• Now Xmas is over, think about the Easter HOAX

    From Nomen Nescio@nobody@dizum.com to alt.slack,alt.religion,alt.bible on Sat Dec 27 03:20:43 2025
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    Apostle Paul was a druggie, who got into mandrake, henbane, and Syrian rue.
    All potent herbs. In one of his hallucinations, he saw Jesus rise
    from the dead, and managed to convince gullible followers that a
    miracle occurred.

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  • From Creon@creon@creon.earth to alt.slack,alt.religion,alt.bible on Sat Dec 27 03:16:38 2025
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    At Sat, 27 Dec 2025 03:20:43 +0100 (CET), Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> wrote:

    Apostle Paul was a druggie, who got into mandrake, henbane, and Syrian rue. All potent herbs. In one of his hallucinations, he saw Jesus rise
    from the dead, and managed to convince gullible followers that a
    miracle occurred.

    Recommended reading:

    _Get Over Christianity by Understanding It_

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UZRASUU/
    --
    Doc Hammerslack
    ] The unspeakable PeE-Gospel wielded by Nhee Ghee fscks that which
    ] can be, figuratively, 'smoked in "Bob's" Pipe' until it is of
    ] utmost concern to the fate of the planet.
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  • From phoenix@j63840576@gmail.com to alt.slack,alt.religion,alt.bible on Fri Dec 26 22:01:04 2025
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    Creon wrote:
    Apostle Paul was a druggie, who got into mandrake, henbane, and Syrian rue. >> All potent herbs. In one of his hallucinations, he saw Jesus rise
    from the dead, and managed to convince gullible followers that a
    miracle occurred.

    I used to have hallucinations. Nowadays I don't have that luxury. If
    they saw me having hallucinations I'd be on thorazine faster than you
    can say jumping jack flash.
    --
    xGytDsqkQY8
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  • From David Dalton@dalton@nfld.com to alt.slack, alt.religion, alt.bible on Sat Dec 27 03:45:13 2025
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    On Dec 26, 2025, Nomen Nescio wrote
    (in article<c456549545296883ab0feabb2a3ebbfb@dizum.com>):

    Apostle Paul was a druggie, who got into mandrake, henbane, and Syrian rue. All potent herbs. In one of his hallucinations, he saw Jesus rise
    from the dead, and managed to convince gullible followers that a
    miracle occurred.

    Jesus had healer special ability which would have kicked
    in to revive him from a comatose near-death state.
    --
    https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) rCLAnd now the angry morning; Gives the early signs of warning; You must
    face alone the plans you make; Decisions they will try to breakrCY (S.McL.)

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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to alt.slack,alt.religion,alt.bible on Sat Dec 27 16:31:02 2025
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    David Dalton wrote:
    On Dec 26, 2025, Nomen Nescio wrote
    (in article<c456549545296883ab0feabb2a3ebbfb@dizum.com>):

    Apostle Paul was a druggie, who got into mandrake, henbane, and Syrian rue. >> All potent herbs. In one of his hallucinations, he saw Jesus rise
    from the dead, and managed to convince gullible followers that a
    miracle occurred.

    Jesus had healer special ability which would have kicked
    in to revive him from a comatose near-death state.


    jesus was deadpool?


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