• The real Jesus

    From John@megane.06@gmail.com to uk.religion.christian on Fri Jul 25 01:37:50 2025
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    I had a brief conversation with the real Jesus recently, he's working at
    Asda in their customer service department.

    Now before Ken (or anyone else) thinks I've gone completely off my
    rocker (which is probably true anyway!) the guy I was conversing with
    was called Imanuel (spelling correct) and I immediately thought of
    Isaiah 7:14

    It got me thinking, if the virgin (1) was to name her child Immanuel,
    why did Mary call her boy Jesus?. As is my way, I also read the
    surrounding verses to put it into context, and in my opinion it doesn't
    fit the narrative that this was a prophecy about the coming Messiah.

    Verse 10 says Ahaz should ask God for a sign (based on the previous 7
    verses?) and Ahaz refuses. God give him a sign regarding the virgin (1) (which can also mean maiden) who would give birth to a son who was to be called Immanuel. But verses 15 and 16 don't fit the narrative that this
    was Jesus.

    He shall eat curds and honey when he knows how to refuse the evil and
    choose the good. For before the boy knows how to refuse the evil and
    choose the good, the land whose two kings you dread will be ideserted.

    The rest of chapter 7 also appears to be a different timeline to that of Jesus.

    (1) It was translated as virgin in the Septuagint but the Hebrew is more likely to mean maiden or young woman.



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  • From Timreason@timreason@hotmail.co.uk to uk.religion.christian on Fri Jul 25 07:37:42 2025
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    On 25/07/2025 01:37, John wrote:
    I had a brief conversation with the real Jesus recently, he's working at Asda in their customer service department.

    Now before Ken (or anyone else) thinks I've gone completely off my
    rocker (which is probably true anyway!) the guy I was conversing with
    was called Imanuel (spelling correct) and I immediately thought of
    Isaiah 7:14

    It got me thinking, if the virgin (1) was to name her child Immanuel,
    why did Mary call her boy Jesus?.-a As is my way, I also read the surrounding verses to put it into context, and in my opinion it doesn't
    fit the narrative that this was a prophecy about the coming Messiah.

    Verse 10 says Ahaz should ask God for a sign (based on the previous 7 verses?) and Ahaz refuses.-a God give him a sign regarding the virgin (1) (which can also mean maiden) who would give birth to a son who was to be called Immanuel. But verses 15 and 16 don't fit the narrative that this
    was Jesus.

    He shall eat curds and honey when he knows how to refuse the evil and
    choose the good. For before the boy knows how to refuse the evil and
    choose the good, the land whose two kings you dread will be ideserted.

    The rest of chapter 7 also appears to be a different timeline to that of Jesus.

    (1) It was translated as virgin in the Septuagint but the Hebrew is more likely to mean maiden or young woman.


    Oh come on, we all know He was really called Brian!

    Tim.




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  • From Kendall K. Down@kendallkdown@googlemail.com to uk.religion.christian on Fri Jul 25 07:57:16 2025
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    On 25/07/2025 01:37, John wrote:

    I had a brief conversation with the real Jesus recently, he's working at Asda in their customer service department.

    He he. When I was at college there was a Spanish student literally
    called "Jesus" (only he pronounced it Hesus). The less reverent of my
    fellow students took great delight in yelling "Jesus" to attract his
    attention on every possible opportunity.
    It got me thinking, if the virgin (1) was to name her child Immanuel,
    why did Mary call her boy Jesus?

    You may remember that our Muslim friend made the same point. My personal feeling is that Jesus probably had multiple names. For example, all
    pharaohs have five names which appear to have been used in different situations or roles. In India people commonly had more than one name -
    and I'm not referring just to our first, second and surnames. A man
    might have a pet name used by family, an official name, a Hindu or
    Muslim name, a Christian name, the equivalent of our stage name, and so
    on. It could get very confusing.

    So I don't believe that "Immanuel" and "Jesus" was the problem that you
    seem to think.

    -a As is my way, I also read the
    surrounding verses to put it into context, and in my opinion it doesn't
    fit the narrative that this was a prophecy about the coming Messiah.

    The points you make about Ahaz are perfectly valid, but what you are forgetting is that the Bible wasn't written for you; it was written for
    a Middle Eastern people 2,300 years ago.

    I don't know whether you have ever read the book "Exodus"? In one of the
    later chapters it describes how the Jews in (I think) Safed invented a
    mortar which they called "Davidka" and which helped them in their
    struggle with the attacking Arabs. The thing went off with a terrifying
    noise and two local rabbis promptly looked for a Biblical reference: one declared that a verse in X+x+x+ which said "The Lord thundered from
    heaven" was obviously a prediction of the weapon whereas the other
    insisted that a verse in Y+y+y+ "The earth shook at the presence of the
    Lord" was the only possible prophecy. While the young Jews fought for
    their lives, the older ones in the yeshiva fought over which was the
    correct prophecy - yet you and I would say that neither had anything at
    all to do with a modern weapon!

    So by the principles of Biblical interpretation that you and I would
    follow the prophecy has nothing to do with the Messiah, to the early
    Jewish Christians it was as plain as the nose on your face.

    (1) It was translated as virgin in the Septuagint but the Hebrew is more likely to mean maiden or young woman.
    Well, our modern understanding of the Hebrew word does indeed mean
    nothing more than "young woman", but clearly the Jewish rabbis who
    translated the LXX understood the word to mean "virgin". (How Isaiah
    would have understood it I cannot say.) I am inclined to say that the
    rabbis probably knew their language better than the most expert of
    modern experts.

    Words do accumulate meanings beyond the actual meaning. For example, if
    you heard someone remark "She said it was her first time" you might well assume a sexual meaning to the expression, even though there is nothing obviously sexual in either "first" or "time".

    God bless,
    Kendall K. Down
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  • From John@megane.06@gmail.com to uk.religion.christian on Fri Jul 25 10:22:56 2025
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    On 25/07/2025 07:37, Timreason wrote:
    On 25/07/2025 01:37, John wrote:
    I had a brief conversation with the real Jesus recently, he's working
    at Asda in their customer service department.

    Now before Ken (or anyone else) thinks I've gone completely off my
    rocker (which is probably true anyway!) the guy I was conversing with
    was called Imanuel (spelling correct) and I immediately thought of
    Isaiah 7:14

    It got me thinking, if the virgin (1) was to name her child Immanuel,
    why did Mary call her boy Jesus?.-a As is my way, I also read the
    surrounding verses to put it into context, and in my opinion it
    doesn't fit the narrative that this was a prophecy about the coming
    Messiah.

    Oh come on, we all know He was really called Brian!

    Yeah, but we know Brian *wasn't* the Messiah

    (I still haven't seen the film, despite knowing about it for many years,
    I really do need to watch it at some point.



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  • From Timreason@timreason@hotmail.co.uk to uk.religion.christian on Fri Jul 25 14:32:05 2025
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    On 25/07/2025 10:22, John wrote:
    On 25/07/2025 07:37, Timreason wrote:


    Oh come on, we all know He was really called Brian!

    Yeah, but we know Brian *wasn't* the Messiah

    No, he was just a very naughty boy!


    (I still haven't seen the film, despite knowing about it for many years,
    I really do need to watch it at some point.


    I saw it years ago. But the Holy Grail was perhaps better, and of course
    I liked the sooth-sayer in that, who, when they asked his name, said;

    "There are some... who call me Tim."

    I've actually got a T-shirt with that on!

    Tim.




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  • From Kendall K. Down@kendallkdown@googlemail.com to uk.religion.christian on Sun Jul 27 17:08:03 2025
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    On 25/07/2025 10:22, John wrote:

    (I still haven't seen the film, despite knowing about it for many years,
    I really do need to watch it at some point.

    Neither have I, despite likewise, but I see no necessity for watching something which deliberately skirts the edges of blasphemy.

    God bless,
    Kendall K. Down
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