From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

https://nypost.com/2026/03/01/business/mcdonalds-ceo-chris-kempczinski-ruthlessly-mocked-over-viral-video-tasting-big-arch-burger/

The CEO of McDonaldAs was ruthlessly mocked across social media after
posting a viral video of himself struggling to chomp down on a new
super-sized menu item u which he oddly called a oproducto u at the
fast food chain. The clip posted to social media last month shows
McDonaldAs CEO and Chairman Chris Kempczinski reluctantly trying the
new oBig Archo burger, which will be released in the US on Tuesday.

oI love this product, it is so good. IAm going to do a tasting right
now, but IAm going to eat this for my lunch, just so you know,o
Kempczinski tells the camera.

oMmm, that is so good, thatAs a big bite for a Big Arch,o the CEO said
after taking a comically small bite and turning the burger toward the
camera.

Look at the huge bite he took! https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/03/https-www-instagram-com-chrisk-122558548.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

Users on social media immediately jumped on Kempczinski for treating
the burger like a foreign object and doubted whether the CEO even
enjoys chowing down on his companyAs menu items.


oManAs aura screams kale salad,o one user commented in a reply to the
video on Instagram.

oThis was the most unnatural thing IAve ever seen,o another user
mocked.

oWhy does he look like heAs scared to bite it?o a third added.

This is why, if you're going to do a commercial with the CEO of a
company, you also use Samuel L. Jackson, like these guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwBUnabkHxA
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On Mon, 02 Mar 2026 15:47:57 -0800, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

https://nypost.com/2026/03/01/business/mcdonalds-ceo-chris-kempczinski-ruthlessly-mocked-over-viral-video-tasting-big-arch-burger/

That is too funny!
A big bite? OK, maybe it's subjective. Maybe for him it's a big
bite. But what he shows doesn't look like a big bite to me. And based
on the feedback, it doesn't look like it to anyone else.

The CEO of McDonaldAs was ruthlessly mocked across social media after
posting a viral video of himself struggling to chomp down on a new >super-sized menu item u which he oddly called a oproducto u at the
fast food chain. The clip posted to social media last month shows
McDonaldAs CEO and Chairman Chris Kempczinski reluctantly trying the
new oBig Archo burger, which will be released in the US on Tuesday.

oI love this product, it is so good. IAm going to do a tasting right
now, but IAm going to eat this for my lunch, just so you know,o
Kempczinski tells the camera.

oMmm, that is so good, thatAs a big bite for a Big Arch,o the CEO said
after taking a comically small bite and turning the burger toward the
camera.

Look at the huge bite he took! >https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/03/https-www-instagram-com-chrisk-122558548.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

Bwahahahaha!

Users on social media immediately jumped on Kempczinski for treating
the burger like a foreign object and doubted whether the CEO even
enjoys chowing down on his companyAs menu items.

oManAs aura screams kale salad,o one user commented in a reply to the
video on Instagram.

Because a skinny man can't enjoy the "Big Arch?" Ok, it's clear Kempczinski wasn't real thrilled. But this doesn't mean he doesn't
enjoy other options at McDonald's.

oThis was the most unnatural thing IAve ever seen,o another user
mocked.

I concur.

oWhy does he look like heAs scared to bite it?o a third added.

I didn't get the impression he was scared. Just that he would
really rather not take a bite of the sandwich.

This is why, if you're going to do a commercial with the CEO of a
company, you also use Samuel L. Jackson, like these guys: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwBUnabkHxA

A brilliant commercial! If it were available in the U.S. I would
buy the tasty loaf, even if the net carbs were too high for me to eat.
I'd buy it just to support the genius of the ad.
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