• Melania Trump documentary bombs with only 1 ticket sold

    From TruthBarker@T.Baker@therehere.org to alt.politics.usa on Sat Jan 31 14:35:47 2026
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    Ticket sales data from the first weekend of screenings of the
    documentary "Melania," about First Lady Melania Trump, in Britain,
    reveal an embarrassing picture: empty theaters and virtually no sales.

    The Daily Beast reported that the flagship Vue cinema location in
    Islington, London, sold just one ticket for the 3:10 p.m. screening and
    two tickets for the 6:00 p.m. showing. A similar picture emerged at an
    AMC theater in Orange County, California, which failed to sell a single
    ticket for Saturday evening's screening rCo evidence that the failure has crossed the Atlantic Ocean.

    Amazon MGM Studios paid $40 million for worldwide distribution rights to
    the film rCo the highest sum ever paid for a documentary. An additional
    $35 million was allocated to marketing efforts. Total: $75 million,
    which the investment has failed to yield returns.

    https://www.israelhayom.com/2026/01/28/melania-trump-documentary-box-office-failure-empty-theaters/

    Bezos has been great at selling all sorts of goods but his attempt to
    sell Melania is a total flop. Perhaps he just did it to make Trump happy knowing it would be a tough sell.

    Bezos should have tried a different approach, spice it up a little.
    Various ethnic minority men walk into her bedroom and show her a good
    time. The movie would be a great hit at the box office besides will be a greater hit in the porn world. That would open the door for a sequel
    with Stormy Daniels, a documentary on the life of the orange turd. He
    will become a porn star with his little mushroom, of course comedy porn.



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