HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene)
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HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Rudy Canoza wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
That's a booger!
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Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
a habit he can't seem to let go
the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
Inspiring poem, Rudy!
So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an Afghan
Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would constitute
a considerable intellectual decline.
His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
Baked, boiled or fried?
Rotted and puked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little
consequence to you, because your poems don't have a literary
basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a
clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from Pendragon
Ah, the Black Heart disease. Was Will Donkey responsible for the
Great Potato Famine?
That's just a vicious rumor.
It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he ate up
all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle Houses. For
nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat their
waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's waited for a
new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive.
Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus If"
Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash browns to
thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air fryer).
Then he ate all the waffles. Then he ate Jordy's Uncle.
After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his nose for
dessert.
That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red and green
sauce.
It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of Dreckery.
Scandalous!
Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
If you're looking for some super unethical things that Dreckweasel posted >>> about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated with, the group >>> to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of sleaze.
Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:3Xednc-0HfNdowP0nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>> news:Fb6cnUlKPc3YugP0nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene)
wrote in news:Olydnc5sHNKJHx70nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Rudy Canoza wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
That's a booger!
View the attachments for this post at:
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Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
a habit he can't seem to let go
the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
Inspiring poem, Rudy!
So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an Afghan
Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would constitute
a considerable intellectual decline.
His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
Baked, boiled or fried?
Rotted and puked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little
consequence to you, because your poems don't have a literary
basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a
clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from Pendragon
Ah, the Black Heart disease. Was Will Donkey responsible for the
Great Potato Famine?
That's just a vicious rumor.
It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he ate up
all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle Houses. For
nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat their
waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's waited for a
new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive.
Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus If"
Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash browns to
thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air fryer).
Then he ate all the waffles. Then he ate Jordy's Uncle.
After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his nose for
dessert.
That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red and green
sauce.
It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of Dreckery.
Scandalous!
Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
If you're looking for some super unethical things that Dreckweasel posted >>>> about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated with, the group >>>> to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of sleaze.
Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
A Donkey can look and not touch, though.
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>> news:3Xednc-0HfNdowP0nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>> news:Fb6cnUlKPc3YugP0nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene)
wrote in news:Olydnc5sHNKJHx70nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Rudy Canoza wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
That's a booger!
View the attachments for this post at:
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Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
a habit he can't seem to let go
the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
Inspiring poem, Rudy!
So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an Afghan
Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would constitute
a considerable intellectual decline.
His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
Baked, boiled or fried?
Rotted and puked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little
consequence to you, because your poems don't have a literary
basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a
clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from Pendragon
Ah, the Black Heart disease. Was Will Donkey responsible for the
Great Potato Famine?
That's just a vicious rumor.
It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he ate up
all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle Houses. For
nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat their
waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's waited for a
new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive.
Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus If"
Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash browns to
thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air fryer).
Then he ate all the waffles. Then he ate Jordy's Uncle.
After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his nose for >>>>>> dessert.
That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red and green >>>>>> sauce.
It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of Dreckery.
Scandalous!
Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
If you're looking for some super unethical things that Dreckweasel posted >>>>> about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated with, the group >>>>> to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of sleaze.
Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
A Donkey can look and not touch, though.
Theoretically. However, Donkeys aren't known for exercising self-restraint.
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>> news:3Xednc-0HfNdowP0nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>> news:Fb6cnUlKPc3YugP0nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene)
wrote in news:Olydnc5sHNKJHx70nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Rudy Canoza wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
That's a booger!
View the attachments for this post at:
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Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
a habit he can't seem to let go
the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
Inspiring poem, Rudy!
So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an Afghan
Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would constitute
a considerable intellectual decline.
His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
Baked, boiled or fried?
Rotted and puked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little
consequence to you, because your poems don't have a literary
basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a
clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from Pendragon
Ah, the Black Heart disease. Was Will Donkey responsible for the >>>>>>> Great Potato Famine?
That's just a vicious rumor.
It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he ate up >>>>>>> all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle Houses. For
nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat their
waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's waited for a >>>>>>> new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive.
Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus If"
Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash browns to
thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air fryer). >>>>>>> Then he ate all the waffles. Then he ate Jordy's Uncle.
After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his nose for >>>>>>> dessert.
That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red and green >>>>>>> sauce.
It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of Dreckery.
Scandalous!
Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
If you're looking for some super unethical things that Dreckweasel posted
about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated with, the group
to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of sleaze.
Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
A Donkey can look and not touch, though.
Theoretically. However, Donkeys aren't known for exercising self-restraint.
Maybe Will Donkey has written a poem and song about his bountiful daughter? "Tongue and Groove."
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>> news:3Xednc-0HfNdowP0nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>>> news:Fb6cnUlKPc3YugP0nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene)
wrote in news:Olydnc5sHNKJHx70nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Rudy Canoza wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
That's a booger!
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=696787615#696787615
Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
a habit he can't seem to let go
the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
Inspiring poem, Rudy!
So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an Afghan
Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would constitute >>>>>>>> a considerable intellectual decline.
His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
Baked, boiled or fried?
Rotted and puked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little
consequence to you, because your poems don't have a literary
basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a >>>>>>>> clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from Pendragon
Ah, the Black Heart disease. Was Will Donkey responsible for the >>>>>>>> Great Potato Famine?
That's just a vicious rumor.
It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he ate up >>>>>>>> all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle Houses. For
nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat their
waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's waited for a >>>>>>>> new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive.
Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus If"
Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash browns to >>>>>>>> thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air fryer). >>>>>>>> Then he ate all the waffles. Then he ate Jordy's Uncle.
After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his nose for >>>>>>>> dessert.
That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red and green >>>>>>>> sauce.
It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of Dreckery.
Scandalous!
Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
If you're looking for some super unethical things that Dreckweasel posted
about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated with, the group
to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of sleaze.
Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
A Donkey can look and not touch, though.
Theoretically. However, Donkeys aren't known for exercising self-restraint.
Maybe Will Donkey has written a poem and song about his bountiful daughter? "Tongue and Groove."
I couldn't find the song, but I was able to find a commercial jingle:
"Worms and blowjobs that's our game
That's our game
That's our game.
Worms and blowjobs that's our game
Donkeytits Emporium."
*He appears to have been strongly influenced by a song from an episode of "Cheers."
MummyChunk wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>>> news:3Xednc-0HfNdowP0nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:Fb6cnUlKPc3YugP0nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) >>>>>>>>> wrote in news:Olydnc5sHNKJHx70nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com: >>>>>>>>>
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Rudy Canoza wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
That's a booger!
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=696787615#696787615 >>>>>>>>>
Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
a habit he can't seem to let go
the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
Inspiring poem, Rudy!
So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an Afghan >>>>>>>>> Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would constitute >>>>>>>>> a considerable intellectual decline.
His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
Baked, boiled or fried?
Rotted and puked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little
consequence to you, because your poems don't have a literary >>>>>>>>> basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a >>>>>>>>> clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from Pendragon
Ah, the Black Heart disease. Was Will Donkey responsible for the >>>>>>>>> Great Potato Famine?
That's just a vicious rumor.
It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he ate up >>>>>>>>> all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle Houses. For >>>>>>>>> nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat their >>>>>>>>> waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's waited for a >>>>>>>>> new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive.
Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus If" >>>>>>>>> Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash browns to >>>>>>>>> thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air fryer). >>>>>>>>> Then he ate all the waffles. Then he ate Jordy's Uncle.
After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his nose for >>>>>>>>> dessert.
That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red and green >>>>>>>>> sauce.
It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of Dreckery. >>>>>>>>>
Scandalous!
Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
If you're looking for some super unethical things that Dreckweasel posted
about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated with, the group
to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of sleaze. >>>>>>>
Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
A Donkey can look and not touch, though.
Theoretically. However, Donkeys aren't known for exercising self-restraint.
Maybe Will Donkey has written a poem and song about his bountiful daughter? "Tongue and Groove."
I couldn't find the song, but I was able to find a commercial jingle:
"Worms and blowjobs that's our game
That's our game
That's our game.
Worms and blowjobs that's our game
Donkeytits Emporium."
*He appears to have been strongly influenced by a song from an episode of "Cheers."
Why does the donkey thatrCOs wearing overalls have holes in the knees of the fabric??
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>> news:3Xednc-0HfNdowP0nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>>> news:Fb6cnUlKPc3YugP0nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene)
wrote in news:Olydnc5sHNKJHx70nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Rudy Canoza wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
That's a booger!
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=696787615#696787615
Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
a habit he can't seem to let go
the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
Inspiring poem, Rudy!
So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an Afghan
Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would constitute >>>>>>>> a considerable intellectual decline.
His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
Baked, boiled or fried?
Rotted and puked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little
consequence to you, because your poems don't have a literary
basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a >>>>>>>> clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from Pendragon
Ah, the Black Heart disease. Was Will Donkey responsible for the >>>>>>>> Great Potato Famine?
That's just a vicious rumor.
It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he ate up >>>>>>>> all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle Houses. For
nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat their
waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's waited for a >>>>>>>> new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive.
Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus If"
Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash browns to >>>>>>>> thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air fryer). >>>>>>>> Then he ate all the waffles. Then he ate Jordy's Uncle.
After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his nose for >>>>>>>> dessert.
That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red and green >>>>>>>> sauce.
It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of Dreckery.
Scandalous!
Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
If you're looking for some super unethical things that Dreckweasel posted
about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated with, the group
to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of sleaze.
Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
A Donkey can look and not touch, though.
Theoretically. However, Donkeys aren't known for exercising self-restraint.
Maybe Will Donkey has written a poem and song about his bountiful daughter? "Tongue and Groove."
I couldn't find the song, but I was able to find a commercial jingle:
"Worms and blowjobs that's our game
That's our game
That's our game.
Worms and blowjobs that's our game
Donkeytits Emporium."
*He appears to have been strongly influenced by a song from an episode of "Cheers."
MummyChunk wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>>> news:3Xednc-0HfNdowP0nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:Fb6cnUlKPc3YugP0nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) >>>>>>>>> wrote in news:Olydnc5sHNKJHx70nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com: >>>>>>>>>
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Rudy Canoza wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
That's a booger!
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=696787615#696787615 >>>>>>>>>
Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
a habit he can't seem to let go
the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
Inspiring poem, Rudy!
So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an Afghan >>>>>>>>> Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would constitute >>>>>>>>> a considerable intellectual decline.
His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
Baked, boiled or fried?
Rotted and puked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little
consequence to you, because your poems don't have a literary >>>>>>>>> basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a >>>>>>>>> clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from Pendragon
Ah, the Black Heart disease. Was Will Donkey responsible for the >>>>>>>>> Great Potato Famine?
That's just a vicious rumor.
It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he ate up >>>>>>>>> all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle Houses. For >>>>>>>>> nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat their >>>>>>>>> waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's waited for a >>>>>>>>> new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive.
Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus If" >>>>>>>>> Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash browns to >>>>>>>>> thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air fryer). >>>>>>>>> Then he ate all the waffles. Then he ate Jordy's Uncle.
After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his nose for >>>>>>>>> dessert.
That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red and green >>>>>>>>> sauce.
It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of Dreckery. >>>>>>>>>
Scandalous!
Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
If you're looking for some super unethical things that Dreckweasel posted
about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated with, the group
to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of sleaze. >>>>>>>
Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
A Donkey can look and not touch, though.
Theoretically. However, Donkeys aren't known for exercising self-restraint.
Maybe Will Donkey has written a poem and song about his bountiful daughter? "Tongue and Groove."
I couldn't find the song, but I was able to find a commercial jingle:
"Worms and blowjobs that's our game
That's our game
That's our game.
Worms and blowjobs that's our game
Donkeytits Emporium."
*He appears to have been strongly influenced by a song from an episode of "Cheers."
Why does the donkey thatrCOs wearing overalls have holes in the knees of the fabric??
HarryLime wrote:
MummyChunk wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:3Xednc-0HfNdowP0nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:Fb6cnUlKPc3YugP0nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) >>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:Olydnc5sHNKJHx70nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com: >>>>>>>>>>
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Rudy Canoza wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
That's a booger!
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=696787615#696787615 >>>>>>>>>>
Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
a habit he can't seem to let go
the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
Inspiring poem, Rudy!
So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an Afghan >>>>>>>>>> Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would constitute >>>>>>>>>> a considerable intellectual decline.
His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
Baked, boiled or fried?
Rotted and puked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little
consequence to you, because your poems don't have a literary >>>>>>>>>> basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a >>>>>>>>>> clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >>>>>>>>>> another asskicking from Pendragon
Ah, the Black Heart disease. Was Will Donkey responsible for the >>>>>>>>>> Great Potato Famine?
That's just a vicious rumor.
It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he ate up >>>>>>>>>> all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle Houses. For >>>>>>>>>> nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat their >>>>>>>>>> waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's waited for a >>>>>>>>>> new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive.
Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus If" >>>>>>>>>> Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash browns to >>>>>>>>>> thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air fryer). >>>>>>>>>> Then he ate all the waffles. Then he ate Jordy's Uncle.
After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his nose for >>>>>>>>>> dessert.
That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red and green >>>>>>>>>> sauce.
It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of Dreckery. >>>>>>>>>>
Scandalous!
Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
If you're looking for some super unethical things that Dreckweasel posted
about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated with, the group
to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of sleaze. >>>>>>>>
Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
A Donkey can look and not touch, though.
Theoretically. However, Donkeys aren't known for exercising self-restraint.
Maybe Will Donkey has written a poem and song about his bountiful daughter? "Tongue and Groove."
I couldn't find the song, but I was able to find a commercial jingle:
"Worms and blowjobs that's our game
That's our game
That's our game.
Worms and blowjobs that's our game
Donkeytits Emporium."
*He appears to have been strongly influenced by a song from an episode of "Cheers."
Why does the donkey thatrCOs wearing overalls have holes in the knees of the fabric??
The Donkey (whose name is "Will," btw) is dirt poor and only owns one pair of pants (his overalls). They tend to get worn, torn, dirtied, and patched over time. He also owns a single flannel shirt and a knit cap that he inherited from his brother, DirtNap Dave.
His Emporium, Bait Store, and Bo'dello may look impressive (by Columbus standards), but it doesn't get a lot of business. And, as per the local customs in those parts, many of their patrons barter goods for services.
As a consequence of this (and his aversion to finding a job), Will Donkey lives in a dilapidated shed, and is reduced to filching tips off of the tables at LeGents (a local bar he frequents) in order to buy waffles. (He also has been known to go dumpster diving when necessary.)
This lack of income accounts for his having only one set of... distressed... clothes.
HarryLime wrote:
MummyChunk wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) >>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:3Xednc-0HfNdowP0nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com: >>>>>>>>>>
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) >>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:Fb6cnUlKPc3YugP0nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com: >>>>>>>>>>>
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) >>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:Olydnc5sHNKJHx70nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com: >>>>>>>>>>>
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Rudy Canoza wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
That's a booger!
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=696787615#696787615 >>>>>>>>>>>
Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
a habit he can't seem to let go
the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
Inspiring poem, Rudy!
So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an Afghan >>>>>>>>>>> Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would
constitute a considerable intellectual decline.
His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
Baked, boiled or fried?
Rotted and puked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little >>>>>>>>>>> consequence to you, because your poems don't have a literary >>>>>>>>>>> basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't >>>>>>>>>>> got a clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag >>>>>>>>>>> gets another asskicking from Pendragon
Ah, the Black Heart disease. Was Will Donkey responsible >>>>>>>>>>> for the Great Potato Famine?
That's just a vicious rumor.
It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he >>>>>>>>>>> ate up all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle >>>>>>>>>>> Houses. For nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced >>>>>>>>>>> to eat their waffles without hash browns while the Waffle >>>>>>>>>>> House's waited for a new shipment of frozen hash browns to >>>>>>>>>>> arrive.
Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus >>>>>>>>>>> If" Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash >>>>>>>>>>> browns to thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an
internal air fryer). Then he ate all the waffles. Then he >>>>>>>>>>> ate Jordy's Uncle.
After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his >>>>>>>>>>> nose for dessert.
That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red >>>>>>>>>>> and green sauce.
It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of
Dreckery.
Scandalous!
Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
If you're looking for some super unethical things that
Dreckweasel posted about and the similar kind of scum he's >>>>>>>>>> always associated with, the group to search is
alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of
sleaze.
Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We
assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the >>>>>>>>> pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah
Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did
to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
A Donkey can look and not touch, though.
Theoretically. However, Donkeys aren't known for exercising
self-restraint.
Maybe Will Donkey has written a poem and song about his bountiful
daughter? "Tongue and Groove."
I couldn't find the song, but I was able to find a commercial
jingle:
"Worms and blowjobs that's our game
That's our game
That's our game.
Worms and blowjobs that's our game
Donkeytits Emporium."
*He appears to have been strongly influenced by a song from an
episode of "Cheers."
Why does the donkey thatrCOs wearing overalls have holes in the
knees of the fabric??
The Donkey (whose name is "Will," btw) is dirt poor and only owns one
pair of pants (his overalls). They tend to get worn, torn, dirtied,
and patched over time. He also owns a single flannel shirt and a
knit cap that he inherited from his brother, DirtNap Dave.
His Emporium, Bait Store, and Bo'dello may look impressive (by
Columbus standards), but it doesn't get a lot of business. And, as
per the local customs in those parts, many of their patrons barter
goods for services.
As a consequence of this (and his aversion to finding a job), Will
Donkey lives in a dilapidated shed, and is reduced to filching tips
off of the tables at LeGents (a local bar he frequents) in order to
buy waffles. (He also has been known to go dumpster diving when
necessary.)
This lack of income accounts for his having only one set of...
distressed... clothes.
Nonsense--we all know why the knees on Will Donkey's pants are worn
out. Let's be adults here.
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
MummyChunk wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:3Xednc-0HfNdowP0nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:Fb6cnUlKPc3YugP0nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) >>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:Olydnc5sHNKJHx70nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com: >>>>>>>>>>>
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Rudy Canoza wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
That's a booger!
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=696787615#696787615 >>>>>>>>>>>
Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
a habit he can't seem to let go
the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
Inspiring poem, Rudy!
So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an Afghan >>>>>>>>>>> Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would constitute >>>>>>>>>>> a considerable intellectual decline.
His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
Baked, boiled or fried?
Rotted and puked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little >>>>>>>>>>> consequence to you, because your poems don't have a literary >>>>>>>>>>> basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a >>>>>>>>>>> clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >>>>>>>>>>> another asskicking from Pendragon
Ah, the Black Heart disease. Was Will Donkey responsible for the >>>>>>>>>>> Great Potato Famine?
That's just a vicious rumor.
It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he ate up >>>>>>>>>>> all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle Houses. For >>>>>>>>>>> nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat their >>>>>>>>>>> waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's waited for a >>>>>>>>>>> new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive.
Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus If" >>>>>>>>>>> Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash browns to >>>>>>>>>>> thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air fryer). >>>>>>>>>>> Then he ate all the waffles. Then he ate Jordy's Uncle. >>>>>>>>>>>
After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his nose for >>>>>>>>>>> dessert.
That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red and green >>>>>>>>>>> sauce.
It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of Dreckery. >>>>>>>>>>>
Scandalous!
Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
If you're looking for some super unethical things that Dreckweasel posted
about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated with, the group
to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of sleaze. >>>>>>>>>
Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
A Donkey can look and not touch, though.
Theoretically. However, Donkeys aren't known for exercising self-restraint.
Maybe Will Donkey has written a poem and song about his bountiful daughter? "Tongue and Groove."
I couldn't find the song, but I was able to find a commercial jingle:
"Worms and blowjobs that's our game
That's our game
That's our game.
Worms and blowjobs that's our game
Donkeytits Emporium."
*He appears to have been strongly influenced by a song from an episode of "Cheers."
Why does the donkey thatrCOs wearing overalls have holes in the knees of the fabric??
The Donkey (whose name is "Will," btw) is dirt poor and only owns one pair of pants (his overalls). They tend to get worn, torn, dirtied, and patched over time. He also owns a single flannel shirt and a knit cap that he inherited from his brother, DirtNap Dave.
His Emporium, Bait Store, and Bo'dello may look impressive (by Columbus standards), but it doesn't get a lot of business. And, as per the local customs in those parts, many of their patrons barter goods for services.
As a consequence of this (and his aversion to finding a job), Will Donkey lives in a dilapidated shed, and is reduced to filching tips off of the tables at LeGents (a local bar he frequents) in order to buy waffles. (He also has been known to go dumpster diving when necessary.)
This lack of income accounts for his having only one set of... distressed... clothes.
Nonsense--we all know why the knees on Will Donkey's pants are worn out. Let's be adults here.
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
MummyChunk wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:3Xednc-0HfNdowP0nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:Fb6cnUlKPc3YugP0nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:Olydnc5sHNKJHx70nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com: >>>>>>>>>>>>
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
Rudy Canoza wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
That's a booger!
View the attachments for this post at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=696787615#696787615 >>>>>>>>>>>>
Will the nose-picking donkey, head held low
dig deep for treasures of a slimy kind
a habit he can't seem to let go
the other donkeys snicker, Oh you know
he'll find a gold nugget or peace of mind
Will the nose-picking donkey head held low
Inspiring poem, Rudy!
So that's what happened to the Donkey's brain!
To be fair, Will Donkey was born with the brain of an Afghan >>>>>>>>>>>> Hound (Mildred was known to stray).
Even having begun life with an Afghan level IQ would constitute >>>>>>>>>>>> a considerable intellectual decline.
His current IQ is commensurate to that of a potato.
Baked, boiled or fried?
Rotted and puked up.
--
"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little >>>>>>>>>>>> consequence to you, because your poems don't have a literary >>>>>>>>>>>> basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a >>>>>>>>>>>> clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >>>>>>>>>>>> another asskicking from Pendragon
Ah, the Black Heart disease. Was Will Donkey responsible for the >>>>>>>>>>>> Great Potato Famine?
That's just a vicious rumor.
It appears to have been based on the 2022 incident when he ate up >>>>>>>>>>>> all of the hash browns at six of the local Waffle Houses. For >>>>>>>>>>>> nearly two weeks, Columbus residents were forced to eat their >>>>>>>>>>>> waffles without hash browns while the Waffle House's waited for a >>>>>>>>>>>> new shipment of frozen hash browns to arrive.
Yes, that was in the "You're Probably a Loser in Columbus If" >>>>>>>>>>>> Facebook. Will Donkey didn't even wait for the hash browns to >>>>>>>>>>>> thaw--he ate them frozen and raw (he has an internal air fryer). >>>>>>>>>>>> Then he ate all the waffles. Then he ate Jordy's Uncle. >>>>>>>>>>>>
After which he picked a neon green, slimy booger from his nose for >>>>>>>>>>>> dessert.
That was the digested Jordy's Uncle coming out in the red and green
sauce.
It's the biggest coverup since the Benders troll of Dreckery. >>>>>>>>>>>>
Scandalous!
Uncle Jordy liked being boned.
If you're looking for some super unethical things that Dreckweasel posted
about and the similar kind of scum he's always associated with, the group
to search is alt.pizza.delivery-drivers.
It's a hoot. The Parnello's Pizza era is a gold mine of sleaze. >>>>>>>>>>
Will Donkey found his partner in lowlifery in Parnello. We assume that Will Donkey did unspeakably shitty things to the pizza, as the hit song chronicles. Was there a Sarah Donkeytits pizza, which was low-cut and doughy?
Let's hope not. Otherwise some of the things Will Donkey did to the pizzas he delivered would qualify as incest.
A Donkey can look and not touch, though.
Theoretically. However, Donkeys aren't known for exercising self-restraint.
Maybe Will Donkey has written a poem and song about his bountiful daughter? "Tongue and Groove."
I couldn't find the song, but I was able to find a commercial jingle: >>>>>
"Worms and blowjobs that's our game
That's our game
That's our game.
Worms and blowjobs that's our game
Donkeytits Emporium."
*He appears to have been strongly influenced by a song from an episode of "Cheers."
Why does the donkey thatrCOs wearing overalls have holes in the knees of the fabric??
The Donkey (whose name is "Will," btw) is dirt poor and only owns one pair of pants (his overalls). They tend to get worn, torn, dirtied, and patched over time. He also owns a single flannel shirt and a knit cap that he inherited from his brother, DirtNap Dave.
His Emporium, Bait Store, and Bo'dello may look impressive (by Columbus standards), but it doesn't get a lot of business. And, as per the local customs in those parts, many of their patrons barter goods for services.
As a consequence of this (and his aversion to finding a job), Will Donkey lives in a dilapidated shed, and is reduced to filching tips off of the tables at LeGents (a local bar he frequents) in order to buy waffles. (He also has been known to go dumpster diving when necessary.)
This lack of income accounts for his having only one set of... distressed... clothes.
Nonsense--we all know why the knees on Will Donkey's pants are worn out. Let's be adults here.
I take it you're not referring to excessive prayer.
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