Red State Trumpers Pack Martinis In Their Child's Lunchbox
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And with clear heads, they all voted Trump! Does little Jimmy bring Mommy's loaded assault rifle to school too?
SOUTH FULTON, Georgia (WUPA) -- Police in metro Atlanta are telling parents
to double-check what they pack for their children after a very adult beverage was found in a studentAs lunchbox.
The South Fulton Police Department shared a photo of a Cutwater Lemon Drop Martini that a child had accidentally brought to school on Wednesday.
In the picture, the canned cocktail was in the lunchbox next to a Lunchable and a packet of Doritos.
oBefore you send them babies off to schoola CHECK. THE. LUNCHBOX,o the police department wrote. oBecause why are we getting reports of juice boxes sitting next toa Cutwater margaritas??o
oThat is NOT Capri Sun. That is NOT Apple Juice. That is a whole aParent had
a long nightA starter pack,o the department joked.
According to CutwaterAs website, its 12-ounce canned lemon drop martini is made with real vodka and is 11% alcohol by volume.
The Facebook post quickly went viral with hundreds of commenters joining in.
oABV is Apple Juice By Volume,o one commenter wrote.
oThis is giving the child packed their own lunch,o another wrote.
While the police department acknowledged that mornings getting ready for school can be hectic, it asked parents to make sure to check their kidAs lunchbox before school resource officers spot something wrong.
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