• More Scorn Heaped On JD Vance For Being A Fat Middle Aged Pedophile Who Sucks Black Cock

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    . D. Vance Can't Stop Saying the Dumbest Things Imaginable
    Portrait of Matt Stieb By Matt Stieb, Intelligencer staff writer
    Updated July 29, 2024
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    At a late-night dinner at Mar-a-Lago days before the Republican National Convention, Donald Trump Jr. made the case for his father to pick J. D.
    Vance as his vice-president. "I think I've seen him on TV, " Trump Jr.
    said, recalling the conversation with CNN. "I've seen him prosecute the
    case against the Democrats. I think no one's more articulate than that. "

    But less than two weeks after Vance's nomination at the RNC, the bet on
    Vance is looking way riskier than it did back when Joe Biden was the
    nominee u a political reality that, somehow, was just over a week ago.

    Vance's faltering image in recent days boils down to two basic factors: questionable things he said in the past and weird things he is saying right now. Republicans always knew that Vance u who called Trump "America's
    Hitler" in 2017 u would bring some political baggage with him. Perhaps they underestimated the weight.

    Vance's moody blogging from the 2000s has been only mildly embarrassing. In 2005, he wrote of a day in which he "felt more like a female than I ever
    have or will" because he was emotional u too emotional, in fact, to watch Garden State. Intriguingly hung up on the gender thing, he later described
    his blog as "like a diary, only far more masculine. "

    On Saturday, the New York Times revealed a number of views Vance had expressed, prior to his MAGA transformation, in private correspondence with
    a now former friend from law school. Many of Vance's comments stand in
    stark contrast with his more recent political rhetoric. In a 2016 email,
    Vance apologized to the friend, who is trans, for describing them as
    lesbian in his book. In 2014, after Michael Brown was killed by a police officer in Ferguson, Missouri, Vance said, "I hate the police. " And he suggested, when discussing Trump's anti-Muslim campaign rhetoric in 2015,
    that Trump was a "demagogue" who was "willing to exploit the people who believe crazy shit. " In a 2016 message, he also wrote that, "The more
    white people feel like voting for Trump, the more Black people will suffer.
    I really believe that. "

    Vance's most ill-met comments over the past week have been more recent and involved reproductive health, a political front that is a huge liability
    for his party's electoral chances since the Dobbs decision. New audio was released on Thursday of Vance saying that he wanted a "federal response" to women traveling across state lines for an abortion. (Previously he has said that he wants a national ban on abortion. ) Another quote of Vance's has
    been going around, in which he said in 2021 that Democrats are a "bunch of childless cat ladies with miserable lives. " People responded to the resurfaced comment by sharing stories of their own challenges becoming parents. Transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg discussed a
    "heartbreaking" setback in his adoption process and that Vance "couldn't
    have known that, but maybe that's why you shouldn't be talking about other people's children. "

    Vance then spent an entire news cycle doubling-down and fake-apologizing
    for the cat lady comments.

    Vance tries to clean up "childless cat ladies" comments via @megynkelly
    "This comment that I made was actually motivated in part by a conversation
    I had with my wife... she was talking about this incredible professional pressure to not have kids because it set back her... https: //t.
    co/c6MO0p7Z6u pic. twitter. com/uojxEmbEfY
    u Alex Thompson (@AlexThomp) July 26, 2024

    Putting aside his past comments and his habit of following online figures
    with loathsome beliefs, Vance is making new problems for himself in the present, too. It's difficult to exactly quantify this, but J. D. Vance does not have any swag at all. Look how bad his joke about soda and racism
    bombed at a rally in his hometown on Monday.

    Vance: I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today. I'm sure they
    will call that racist. pic. twitter. com/z3ra8Y5F2f
    u Acyn (@Acyn) July 22, 2024

    For some indiscernible reason, the campaign also recorded a video of Vance describing his Diet Mountain Dew stock backstage at a rally in Virginia.

    An unusual coalition has emerged to call out Vance's off-putting nature.
    The Wall Street Journal editorial board hit the VP pick for coming out of
    the gate so poorly u a view reflected by owner Rupert Murdoch, who lobbied against putting Vance on the ticket. So did fellow media magnate Dave
    Portnoy. On the day of the big pile-on, the Barstool Sports founder
    commented on a clip in which Vance suggested that parents and non-parents should be taxed differently. "You want me to pay more taxes to take care of other people's kids? " Portnoy wrote. "We sure this dude is a Republican? Sounds like a moron. If you can't afford a big family don't have a ton of kids. " Democrats have also taken advantage of the anti-Vance momentum, repeatedly describing him as "weird" on TV appearance. Vance is so bad at
    this that he tweeted out the "weird" allegation, drawing attention to the attack.

    With an entirely new election now that Harris is the (presumptive)
    Democratic nominee, Republicans are already questioning the Trump-Vance ticket. "He was the worst choice of all the options. It was so bad I didn't even think it was possible, " one House Republican complained to The Hill.
    "I think if you were to ask many people around this building, nine out of
    ten on our side would say he's the wrong pick, " said another. "He's the
    only person who can do serious damage. "
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