• Re: [OT] For Science Fiction fans everywhere

    From Sam Plusnet@not@home.com to alt.usage.english on Wed Feb 18 18:50:36 2026
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    On 18/02/2026 01:42, Steve Hayes wrote:
    On Tue, 17 Feb 2026 19:15:03 +0100, occam <occam@nowhere.nix> wrote:

    On 17/02/2026 04:38, Steve Hayes wrote:
    On Mon, 16 Feb 2026 10:01:42 +0100, occam <occam@nowhere.nix> wrote:

    You say that, but some very astute people believe in the existence of
    aliens.

    I wouldn't regard ICE as "very astute".


    Steve, the article was pointing to a statement by Barak Obama. Not ICE.

    But the job of ICE requires them to believe in the existence of
    aliens, and to capture them.

    They don't even have to _be_ aliens, just have the wrong complexion
    and/or accent.
    --
    Sam Plusnet
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  • From Bertel Lund Hansen@rundtosset@lundhansen.dk to alt.usage.english on Wed Feb 18 21:29:21 2026
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    Den 18.02.2026 kl. 19.50 skrev Sam Plusnet:

    But the job of ICE requires them to believe in the existence of
    aliens, and to capture them.

    They don't even have to _be_ aliens, just have the wrong complexion
    and/or accent.

    Isn't that the definition of alien?
    --
    Bertel, Kolt, Danmark

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  • From Sam Plusnet@not@home.com to alt.usage.english on Wed Feb 18 22:43:38 2026
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    On 18/02/2026 20:29, Bertel Lund Hansen wrote:
    Den 18.02.2026 kl. 19.50 skrev Sam Plusnet:

    But the job of ICE requires them to believe in the existence of
    aliens, and to capture them.

    They don't even have to _be_ aliens, just have the wrong complexion
    and/or accent.

    Isn't that the definition of alien?

    Well, not _legally_ speaking - but who cares about legality when they
    are doing Trump's Work.
    --
    Sam Plusnet
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  • From Steve Hayes@hayesstw@telkomsa.net to alt.usage.english on Thu Feb 19 04:39:35 2026
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    On Wed, 18 Feb 2026 12:00:05 +0100, occam <occam@nowhere.nix> wrote:

    On 18/02/2026 02:46, Steve Hayes wrote:
    On Tue, 17 Feb 2026 22:41:41 +0100, occam <occam@nowhere.nix> wrote:

    On 17/02/2026 22:06, J. J. Lodder wrote:
    occam <occam@nowhere.nix> wrote:

    On 17/02/2026 04:38, Steve Hayes wrote:
    On Mon, 16 Feb 2026 10:01:42 +0100, occam <occam@nowhere.nix> wrote: >>>>>>
    You say that, but some very astute people believe in the existence of >>>>>>> aliens.

    I wouldn't regard ICE as "very astute".


    Steve, the article was pointing to a statement by Barak Obama. Not ICE. >>>>
    A Whoosh. You refered to 'some very astute people',
    instead of Obama,


    Not a whoosh. Just bad comprehension on Steve's part (and yours). Did I
    write all people who believe in the existence of aliens are astute? no,
    some.
    You can be forgiven, as your English is suspect. Steve is
    an Anglophone.

    I was merely emphasising the point that astuteness is not a
    requirement for believing in the existence of aliens.

    Again, my English sentence points out that at least one astute person
    (Obama) believed in the existence of aliens. (He has since
    back-paddled.) I said nothing about the entire set of people who
    believe in aliens. I don't believe the intent behind your response (I >wouldn't regard ICE as "very astute") was a whoosh. Except in the mind
    of one Dutchman wearing his Dutch cap.

    Well if you don't regard ICE as very astute, and I don't regard ICE as
    very astute, what are we arguing about? I wasn't disagreeing with what
    you said, merely supplementing it.
    --
    Steve Hayes from Tshwane, South Africa
    Web: http://www.khanya.org.za/stevesig.htm
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  • From Hibou@vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid to alt.usage.english on Thu Feb 19 08:15:37 2026
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    Le 18/02/2026 |a 18:50, Sam Plusnet a |-crit :
    On 18/02/2026 01:42, Steve Hayes wrote:
    On Tue, 17 Feb 2026 19:15:03 +0100, occam wrote:
    On 17/02/2026 04:38, Steve Hayes wrote:
    On Mon, 16 Feb 2026 10:01:42 +0100, occam wrote:

    You say that, but some very astute people believe in the existence of >>>>> aliens.

    I wouldn't regard ICE as "very astute".

    Steve, the article was pointing to a statement by Barak Obama. Not ICE.

    But the job of ICE requires them to believe in the existence of
    aliens, and to capture them.

    They don't even have to _be_ aliens, just have the wrong complexion and/
    or accent.


    Green skin is a giveaway, an adolescent's spots are more ambiguous.

    Are ICE agents the new Men in Black?

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  • From Peter Moylan@peter@pmoylan.org to alt.usage.english on Thu Feb 19 20:39:10 2026
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    On 19/02/26 19:15, Hibou wrote:
    Le 18/02/2026 |a 18:50, Sam Plusnet a |-crit :
    On 18/02/2026 01:42, Steve Hayes wrote:
    On Tue, 17 Feb 2026 19:15:03 +0100, occam wrote:
    On 17/02/2026 04:38, Steve Hayes wrote:
    On Mon, 16 Feb 2026 10:01:42 +0100, occam wrote:

    You say that, but some very astute people believe in the
    existence of aliens.

    I wouldn't regard ICE as "very astute".

    Steve, the article was pointing to a statement by Barak Obama.
    Not ICE.

    But the job of ICE requires them to believe in the existence of
    aliens, and to capture them.

    They don't even have to _be_ aliens, just have the wrong complexion
    and/ or accent.

    Green skin is a giveaway, an adolescent's spots are more ambiguous.

    Are ICE agents the new Men in Black?

    I see that the ex-President of South Korea has been given a life
    sentence for declaring martial law, and using the military against his
    own citizens.

    Trump has been more careful. He sends the military into states that
    didn't vote for him, but he hasn't (yet) declared martial law. I have
    the impression, too, that he's ony attacking states that don't have the
    death penalty for treason.
    --
    Peter Moylan peter@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
    Newcastle, NSW
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  • From Snidely@snidely.too@gmail.com to alt.usage.english on Thu Feb 19 13:04:48 2026
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    on 2/19/2026, Peter Moylan supposed :

    that he's ony attacking states that don't have the
    death penalty for treason.

    The states have no jurisdiction on charges of treason.

    /dps
    --
    Killing a mouse was hardly a Nobel Prize-worthy exercise, and Lawrence
    went apopleptic when he learned a lousy rodent had peed away all his
    precious heavy water.
    _The Disappearing Spoon_, Sam Kean
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  • From guido wugi@wugi@brol.invalid to alt.usage.english on Thu Feb 19 23:10:01 2026
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    Op 14/02/2026 om 9:49 schreef occam:
    As a long time SF fan, watching this artificially generated video of
    Richard Feynman about the impossibility of interstellar travel really
    pissed on my fire. <smile>


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHTYiVFe7mI

    NOTE: Despite the AI generated images and voice, the arguments (and
    logic) are impeccable. However the videos are becoming more and more difficult to identify as 'AI generated'.

    Indeed.
    One could criticize:
    lack of respiration and other mouthly sounds between long and fast
    speech bits,
    lack of moving the head or looking now and then a bit up/down/sideways,
    lack of shaking the head yes- or no-wise as affirmation while developing
    an argument.
    But I'm sure AI can tackle this, once it's given attention by its
    developers.
    --
    guido wugi
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  • From Steve Hayes@hayesstw@telkomsa.net to alt.usage.english on Fri Feb 20 03:37:56 2026
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    On Thu, 19 Feb 2026 20:39:10 +1100, Peter Moylan <peter@pmoylan.org>
    wrote:

    Trump has been more careful. He sends the military into states that
    didn't vote for him, but he hasn't (yet) declared martial law. I have
    the impression, too, that he's ony attacking states that don't have the
    death penalty for treason.

    Trump doesn't "declare" things like martial law. He assumes them.

    Hitler thought it necessary for the Reichstag to pass an Enabling Act;
    for Trump it is sufficient to act enabled.
    --
    Steve Hayes from Tshwane, South Africa
    Web: http://www.khanya.org.za/stevesig.htm
    Blog: http://khanya.wordpress.com
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  • From ram@ram@zedat.fu-berlin.de (Stefan Ram) to alt.usage.english on Fri Feb 20 01:48:37 2026
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    guido wugi <wugi@brol.invalid> wrote or quoted:
    Op 14/02/2026 om 9:49 schreef occam:
    NOTE: Despite the AI generated images and voice, the arguments (and
    logic) are impeccable. However the videos are becoming more and more >>difficult to identify as 'AI generated'.
    Indeed.
    One could criticize:
    lack of respiration and other mouthly sounds between long and fast
    speech bits,

    Today many videos of actual /humans/ are explicitly edited by
    tools that cut out all these sounds. You then often see the
    video jumping ahead by a second or two.

    lack of moving the head or looking now and then a bit up/down/sideways,

    Yes, I noticed that. The real Feynman might have moved his whole
    body more often or got up to write something on the blackboard.
    I did not recognize this person as Richard Feynman at all,
    but maybe I just do not know how he looked in his older days.

    Also, the text was in some sense too good or to concentrated on
    the topic with impeccable rhetorics. The real Feynman would have
    made some off-topic remarks, maybe even a bit unappropriate (like
    1979 in New Zealand, where he said something like, "Well, this
    is a funny room here, and there aren't too many people" in his
    Douglas Robb memorial lecture), or jokes.


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  • From Rich Ulrich@rich.ulrich@comcast.net to alt.usage.english on Fri Feb 20 00:51:51 2026
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    On Fri, 20 Feb 2026 03:37:56 +0200, Steve Hayes
    <hayesstw@telkomsa.net> wrote:

    On Thu, 19 Feb 2026 20:39:10 +1100, Peter Moylan <peter@pmoylan.org>
    wrote:

    Trump has been more careful. He sends the military into states that
    didn't vote for him, but he hasn't (yet) declared martial law. I have
    the impression, too, that he's ony attacking states that don't have the >>death penalty for treason.

    Trump doesn't "declare" things like martial law. He assumes them.

    Hitler thought it necessary for the Reichstag to pass an Enabling Act;
    for Trump it is sufficient to act enabled.


    Trump seems to like the notion of dictator. Considering that a few
    weeks ago, it occurred to me that "tyrant" captures the worst of
    autocratic rule, much more than dictator or king or emperor. (Still,
    "No Kings" is probably a better name for the protest movement.)

    I wondered about dictator vs. tyrant, personally or by regime.

    Google AI told me a main distinction is: Ff a dictator wants to
    do something presently illegal, he will change the law before he does
    it. From several queries, I gathered that the tyrant often may
    have power that is less than the dictator's; also, the tyrant is apt
    to disrespect and therefore disregard laws and legal procedures.

    Thus, the tyrant will not hesitate to violate the law; he will look
    for options only if that does not succeed or creates too much fuss.

    Trump gives us dozens of examples of "acting the tyrant" by this
    standard.
    --
    Rich Ulrich
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  • From Hibou@vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid to alt.usage.english on Fri Feb 20 07:10:54 2026
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    Le 20/02/2026 |a 05:51, Rich Ulrich a |-crit :

    I wondered about dictator vs. tyrant, personally or by regime.

    Google AI told me a main distinction is: Ff a dictator wants to
    do something presently illegal, he will change the law before he does
    it. From several queries, I gathered that the tyrant often may
    have power that is less than the dictator's; also, the tyrant is apt
    to disrespect and therefore disregard laws and legal procedures.

    Thus, the tyrant will not hesitate to violate the law; he will look
    for options only if that does not succeed or creates too much fuss.

    Trump gives us dozens of examples of "acting the tyrant" by this
    standard.


    I don't agree with Google AI. To me, a dictator is someone who does as
    he pleases, who is not answerable to anyone else. He doesn't have to be
    bad; he may be benign and allow considerable freedom. A tyrant, on the
    other hand, governs oppressively and is an enemy to freedom.

    Is it practicable to be a benign dictator? Some absolute monarchs may
    have come close - I have the impression that Henri IV of France was well liked, for instance, though my knowledge of him is limited. Louis XVI
    may have been a good man, but, since he was guillotined, is an example
    of how it can go wrong.

    '8 of the nicest kings in history' - <https://www.historyextra.com/period/stuart/nice-kings-too-monarch-rule-leader-charles-i-athelstan/>
    :

    "|athelstan [...] showed compassion and charity to all [...] and seems to
    have been genuinely popular with all who met him."

    Etc..

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  • From Bertel Lund Hansen@rundtosset@lundhansen.dk to alt.usage.english on Fri Feb 20 08:33:45 2026
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    Den 20.02.2026 kl. 08.10 skrev Hibou:

    I don't agree with Google AI. To me, a dictator is someone who does as
    he pleases, who is not answerable to anyone else. He doesn't have to be
    bad; he may be benign and allow considerable freedom. A tyrant, on the
    other hand, governs oppressively and is an enemy to freedom.

    I agree with that.

    Is it practicable to be a benign dictator?

    Dictatorship is the most efficient kind of rule, but very few people can master that job without being corrupted. I would like to get the chance.
    --
    Bertel, Kolt, Danmark

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  • From Hibou@vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid to alt.usage.english on Fri Feb 20 08:31:09 2026
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    Le 20/02/2026 |a 07:33, Bertel Lund Hansen a |-crit :
    Den 20.02.2026 kl. 08.10 skrev Hibou:

    Is it practicable to be a benign dictator?

    Dictatorship is the most efficient kind of rule,


    Is that true? I understand that many of Mr Trump's servants are
    currently working unpaid - again.

    'What services are affected by the Homeland Security shutdown? What you
    need to know' - <https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/what-services-are-affected-by-the-homeland-security-shutdown-what-you-need-to-know>
    :

    "Funding for the Department of Homeland Security is set to expire
    Saturday [Feb. 14th]. Democrats say they won't help approve more funding
    until new restrictions are placed on federal immigration operations
    after the fatal shooting of Alex Pretti and Renee Good in Minneapolis
    last month."

    but very few people can
    master that job without being corrupted. I would like to get the chance.

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  • From Phil@phil@anonymous.invalid to alt.usage.english on Fri Feb 20 10:52:25 2026
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    On 20/02/2026 01:37, Steve Hayes wrote:
    On Thu, 19 Feb 2026 20:39:10 +1100, Peter Moylan <peter@pmoylan.org>
    wrote:

    Trump has been more careful. He sends the military into states that
    didn't vote for him, but he hasn't (yet) declared martial law. I have
    the impression, too, that he's ony attacking states that don't have the
    death penalty for treason.

    Trump doesn't "declare" things like martial law. He assumes them.

    Hitler thought it necessary for the Reichstag to pass an Enabling Act;
    for Trump it is sufficient to act enabled.



    I see he's now put a huge banner with his image on the DOJ headquarters:

    <https://edition.cnn.com/2026/02/19/politics/trump-banner-justice-department-building>

    I'm now just waiting for him to appear in an over-elaborate military
    uniform with lots of gold braid and a chest full of medals.
    --
    Phil B

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  • From Bertel Lund Hansen@rundtosset@lundhansen.dk to alt.usage.english on Fri Feb 20 13:25:06 2026
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    Den 20.02.2026 kl. 09.31 skrev Hibou:

    Dictatorship is the most efficient kind of rule,


    Is that true?

    It has the shortest time span between thought and action.

    I understand that many of Mr Trump's servants are
    currently working unpaid - again.

    If there are no thoughts, there are no actions.
    --
    Bertel, Kolt, Danmark

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  • From athel.cb@gmail.com@user12588@newsgrouper.org.invalid to alt.usage.english on Fri Feb 20 13:41:03 2026
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    Bertel Lund Hansen <rundtosset@lundhansen.dk> posted:

    Den 20.02.2026 kl. 09.31 skrev Hibou:

    Dictatorship is the most efficient kind of rule,


    Is that true?

    It has the shortest time span between thought and action.

    I understand that many of Mr Trump's servants are
    currently working unpaid - again.

    If there are no thoughts, there are no actions.

    Do you think a lot of thoughts precede the orange leader's actions?
    --
    athel

    Living in Marseilles for 38 years; mainly in England before that
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  • From Sam Plusnet@not@home.com to alt.usage.english on Fri Feb 20 19:27:10 2026
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    On 20/02/2026 01:37, Steve Hayes wrote:
    On Thu, 19 Feb 2026 20:39:10 +1100, Peter Moylan <peter@pmoylan.org>
    wrote:

    Trump has been more careful. He sends the military into states that
    didn't vote for him, but he hasn't (yet) declared martial law. I have
    the impression, too, that he's ony attacking states that don't have the
    death penalty for treason.

    Trump doesn't "declare" things like martial law. He assumes them.

    Quite. He uses "martial" but isn't at all interested in "law" (unless
    he can pervert it to his ends).

    Hitler thought it necessary for the Reichstag to pass an Enabling Act;
    for Trump it is sufficient to act enabled.





    --
    Sam Plusnet
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  • From guido wugi@wugi@brol.invalid to alt.usage.english on Thu Feb 26 12:44:44 2026
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    Op 16/02/2026 om 22:21 schreef lar3ryca:
    On 2026-02-16 03:01, occam wrote:
    On 14/02/2026 21:59, J. J. Lodder wrote:
    occam <occam@nowhere.nix> wrote:

    As a long time SF fan, watching this artificially generated video of
    Richard Feynman about the impossibility of interstellar travel really
    pissed on my fire. <smile>


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHTYiVFe7mI

    NOTE: Despite the AI generated images and voice, the arguments (and
    logic) are impeccable.-a However the videos are becoming more and more >>>> difficult to identify as 'AI generated'.

    Hardly news. As another SF author put it:
    "Interstellar distances are God's quarantine regulations"
    (John Brunner)

    Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists
    elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
    -a-a ~ Bill Watterson

    Reminds me of an archeological rivalry joke: the Germans and French had
    found copper and sth else I forget, evidence of ancient wiring. The
    Belgians dug 100m deep and found nothing: evidence of wireless networks!
    --
    guido wugi
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  • From Brian@fakel@us.com to alt.usage.english on Fri Feb 27 18:04:25 2026
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    On 27/02/2026 12:44 am, guido wugi wrote:


    Reminds me of an archeological rivalry joke: the Germans and French had found copper and sth else I forget, evidence of ancient wiring. The
    Belgians dug 100m deep and found nothing: evidence of wireless networks!


    Reminds me of a joke I was told by a Belgian

    Q: How do you make copper wire?
    A: Get two Dutchmen fighting over a cent.


    --brian

    ==
    Wellington
    New Zealand


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  • From Peter Moylan@peter@pmoylan.org to alt.usage.english on Sat Feb 28 17:10:03 2026
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    On 20/02/26 18:10, Hibou wrote:

    '8 of the nicest kings in history' - <https://www.historyextra.com/period/stuart/nice-kings-too-monarch-rule-leader-charles-i-athelstan/>
    :

    "|athelstan [...] showed compassion and charity to all [...] and seems to have been genuinely popular with all who met him."

    Etc..

    King Don was not a good man
    He had his little ways
    And sometimes no-one spoke to him
    For days and days and days.
    --
    Peter Moylan peter@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
    Newcastle, NSW
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  • From athel.cb@gmail.com@user12588@newsgrouper.org.invalid to alt.usage.english on Sat Feb 28 10:21:39 2026
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    Hibou <vpaereru-unmonitored@yahoo.com.invalid> posted:

    [ ... ]

    '8 of the nicest kings in history' - <https://www.historyextra.com/period/stuart/nice-kings-too-monarch-rule-leader-charles-i-athelstan/>
    :

    "|athelstan [...] showed compassion and charity to all [...] and seems to have been genuinely popular with all who met him."

    Well of course!

    Etc..

    --

    |athel(stan)

    Living in Marseilles for 38 years; mainly in England before that
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  • From nospam@nospam@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J. Lodder) to alt.usage.english on Sat Feb 28 11:57:46 2026
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    Brian <fakel@us.com> wrote:

    On 27/02/2026 12:44 am, guido wugi wrote:


    Reminds me of an archeological rivalry joke: the Germans and French had found copper and sth else I forget, evidence of ancient wiring. The Belgians dug 100m deep and found nothing: evidence of wireless networks!


    Reminds me of a joke I was told by a Belgian

    Q: How do you make copper wire?
    A: Get two Dutchmen fighting over a cent.

    Sure, Belgians are to dumb to invent jokes for themselves,
    (thats why there are so many dumb Belgian jokes)
    so they copy English ones about Scots,

    Jan





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  • From liz@liz@poppyrecords.invalid.invalid (Liz Tuddenham) to alt.usage.english on Sat Feb 28 11:12:34 2026
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    J. J. Lodder <nospam@de-ster.demon.nl> wrote:

    Brian <fakel@us.com> wrote:

    On 27/02/2026 12:44 am, guido wugi wrote:


    Reminds me of an archeological rivalry joke: the Germans and French had found copper and sth else I forget, evidence of ancient wiring. The Belgians dug 100m deep and found nothing: evidence of wireless networks!


    Reminds me of a joke I was told by a Belgian

    Q: How do you make copper wire?
    A: Get two Dutchmen fighting over a cent.

    Sure, Belgians are to dumb to invent jokes for themselves,
    (thats why there are so many dumb Belgian jokes)
    so they copy English ones about Scots,

    I was told a Dutch joke about Belgians:

    A large Belgian lorry crossing Europe comes to a low bridge with a sign "Maximum Headroom 2.5 metres". The lorry driver looks out of one window
    and his mate looks out of the other "It's all right, there are no police around, we can go through".
    --
    ~ Liz Tuddenham ~
    (Remove the ".invalid"s and add ".co.uk" to reply)
    www.poppyrecords.co.uk
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  • From lar3ryca@larry@invalid.ca to alt.usage.english on Sat Feb 28 15:00:38 2026
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    On 2026-02-26 23:04, Brian wrote:
    On 27/02/2026 12:44 am, guido wugi wrote:


    Reminds me of an archeological rivalry joke: the Germans and French
    had found copper and sth else I forget, evidence of ancient wiring.
    The Belgians dug 100m deep and found nothing: evidence of wireless
    networks!


    Reminds me of a joke I was told by a Belgian

    Q: How do you make copper wire?
    A: Get two Dutchmen fighting over a cent.

    When I heard it, it was:

    Q: How was copper wire invented?
    A: Two Scotsmen had a disagreement about the ownership of a penny.

    Also...

    Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed?
    A: A Scotsman lost a penny down a gopher hole.
    --
    When I speak to Spanish people, I like to use the word "mucho",
    because it means a lot to them.
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  • From nospam@nospam@de-ster.demon.nl (J. J. Lodder) to alt.usage.english on Sat Feb 28 22:18:49 2026
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    Liz Tuddenham <liz@poppyrecords.invalid.invalid> wrote:

    J. J. Lodder <nospam@de-ster.demon.nl> wrote:

    Brian <fakel@us.com> wrote:

    On 27/02/2026 12:44 am, guido wugi wrote:


    Reminds me of an archeological rivalry joke: the Germans and French had found copper and sth else I forget, evidence of ancient wiring. The Belgians dug 100m deep and found nothing: evidence of wireless networks!


    Reminds me of a joke I was told by a Belgian

    Q: How do you make copper wire?
    A: Get two Dutchmen fighting over a cent.

    Sure, Belgians are to dumb to invent jokes for themselves,
    (thats why there are so many dumb Belgian jokes)
    so they copy English ones about Scots,

    I was told a Dutch joke about Belgians:

    A large Belgian lorry crossing Europe comes to a low bridge with a sign "Maximum Headroom 2.5 metres". The lorry driver looks out of one window
    and his mate looks out of the other "It's all right, there are no police around, we can go through".

    It is not just the Dutch who have Belgian jokes, <https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/251mgu/a_classic_frenchbelgian_joke/>

    Jan
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  • From Bertel Lund Hansen@rundtosset@lundhansen.dk to alt.usage.english on Sat Feb 28 23:03:54 2026
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    Den 28.02.2026 kl. 22.00 skrev lar3ryca:

    When I heard it, it was:

    Q: How was copper wire invented?
    A: Two Scotsmen had a disagreement about the ownership of a penny.

    Also...

    Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed?
    A: A Scotsman lost a penny down a gopher hole.

    It's absolutely unfair to make such jokes about the Scots, so here's one
    more:

    From a Scottish newspaper.

    Road accident. Two taxis drove into each other.
    24 people were injuried.
    --
    Bertel, Kolt, Danmark

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  • From lar3ryca@larry@invalid.ca to alt.usage.english on Sat Feb 28 16:17:52 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.usage.english

    On 2026-02-28 16:03, Bertel Lund Hansen wrote:
    Den 28.02.2026 kl. 22.00 skrev lar3ryca:

    When I heard it, it was:

    Q: How was copper wire invented?
    A: Two Scotsmen had a disagreement about the ownership of a penny.

    Also...

    Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed?
    A: A Scotsman lost a penny down a gopher hole.

    It's absolutely unfair to make such jokes about the Scots, so here's one more:

    From a Scottish newspaper.

    -a-a-a-a-a Road accident. Two taxis drove into each other.
    -a-a-a-a-a 24 people were injuried.

    A Scotsman was sitting on a fence, when another one walked by.
    The walker said, "A penny for your thoughts."
    The one on the fence said, "I was just thinking about how wonderful it
    is to be enjoying such a pleasant day."
    The next day, same scenario, ""A penny for your thoughts."
    "I was thinking about the penny ye owe me from yesterday."
    --
    AIBOHPHOBIA: An irrational fear of palindromes.
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  • From guido wugi@wugi@brol.invalid to alt.usage.english on Sun Mar 1 00:03:05 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.usage.english

    Op 28/02/2026 om 11:57 schreef J. J. Lodder:
    Brian <fakel@us.com> wrote:

    On 27/02/2026 12:44 am, guido wugi wrote:

    Reminds me of an archeological rivalry joke: the Germans and French had
    found copper and sth else I forget, evidence of ancient wiring. The
    Belgians dug 100m deep and found nothing: evidence of wireless networks! >>>
    Reminds me of a joke I was told by a Belgian

    Q: How do you make copper wire?
    A: Get two Dutchmen fighting over a cent.
    Sure, Belgians are to dumb to invent jokes for themselves,
    (thats why there are so many dumb Belgian jokes)
    so they copy English ones about Scots,

    Know why Belgian jokes are such a hit in Holland?

    Cause they're so cheap there.
    --
    guido wugi
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  • From richard@richard@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Richard Tobin) to alt.usage.english on Sat Feb 28 23:17:51 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.usage.english

    In article <10nvl1m$3lq78$3@dont-email.me>, lar3ryca <larry@invalid.ca> wrote: >Q: How was copper wire invented?
    A: Two Scotsmen had a disagreement about the ownership of a penny.

    Those of you who were on usenet at the time may remember the joke that
    led to attempts to censor rec.humor.funny in the late 1980s.

    -- Richard
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