From Newsgroup: alt.politics.usa
I wish to press my lips against yours as I am overcome with gratitude
for all you have done for me,
Just a peck, sir. Not open mouth. A chaste kiss, like ... sir, did you
ever have a grandmother? Did you chastely kiss her when she came over
for Christmas? It would be like that.
Well sir, itrCOs because IrCOm so grateful to you. Your tariffs saved my
steel plant. It was done. It was kaput. We were running one shift a
week. And that shift was only one hour long. And that hour included a 30-minute break for lunch. We were weeks away from shutting down this 40-year-old family business. It was that bad.
But then you came along with your tariffs. And suddenly the Chinese
werenrCOt eating our lunch anymore. We were eating their lunch. We werenrCOt just eating it. We were shoving it in our faces as fast as we could
scoop it up with forks instead of chopsticks, the way food is supposed
to be eaten in America.
And just as you accurately told reporters Friday, mine is but one of the countless factories in Georgia, rCLall up and down the highway,rCY that were on the brink of closing, but were almost magically revived by your
tariffs! Like you, I choose to completely ignore the evidence that
GeorgiarCOs manufacturing growth resulted from Joe BidenrCOs investments in clean energy, which yourCOve so wisely slashed.
None of that airy-fairy EV battery nonsense at my factory, Sir! See, we
make tire racks here. You ever go into a Firestone and see the racks of
tires for sale, all lined up along the walls and whatnot? Have you ever
looked at those tires and thought, rCLThatrCOs a fine-looking steel rack
those tires are sitting on. I wonder who made it.rCY
Well, not you, sir, but whoever is in charge of buying new tires for
your limo. The answer is us, this steel company my dad built from the
ground up. We make those racks.
But we werenrCOt making them. Then your tariffs came along. Just like
that, we were getting orders for tire racks. So many orders. And we
could make them for less than it cost companies to import them from
China. Now, the factory is running three shifts a day, werCOve purchased
all sorts of new equipment like this spiffy crane rCo see, itrCOs yellow! rCo my employees could all quit their second jobs, and I could buy my wife
that new Hyundai Santa Fe sherCOd been nagging me to get.
So, Mr. President, to show my gratitude, I would love to kiss you.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/may-i-kiss-you-mr-president
The article forgets to mention the guy said all that with tears in his
eyes. We have all come to love TrumprCOs rCySir ... with tears in their
eyesrCO stories but now there is a shift from tears to lips kiss, is he breaking out of the closet. He always had some faggot tendencies.
He surely loves rCyMacho Macho manrCO and rCyYMCArCO by the village people, he just sucks that up,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVQL_6excY4
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