• Rocket Racoon Gets Plastered

    From c186282@c186282@nnada.net to talk.politics.misc,alt.politics.usa on Thu Dec 4 00:08:57 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.politics.usa

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025/12/03/raccoon-drunk-passed-out-liquor-shop-virginia/

    A drunken raccoon has been found passed out at the scene of
    a rCLbreak-inrCY at an off-licence in the US.

    Staff at the liquor shop in Virginia arrived at work on Saturday
    morning to find bottles smashed amid puddles of scotch and whiskey.

    They worried they had been burgled, before spotting the animal
    asleep on the bathroom floor.

    Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter confirmed one of
    its animal control officers, Samantha Martin, had been called
    to the rCLchaotic scenerCY.

    rCLUpon arrival, she discovered the rCysuspectrCO had broken in,
    ransacked several shelves, and then rCa passed out in the
    bathroom,rCY the shelter said in a social media post.

    . . .

    Apparently they took him to the drunk tank
    at an animal shelter and then let him out
    the next day after he'd sobered up :-)

    But ... has he developed a taste for
    fine liquors ? He might head for the
    next nearest store .... :-)


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