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    From Julian@julianlzb87@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Jan 5 12:29:47 2026
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    A: Every time you open a door, you get told to fuck off.
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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Wed Jan 7 12:02:52 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 1/5/2026 4:29 AM, Julian wrote:
    A: Every time you open a door, you get told to fuck off.

    There's nothing really strange about going to church on Saturday, if you
    are an Adventist. You're thinking the Sun's Day would be better to Witness?

    Some of my best friends are Protestants.
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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Wed Jan 7 16:04:05 2026
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    On Wed, 7 Jan 2026 12:02:52 -0800, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 1/5/2026 4:29 AM, Julian wrote:
    A: Every time you open a door, you get told to fuck off.

    There's nothing really strange about going to church on Saturday, if you
    are an Adventist. You're thinking the Sun's Day would be better to Witness?

    Seventh day adventists are not jehovah's witnesses.
    I thought the jw joke was funny.

    Some of my best friends are Protestants.

    Some of my best friends have not told me which religion they like
    best. Why should they?
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Thu Jan 8 12:08:20 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 1/7/2026 1:04 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Wed, 7 Jan 2026 12:02:52 -0800, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 1/5/2026 4:29 AM, Julian wrote:
    A: Every time you open a door, you get told to fuck off.

    There's nothing really strange about going to church on Saturday, if you
    are an Adventist. You're thinking the Sun's Day would be better to Witness?

    Seventh day adventists are not jehovah's witnesses.

    And you would know this how?

    I thought the jw joke was funny.

    Some of my best friends are Protestants.

    Some of my best friends have not told me which religion they like
    best.

    So, I wonder why not?

    Why should they?

    So, you could dialog here like a scholar, if not a savant?

    If you died as an atheist, what would you say to God?

    "I'll be damned!"

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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Thu Jan 8 16:27:53 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Thu, 8 Jan 2026 12:08:20 -0800, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 1/7/2026 1:04 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Wed, 7 Jan 2026 12:02:52 -0800, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 1/5/2026 4:29 AM, Julian wrote:
    A: Every time you open a door, you get told to fuck off.

    There's nothing really strange about going to church on Saturday, if you >>> are an Adventist. You're thinking the Sun's Day would be better to Witness? >>
    Seventh day adventists are not jehovah's witnesses.

    And you would know this how?

    Google is your friend.

    I thought the jw joke was funny.

    Some of my best friends are Protestants.

    Some of my best friends have not told me which religion they like
    best.

    So, I wonder why not?

    Why should they?

    So, you could dialog here like a scholar, if not a savant?

    Not necessary.

    If you died as an atheist, what would you say to God?

    I'll require some id.

    "I'll be damned!"
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Thu Jan 8 14:43:35 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 1/8/2026 1:27 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Thu, 8 Jan 2026 12:08:20 -0800, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 1/7/2026 1:04 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Wed, 7 Jan 2026 12:02:52 -0800, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 1/5/2026 4:29 AM, Julian wrote:
    A: Every time you open a door, you get told to fuck off.

    There's nothing really strange about going to church on Saturday, if you >>>> are an Adventist. You're thinking the Sun's Day would be better to Witness?

    Seventh day adventists are not jehovah's witnesses.

    And you would know this how?

    Google is your friend.

    I thought the jw joke was funny.

    Some of my best friends are Protestants.

    Some of my best friends have not told me which religion they like
    best.

    So, I wonder why not?

    Why should they?

    So, you could dialog here like a scholar, if not a savant?

    Not necessary.

    Since Tang and cupcake crashed and took off, someone has to do it.

    Keep up the good work!
    If you died as an atheist, what would you say to God?

    I'll require some id.

    Is it ID.gov or login.gov or Real ID? What about a union card?


    "I'll be damned!"


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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Fri Jan 9 11:43:55 2026
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 1/8/2026 2:43 PM, Dude wrote:

    On 1/5/2026 4:29 AM, Julian wrote:
    A: Every time you open a door, you get told to fuck off.
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