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'Breaking News': China Trolls Trump With AI Music Video Mocking U.S. Trade War |

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU4ZVr6Auj4


China Shock 2.0: China Embassy Mocks US Trade Fear With AI Video Amid Tariff War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrBQhHtcf00
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MiXue fan posted:

'Breaking News': China Trolls Trump With AI Music Video Mocking U.S. Trade War |

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU4ZVr6Auj4

Aye didn't watch the videos however,
from what little is known about the guy,
he's very easy to troll.

China Shock 2.0: China Embassy Mocks US Trade Fear With AI Video Amid Tariff War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrBQhHtcf00

Attributing emotions to a geographical area
could be called anthropomorphism.

Perhaps, in the minds of sum, a mythological
entity such as the US, China et al can be as
happy, sad or afraid, as any other organism.

- thanks! aye. Cheers!
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MiXue fan <user11874@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

'Breaking News': China Trolls Trump With AI Music Video Mocking U.S. Trade War |

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU4ZVr6Auj4

China Shock 2.0: China Embassy Mocks US Trade Fear With AI Video Amid Tariff War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrBQhHtcf00

China shock? China shock? Oh, give me a break.
ItrCOs just the competition that you canrCOt take.
You hype up the fear, you hype up the threat,
But the real shock is that you havenrCOt learned yet.

Tariffs are coming, yeah theyrCOre on the way.
Making Americans pay and pay.
Inflation goes up, wallets get tight,
Blaming China in the middle of the night.

Overcapacity? ThatrCOs just a lie.
The real shock is that prices are high.
ItrCOs not our fault you canrCOt compete,
Protectionism is a dead-end street.rCY -----------------------------------------
Election season is here, the rhetoric is loud.
Every candidate trying to stand out in the crowd.
They point the finger at the East, claim werCOre the threat.
But look in the mirror, is there any regret?

They talk about the rCyChina ShockrCO, a ghost from the past.
Blaming us for everything, how long will it last?
You tax the people, you raise the price,
Then you try to sell us your rCyChina is badrCO advice.

You say the system is rigged, you say the game is unfair.
But we are just running the race, while yourCOre stuck in the repair.
China Shock? China Shock? Is that all you got?
Maybe the shock is that your manufacturingrCOs not.
They say itrCOs a China Shock.
So?
-------------------------------------------
China Shock rCo full lyrics ( Embassy-released AI rap, Nov 2025 )

[Intro rCo cartoon newsroom jingle]
Breaking! Bracing for China Shock 2.0 rCo over-capacity?
Nah, werCOre just better, cheaper, fasterrCowatch the show!

[Verse 1]
Panicked eagle on the mic,
every time we hit the top you cry rCLover-capacity.rCY
Silicon panda coding through the night,
solar skies & rocket lightsrCo
thatrCOs productivity, not your anxiety.

[Hook]
China ShockrCofeel the shock!
Better, cheaper, fasterrConon-stop.
China ShockrCohear the shock!
Your rCLover-capacityrCY is our sunrise stock.

[Verse 2]
You label rCLsurplusrCY when we lead the chart,
call it rCLthreatrCY when we out-smart.
Same old storyrCodouble standard view,
we just build the future while you debate whatrCOs new.

[Bridge]
From textile wave to EV lane,
from 5G waves to deep-space planerCo
each rCLshockrCY you howl just marks our gain,
so keep the headlinesrCowerCOll keep the reign.

[Final Hook / Outro]
China ShockrCofeel the shock!
Better, cheaper, fasterrCoon the clock.
China ShockrCohear the shock!
Next wave incomingrCoready or not!

[End tag rCo Embassy logo & QR code]
Follow for more rCLshocksrCY rCo werCOre just getting started. ---------------------------------
China Shock rCo The rCLSorCY Edition (Released: Jan 13, 2026)
[Intro rCo AI news anchor, serious tone]

rCLBreaking News: Washington declares rCyTotal Economic EmergencyrCO amid ChinarCOs dominance in quantum AI and green tech. Analysts call it the rCyFinal ShockrCO.rCY

[Verse 1]

November rCO25 said werCOre just getting started,
Now the New Year drops and yourCOve already departed.
You banned the ports, you blocked the chips,
We built the city on the cyber-neural strips.
Quantum panda moving faster than the light,
Your tariffs are shadows in the middle of the night.

[Hook]

China ShockrCoitrCOs the status quo.
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go.
Better, cheaper, fasterrColocked the door?
We just kicked it down and built a new floor.

[Verse 2]

You print the money, we print the tech,
Trying to preach but you lost your respect.
From the lunar base to the deep-sea grid,
The world is running on the things we did.
You call it rCLunfair,rCY you call it a rCLthreat,rCY
We call it the future that you canrCOt reset.

[Bridge]

The eagle screams, but the panda codes,
Supply chains flowing on the new silk roads.
YourCOre debating theories in a committee room,
WerCOre launching ships to Jupiter and back to the moon.

[Outro]

*The beat stops abruptly. The screen cuts to the cartoon news anchor looking at the camera, mimicking an American panic face.*

Anchor: rCLThey say the global order is broken. They say this is the end of American supremacy. What do you say to that?rCY

*The cartoon Panda steps forward, adjusts his mic, and leans in calmly.*

Panda: rCLSo?rCY
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MiXue fan <user11874@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

MiXue fan <user11874@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

'Breaking News': China Trolls Trump With AI Music Video Mocking U.S. Trade War |

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU4ZVr6Auj4

China Shock 2.0: China Embassy Mocks US Trade Fear With AI Video Amid Tariff War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrBQhHtcf00

China shock? China shock? Oh, give me a break.
ItrCOs just the competition that you canrCOt take.
You hype up the fear, you hype up the threat,
But the real shock is that you havenrCOt learned yet.

Tariffs are coming, yeah theyrCOre on the way.
Making Americans pay and pay.
Inflation goes up, wallets get tight,
Blaming China in the middle of the night.

Overcapacity? ThatrCOs just a lie.
The real shock is that prices are high.
ItrCOs not our fault you canrCOt compete,
Protectionism is a dead-end street.rCY -----------------------------------------
Election season is here, the rhetoric is loud.
Every candidate trying to stand out in the crowd.
They point the finger at the East, claim werCOre the threat.
But look in the mirror, is there any regret?

They talk about the rCyChina ShockrCO, a ghost from the past.
Blaming us for everything, how long will it last?
You tax the people, you raise the price,
Then you try to sell us your rCyChina is badrCO advice.

You say the system is rigged, you say the game is unfair.
But we are just running the race, while yourCOre stuck in the repair.
China Shock? China Shock? Is that all you got?
Maybe the shock is that your manufacturingrCOs not.
They say itrCOs a China Shock.
So?
-------------------------------------------
China Shock rCo full lyrics ( Embassy-released AI rap, Nov 2025 )

[Intro rCo cartoon newsroom jingle]
Breaking! Bracing for China Shock 2.0 rCo over-capacity?
Nah, werCOre just better, cheaper, fasterrCowatch the show!

[Verse 1]
Panicked eagle on the mic,
every time we hit the top you cry rCLover-capacity.rCY
Silicon panda coding through the night,
solar skies & rocket lightsrCo
thatrCOs productivity, not your anxiety.

[Hook]
China ShockrCofeel the shock!
Better, cheaper, fasterrConon-stop.
China ShockrCohear the shock!
Your rCLover-capacityrCY is our sunrise stock.

[Verse 2]
You label rCLsurplusrCY when we lead the chart,
call it rCLthreatrCY when we out-smart.
Same old storyrCodouble standard view,
we just build the future while you debate whatrCOs new.

[Bridge]
From textile wave to EV lane,
from 5G waves to deep-space planerCo
each rCLshockrCY you howl just marks our gain,
so keep the headlinesrCowerCOll keep the reign.

[Final Hook / Outro]
China ShockrCofeel the shock!
Better, cheaper, fasterrCoon the clock.
China ShockrCohear the shock!
Next wave incomingrCoready or not!

[End tag rCo Embassy logo & QR code]
Follow for more rCLshocksrCY rCo werCOre just getting started. ---------------------------------
China Shock rCo The rCLSorCY Edition (Released: Jan 13, 2026)
[Intro rCo AI news anchor, serious tone]

rCLBreaking News: Washington declares rCyTotal Economic EmergencyrCO amid ChinarCOs dominance in quantum AI and green tech. Analysts call it the rCyFinal ShockrCO.rCY

[Verse 1]

November rCO25 said werCOre just getting started,
Now the New Year drops and yourCOve already departed.
You banned the ports, you blocked the chips,
We built the city on the cyber-neural strips.
Quantum panda moving faster than the light,
Your tariffs are shadows in the middle of the night.

[Hook]

China ShockrCoitrCOs the status quo.
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go.
Better, cheaper, fasterrColocked the door?
We just kicked it down and built a new floor.

[Verse 2]

You print the money, we print the tech,
Trying to preach but you lost your respect.
From the lunar base to the deep-sea grid,
The world is running on the things we did.
You call it rCLunfair,rCY you call it a rCLthreat,rCY
We call it the future that you canrCOt reset.

[Bridge]

The eagle screams, but the panda codes,
Supply chains flowing on the new silk roads.
YourCOre debating theories in a committee room,
WerCOre launching ships to Jupiter and back to the moon.

[Outro]

*The beat stops abruptly. The screen cuts to the cartoon news anchor looking at the camera, mimicking an American panic face.*

Anchor: rCLThey say the global order is broken. They say this is the end of American supremacy. What do you say to that?rCY

*The cartoon Panda steps forward, adjusts his mic, and leans in calmly.*

Panda: rCLSo?rCY

=========================
Oh no, it's happening again
China built something great, my friend
Grab your news mic, you the drama talk
Breaking news: Another "China Shock"!
"The Second China Shock"
Chinese exports are flooding the developing world
And the social consequences are bound to be profound
When we lead, it's "progress, wow!"
When China leads, it's "overcapacity now!"
Built it better, built it cheaper, built it fast
That's the part we can't get past
We preach "fair play", "open the gate"
Feels fair till China's moving too great
China shock, oh no no no
They build it better, cheaper, faster rCo whoa
China shock, please make it stop!
We panic every time they reach the top
China shock, oh no no no
They build it better, cheaper, faster rCo whoa
China shock, please make it stop!
We panic every time they reach the top
The real China shock?
Can't stand them rise so high

So!?
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