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    From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to alt.food.fast-food on Mon Sep 22 20:09:24 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    I found this photo of me from 25-26 years ago. What a trip. I'm 3rd
    from the left.
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/R9p9P51yM8iecHP59
    I was posting here back then. At the time my moniker was Malibu Bryan. https://photos.app.goo.gl/o5nR853xrra91mTK6
    How time fucking flies.

    I wasn't just the singer in a punk band, I *looked like* the singer in a
    punk band.

    --Bryan
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  • From Jerry Sauk@jerrysauk@hotmail.com to alt.food.fast-food on Thu Oct 9 15:54:46 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food


    "Bryan Simmons" <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1867c4131d83a682$9384$2666328$4286dcd3@news.newsgroupdirect.com...
    I found this photo of me from 25-26 years ago. What a trip. I'm 3rd from >the left.
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/R9p9P51yM8iecHP59
    I was posting here back then. At the time my moniker was Malibu Bryan. https://photos.app.goo.gl/o5nR853xrra91mTK6
    How time fucking flies.

    I wasn't just the singer in a punk band, I *looked like* the singer in a punk band.


    Did you taste fast-food regularly back then? Do you now?


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  • From Kenito Benito@Kenito@Benito.naw to alt.food.fast-food on Fri Oct 10 01:07:34 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On Thu, 9 Oct 2025 15:54:46 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
    <jerrysauk@hotmail.com> wrote:


    "Bryan Simmons" <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote in message >news:1867c4131d83a682$9384$2666328$4286dcd3@news.newsgroupdirect.com...
    I found this photo of me from 25-26 years ago. What a trip. I'm 3rd from >>the left.
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/R9p9P51yM8iecHP59
    I was posting here back then. At the time my moniker was Malibu Bryan.
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/o5nR853xrra91mTK6
    How time fucking flies.

    I wasn't just the singer in a punk band, I *looked like* the singer in a
    punk band.


    Did you taste fast-food regularly back then? Do you now?

    Bryan likely did more than simply taste it. He probably ate it as
    well. Only someone as STUPID as you would take a bite, taste it, then
    spit it out. Since you claim you only taste the food, you don't
    swallow any of it. Unless you lied, of course.

    [Cue Jenny running away from the truth. Or diverting from it.]
    --
    A small number of the documented lies of Jerry "Jenny" Sauk. http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/?i=2
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