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From ReK2 Hispagatos@rek2@usenet_reborn.tui to alt.2600,alt.2600.madrid,hispagatos.talk on Fri Oct 17 16:00:46 2025

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A simple recreation of the albanian virus meme
- https://github.com/2kool4idkwhat/albanian-virus

Happy Hacking
ReK2
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From usenoob@usenoob@mail.invalid to alt.2600,alt.2600.madrid,hispagatos.talk on Mon Oct 20 01:20:47 2025

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On Fri, 17 Oct 2025 16:00:46 -0000 (UTC), ReK2 Hispagatos wrote:

A simple recreation of the albanian virus meme - https://github.com/2kool4idkwhat/albanian-virus

Happy Hacking ReK2

Added Linux/GTK support. Feel free to push, no credit needed.

/**
* Build for Windows using Zig:
* zig cc albanian-virus.c -target x86_64-windows-gnu -o virus.exe
* Build for Linux using GCC and GTK 3 development libraries:
* gcc -o virus albanian-virus.c $(pkg-config --cflags --libs gtk+-3.0)
*/

#ifdef _WIN32
#define WIN32_LEAN_AND_MEAN
#include <windows.h>
#else
#include <gtk/gtk.h>
#endif

const char *title = "Virus Alert !";
const char *body = "Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor " "technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your "
"computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files "
"yourself and then forward me to other users. Many thanks for your " "cooperation! Best regards,Albanian virus";

int main() {
#ifdef _WIN32
MessageBox(NULL, message, title,
MB_ICONERROR | MB_YESNOCANCEL | MB_DEFBUTTON1);
#else
if(!gtk_init_check(NULL, NULL)) return 0;

GtkWidget* dialog = gtk_message_dialog_new(NULL,
GTK_DIALOG_MODAL | GTK_DIALOG_DESTROY_WITH_PARENT,
GTK_MESSAGE_ERROR, GTK_BUTTONS_NONE, "%s", body);
gtk_window_set_title(GTK_WINDOW(dialog), title);
gtk_dialog_add_buttons(GTK_DIALOG(dialog),
"Yes", 0, "No", 1, "Cancel", 2, NULL);

gint result = gtk_dialog_run(GTK_DIALOG(dialog));
gtk_widget_destroy(dialog);
#endif
return 0;
}
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From r4dnRd@r4dnRd@usenet_reborn.tui to alt.2600,alt.2600.madrid,hispagatos.talk on Mon Oct 20 20:29:47 2025

From Newsgroup: alt.2600

[in reply to r4dnRd <r4dnRd@usenet_reborn.tui>]

On Fri, 17 Oct 2025 16:00:46 -0000 (UTC), ReK2 Hispagatos wrote:

A simple recreation of the albanian virus meme - https://github.com/2kool4idkwhat/albanian-virus

Happy Hacking ReK2

Added Linux/GTK support. Feel free to push, no credit needed.

/**
* Build for Windows using Zig:
* zig cc albanian-virus.c -target x86_64-windows-gnu -o virus.exe
* Build for Linux using GCC and GTK 3 development libraries:
* gcc -o virus albanian-virus.c $(pkg-config --cflags --libs gtk+-3.0)
*/

#ifdef _WIN32
#define WIN32_LEAN_AND_MEAN
#include <windows.h>
#else
#include <gtk/gtk.h>
#endif

const char *title = "Virus Alert !";
const char *body = "Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor " "technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your " "computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files " "yourself and then forward me to other users. Many thanks for your " "cooperation! Best regards,Albanian virus";

int main() {
#ifdef _WIN32
MessageBox(NULL, message, title,
MB_ICONERROR | MB_YESNOCANCEL | MB_DEFBUTTON1);
#else
if(!gtk_init_check(NULL, NULL)) return 0;

GtkWidget* dialog = gtk_message_dialog_new(NULL,
GTK_DIALOG_MODAL | GTK_DIALOG_DESTROY_WITH_PARENT,
GTK_MESSAGE_ERROR, GTK_BUTTONS_NONE, "%s", body);
gtk_window_set_title(GTK_WINDOW(dialog), title);
gtk_dialog_add_buttons(GTK_DIALOG(dialog),
"Yes", 0, "No", 1, "Cancel", 2, NULL);

gint result = gtk_dialog_run(GTK_DIALOG(dialog));
gtk_widget_destroy(dialog);
#endif
return 0;
}

Now it is ironically hard to believe Albanian programmers can link this
program with Gtk libraries if they cannot write programs that delete
files. XD XD

Mmiiaauu!
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Nevermind i he might be coding all night...
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From usenoob@usenoob@mail.invalid to alt.2600,alt.2600.madrid,hispagatos.talk on Tue Oct 21 06:32:04 2025

From Newsgroup: alt.2600

On Mon, 20 Oct 2025 20:29:47 -0000 (UTC), r4dnRd wrote:

[in reply to r4dnRd <r4dnRd@usenet_reborn.tui>]

On Fri, 17 Oct 2025 16:00:46 -0000 (UTC), ReK2 Hispagatos wrote:

A simple recreation of the albanian virus meme -
https://github.com/2kool4idkwhat/albanian-virus

Happy Hacking ReK2

Added Linux/GTK support. Feel free to push, no credit needed.

/**
* Build for Windows using Zig:
* zig cc albanian-virus.c -target x86_64-windows-gnu -o virus.exe *
Build for Linux using GCC and GTK 3 development libraries:
* gcc -o virus albanian-virus.c $(pkg-config --cflags --libs gtk+-3.0)
*/

#ifdef _WIN32
#define WIN32_LEAN_AND_MEAN #include <windows.h>
#else
#include <gtk/gtk.h>
#endif

const char *title = "Virus Alert !";
const char *body = "Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor "
"technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your "
"computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files "
"yourself and then forward me to other users. Many thanks for your "
"cooperation! Best regards,Albanian virus";

int main() {
#ifdef _WIN32
MessageBox(NULL, message, title,
MB_ICONERROR | MB_YESNOCANCEL | MB_DEFBUTTON1);
#else
if(!gtk_init_check(NULL, NULL)) return 0;

GtkWidget* dialog = gtk_message_dialog_new(NULL,
GTK_DIALOG_MODAL | GTK_DIALOG_DESTROY_WITH_PARENT,
GTK_MESSAGE_ERROR, GTK_BUTTONS_NONE, "%s", body);
gtk_window_set_title(GTK_WINDOW(dialog), title);
gtk_dialog_add_buttons(GTK_DIALOG(dialog),
"Yes", 0, "No", 1, "Cancel", 2, NULL);

gint result = gtk_dialog_run(GTK_DIALOG(dialog));
gtk_widget_destroy(dialog);
#endif return 0;
}

Now it is ironically hard to believe Albanian programmers can link this program with Gtk libraries if they cannot write programs that delete
files. XD XD

Mmiiaauu!

Hi, I am a Linux hacker but because of poor education and limited time unfortunately I am unable to make useful software or understand irony.
Please be so kind to pretend a GTK+ program meticulously written to look
like a broken Windows program came about by accident rather than the
result of multiple squandered hours. Many thanks for your cooperation!
Best regards,Linux hacker
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From ReK2 Hispagatos@rek2@usenet_reborn.tui to alt.2600,alt.2600.madrid,hispagatos.talk on Fri Oct 24 17:58:19 2025

From Newsgroup: alt.2600

[in reply to ReK2 Hispagatos <rek2@usenet_reborn.tui>]

On Mon, 20 Oct 2025 20:29:47 -0000 (UTC), r4dnRd wrote:

[in reply to r4dnRd <r4dnRd@usenet_reborn.tui>]

On Fri, 17 Oct 2025 16:00:46 -0000 (UTC), ReK2 Hispagatos wrote:

A simple recreation of the albanian virus meme -
https://github.com/2kool4idkwhat/albanian-virus

Happy Hacking ReK2

Added Linux/GTK support. Feel free to push, no credit needed.

/**
* Build for Windows using Zig:
* zig cc albanian-virus.c -target x86_64-windows-gnu -o virus.exe *
Build for Linux using GCC and GTK 3 development libraries:
* gcc -o virus albanian-virus.c $(pkg-config --cflags --libs gtk+-3.0)
*/

#ifdef _WIN32
#define WIN32_LEAN_AND_MEAN #include <windows.h>
#else
#include <gtk/gtk.h>
#endif

const char *title = "Virus Alert !";
const char *body = "Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor "
"technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your "
"computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files "
"yourself and then forward me to other users. Many thanks for your "
"cooperation! Best regards,Albanian virus";

int main() {
#ifdef _WIN32
MessageBox(NULL, message, title,
MB_ICONERROR | MB_YESNOCANCEL | MB_DEFBUTTON1);
#else
if(!gtk_init_check(NULL, NULL)) return 0;

GtkWidget* dialog = gtk_message_dialog_new(NULL,
GTK_DIALOG_MODAL | GTK_DIALOG_DESTROY_WITH_PARENT,
GTK_MESSAGE_ERROR, GTK_BUTTONS_NONE, "%s", body);
gtk_window_set_title(GTK_WINDOW(dialog), title);
gtk_dialog_add_buttons(GTK_DIALOG(dialog),
"Yes", 0, "No", 1, "Cancel", 2, NULL);

gint result = gtk_dialog_run(GTK_DIALOG(dialog));
gtk_widget_destroy(dialog);
#endif return 0;
}

Now it is ironically hard to believe Albanian programmers can link this program with Gtk libraries if they cannot write programs that delete
files. XD XD

Mmiiaauu!

Hi, I am a Linux hacker but because of poor education and limited time unfortunately I am unable to make useful software or understand irony. Please be so kind to pretend a GTK+ program meticulously written to look like a broken Windows program came about by accident rather than the
result of multiple squandered hours. Many thanks for your cooperation!
Best regards,Linux hacker

LMAOx10000 !!!!

Happy Hacking
ReK2
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From ReK2 Hispagatos@rek2@usenet_reborn.tui to alt.2600,alt.2600.madrid,hispagatos.talk on Fri Oct 24 17:59:13 2025

From Newsgroup: alt.2600

[in reply to ReK2 Hispagatos <rek2@usenet_reborn.tui>]

On Fri, 17 Oct 2025 16:00:46 -0000 (UTC), ReK2 Hispagatos wrote:

A simple recreation of the albanian virus meme - https://github.com/2kool4idkwhat/albanian-virus

Happy Hacking ReK2

Added Linux/GTK support. Feel free to push, no credit needed.

/**
* Build for Windows using Zig:
* zig cc albanian-virus.c -target x86_64-windows-gnu -o virus.exe
* Build for Linux using GCC and GTK 3 development libraries:
* gcc -o virus albanian-virus.c $(pkg-config --cflags --libs gtk+-3.0)
*/

#ifdef _WIN32
#define WIN32_LEAN_AND_MEAN
#include <windows.h>
#else
#include <gtk/gtk.h>
#endif

const char *title = "Virus Alert !";
const char *body = "Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor " "technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your " "computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files " "yourself and then forward me to other users. Many thanks for your " "cooperation! Best regards,Albanian virus";

int main() {
#ifdef _WIN32
MessageBox(NULL, message, title,
MB_ICONERROR | MB_YESNOCANCEL | MB_DEFBUTTON1);
#else
if(!gtk_init_check(NULL, NULL)) return 0;

GtkWidget* dialog = gtk_message_dialog_new(NULL,
GTK_DIALOG_MODAL | GTK_DIALOG_DESTROY_WITH_PARENT,
GTK_MESSAGE_ERROR, GTK_BUTTONS_NONE, "%s", body);
gtk_window_set_title(GTK_WINDOW(dialog), title);
gtk_dialog_add_buttons(GTK_DIALOG(dialog),
"Yes", 0, "No", 1, "Cancel", 2, NULL);

gint result = gtk_dialog_run(GTK_DIALOG(dialog));
gtk_widget_destroy(dialog);
#endif
return 0;
}

Is not mine, someone on i2p shared it with me and I though it was hillarious.

Happy Hacking
ReK2
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