• Fast Food Industry Executive Lurkers! This is What I Want

    From KlausSchadenfreude@klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com to alt.food.fast-food on Wed Dec 31 13:00:50 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food


    I've combined three of my favorite fast food hamburgers, the Big MacO,
    the Sourdough JackO, and the Ultimate CheeseburgerO.

    I start off with some Costco Organic beef in those 1.3lb packages,
    divided into fourths. I fry them in a cast iron pan with some bacon
    fat, using a little Montreal steak seasoning, or "steak crack" as I
    like to call it.

    While they're frying, I cut a sourdough ciabatta roll in half and
    toast it on the griddle with a little butter until it's nice and
    brown. When they're done, I put on some home-made "McDonald's" Secret
    Sauce.

    Right before the meat is done, I layer bacon, the Velveeta, Swiss,
    another Velveeta, and another Swiss until it's nice and melty.

    A little thinly sliced onion, thinly sliced Roma tomato, and some
    shredded lettuce.

    Maybe one of the Industry Giants that Jenny claims reads this
    newsgroup will offer one like it some day.
    --
    NOTICE TO JENNY: please try to post fast food reviews
    and comments in the future instead of just demonstrating
    your NEED to lie and be caught lying over and over again.


    "I currently deny, and deny that I always did, have a need to lie."
    Jenny, lying again.
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to alt.food.fast-food on Wed Dec 31 15:39:41 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On 12/31/2025 3:00 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

    I've combined three of my favorite fast food hamburgers, the Big Macrao,
    the Sourdough Jackrao, and the Ultimate Cheeseburgerrao.

    I start off with some Costco Organic beef in those 1.3lb packages,
    divided into fourths. I fry them in a cast iron pan with some bacon
    fat, using a little Montreal steak seasoning, or "steak crack" as I
    like to call it.

    While they're frying, I cut a sourdough ciabatta roll in half and
    toast it on the griddle with a little butter until it's nice and
    brown. When they're done, I put on some home-made "McDonald's" Secret
    Sauce.

    Right before the meat is done, I layer bacon, the Velveeta, Swiss,
    another Velveeta, and another Swiss until it's nice and melty.

    A little thinly sliced onion, thinly sliced Roma tomato, and some
    shredded lettuce.

    Maybe one of the Industry Giants that Jenny claims reads this
    newsgroup will offer one like it some day.

    Puke sauce and Velveeta.
    "The 1960's called. They want their recipe back."
    --Steve Wertz in rec.food.cooking 4-20-2009
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  • From KlausSchadenfreude@klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com to alt.food.fast-food on Wed Dec 31 14:07:57 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On Wed, 31 Dec 2025 15:39:41 -0600, Bryan Simmons
    <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 12/31/2025 3:00 PM, KlausSchadenfreude wrote:

    I've combined three of my favorite fast food hamburgers, the Big MacO,
    the Sourdough JackO, and the Ultimate CheeseburgerO.

    I start off with some Costco Organic beef in those 1.3lb packages,
    divided into fourths. I fry them in a cast iron pan with some bacon
    fat, using a little Montreal steak seasoning, or "steak crack" as I
    like to call it.

    While they're frying, I cut a sourdough ciabatta roll in half and
    toast it on the griddle with a little butter until it's nice and
    brown. When they're done, I put on some home-made "McDonald's" Secret
    Sauce.

    Right before the meat is done, I layer bacon, the Velveeta, Swiss,
    another Velveeta, and another Swiss until it's nice and melty.

    A little thinly sliced onion, thinly sliced Roma tomato, and some
    shredded lettuce.

    Maybe one of the Industry Giants that Jenny claims reads this
    newsgroup will offer one like it some day.

    Puke sauce and Velveeta.
    "The 1960's called. They want their recipe back."
    --Steve Wertz in rec.food.cooking 4-20-2009

    Somehow I knew it would be too highbrow for you.

    [chuckle]
    --
    NOTICE TO JENNY: please try to post fast food reviews
    and comments in the future instead of just demonstrating
    your NEED to lie and be caught lying over and over again.


    "I currently deny, and deny that I always did, have a need to lie."
    Jenny, lying again.
    Message-ID: <WfCdnaNz7olXf-L1nZ2dnZfqn_cAAAAA@supernews.com> http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/
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  • From Kenito Benito@Kenito@Benito.Het to alt.food.fast-food on Thu Jan 1 05:44:07 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On Wed, 31 Dec 2025 13:00:50 -0800, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:


    I've combined three of my favorite fast food hamburgers, the Big MacO,
    the Sourdough JackO, and the Ultimate CheeseburgerO.

    I start off with some Costco Organic beef in those 1.3lb packages,
    divided into fourths. I fry them in a cast iron pan with some bacon
    fat, using a little Montreal steak seasoning, or "steak crack" as I
    like to call it.


    While named in jest, I do think a comparison can be made. No,
    it's not truly addictive as crack is. But I can see how people, myself included, WANT it.

    While they're frying, I cut a sourdough ciabatta roll in half and
    toast it on the griddle with a little butter until it's nice and
    brown. When they're done, I put on some home-made "McDonald's" Secret
    Sauce.


    Sigh... I can't have the bread (Well, I *CAN*, but the price is
    too high), but it does come across as good.
    Secret sauce makes me sick, so I suppose it could be added to
    ensure very few net carbs from the bread enter my system :)

    Right before the meat is done, I layer bacon, the Velveeta, Swiss,
    another Velveeta, and another Swiss until it's nice and melty.


    <Drool.>

    A little thinly sliced onion, thinly sliced Roma tomato, and some
    shredded lettuce.


    Biting into onion, sliced, diced, or whatever, gives me the
    willies. I would use onion powder so that I can get the flavor.
    In the unlikely, but not impossible, chance anyone cares, I do
    the same for garlic.

    Maybe one of the Industry Giants that Jenny claims reads this
    newsgroup will offer one like it some day.

    They would need to read the group first. As of the time I write
    this, the ONLY evidence Jenny has offered, and I'm being kind by
    calling it evidence, is that 10+ years AFTER he cried and whined about
    Arby's lettuce, they changed it. And it was Jenny who PROVED slightly
    more than 10 years passed between when he ceased whining about the
    lettuce and its change.
    If they are reading, I have to wonder why they would wait a
    little over 10 years to enact a change. People who can be honest will
    accept the reality that nothing posted here has any influence on fast
    food.
    Well, someone could post a review that item X is great, causing
    the less than 10 readers (Jenny is still free to prove his LIE about
    millions reading the group is true) to each try it. This would give a negligible increase in sales at least once. But event that is a
    stretch. Impressions via TV, radio, print, or on-line would have a
    more noticeable affect on any sales.
    --
    If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
    If Daddy ain't happy, don't nobody care!
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to alt.food.fast-food on Thu Jan 1 20:59:51 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On 1/1/2026 7:44 AM, Kenito Benito wrote:
    On Wed, 31 Dec 2025 13:00:50 -0800, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:


    I've combined three of my favorite fast food hamburgers, the Big Macrao,
    the Sourdough Jackrao, and the Ultimate Cheeseburgerrao.

    I start off with some Costco Organic beef in those 1.3lb packages,
    divided into fourths. I fry them in a cast iron pan with some bacon
    fat, using a little Montreal steak seasoning, or "steak crack" as I
    like to call it.


    While named in jest, I do think a comparison can be made. No,
    it's not truly addictive as crack is. But I can see how people, myself included, WANT it.

    While they're frying, I cut a sourdough ciabatta roll in half and
    toast it on the griddle with a little butter until it's nice and
    brown. When they're done, I put on some home-made "McDonald's" Secret
    Sauce.


    Sigh... I can't have the bread (Well, I *CAN*, but the price is
    too high), but it does come across as good.
    Secret sauce makes me sick, so I suppose it could be added to
    ensure very few net carbs from the bread enter my system :)

    Right before the meat is done, I layer bacon, the Velveeta, Swiss,
    another Velveeta, and another Swiss until it's nice and melty.


    <Drool.>

    A little thinly sliced onion, thinly sliced Roma tomato, and some
    shredded lettuce.


    Biting into onion, sliced, diced, or whatever, gives me the
    willies. I would use onion powder so that I can get the flavor.
    In the unlikely, but not impossible, chance anyone cares, I do
    the same for garlic.

    Maybe one of the Industry Giants that Jenny claims reads this
    newsgroup will offer one like it some day.

    They would need to read the group first. As of the time I write
    this, the ONLY evidence Jenny has offered, and I'm being kind by
    calling it evidence, is that 10+ years AFTER he cried and whined about
    Arby's lettuce, they changed it. And it was Jenny who PROVED slightly
    more than 10 years passed between when he ceased whining about the
    lettuce and its change.
    If they are reading, I have to wonder why they would wait a
    little over 10 years to enact a change. People who can be honest will
    accept the reality that nothing posted here has any influence on fast
    food.
    Well, someone could post a review that item X is great, causing
    the less than 10 readers (Jenny is still free to prove his LIE about
    millions reading the group is true) to each try it. This would give a negligible increase in sales at least once. But event that is a
    stretch. Impressions via TV, radio, print, or on-line would have a
    more noticeable affect on any sales.

    More than 50% of your post is about Jerry. You are his bitch.
    --
    --Bryan https://www.instagram.com/bryangsimmons/

    For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
    tested on laboratory animals.

    "Most of the food described here is nauseating.
    We're just too courteous to say so."
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  • From Doc Hammerslack@dochammerslack@creon.earth to alt.food.fast-food on Fri Jan 2 03:25:24 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    At Thu, 01 Jan 2026 05:44:07 -0800, Kenito Benito <Kenito@Benito.Het> wrote:

    On Wed, 31 Dec 2025 13:00:50 -0800, KlausSchadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:


    I've combined three of my favorite fast food hamburgers, the Big Mac-O,
    the Sourdough Jack-O, and the Ultimate Cheeseburger-O.

    I start off with some Costco Organic beef in those 1.3lb packages,
    divided into fourths. I fry them in a cast iron pan with some bacon
    fat, using a little Montreal steak seasoning, or "steak crack" as I
    like to call it.


    While named in jest, I do think a comparison can be made. No,
    it's not truly addictive as crack is. But I can see how people, myself included, WANT it.


    I used to use Montreal seasoning on pan-grilled chicken (in olive
    oil), which gave it a nice flavor. Also topped it with Jack cheese.
    --
    Doc Hammerslack
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    ] be diagnosed by "DoktorS."
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  • From Kenito Benito@Kenito@Benito.Het to alt.food.fast-food on Fri Jan 2 00:33:57 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On Fri, 02 Jan 2026 03:25:24 +0000, "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:

    At Thu, 01 Jan 2026 05:44:07 -0800, Kenito Benito <Kenito@Benito.Het> wrote:

    On Wed, 31 Dec 2025 13:00:50 -0800, KlausSchadenfreude
    <klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

    I've combined three of my favorite fast food hamburgers, the Big Mac?,
    the Sourdough Jack?, and the Ultimate Cheeseburger?.

    I start off with some Costco Organic beef in those 1.3lb packages,
    divided into fourths. I fry them in a cast iron pan with some bacon
    fat, using a little Montreal steak seasoning, or "steak crack" as I
    like to call it.

    While named in jest, I do think a comparison can be made. No,
    it's not truly addictive as crack is. But I can see how people, myself
    included, WANT it.

    I used to use Montreal seasoning on pan-grilled chicken (in olive
    oil), which gave it a nice flavor. Also topped it with Jack cheese.

    It would give it a very nice flavor. I've never thought to add
    any kind of cheese to chicken. I may try it. Though I will use pepper
    Jack, as I really like the flavor.
    --
    If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
    If Daddy ain't happy, don't nobody care!
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