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Yous alreadys knows hows scary it is to cut-and-paste a folder/files
and then not able to find it in either place! Where did it go???

Captain, we lost Spock!!





The Starmaker wrote:

The Starmaker wrote:

So, the military guy ask Einstein, "What is this grand unified theory you're working on?"

Einstein sez, 'I can make one of your Navy ships invisible, and have it teleported to another state.'

In other words, go from one place to another place without passing through space in between.

And the military guy asks, "Can you give me a little more details on how that works?"

Einstein sez, 'I scan the ship atom by atom. Then I delete it here and rebuilt it there.'

The military guys sez, "You mean like 'Beam Me Up Scotty?" Like Star-Trek?

Einstein sez, 'Yea, a teleporter like star trekkie!' 'Kirk dematerialize and rematerialized inside the enterprise!

The military guy sez, "You fucking can do dat?"

Einstein sez, 'Yea, but i need more money so i can finish it!'

So, the military guys sez to Einstein..."Wait a minute, you got to give me more information if
you want money for this...are you saying you scan the ship atom by atom, with the people on it, and
then you delete the ship AND the people???"

Einstein sez, 'Yeah, they go from here to there, they get transported..beam me up!"

The military guy sez, "No, I need real world example on how dis works!"

Einstein sez, 'Well the mathematics is too complicated, but, but...let's say you
have a folder with information on it in your computer...and you want to transform it to
a different hard drive in your computer..

the military guy sez "yeah...

Einstein sez, you just highlight the whole folder with a blue light, then you, you...cut-and-paste it
to your other hard drive and it reappears there!

"cut-and-paste"???

yeah, I delete it and paste it there!

It is no longer here, it's there!

But this is quantum celestrial mechanics teleportation....it's complicated.

The military guy sez, "I don't know if i like the idea of being...deleted.

Einstein sez, 'it's okay, i cannot paste unless i delete you first.

The military guy sez, can you not just copy-and-paste?

Non, no, no Einstein sez in his German accent...you cannot be in two places at once, it will be a mess. your eye would be here and your leg over there..dats worse.

Einstein sez, 'I'm impatient with stupidity... JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY!

cut-and-paste"????

cut-and-paste me, Scotty!

cut-and-paste"????

Beam me up sounds better.

"The Office of Naval Research (ONR) has stated that the use of force fields to make a ship and her crew invisible does not conform to known physical laws.
ONR also claims that Dr. Albert Einstein's Unified Field Theory was never completed. During 1943-1944,
Einstein was a part-time consultant with the Navy's Bureau of Ordnance, undertaking theoretical research on explosives and explosions.
There is no indication that Einstein was involved in research relevant to invisibility or to teleportation."

https://www.history.navy.mil/research/library/online-reading-room/title-list-alphabetically/p/philadelphia-experiment.html

https://www.history.navy.mil/research/library/online-reading-room/title-list-alphabetically/p/philadelphia-experiment/philadelphia-experiment-onr-info-sheet.ht

But of course it "does not conform to known physical laws" because they were paying Einstein to find out about '*unknown* physicals laws'.;;Quantum teleportation.

Einstein was working on...Quantum Teleportation. Called "The Einstein's Continuum of Spatio-Temporal"

"The Einstein's continuum of spatio-temporal which enabled idea of quantum teleportation, which
represents technique of dematerialization of the matter, in one location and
'faxing', namely, electronic transmission to quantum state on the other location, in order to be materialized there."

Like the Navy said: "Dr. Albert Einstein's Unified Field Theory was never completed." but Einstein certaintly was
involved in research relevant to invisibility and teleportation.

Beam me up. Scotty!

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