• Shaun Crane's opinion of Ducky's horrible guitar playing

    From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sat Feb 28 14:24:41 2026
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    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have been the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.


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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sat Feb 28 20:29:56 2026
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:D4Odnc09IaKk3D70nZ2dnZfqn_ednZ2d@giganews.com:

    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have been
    the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.


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    I thought watching Douchebag Willie shamble up to the microphone stand and needing someone to adjust it was outstanding.

    DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP!
    DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP!
    DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP!
    DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP!

    DOUCHEBAG!
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sat Feb 28 15:52:01 2026
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:D4Odnc09IaKk3D70nZ2dnZfqn_ednZ2d@giganews.com:


    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have been
    the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.


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    I thought watching Douchebag Willie shamble up to the microphone stand and needing someone to adjust it was outstanding.

    DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP!
    DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP!
    DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP!
    DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP! DOUCHEBAG FART BUMP!

    DOUCHEBAG!





    We guess that's fair play since Ducky farted on Donkey. These people have no musical talent, yet they wonder why they have no audience.

    Will Donkey thought that the microphone was a vibrator, and he was trying to switch it on high.


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  • From mpsilvertone@mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sat Feb 28 17:33:33 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:
    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have been the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.




    A picture that's worth a thousand words.


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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sat Feb 28 17:59:07 2026
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    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:
    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have been the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.



    A picture that's worth a thousand words.



    Just "setting the record straight."


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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sat Feb 28 23:02:48 2026
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:In-dnTz1WfJ17j70nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:
    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have
    been the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.



    A picture that's worth a thousand words.



    Just "setting the record straight."

    Thanks for not snipping and misrepresenting like that Douchebag does!
    --
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    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sat Feb 28 18:39:44 2026
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:In-dnTz1WfJ17j70nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:


    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:
    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have
    been the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.



    A picture that's worth a thousand words.



    Just "setting the record straight."



    Thanks for not snipping and misrepresenting like that Douchebag does!



    That record has been mishandled in Columbus. That's why we have pictures.


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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Mar 1 00:16:31 2026
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:uUKdnZKK7dak4D70nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
    news:In-dnTz1WfJ17j70nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:


    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:
    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have
    been the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.



    A picture that's worth a thousand words.


    Just "setting the record straight."


    Thanks for not snipping and misrepresenting like that Douchebag does!

    That record has been mishandled in Columbus. That's why we have
    pictures.

    Douchebags gotta be douchebags.

    PS: Donkey see, Donkey do. Now wipe up after, Douchebag!
    --
    "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sat Feb 28 19:24:38 2026
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:uUKdnZKK7dak4D70nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
    news:In-dnTz1WfJ17j70nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:


    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:
    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have
    been the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.



    A picture that's worth a thousand words.


    Just "setting the record straight."


    Thanks for not snipping and misrepresenting like that Douchebag does!

    That record has been mishandled in Columbus. That's why we have
    pictures.



    Douchebags gotta be douchebags.

    PS: Donkey see, Donkey do. Now wipe up after, Douchebag!



    Wipe isn't in a Donkey vocabulary. He can set the commode straight, though.


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  • From Pete Tuttle@pt@invalid.invalid to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Mar 1 09:56:47 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:
    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance.-a That would have been
    the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.



    Good critique and good find, NancyGene, thanks for posting.
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Mar 1 10:35:05 2026
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    Pete Tuttle wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have been
    the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.





    Good critique and good find, NancyGene, thanks for posting.



    "Agreed and seconded."


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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Mar 1 17:55:37 2026
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news: _aicneW7Jez4wDn0nZ2dnZfqn_adnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Pete Tuttle wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have been
    the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.

    Good critique and good find, NancyGene, thanks for posting.

    "Agreed and seconded."

    "Thank you for commenting. Please continue the wind breaking in the general direction of waterfowl and douchebags."
    --
    "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Mar 1 14:41:13 2026
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news: _aicneW7Jez4wDn0nZ2dnZfqn_adnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Pete Tuttle wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have been
    the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.

    Good critique and good find, NancyGene, thanks for posting.

    "Agreed and seconded."



    "Thank you for commenting. Please continue the wind breaking in the general direction of waterfowl and douchebags."



    Donkey is jealous and says that he too can play a "wind instrument."


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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Mar 1 14:43:14 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news: >> _aicneW7Jez4wDn0nZ2dnZfqn_adnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Pete Tuttle wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have been
    the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.

    Good critique and good find, NancyGene, thanks for posting.

    "Agreed and seconded."



    "Thank you for commenting. Please continue the wind breaking in the general >> direction of waterfowl and douchebags."


    Donkey is jealous and says that he too can play a "wind instrument."


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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Mar 1 20:39:19 2026
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:E9icnbE0VssGCjn0nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
    news: _aicneW7Jez4wDn0nZ2dnZfqn_adnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Pete Tuttle wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have
    been the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.

    Good critique and good find, NancyGene, thanks for posting.

    "Agreed and seconded."



    "Thank you for commenting. Please continue the wind breaking in the
    general direction of waterfowl and douchebags."

    Donkey is jealous and says that he too can play a "wind instrument."

    Aren't the chunks a hazard? But it does explain the holes in the knees of
    the rags he wears, obviously it's for venting and an emergency exit for overflow.
    --
    "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
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  • From Pete Tuttle@pt@invalid.invalid to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Mar 1 16:39:59 2026
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    NancyGene wrote:
    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
    news:
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    Pete Tuttle wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance.-a That would have been
    the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.

    Good critique and good find, NancyGene, thanks for posting.

    "Agreed and seconded."



    "Thank you for commenting. Please continue the wind breaking in the
    general
    direction of waterfowl and douchebags."



    Donkey is jealous and says that he too can play a "wind instrument."


    Thanks for bumping this thread, NancyGene.
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Mar 1 16:48:37 2026
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:E9icnbE0VssGCjn0nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
    news: _aicneW7Jez4wDn0nZ2dnZfqn_adnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Pete Tuttle wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have
    been the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.

    Good critique and good find, NancyGene, thanks for posting.

    "Agreed and seconded."



    "Thank you for commenting. Please continue the wind breaking in the
    general direction of waterfowl and douchebags."

    Donkey is jealous and says that he too can play a "wind instrument."



    Aren't the chunks a hazard? But it does explain the holes in the knees of
    the rags he wears, obviously it's for venting and an emergency exit for overflow.



    Chunks are quickly gobbled up by the Ducky family.

    Cujo, you and MummyChunk are the only ones who question why there are holes in the knees of Donkey's pants. You are just too pure a soul.


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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Mar 1 23:54:05 2026
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:tPGdnawMrtMSKTn0nZ2dnZfqnPGdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote
    in news: _aicneW7Jez4wDn0nZ2dnZfqn_adnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Pete Tuttle wrote:
    NancyGene wrote:

    Yes, he farted on Ducky during the performance. That would have
    been the opinion of the audience too, if there had been one.

    Good critique and good find, NancyGene, thanks for posting.

    "Agreed and seconded."



    "Thank you for commenting. Please continue the wind breaking in the
    general direction of waterfowl and douchebags."

    Donkey is jealous and says that he too can play a "wind instrument."



    Aren't the chunks a hazard? But it does explain the holes in the
    knees of the rags he wears, obviously it's for venting and an
    emergency exit for overflow.



    Chunks are quickly gobbled up by the Ducky family.

    Cujo, you and MummyChunk are the only ones who question why there are
    holes in the knees of Donkey's pants. You are just too pure a soul.

    I never said it was the only reason. Them hillbillies might get a thrill
    from the "SnaggleToof" feature once they weary of SandJobs.
    --
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    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
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