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  • Joel's Grocery Order

    From Farley Flud@ff@linux.rocks to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Mon Jan 12 21:32:07 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    Joel, via his online shopping, is gonna order a case of Crisco:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisco

    For the psychically well adjusted, healthy people, Crisco is
    the favorite lubricant for sodomistic (not sexual) practices
    -- and it is available at any grocery store.

    But Joel, the self-proclaimed sodomite, has never published
    images or videos of his sodomistic activities.

    C'mon Joel, you fucking phony, post images/videos of you
    thrusting a dildo up your fucking asshole -- or else it
    doesn't fucking happen.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
    --
    Gentoo/LFS: Is there any-fucking-thing else?
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  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Mon Jan 12 20:04:53 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1/12/26 4:32 PM, Farley Flud wrote:

    Joel, via his online shopping, is gonna order a case of Crisco:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisco

    For the psychically well adjusted, healthy people, Crisco is
    the favorite lubricant for sodomistic (not sexual) practices
    -- and it is available at any grocery store.


    I wouldn't use Crisco.


    But Joel, the self-proclaimed sodomite, has never published
    images or videos of his sodomistic activities.

    C'mon Joel, you fucking phony, post images/videos of you
    thrusting a dildo up your fucking asshole -- or else it
    doesn't fucking happen.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!


    I'm waiting for my GF's dick.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From rbowman@bowman@montana.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Tue Jan 13 07:18:07 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Mon, 12 Jan 2026 20:04:53 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    On 1/12/26 4:32 PM, Farley Flud wrote:

    Joel, via his online shopping, is gonna order a case of Crisco:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisco

    For the psychically well adjusted, healthy people, Crisco is the
    favorite lubricant for sodomistic (not sexual) practices -- and it is
    available at any grocery store.


    I wouldn't use Crisco.

    https://www.k-y.com/products/k-y-jelly-water-based-personal-lube

    Never used it but I remember jokes about it back in the day.
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Tue Jan 13 11:00:48 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1/13/26 2:18 AM, rbowman wrote:
    On Mon, 12 Jan 2026 20:04:53 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:
    On 1/12/26 4:32 PM, Farley Flud wrote:

    Joel, via his online shopping, is gonna order a case of Crisco:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisco

    For the psychically well adjusted, healthy people, Crisco is the
    favorite lubricant for sodomistic (not sexual) practices -- and it is
    available at any grocery store.

    I wouldn't use Crisco.

    https://www.k-y.com/products/k-y-jelly-water-based-personal-lube

    Never used it but I remember jokes about it back in the day.


    It's a major brand of that kind of lubricant.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2