by

    99 knights of the air
    Ride super high-tech jet fighters
    Everyone's a superhero
    Everyone's a Captain Kirk
    With orders to identify
    To clarify and classify
    Scrambling the summer sky
    99 red balloons go by

    As 99 red balloons go by
    99 dreams I have had
    In every one, a red balloon
    It's all over, and I'm standing pretty
    In this dust that was a city
    If I could find a souvenir
    Just the prove the world was here
    And here is a red balloon
    I think of you, and let it go.
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  • From ted@loft.tnolan.com (Ted Nolan@tednolan to rec.arts.sf.written on Tue Feb 17 17:19:52 2026
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    In article <10n27ih$1ugtq$2@dont-email.me>,
    Cryptoengineer <petertrei@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 2/17/2026 9:33 AM, scole wrote:
    In article <10n1ude$bou$1@panix2.panix.com>, kludge@panix.com (Scott
    Dorsey) wrote:

    scole <vintageapplemac@gmail.com> wrote:
    In article <10ml8tl$1nb3i$1@dont-email.me>, quadi
    <quadibloc@ca.invalid> wrote:

    This news item reminded me of the famous German song about how a young >>>>> couple's release of ninety-nine helium balloons to celebrate their love >>>>> accidentally triggered a global thermonuclear war.

    Holy shit! I've listened to that song many times (both German and English >>>> versions, although I don't barely understand any German at all the
    original language version does have more of a bop to it!) and clearly have >>>> never listened to it remotely hard enough to pick up on that - I've always >>>> just thought it was a lovely bouncy party song!

    In the English version we have the young couple releasing balloons that sets
    off the alarm.

    In the German version it's not clear where the balloons came from, and the >>> word "luftballoon" would indicate a military balloon and not a party balloon
    according to my German roomate-at-the-time-that-song-came-out. The German >>> lyrics are very much more dark than the English ones.


    Right, I'm going to hit Google up for some translated lyrics - I need to
    get to the bottom of this, it sounds absolutely fascinating and,
    understandably given Germany's mid-80s Cold War status, dark as pitch!
    Still an absolute banger of a song, though!


    99 Red Balloons (Album Version)
    Song by Nena
    You and I in a little toy shop
    Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
    Set them free at the break of dawn
    'Til one by one, they were gone
    Back at base, sparks in the software
    Flash the message "something's out there"
    Floating in the summer sky
    99 red balloons go by

    99 red balloons
    Floating in the summer sky
    Panic bells, it's red alert
    There's something here from somewhere else
    The war machine springs to life
    Opens up one eager eye
    Focusing it on the sky
    The 99 red balloons go by

    99 Decision Street
    99 ministers meet
    To worry, worry, super scurry
    Call the troops out in a hurry
    This is what we've waited for
    This is it boys, this is war
    The President is on the line
    As 99 red balloons go by

    99 knights of the air
    Ride super high-tech jet fighters
    Everyone's a superhero
    Everyone's a Captain Kirk
    With orders to identify
    To clarify and classify
    Scrambling the summer sky
    99 red balloons go by

    As 99 red balloons go by
    99 dreams I have had
    In every one, a red balloon
    It's all over, and I'm standing pretty
    In this dust that was a city
    If I could find a souvenir
    Just the prove the world was here
    And here is a red balloon
    I think of you, and let it go.

    I've always heard "99 Decision Street" as "99 decision tree", as in software decision trees.
    --
    columbiaclosings.com
    What's not in Columbia anymore..
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  • From Thomas Koenig@tkoenig@netcologne.de to rec.arts.sf.written on Sun Feb 22 21:58:35 2026
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    scole <vintageapplemac@gmail.com> schrieb:
    In article <10ml8tl$1nb3i$1@dont-email.me>, quadi <quadibloc@ca.invalid> wrote:

    This news item reminded me of the famous German song about how a young
    couple's release of ninety-nine helium balloons to celebrate their love
    accidentally triggered a global thermonuclear war.

    Holy shit! I've listened to that song many times (both German and English versions, although I don't barely understand any German at all the
    original language version does have more of a bop to it!) and clearly have never listened to it remotely hard enough to pick up on that - I've always just thought it was a lovely bouncy party song!

    It is a silly anti-war song, very much fitting into the
    Friedensbewegung (peace movement) of the time, which (as we now
    know) was mainly orchestrated and financed by Moscow. (Nena is
    actually a niece of my primary school teacher).

    At the time it was released, the "Neue Deutsche Welle" (New German
    Wave) was going strong. There were loads of new bands with German
    lyrics back then, pushing a lot of musical and textual boundaries;
    if you haven't heard "Da Da Da" by Trio, you have missed something,
    but it is entirely up to you if you like it :-)

    There were a lot of musical and other sins committed at the time.
    I remember, when on a school exchange, that French students were
    flabbergasted that a song with the title "Hurra, Hurra, die Schule
    brennt" (Hooray, Horray, the schools's on fire) was even legal.

    But if you want dark texts from that era, look for "D|-j|a Vu"
    by Spliff.
    --
    This USENET posting was made without artificial intelligence,
    artificial impertinence, artificial arrogance, artificial stupidity,
    artificial flavorings or artificial colorants.
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  • From kludge@kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey) to rec.arts.sf.written on Sun Feb 22 19:51:15 2026
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    Thomas Koenig <tkoenig@netcologne.de> wrote:
    There were a lot of musical and other sins committed at the time.
    I remember, when on a school exchange, that French students were >flabbergasted that a song with the title "Hurra, Hurra, die Schule
    brennt" (Hooray, Horray, the schools's on fire) was even legal.

    Here in the US we had "Everybody run, the homecoming queen has a gun"
    at about the same time. It was that era.
    --scott
    --
    "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."
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  • From ted@loft.tnolan.com (Ted Nolan@tednolan to rec.arts.sf.written on Mon Feb 23 01:26:15 2026
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    In article <10ng8a3$ehg$1@panix2.panix.com>,
    Scott Dorsey <kludge@panix.com> wrote:
    Thomas Koenig <tkoenig@netcologne.de> wrote:
    There were a lot of musical and other sins committed at the time.
    I remember, when on a school exchange, that French students were >>flabbergasted that a song with the title "Hurra, Hurra, die Schule
    brennt" (Hooray, Horray, the schools's on fire) was even legal.

    Here in the US we had "Everybody run, the homecoming queen has a gun"
    at about the same time. It was that era.

    "I did it for Johnny!"
    --
    columbiaclosings.com
    What's not in Columbia anymore..
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  • From Paul S Person@psperson@old.netcom.invalid to rec.arts.sf.written on Mon Feb 23 09:07:05 2026
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    On Sun, 22 Feb 2026 21:58:35 -0000 (UTC), Thomas Koenig
    <tkoenig@netcologne.de> wrote:
    scole <vintageapplemac@gmail.com> schrieb:
    In article <10ml8tl$1nb3i$1@dont-email.me>, quadi <quadibloc@ca.invalid> wrote:

    This news item reminded me of the famous German song about how a young
    couple's release of ninety-nine helium balloons to celebrate their love >>> accidentally triggered a global thermonuclear war.

    Holy shit! I've listened to that song many times (both German and English
    versions, although I don't barely understand any German at all the
    original language version does have more of a bop to it!) and clearly have >> never listened to it remotely hard enough to pick up on that - I've always >> just thought it was a lovely bouncy party song!

    It is a silly anti-war song, very much fitting into the
    Friedensbewegung (peace movement) of the time, which (as we now
    know) was mainly orchestrated and financed by Moscow. (Nena is
    actually a niece of my primary school teacher).
    Over here in the States, a lot of us knew it all along.
    The clue, of course, was that they only wanted the /American/ bombs
    removed. The /Soviet/ bombs could stay right where they were, ready
    for use.
    --
    "Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
    Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
    Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"
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