• Burger King "updating" The Whopper

    From KlausSchadenfreude@klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com to alt.food.fast-food on Fri Feb 27 08:30:40 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    Burger King "updating" The Whopper

    https://nypost.com/2026/02/27/lifestyle/burger-king-making-premium-changes-to-whopper-for-first-time-in-a-decade-after-customers-complain/

    Burger King is giving its signature Whopper a facelift for the first
    time in a decade, following complaints from its customers, the
    fast-food chain announced Thursday.

    The Whopper, which Burger King co-founder James McLamore founded in
    1956, will include a omore premium, better tasting buno and a box for
    the sandwich to be served in, replacing the much-maligned paper
    wrapper that was seen to have crushed the sandwich

    The burger will be topped with the usual freshly cut onions and
    tomatoes, crisp lettuce and tangy pickles, along with a
    obetter-tasting mayoo to replace the current condiment.

    oThe creamier mayonnaise frankly just came from some franchisees who
    said they wanted to see a more premium mayonnaise. And then also
    upgrading and premium-izing the bun,o Curtis said.

    Mmmm-mmmmm!

    So, another bun, a box, and "creamier mayo."

    Quite the upgrade. LOL
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  • From KenitoBenito@Kenito@Benito.Het to alt.food.fast-food on Sat Feb 28 01:01:14 2026
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    On Fri, 27 Feb 2026 08:30:40 -0800, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

    Burger King "updating" The Whopper

    https://nypost.com/2026/02/27/lifestyle/burger-king-making-premium-changes-to-whopper-for-first-time-in-a-decade-after-customers-complain/

    Burger King is giving its signature Whopper a facelift for the first
    time in a decade, following complaints from its customers, the
    fast-food chain announced Thursday.

    The Whopper, which Burger King co-founder James McLamore founded in
    1956, will include a omore premium, better tasting buno and a box for
    the sandwich to be served in, replacing the much-maligned paper
    wrapper that was seen to have crushed the sandwich


    How can a paper wrapper crush a sandwich? More probable is the
    person wrapping the sandwich was doing the crushing.

    The burger will be topped with the usual freshly cut onions and
    tomatoes, crisp lettuce and tangy pickles, along with a
    obetter-tasting mayoo to replace the current condiment.


    I didn't know a type of mayo can taste better or worse than any
    other.

    oThe creamier mayonnaise frankly just came from some franchisees who
    said they wanted to see a more premium mayonnaise. And then also
    upgrading and premium-izing the bun,o Curtis said.

    Mmmm-mmmmm!

    So, another bun, a box, and "creamier mayo."

    Quite the upgrade. LOL

    Legally it is. Not as much in the real world, though.
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  • From Doc Hammerslack@dochammerslack@creon.earth to alt.food.fast-food on Mon Mar 2 02:16:15 2026
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    At Fri, 27 Feb 2026 08:30:40 -0800, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

    Burger King "updating" The Whopper

    https://nypost.com/2026/02/27/lifestyle/burger-king-making-premium-changes-to-whopper-for-first-time-in-a-decade-after-customers-complain/

    Burger King is giving its signature Whopper a facelift for the first
    time in a decade, following complaints from its customers, the
    fast-food chain announced Thursday.

    The Whopper, which Burger King co-founder James McLamore founded in
    1956, will include a -omore premium, better tasting bun-o and a box for
    the sandwich to be served in, replacing the much-maligned paper
    wrapper that was seen to have crushed the sandwich

    The burger will be topped with the usual freshly cut onions and
    tomatoes, crisp lettuce and tangy pickles, along with a
    -obetter-tasting mayo-o to replace the current condiment.

    -oThe creamier mayonnaise frankly just came from some franchisees who
    said they wanted to see a more premium mayonnaise. And then also
    upgrading and premium-izing the bun,-o Curtis said.

    Mmmm-mmmmm!

    So, another bun, a box, and "creamier mayo."

    Quite the upgrade. LOL

    That reminds me.

    I got a burger from Burger King while on _public property_ a few
    days ago -- I was at Las Vegas Harry Reid International Airport.

    Of course, most Burger Kings sell their burgers to people who
    use _public access_ to reach the burger sellers on _private property_.

    Just a double cheeseburger and a lemonade.
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  • From KlausSchadenfreude@klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com to alt.food.fast-food on Mon Mar 2 03:58:12 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On Mon, 02 Mar 2026 02:16:15 +0000, "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:

    At Fri, 27 Feb 2026 08:30:40 -0800, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

    Burger King "updating" The Whopper

    https://nypost.com/2026/02/27/lifestyle/burger-king-making-premium-changes-to-whopper-for-first-time-in-a-decade-after-customers-complain/

    Burger King is giving its signature Whopper a facelift for the first
    time in a decade, following complaints from its customers, the
    fast-food chain announced Thursday.

    The Whopper, which Burger King co-founder James McLamore founded in
    1956, will include a ?more premium, better tasting bun? and a box for
    the sandwich to be served in, replacing the much-maligned paper
    wrapper that was seen to have crushed the sandwich

    The burger will be topped with the usual freshly cut onions and
    tomatoes, crisp lettuce and tangy pickles, along with a
    ?better-tasting mayo? to replace the current condiment.

    ?The creamier mayonnaise frankly just came from some franchisees who
    said they wanted to see a more premium mayonnaise. And then also
    upgrading and premium-izing the bun,? Curtis said.

    Mmmm-mmmmm!

    So, another bun, a box, and "creamier mayo."

    Quite the upgrade. LOL

    That reminds me.

    I got a burger from Burger King while on _public property_ a few
    days ago -- I was at Las Vegas Harry Reid International Airport.

    Of course, most Burger Kings sell their burgers to people who
    use _public access_ to reach the burger sellers on _private property_.

    Just a double cheeseburger and a lemonade.

    Very true! While the great majority of fast food restaurants are
    PRIVATE property-- as Jenny knows-- some, like those in airports,
    military bases, and turnpike service plazas are situated on PUBLIC
    property, since the land is owned by the government.

    Burger King on public property off the New York Thruway https://www.thruway.ny.gov/sites/default/files/styles/max_1300x1300/public/2025-05/ardsley-open.jpg.webp?itok=TsXny2PO
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    and comments in the future instead of just demonstrating
    your NEED to lie and be caught lying over and over again.


    "I currently deny, and deny that I always did, have a need to lie."
    Jenny, lying again.
    Message-ID: <WfCdnaNz7olXf-L1nZ2dnZfqn_cAAAAA@supernews.com> http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/
    Over 500 documented lies.
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