• Re: Oh, GOG.Com (Oct 2024 Ed)

    From candycanearter07@21:1/5 to Ant on Wed Oct 23 04:10:07 2024
    Ant <ant@zimage.comANT> wrote at 20:19 this Monday (GMT):
    Ditto.


    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    (cc customerservice@gog.com)

    Dear GOG,

    Please stop sending me emails with subject lines like
    "JXLBB22HMAAUDUDL8N expires in 24 HOURS". It's really annoying.

    It's not that I'm uninterested in those emails. If I were, I would
    unsubscribe. I _want_ to hear about your sales and the various
    discounts you're offering me. But that subject line is a real
    turn-off. It screams "spam" and "skeevy marketing tactics" and
    "corporate indifference to what people actually want" all in one. I
    never read those emails. They go directly to the junk bin. And it's
    all because of that stupid subject line.

    I know, I know; there's probably some guy in marketing who swears
    these subject lines are more effective. He insists that by keeping
    things mysterious with an indecipherable subject, you're forcing
    people to click through to the web-site and see what exciting deal
    they're getting, and that once they're there, customers are 16% more
    likely to buy, or something like that.

    But your no-DRM stance indicates you're more than just the bottom
    line; that you actually want to be a company with some morals and
    meaning. And these stupid, aggravating, annoying -and in my case,
    worthless- emails (since they're junked before I even see them) work
    contrary to your goals.

    So all I ask is that, in future, instead of seeing "RTBNJSDDGDFSADASDA
    expires in 24 hours", instead have a decipherable subject line like,
    "Your discount for Talos Principle expires in 24 hours". It humanizes
    you, annoys me less, gets through my spam filters, and may actually
    make me visit your web-site and buy the damn game.

    TL;DR: stop listening to the hacks in marketing. They're hated for a
    reason.


    Yours sincerely,

    A long-time and generally satisfied GOG.com customer

    Me.


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