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  • Why did God make animals shit?

    From Henderson@henderson@e.mail to alt.christnet.christnews,alt.bible,alt.atheism on Mon Feb 23 19:16:48 2026
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    Obviously, it's because He likes the smell of shit.
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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to alt.christnet.christnews,alt.bible,alt.atheism on Mon Feb 23 19:26:12 2026
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    Henderson wrote:

    Obviously, it's because He likes the smell of shit.


    lol no its because god likes bacteria and animals are lifestock.

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  • From Henderson@henderson@e.mail to alt.christnet.christnews,alt.bible,alt.atheism on Mon Feb 23 20:25:32 2026
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    jojo wrote:

    Henderson wrote:

    Obviously, it's because He likes the smell of shit.


    lol no its because god likes bacteria and animals are lifestock.


    True. God is particularly fond of pathogenic bacteria. (Just the kinda
    guy he is.)
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  • From Corn Holy O@corn@holy.o to alt.christnet.christnews,alt.bible,alt.atheism on Wed Feb 25 16:20:30 2026
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    On Mon, 23 Feb 2026 19:16:48 GMT
    "Henderson" <henderson@e.mail> wrote:

    Why did God make animals shit?

    So godless demon trolls like you would have something to eat.

    He is so merciful that He even provides food for the demons.

    Enjoy your Alaskan pipeline pudding pops!

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