• Re: Every Friday in January

    From Jar Din Air@jdr@chi.meh to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Tue Dec 30 14:11:12 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.


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  • From onion@onion@anon.invalid (=?ISO-8859-1?Q?Mr_=D6n!on?=) to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Tue Dec 30 21:20:03 2025
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    Jar Din Air <jdr@chi.meh> wrote:

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.


    'Big Boy' brand ribbed rough-riders for macho men.
    --
    \|/
    (((-))) - Mr +n!on, NPC

    When we shake the ketchup bottle
    At first none comes and then a lot'll.
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  • From Jar Din Air@jdr@chi.meh to rec.food.cooking,alt.home.repair on Tue Dec 30 14:23:58 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 21:20:03 +0000
    onion@anon.invalid (Mr |un!on) wrote:
    Jar Din Air <jdr@chi.meh> wrote:

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.


    'Big Boy' brand ribbed rough-riders for macho men.

    Come with suspenders do they?
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  • From Snag@snag_one@msn.com to rec.food.cooking,alt.home.repair on Tue Dec 30 17:17:52 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On 12/30/2025 3:23 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 21:20:03 +0000
    onion@anon.invalid (Mr |un!on) wrote:

    Jar Din Air <jdr@chi.meh> wrote:

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.


    'Big Boy' brand ribbed rough-riders for macho men.


    Come with suspenders do they?


    People in monogamous relationships don't need to worry about such
    things ...
    --
    Snag
    I appreciated foreign cultures more
    when they stayed foreign ...
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  • From Jar Din Air@jdr@chi.meh to rec.food.cooking,alt.home.repair on Tue Dec 30 17:11:44 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 17:17:52 -0600
    Snag <snag_one@msn.com> wrote:
    On 12/30/2025 3:23 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 21:20:03 +0000
    onion@anon.invalid (Mr |un!on) wrote:

    Jar Din Air <jdr@chi.meh> wrote:

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.


    'Big Boy' brand ribbed rough-riders for macho men.


    Come with suspenders do they?


    People in monogamous relationships don't need to worry about such
    things ...
    Yes, and so?
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Tue Dec 30 18:36:27 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On 12/30/2025 3:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.

    I wonder how much experience Ed has had with latex condoms. Seems to me
    that a thick one wouldn't be that much different than a thin one. I
    guess I'd only find out if I became widowed, because if that were to
    happen I'd probably only have sex with prostitutes. In Mexico City there
    are attractive "escorts" who only charge around $100 USD an hour. At
    once a week, that'd be only a little over $400 a month. That's less
    than most folks' car payments.

    I wonder if Ed knows that there are round trip flights from Tampa to
    CDMX for under $300, $25 Uber each way to a nice hotel (2 nights at $150
    a night), maybe another $50 for gas to and from, and parking at Tampa
    airport. We're up to $700, and now we are ready for the 2 hours service
    plus add on enhancements, bringing the total to $1K.

    In the spirit of Christmas, I have to muse about a man in Ed's position
    by asking, "Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go?"
    --
    --Bryan https://www.instagram.com/bryangsimmons/

    For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
    tested on laboratory animals.

    "Most of the food described here is nauseating.
    We're just too courteous to say so."
    -- Cindy Hamilton
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  • From phoenix@j63840576@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Tue Dec 30 19:34:43 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 12/30/2025 3:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.

    I wonder how much experience Ed has had with latex condoms. Seems to me
    that a thick one wouldn't be that much different than a thin one. I
    guess I'd only find out if I became widowed, because if that were to
    happen I'd probably only have sex with prostitutes. In Mexico City there
    are attractive "escorts" who only charge around $100 USD an hour. At
    once a week, that'd be only a little over $400 a month.-a That's less
    than most folks' car payments.

    I wonder if Ed knows that there are round trip flights from Tampa to
    CDMX for under $300, $25 Uber each way to a nice hotel (2 nights at $150
    a night), maybe another $50 for gas to and from, and parking at Tampa airport. We're up to $700, and now we are ready for the 2 hours service
    plus add on enhancements, bringing the total to $1K.

    the joy dvivre I guess. I had a lobster it was all red and I ate lobster
    tail. the latina lady was enthusiastiversion hyperhyper. Lobster brings
    out life like saltbrings outflavor.
    --
    xGytDsqkQY8
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  • From Snag@snag_one@msn.com to rec.food.cooking,alt.home.repair on Tue Dec 30 22:21:08 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On 12/30/2025 6:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 17:17:52 -0600
    Snag <snag_one@msn.com> wrote:

    On 12/30/2025 3:23 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 21:20:03 +0000
    onion@anon.invalid (Mr |un!on) wrote:

    Jar Din Air <jdr@chi.meh> wrote:

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.


    'Big Boy' brand ribbed rough-riders for macho men.


    Come with suspenders do they?


    People in monogamous relationships don't need to worry about such
    things ...

    Yes, and so?


    So I'll die STD-free and you will probably have your dick and your
    brain both rot from an STD .
    --
    Snag
    I appreciated foreign cultures more
    when they stayed foreign ...
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Wed Dec 31 07:08:26 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On 12/30/2025 7:34 PM, phoenix wrote:
    Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 12/30/2025 3:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.

    I wonder how much experience Ed has had with latex condoms. Seems to
    me that a thick one wouldn't be that much different than a thin one. I
    guess I'd only find out if I became widowed, because if that were to
    happen I'd probably only have sex with prostitutes. In Mexico City
    there are attractive "escorts" who only charge around $100 USD an
    hour. At once a week, that'd be only a little over $400 a month.
    That's less than most folks' car payments.

    I wonder if Ed knows that there are round trip flights from Tampa to
    CDMX for under $300, $25 Uber each way to a nice hotel (2 nights at
    $150 a night), maybe another $50 for gas to and from, and parking at
    Tampa airport. We're up to $700, and now we are ready for the 2 hours
    service plus add on enhancements, bringing the total to $1K.

    the joy dvivre I guess. I had a lobster it was all red and I ate lobster tail. the latina lady was enthusiastiversion hyperhyper. Lobster brings
    out life like saltbrings outflavor.


    I wonder. Is *lobster* a euphemism with which I'm unfamiliar?
    --
    --Bryan https://www.instagram.com/bryangsimmons/

    For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
    tested on laboratory animals.

    "Most of the food described here is nauseating.
    We're just too courteous to say so."
    -- Cindy Hamilton
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  • From phoenix@j63840576@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Wed Dec 31 08:06:42 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 12/30/2025 7:34 PM, phoenix wrote:
    Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 12/30/2025 3:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.

    I wonder how much experience Ed has had with latex condoms. Seems to
    me that a thick one wouldn't be that much different than a thin one.
    I guess I'd only find out if I became widowed, because if that were
    to happen I'd probably only have sex with prostitutes. In Mexico City
    there are attractive "escorts" who only charge around $100 USD an
    hour. At once a week, that'd be only a little over $400 a month.
    That's less than most folks' car payments.

    I wonder if Ed knows that there are round trip flights from Tampa to
    CDMX for under $300, $25 Uber each way to a nice hotel (2 nights at
    $150 a night), maybe another $50 for gas to and from, and parking at
    Tampa airport. We're up to $700, and now we are ready for the 2 hours
    service plus add on enhancements, bringing the total to $1K.

    the joy dvivre I guess. I had a lobster it was all red and I ate
    lobster tail. the latina lady was enthusiastiversion hyperhyper.
    Lobster brings out life like saltbrings outflavor.


    I wonder. Is *lobster* a euphemism with which I'm unfamiliar?

    Lobster is more delicious than jut a euphemism. It really is a
    life-changing experience if you dedicate the time to it. You have two
    kinds of people, those who eat lobster once in a lifetime and those who
    have never had it.
    --
    xGytDsqkQY8
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Wed Dec 31 09:09:23 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On 12/31/2025 8:06 AM, phoenix wrote:
    Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 12/30/2025 7:34 PM, phoenix wrote:
    Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 12/30/2025 3:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.

    I wonder how much experience Ed has had with latex condoms. Seems to
    me that a thick one wouldn't be that much different than a thin one.
    I guess I'd only find out if I became widowed, because if that were
    to happen I'd probably only have sex with prostitutes. In Mexico
    City there are attractive "escorts" who only charge around $100 USD
    an hour. At once a week, that'd be only a little over $400 a month.
    That's less than most folks' car payments.

    I wonder if Ed knows that there are round trip flights from Tampa to
    CDMX for under $300, $25 Uber each way to a nice hotel (2 nights at
    $150 a night), maybe another $50 for gas to and from, and parking at
    Tampa airport. We're up to $700, and now we are ready for the 2
    hours service plus add on enhancements, bringing the total to $1K.

    the joy dvivre I guess. I had a lobster it was all red and I ate
    lobster tail. the latina lady was enthusiastiversion hyperhyper.
    Lobster brings out life like saltbrings outflavor.


    I wonder. Is *lobster* a euphemism with which I'm unfamiliar?

    Lobster is more delicious than jut a euphemism. It really is a life- changing experience if you dedicate the time to it. You have two kinds
    of people, those who eat lobster once in a lifetime and those who have
    never had it.

    What about those who eat it occasionally?
    --
    --Bryan https://www.instagram.com/bryangsimmons/

    For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
    tested on laboratory animals.

    "Most of the food described here is nauseating.
    We're just too courteous to say so."
    -- Cindy Hamilton
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  • From snipeco.2@snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Wed Dec 31 15:21:55 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:
    [...]
    I wonder. Is *lobster* a euphemism with which I'm unfamiliar?

    Lobster is more delicious than jut a euphemism. It really is a life- changing experience if you dedicate the time to it. You have two kinds
    of people, those who eat lobster once in a lifetime and those who have never had it.

    What about those who eat it occasionally?

    We can take it or leave it. I find lobster unremarkable;
    it's pleasant enough but usually not worth the price.
    --
    ^-^. Sn!pe My pet rock Gordon just is.

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  • From Ed P@esp@snet.n to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Wed Dec 31 10:28:42 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On 12/31/2025 10:09 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 12/31/2025 8:06 AM, phoenix wrote:
    Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 12/30/2025 7:34 PM, phoenix wrote:
    Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 12/30/2025 3:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.

    I wonder how much experience Ed has had with latex condoms. Seems
    to me that a thick one wouldn't be that much different than a thin
    one. I guess I'd only find out if I became widowed, because if that >>>>> were to happen I'd probably only have sex with prostitutes. In
    Mexico City there are attractive "escorts" who only charge around
    $100 USD an hour. At once a week, that'd be only a little over $400 >>>>> a month. That's less than most folks' car payments.

    I wonder if Ed knows that there are round trip flights from Tampa
    to CDMX for under $300, $25 Uber each way to a nice hotel (2 nights >>>>> at $150 a night), maybe another $50 for gas to and from, and
    parking at Tampa airport. We're up to $700, and now we are ready
    for the 2 hours service plus add on enhancements, bringing the
    total to $1K.

    the joy dvivre I guess. I had a lobster it was all red and I ate
    lobster tail. the latina lady was enthusiastiversion hyperhyper.
    Lobster brings out life like saltbrings outflavor.


    I wonder. Is *lobster* a euphemism with which I'm unfamiliar?

    Lobster is more delicious than jut a euphemism. It really is a life-
    changing experience if you dedicate the time to it. You have two kinds
    of people, those who eat lobster once in a lifetime and those who have
    never had it.

    What about those who eat it occasionally?


    Dinner tonight. Lobster tail is 3 for $24 at Detwilers.
    Dipped in butter and a glass of good wine.
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  • From pursent100@pursent100@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Wed Dec 31 08:31:46 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    Sn!pe wrote:
    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:
    [...]
    I wonder. Is *lobster* a euphemism with which I'm unfamiliar?

    Lobster is more delicious than jut a euphemism. It really is a life-
    changing experience if you dedicate the time to it. You have two kinds
    of people, those who eat lobster once in a lifetime and those who have
    never had it.

    What about those who eat it occasionally?

    We can take it or leave it. I find lobster unremarkable;
    it's pleasant enough but usually not worth the price.

    i walk down to the shore and kick them out of the water
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  • From Doc Hammerslack@dochammerslack@creon.earth to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Thu Jan 1 00:17:22 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    At Wed, 31 Dec 2025 10:28:42 -0500, Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    On 12/31/2025 10:09 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 12/31/2025 8:06 AM, phoenix wrote:
    Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 12/30/2025 7:34 PM, phoenix wrote:
    Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 12/30/2025 3:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.

    I wonder how much experience Ed has had with latex condoms.
    Seems to me that a thick one wouldn't be that much different
    than a thin one. I guess I'd only find out if I became widowed,
    because if that were to happen I'd probably only have sex with
    prostitutes. In Mexico City there are attractive "escorts" who
    only charge around $100 USD an hour. At once a week, that'd be
    only a little over $400 a month. That's less than most folks'
    car payments.

    I wonder if Ed knows that there are round trip flights from
    Tampa to CDMX for under $300, $25 Uber each way to a nice hotel
    (2 nights at $150 a night), maybe another $50 for gas to and
    from, and parking at Tampa airport. We're up to $700, and now
    we are ready for the 2 hours service plus add on enhancements,
    bringing the total to $1K.

    the joy dvivre I guess. I had a lobster it was all red and I ate
    lobster tail. the latina lady was enthusiastiversion hyperhyper.
    Lobster brings out life like saltbrings outflavor.


    I wonder. Is *lobster* a euphemism with which I'm unfamiliar?

    Lobster is more delicious than jut a euphemism. It really is a
    life- changing experience if you dedicate the time to it. You have
    two kinds of people, those who eat lobster once in a lifetime and
    those who have never had it.

    What about those who eat it occasionally?


    Dinner tonight. Lobster tail is 3 for $24 at Detwilers.
    Dipped in butter and a glass of good wine.

    That would ruin a glass of good wine, dipping a lobster
    tail in it...
    --
    Doc Hammerslack
    ] Any Xist intervention with the Conspiracy claimed by "Pink Boys"
    ] is 'of "Bob"' only if it is diagnosed by "DoktorS."
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  • From Jar Din Air@jdr@chi.meh to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Thu Jan 1 13:12:17 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 18:36:27 -0600
    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 12/30/2025 3:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.

    I wonder how much experience Ed has had with latex condoms. Seems to
    me that a thick one wouldn't be that much different than a thin one.

    Sheep intestines for the purist...

    https://www.iflscience.com/200-year-old-condom-made-of-sheep-appendix-contains-a-very-nsfw-drawing-79502

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  • From Jar Din Air@jdr@chi.meh to rec.food.cooking,alt.home.repair on Thu Jan 1 13:12:58 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 22:21:08 -0600
    Snag <snag_one@msn.com> wrote:
    On 12/30/2025 6:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 17:17:52 -0600
    Snag <snag_one@msn.com> wrote:

    On 12/30/2025 3:23 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 21:20:03 +0000
    onion@anon.invalid (Mr |un!on) wrote:

    Jar Din Air <jdr@chi.meh> wrote:

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.


    'Big Boy' brand ribbed rough-riders for macho men.


    Come with suspenders do they?


    People in monogamous relationships don't need to worry about
    such things ...

    Yes, and so?


    So I'll die STD-free and you will probably have your dick and your
    brain both rot from an STD .
    Unlikely.
    Even for Bryan.
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  • From Jar Din Air@jdr@chi.meh to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Thu Jan 1 13:14:22 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On Wed, 31 Dec 2025 07:08:26 -0600
    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:


    the joy dvivre I guess. I had a lobster it was all red and I ate
    lobster tail. the latina lady was enthusiastiversion hyperhyper.
    Lobster brings out life like saltbrings outflavor.


    I wonder. Is *lobster* a euphemism with which I'm unfamiliar?

    Squarepants =

    https://www.heritage-print.com/condom-sheep-intestine-c-1800-15008874.html

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  • From Jar Din Air@jdr@chi.meh to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Thu Jan 1 13:15:07 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On Wed, 31 Dec 2025 08:31:46 -0700
    % <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Sn!pe wrote:
    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:
    [...]
    I wonder. Is *lobster* a euphemism with which I'm unfamiliar?

    Lobster is more delicious than jut a euphemism. It really is a
    life- changing experience if you dedicate the time to it. You
    have two kinds of people, those who eat lobster once in a
    lifetime and those who have never had it.

    What about those who eat it occasionally?

    We can take it or leave it. I find lobster unremarkable;
    it's pleasant enough but usually not worth the price.

    i walk down to the shore and kick them out of the water

    And then what happens?

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  • From Brennus@Brennus@allia.org to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Sat Jan 3 19:22:23 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    Jar Din Air <jdr@chi.meh> wrote in news:20260101131217.4880e3e0@z-z:

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 18:36:27 -0600
    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 12/30/2025 3:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.

    I wonder how much experience Ed has had with latex condoms. Seems to
    me that a thick one wouldn't be that much different than a thin one.

    Sheep intestines for the purist...

    https://www.iflscience.com/200-year-old-condom-made-of-sheep-appendix-c ontains-a-very-nsfw-drawing-79502



    I was in Warsaw one time and ordered something off the menu I didn't know
    what the fuck it was. I figured it would be something edible. I was
    wrong.
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  • From Jar Din Air@jdr@chi.meh to rec.food.cooking,alt.slack,alt.home.repair on Sat Jan 3 12:55:27 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.home.repair

    On Sat, 3 Jan 2026 19:22:23 -0000 (UTC)
    Brennus <Brennus@allia.org> wrote:

    Jar Din Air <jdr@chi.meh> wrote in news:20260101131217.4880e3e0@z-z:

    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 18:36:27 -0600
    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 12/30/2025 3:11 PM, Jar Din Air wrote:
    On Tue, 30 Dec 2025 15:43:40 -0500
    Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    Would you have sex with a double thick heavy duty condom?

    Sure why not?

    It's a health thing too, but changes enjoyment.

    Double thick = less friction = longer sex to completion.

    I see no downside.

    I wonder how much experience Ed has had with latex condoms. Seems
    to me that a thick one wouldn't be that much different than a thin
    one.

    Sheep intestines for the purist...

    https://www.iflscience.com/200-year-old-condom-made-of-sheep-appendix-c ontains-a-very-nsfw-drawing-79502



    I was in Warsaw one time and ordered something off the menu I didn't
    know what the fuck it was. I figured it would be something edible.
    I was wrong.

    I guess their pan-seared German can be a bit toothsome this time of
    year.

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