• Re: Douchebag Willie - Deadbeat Dad of the Year.

    From Pete Tuttle@pmt777@yahoo.com to alt.arts.poetry.comments,alt.idiot.will-dockery,alt.deadbeat-daddy.little-willie-douchebag on Sun Jan 11 09:27:33 2026
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    In article <XnsB3AF872BDC3EAPantyheadPoorHouse@157.180.91.226>, cujo@petitmorte.net says...

    Rudy Canoza <rudy.can@jllkone.not> wrote in news:187f4673f4578023$5364$127577$70dd7a6b@news.thecubenet.com:

    HarryLime wrote:
    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
    news:TwGdnfLqPKq1juD1nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Oh, here comes Douchebag Willie, deadbeat dad of the year,
    By "dad duty," he means just showing up with a beer.
    But when the kid needs him, hern?s lost in a fog,
    Thatrn?s right, the king of no-shows, the absentee dog.
    Hern?s a ghost in the crib, a myth on the phone,
    Deadbeat dad legend, forever alone.

    PS: Cujo rules, Douchebag Willie drools.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure
    sign that
    you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag, AKA
    "The douchebag's douchebag", gets yet another asskicking from
    Pendragon.



    Will mistook "dad duty" for "dad doody," and accordingly did shit for
    his offspring.


    View the attachments for this post at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=692893734#692893734


    The only thing Will Donkey ever carried out successfully is disappointment.

    alt.idiot.will-dockery, -and-
    alt.deadbeat-daddy.little-willie-douchebag added.

    DEADBEAT DADDY DOUCHEBAG BUMP! DEADBEAT DADDY DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
    DEADBEAT DADDY DOUCHEBAG BUMP! DEADBEAT DADDY DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
    DEADBEAT DADDY DOUCHEBAG BUMP! DEADBEAT DADDY DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
    DEADBEAT DADDY DOUCHEBAG BUMP! DEADBEAT DADDY DOUCHEBAG BUMP!

    Douchebag!


    LOL!
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Jan 11 11:54:19 2026
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:ZXSdnU3sKbk1oqr0nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Rudy Canoza wrote:
    HarryLime wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
    news:TwGdnfLqPKq1juD1nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Oh, here comes Douchebag Willie, deadbeat dad of the year,
    By "dad duty," he means just showing up with a beer.
    But when the kid needs him, herCOs lost in a fog,
    ThatrCOs right, the king of no-shows, the absentee dog.
    HerCOs a ghost in the crib, a myth on the phone,
    Deadbeat dad legend, forever alone.

    PS: Cujo rules, Douchebag Willie drools.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure
    sign that
    you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag, AKA
    "The douchebag's douchebag", gets yet another asskicking from
    Pendragon.



    Will mistook "dad duty" for "dad doody," and accordingly did sh*t
    for his offspring.


    View the attachments for this post at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=692893734#692893734




    The only thing Will Donkey ever carried out successfully is
    disappointment.

    alt.idiot.will-dockery, -and-
    alt.deadbeat-daddy.little-willie-douchebag added.



    All three have lost in the life game. That's not unexpected. The
    grandchildren and great-granddaughter bastard are carrying on the
    losing tradition. Columbus, where people go to fail.



    Columbus: Where the Zorro blows and picks his nose.


    Columbus: Where people are expected and encouraged to fail.


    This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=692885930#692885930
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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Jan 11 18:05:16 2026
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:P8GcnXtwK44zSv70nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
    news:ZXSdnU3sKbk1oqr0nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Rudy Canoza wrote:
    HarryLime wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
    news:TwGdnfLqPKq1juD1nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Oh, here comes Douchebag Willie, deadbeat dad of the year,
    By "dad duty," he means just showing up with a beer.
    But when the kid needs him, herCOs lost in a fog,
    ThatrCOs right, the king of no-shows, the absentee dog.
    HerCOs a ghost in the crib, a myth on the phone,
    Deadbeat dad legend, forever alone.

    PS: Cujo rules, Douchebag Willie drools.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure
    sign that
    you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag, AKA
    "The douchebag's douchebag", gets yet another asskicking from
    Pendragon.



    Will mistook "dad duty" for "dad doody," and accordingly did sh*t
    for his offspring.


    View the attachments for this post at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=692893734#692893734




    The only thing Will Donkey ever carried out successfully is
    disappointment.

    alt.idiot.will-dockery, -and-
    alt.deadbeat-daddy.little-willie-douchebag added.



    All three have lost in the life game. That's not unexpected. The
    grandchildren and great-granddaughter bastard are carrying on the
    losing tradition. Columbus, where people go to fail.



    Columbus: Where the Zorro blows and picks his nose.


    Columbus: Where people are expected and encouraged to fail.

    Columbus: Where the shitkickers meet to pick their feet.
    --
    "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
    Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
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  • From nancygene.andjayme@nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Jan 11 15:03:00 2026
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:P8GcnXtwK44zSv70nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
    news:ZXSdnU3sKbk1oqr0nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Rudy Canoza wrote:
    HarryLime wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
    news:TwGdnfLqPKq1juD1nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Oh, here comes Douchebag Willie, deadbeat dad of the year,
    By "dad duty," he means just showing up with a beer.
    But when the kid needs him, herCOs lost in a fog,
    ThatrCOs right, the king of no-shows, the absentee dog.
    HerCOs a ghost in the crib, a myth on the phone,
    Deadbeat dad legend, forever alone.

    PS: Cujo rules, Douchebag Willie drools.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure
    sign that
    you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag, AKA
    "The douchebag's douchebag", gets yet another asskicking from
    Pendragon.



    Will mistook "dad duty" for "dad doody," and accordingly did sh*t
    for his offspring.


    View the attachments for this post at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=692893734#692893734




    The only thing Will Donkey ever carried out successfully is
    disappointment.

    alt.idiot.will-dockery, -and-
    alt.deadbeat-daddy.little-willie-douchebag added.



    All three have lost in the life game. That's not unexpected. The
    grandchildren and great-granddaughter bastard are carrying on the
    losing tradition. Columbus, where people go to fail.



    Columbus: Where the Zorro blows and picks his nose.


    Columbus: Where people are expected and encouraged to fail.



    Columbus: Where the shitkickers meet to pick their feet.


    --
    "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon



    Columbus: Where no tit goes uncovered.


    This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=692885930#692885930
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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun Jan 11 20:52:45 2026
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    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in news:rbOcnVu89YFTnvn0nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
    news:P8GcnXtwK44zSv70nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
    news:ZXSdnU3sKbk1oqr0nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:


    Rudy Canoza wrote:
    HarryLime wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    will.dockery@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (Will-Dockery) wrote in
    news:TwGdnfLqPKq1juD1nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com:

    Oh, here comes Douchebag Willie, deadbeat dad of the year,
    By "dad duty," he means just showing up with a beer.
    But when the kid needs him, herCOs lost in a fog,
    ThatrCOs right, the king of no-shows, the absentee dog.
    HerCOs a ghost in the crib, a myth on the phone,
    Deadbeat dad legend, forever alone.

    PS: Cujo rules, Douchebag Willie drools.

    --
    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure
    sign that
    you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag, AKA
    "The douchebag's douchebag", gets yet another asskicking from
    Pendragon.



    Will mistook "dad duty" for "dad doody," and accordingly did sh*t
    for his offspring.


    View the attachments for this post at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=692893734#692893734




    The only thing Will Donkey ever carried out successfully is
    disappointment.

    alt.idiot.will-dockery, -and-
    alt.deadbeat-daddy.little-willie-douchebag added.



    All three have lost in the life game. That's not unexpected. The
    grandchildren and great-granddaughter bastard are carrying on the
    losing tradition. Columbus, where people go to fail.



    Columbus: Where the Zorro blows and picks his nose.

    Columbus: Where people are expected and encouraged to fail.

    Columbus: Where the shitkickers meet to pick their feet.

    Columbus: Where no tit goes uncovered.

    Columbus: Where talent is only a rumor.
    --
    "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
    Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
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