• Today's Google Doodle

    From Graham.@usenet@yopmail.com to uk.rec.sheds on Wed Sep 17 14:40:53 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds


    It's Learning the Quadratic Equation day.

    If ay ex squared plus bee ex plus cee equals nought, then, ex equals
    minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay
    cee ALL over too ay....Sir.

    I've no idea what that means, only that anyone couldn't recite it on
    Monday morning would be caned. If you were a boy. This was 1968,
    caneing girls was creepy.
    --
    Graham.

    %Profound_observation%
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  • From Andy Burns@usenet@andyburns.uk to uk.rec.sheds on Wed Sep 17 15:38:14 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    Graham. wrote:

    ex equals minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared
    minus four ay cee ALL over too ay
    Yeah, that was drilled into us AAW
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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Wed Sep 17 15:26:30 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 2025-09-17, Graham wrote:

    It's Learning the Quadratic Equation day.

    If ay ex squared plus bee ex plus cee equals nought, then, ex equals
    minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay
    cee ALL over too ay....Sir.

    I have never heard this, maybe finished by the time I went to school.

    I've no idea what that means, only that anyone couldn't recite it on
    Monday morning would be caned. If you were a boy. This was 1968,
    caneing girls was creepy.


    but some ended up liking it I bet
    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From Nicholas D. Richards@nicholas@salmiron.com to uk.rec.sheds on Wed Sep 17 18:56:10 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    In article <10aejv6$h5tn$2@solani.org>, Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid> on
    Wed, 17 Sep 2025 at 15:26:30 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote
    On 2025-09-17, Graham wrote:

    It's Learning the Quadratic Equation day.

    If ay ex squared plus bee ex plus cee equals nought, then, ex equals
    minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay
    cee ALL over too ay....Sir.

    I have never heard this, maybe finished by the time I went to school.

    You did not do 'O' level maffs? I could and did use the formula,
    sometimes for real life problems but I could never really get my head
    around a negative length of a triangle side or am I getting confused
    with a different formula. Well it is more than 50+ (hang on that should
    be 60+) ago.

    I've no idea what that means, only that anyone couldn't recite it on
    Monday morning would be caned. If you were a boy. This was 1968,
    caneing girls was creepy.

    Really? By nineteen fifty mumble mumble to death at my state school
    failing to learn never earned you a serious case of the wackford sqeers. Breaking skool rools in a serious way could earn you GBH.


    but some ended up liking it I bet

    AYE, that was the danger to society at large.
    --
    0sterc@tcher -

    "O* sont les neiges d'antan?"
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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Thu Sep 18 05:10:18 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 2025-09-17, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
    In article <10aejv6$h5tn$2@solani.org>, Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid> on
    Wed, 17 Sep 2025 at 15:26:30 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote
    On 2025-09-17, Graham wrote:

    It's Learning the Quadratic Equation day.

    If ay ex squared plus bee ex plus cee equals nought, then, ex equals
    minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay
    cee ALL over too ay....Sir.

    I have never heard this, maybe finished by the time I went to school.

    You did not do 'O' level maffs? I could and did use the formula,
    sometimes for real life problems but I could never really get my head
    around a negative length of a triangle side or am I getting confused
    with a different formula. Well it is more than 50+ (hang on that should
    be 60+) ago.

    I did do maffs and enjoyed it but *only* 40 years ago. I still don't remember this but to be fair I may have just forgotten it.
    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Thu Sep 18 05:18:34 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 2025-09-17, Graham wrote:
    On Wed, 17 Sep 2025 15:26:30 -0000 (UTC), Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid>
    wrote:

    On 2025-09-17, Graham wrote:

    It's Learning the Quadratic Equation day.

    If ay ex squared plus bee ex plus cee equals nought, then, ex equals
    minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay
    cee ALL over too ay....Sir.

    I have never heard this, maybe finished by the time I went to school.

    I've no idea what that means, only that anyone couldn't recite it on
    Monday morning would be caned. If you were a boy. This was 1968,
    caneing girls was creepy.


    but some ended up liking it I bet


    Outwith the Headmaster's study, it was ad hoc, and with an instrument commensurate with the teachers portfolio. So the PE teacher used one
    of his size 13 pumps, Woodwork length of 2 X 1.
    Only the Headmaster entered his beatings into a Punishment Book and
    used a trasitional leather tawse (this wasn't Scotland).


    Our teachers passed us straight to the headmaster, I have no idea if these were logged in a book, I was never caught being naughty so only heard what happened. My older sister had first hand knowledge but I never trusted anything she said. :-)
    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From Peter@myshed@prune.org.uk to uk.rec.sheds on Thu Sep 18 08:51:15 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    Andy Burns <usenet@andyburns.uk> wrote in news:10aeh4p$395uo$1 @andyburns.eternal-september.org:

    Graham. wrote:

    ex equals minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared
    minus four ay cee ALL over too ay
    Yeah, that was drilled into us AAW

    Me too. Used it from time to time TAAAW, before personal Babbage engines
    made it unnecessary.
    --
    Peter
    -----
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  • From Peter@myshed@prune.org.uk to uk.rec.sheds on Thu Sep 18 08:58:30 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid> wrote in news:10ag4na$hkfo$1@solani.org:

    On 2025-09-17, Graham wrote:
    On Wed, 17 Sep 2025 15:26:30 -0000 (UTC), Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid>
    wrote:

    On 2025-09-17, Graham wrote:

    It's Learning the Quadratic Equation day.

    If ay ex squared plus bee ex plus cee equals nought, then, ex
    equals minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus
    four ay cee ALL over too ay....Sir.

    I have never heard this, maybe finished by the time I went to school.

    I've no idea what that means, only that anyone couldn't recite it
    on Monday morning would be caned. If you were a boy. This was 1968,
    caneing girls was creepy.


    but some ended up liking it I bet


    Outwith the Headmaster's study, it was ad hoc, and with an instrument
    commensurate with the teachers portfolio. So the PE teacher used one
    of his size 13 pumps, Woodwork length of 2 X 1.
    Only the Headmaster entered his beatings into a Punishment Book and
    used a trasitional leather tawse (this wasn't Scotland).


    Our teachers passed us straight to the headmaster, I have no idea if
    these were logged in a book, I was never caught being naughty so only
    heard what happened. My older sister had first hand knowledge but I
    never trusted anything she said.
    :-)

    Our German teacher used to throw hard board dusters at us from across the
    room if we were foolish enough to talk in class. Quite painful, that. My
    Dad was HM of a junior school. He had a leather tawse ("the strap") even though his pupils were young. But then, this was Moss Side, Manchester and
    the strap was more use as a deterrent to bullying parents than the
    children.
    --
    Peter
    -----
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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Thu Sep 18 09:48:04 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On Thu, 18 Sep 2025 08:58:30 -0000 (UTC), Peter wrote:

    Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid> wrote in news:10ag4na$hkfo$1@solani.org:

    On 2025-09-17, Graham wrote:
    On Wed, 17 Sep 2025 15:26:30 -0000 (UTC), Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid>
    wrote:

    On 2025-09-17, Graham wrote:

    It's Learning the Quadratic Equation day.

    If ay ex squared plus bee ex plus cee equals nought, then, ex equals >>>>> minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay >>>>> cee ALL over too ay....Sir.

    I have never heard this, maybe finished by the time I went to school.

    I've no idea what that means, only that anyone couldn't recite it on >>>>> Monday morning would be caned. If you were a boy. This was 1968,
    caneing girls was creepy.


    but some ended up liking it I bet


    Outwith the Headmaster's study, it was ad hoc, and with an instrument
    commensurate with the teachers portfolio. So the PE teacher used one
    of his size 13 pumps, Woodwork length of 2 X 1.
    Only the Headmaster entered his beatings into a Punishment Book and
    used a trasitional leather tawse (this wasn't Scotland).


    Our teachers passed us straight to the headmaster, I have no idea if
    these were logged in a book, I was never caught being naughty so only
    heard what happened. My older sister had first hand knowledge but I
    never trusted anything she said.
    :-)

    Our German teacher used to throw hard board dusters at us from across
    the room if we were foolish enough to talk in class. Quite painful,
    that. My Dad was HM of a junior school. He had a leather tawse ("the
    strap") even though his pupils were young. But then, this was Moss Side, Manchester and the strap was more use as a deterrent to bullying parents
    than the children.

    Ah yes, those board dusters were quite heavy, I do have extensive
    experience of those. :-)
    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Thu Sep 18 09:48:34 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On Thu, 18 Sep 2025 08:58:30 -0000 (UTC), Peter wrote:

    Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid> wrote in news:10ag4na$hkfo$1@solani.org:

    On 2025-09-17, Graham wrote:
    On Wed, 17 Sep 2025 15:26:30 -0000 (UTC), Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid>
    wrote:

    On 2025-09-17, Graham wrote:

    It's Learning the Quadratic Equation day.

    If ay ex squared plus bee ex plus cee equals nought, then, ex equals >>>>> minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay >>>>> cee ALL over too ay....Sir.

    I have never heard this, maybe finished by the time I went to school.

    I've no idea what that means, only that anyone couldn't recite it on >>>>> Monday morning would be caned. If you were a boy. This was 1968,
    caneing girls was creepy.


    but some ended up liking it I bet


    Outwith the Headmaster's study, it was ad hoc, and with an instrument
    commensurate with the teachers portfolio. So the PE teacher used one
    of his size 13 pumps, Woodwork length of 2 X 1.
    Only the Headmaster entered his beatings into a Punishment Book and
    used a trasitional leather tawse (this wasn't Scotland).


    Our teachers passed us straight to the headmaster, I have no idea if
    these were logged in a book, I was never caught being naughty so only
    heard what happened. My older sister had first hand knowledge but I
    never trusted anything she said.
    :-)

    Our German teacher used to throw hard board dusters at us from across
    the room if we were foolish enough to talk in class. Quite painful,
    that. My Dad was HM of a junior school. He had a leather tawse ("the
    strap") even though his pupils were young. But then, this was Moss Side, Manchester and the strap was more use as a deterrent to bullying parents
    than the children.

    Ah yes, those board dusters were quite heavy, I do have extensive
    experience of those. :-)
    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From Graham.@usenet@yopmail.com to uk.rec.sheds on Thu Sep 18 17:21:43 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds



    Our German teacher used to throw hard board dusters at us from across the >room if we were foolish enough to talk in class. Quite painful, that. My
    Dad was HM of a junior school. He had a leather tawse ("the strap") even >though his pupils were young. But then, this was Moss Side, Manchester and >the strap was more use as a deterrent to bullying parents than the
    children.

    With us it was the geography teacher who did that, and worse.
    Pleasant enough chap, but he had a short fuse.
    He was tolerated because he was an Auschwitz survivor.
    --
    Graham.

    %Profound_observation%
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  • From Nicholas D. Richards@nicholas@salmiron.com to uk.rec.sheds on Thu Sep 18 20:12:28 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    In article <94cock9id3d43cc93biv6ppi4mc2k318qs@4ax.com>, Graham. <usenet@yopmail.com> on Thu, 18 Sep 2025 at 17:21:43 awoke Nicholas
    from his slumbers and wrote


    Our German teacher used to throw hard board dusters at us from across the >>room if we were foolish enough to talk in class. Quite painful, that. My >>Dad was HM of a junior school. He had a leather tawse ("the strap") even >>though his pupils were young. But then, this was Moss Side, Manchester and >>the strap was more use as a deterrent to bullying parents than the >>children.

    With us it was the geography teacher who did that, and worse.
    Pleasant enough chap, but he had a short fuse.
    He was tolerated because he was an Auschwitz survivor.

    Our Geography teacher was German and could use the board rubber for its 'intended' (writer rubs bonks). Whether he was a survivor, I have no
    idea. We used to call him 'Creeper' because he wore crepe soled shoes
    and you could not hear him coming.

    His wife was an Alsatian (the human sort) who taught conversational
    French. They were really quite nice people, who my brother and I did
    baby sit for. Fun listening to their children who swapped languages, as appropriate, with hardly a pause. One summer her nephew stayed with us
    to improve his conversational English.
    --
    0sterc@tcher -

    "O* sont les neiges d'antan?"
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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Thu Sep 18 22:00:20 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On Thu, 18 Sep 2025 17:21:43 +0100, Graham. wrote:


    Our German teacher used to throw hard board dusters at us from across
    the room if we were foolish enough to talk in class. Quite painful,
    that. My Dad was HM of a junior school. He had a leather tawse ("the >>strap") even though his pupils were young. But then, this was Moss Side, >>Manchester and the strap was more use as a deterrent to bullying parents >>than the children.

    With us it was the geography teacher who did that, and worse.
    Pleasant enough chap, but he had a short fuse.
    He was tolerated because he was an Auschwitz survivor.

    I shared a surname with our geography teacher so they would call out "oi! <surname> you are retard" or something like that, I knew it was not aimed
    at me and yet it sticks to this day. :-(
    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Thu Sep 18 22:01:26 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On Thu, 18 Sep 2025 20:12:28 +0100, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:

    In article <94cock9id3d43cc93biv6ppi4mc2k318qs@4ax.com>, Graham. <usenet@yopmail.com> on Thu, 18 Sep 2025 at 17:21:43 awoke Nicholas
    from his slumbers and wrote


    Our German teacher used to throw hard board dusters at us from across
    the room if we were foolish enough to talk in class. Quite painful,
    that. My Dad was HM of a junior school. He had a leather tawse ("the >>>strap") even though his pupils were young. But then, this was Moss
    Side, Manchester and the strap was more use as a deterrent to bullying >>>parents than the children.

    With us it was the geography teacher who did that, and worse.
    Pleasant enough chap, but he had a short fuse.
    He was tolerated because he was an Auschwitz survivor.

    Our Geography teacher was German and could use the board rubber for its 'intended' (writer rubs bonks). Whether he was a survivor, I have no
    idea. We used to call him 'Creeper' because he wore crepe soled shoes
    and you could not hear him coming.

    His wife was an Alsatian (the human sort) who taught conversational
    French. They were really quite nice people, who my brother and I did
    baby sit for. Fun listening to their children who swapped languages, as appropriate, with hardly a pause. One summer her nephew stayed with us
    to improve his conversational English.

    We had a history teacher who wore a wig, hence we called him wiggy. He was
    a creep to the girls, much more obvious now looking back on it.
    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From Mike Fleming@mike@tauzero.co.uk to uk.rec.sheds on Fri Sep 19 10:19:58 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 18/09/2025 09:51, Peter wrote:
    Andy Burns <usenet@andyburns.uk> wrote in news:10aeh4p$395uo$1 @andyburns.eternal-september.org:

    Graham. wrote:

    ex equals minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared
    minus four ay cee ALL over too ay
    Yeah, that was drilled into us AAW

    Me too. Used it from time to time TAAAW, before personal Babbage engines
    made it unnecessary.

    And me. I have had the odd occasion to use it since, for what reason I
    fail to unforget.
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  • From chrisnd@privacy.net@chrisnd@privacy.net to uk.rec.sheds on Fri Sep 19 13:04:16 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 17/09/2025 14:40, Graham. wrote:

    It's Learning the Quadratic Equation day.

    If ay ex squared plus bee ex plus cee equals nought, then, ex equals
    minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay
    cee ALL over too ay....Sir.

    I've no idea what that means, only that anyone couldn't recite it on
    Monday morning would be caned. If you were a boy. This was 1968,
    caneing girls was creepy.


    Probably more so now!

    Chris
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  • From Sam Plusnet@not@home.com to uk.rec.sheds on Fri Sep 19 21:00:47 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 19/09/2025 13:04, chrisnd@privacy.net wrote:
    On 17/09/2025 14:40, Graham. wrote:

    It's Learning the Quadratic Equation day.

    If ay ex squared plus bee ex plus cee equals nought, then, ex equals
    minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay
    cee ALL over too ay....Sir.

    I've no idea what that means, only that anyone couldn't recite it on
    Monday morning would be caned. If you were a boy. This was 1968,
    caneing girls was creepy.


    Probably more so now!

    Don't some US states still permit/encourage corporal punishment of both
    sexes in schools? I don't know what sort of implement is used.

    Florida comes to mind.

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  • From Mike Spencer@mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere to uk.rec.sheds on Sat Sep 20 04:46:52 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds



    Graham. <usenet@yopmail.com> writes:

    It's Learning the Quadratic Equation day.

    If ay ex squared plus bee ex plus cee equals nought, then, ex equals
    minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay
    cee ALL over too ay....Sir.

    Weird that yoots were required to memorize that. I was taught to
    write it (or similar/whatever) down and arrive at the same result by rearranging terms.

    The one I can't remember is the one that begins, "If for every epsilon >
    0 there exists a delta > 0 such that....[I forget]" But I knew it
    once very well because the high point of my math career was explaining
    what it meant to a fellow student smarter that I. She went on to a
    career in programming while I became a blacksmith.

    I've no idea what that means, only that anyone couldn't recite it on
    Monday morning would be caned. If you were a boy. This was 1968,
    caneing girls was creepy.
    --
    Mike Spencer Nova Scotia, Canada
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  • From Peter@myshed@prune.org.uk to uk.rec.sheds on Sat Sep 20 10:40:53 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid> wrote in news:10ahvfm$4tp2$3@dont-email.me:


    We had a history teacher who wore a wig, hence we called him wiggy. He
    was a creep to the girls, much more obvious now looking back on it.

    Our 6th-form English teacher was a creep to boys. He would use his slipper
    on us for the slightest excuse, and he always spent some time checking that
    we didn't have any exercise books or other padding down our pants before gently paddling us. We found it funny and openly laughed at him but I guess
    he tried it on some younger lads whose parents weren't amused, because he didn't last at the school for very long.
    --
    Peter
    -----
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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Sat Sep 20 11:54:34 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On Sat, 20 Sep 2025 10:40:53 -0000 (UTC), Peter wrote:

    Our 6th-form English teacher was a creep to boys. He would use his
    slipper on us for the slightest excuse, and he always spent some time checking that we didn't have any exercise books or other padding down
    our pants before gently paddling us. We found it funny and openly
    laughed at him but I guess he tried it on some younger lads whose
    parents weren't amused, because he didn't last at the school for very
    long.

    That is awful and I am glad he was let go, I wonder if it is like the US police though, they just move to another area and start all over again.
    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From Nicholas D. Richards@nicholas@salmiron.com to uk.rec.sheds on Sat Sep 20 13:38:28 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    In article <10am4lq$13c2d$1@dont-email.me>, Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid>
    on Sat, 20 Sep 2025 at 11:54:34 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and
    wrote
    On Sat, 20 Sep 2025 10:40:53 -0000 (UTC), Peter wrote:

    Our 6th-form English teacher was a creep to boys. He would use his
    slipper on us for the slightest excuse, and he always spent some time
    checking that we didn't have any exercise books or other padding down
    our pants before gently paddling us. We found it funny and openly
    laughed at him but I guess he tried it on some younger lads whose
    parents weren't amused, because he didn't last at the school for very
    long.

    That is awful and I am glad he was let go, I wonder if it is like the US >police though, they just move to another area and start all over again.

    Not only the US police but it has occurred in the British police forces,
    too many times to list. Odious characters have moved between forces as complaints mounted, been re-employed even after dismissal and gone on to
    kill and or rape. I believe the Americans call this the Blue Code and
    in Britain it is call Canteen Culture. Wayne Cousins was known, to his colleagues as "The Rapist". The IOPCC is seen by many in the public as
    an armoured fig leaf whose job is to protect the police from the public.
    --
    0sterc@tcher -

    "O* sont les neiges d'antan?"
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  • From Chris Elvidge@chris@internal.net to uk.rec.sheds on Sat Sep 20 14:59:48 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 20/09/2025 at 13:38, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
    In article <10am4lq$13c2d$1@dont-email.me>, Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid>
    on Sat, 20 Sep 2025 at 11:54:34 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and
    wrote
    On Sat, 20 Sep 2025 10:40:53 -0000 (UTC), Peter wrote:

    Our 6th-form English teacher was a creep to boys. He would use his
    slipper on us for the slightest excuse, and he always spent some time
    checking that we didn't have any exercise books or other padding down
    our pants before gently paddling us. We found it funny and openly
    laughed at him but I guess he tried it on some younger lads whose
    parents weren't amused, because he didn't last at the school for very
    long.

    That is awful and I am glad he was let go, I wonder if it is like the US
    police though, they just move to another area and start all over again.

    Not only the US police but it has occurred in the British police forces,
    too many times to list. Odious characters have moved between forces as complaints mounted, been re-employed even after dismissal and gone on to
    kill and or rape. I believe the Americans call this the Blue Code and
    in Britain it is call Canteen Culture. Wayne Cousins was known, to his colleagues as "The Rapist". The IOPCC is seen by many in the public as
    an armoured fig leaf whose job is to protect the police from the public.


    And, IIRC, in the supposedly Christian church. Both Right and Left footers.
    --
    Chris Elvidge, England
    I AM NOT MY LONG-LOST TWIN
    Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 4F03

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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Sat Sep 20 14:01:11 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On Sat, 20 Sep 2025 13:38:28 +0100, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:

    In article <10am4lq$13c2d$1@dont-email.me>, Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid> on
    Sat, 20 Sep 2025 at 11:54:34 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote
    On Sat, 20 Sep 2025 10:40:53 -0000 (UTC), Peter wrote:

    Our 6th-form English teacher was a creep to boys. He would use his
    slipper on us for the slightest excuse, and he always spent some time
    checking that we didn't have any exercise books or other padding down
    our pants before gently paddling us. We found it funny and openly
    laughed at him but I guess he tried it on some younger lads whose
    parents weren't amused, because he didn't last at the school for very
    long.

    That is awful and I am glad he was let go, I wonder if it is like the US >>police though, they just move to another area and start all over again.

    Not only the US police but it has occurred in the British police forces,
    too many times to list. Odious characters have moved between forces as complaints mounted, been re-employed even after dismissal and gone on to
    kill and or rape. I believe the Americans call this the Blue Code and
    in Britain it is call Canteen Culture. Wayne Cousins was known, to his colleagues as "The Rapist". The IOPCC is seen by many in the public as
    an armoured fig leaf whose job is to protect the police from the public.

    Wow, I did not know that, I wrongly assumed the UK had one police force, I knew they had regions but they are independent of each other also.
    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From Nicholas D. Richards@nicholas@salmiron.com to uk.rec.sheds on Sat Sep 20 20:53:41 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    In article <10amc37$153ue$3@dont-email.me>, Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid>
    on Sat, 20 Sep 2025 at 14:01:11 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and
    wrote
    On Sat, 20 Sep 2025 13:38:28 +0100, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:

    In article <10am4lq$13c2d$1@dont-email.me>, Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid> on
    Sat, 20 Sep 2025 at 11:54:34 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote >>>On Sat, 20 Sep 2025 10:40:53 -0000 (UTC), Peter wrote:

    Our 6th-form English teacher was a creep to boys. He would use his
    slipper on us for the slightest excuse, and he always spent some time
    checking that we didn't have any exercise books or other padding down
    our pants before gently paddling us. We found it funny and openly
    laughed at him but I guess he tried it on some younger lads whose
    parents weren't amused, because he didn't last at the school for very
    long.

    That is awful and I am glad he was let go, I wonder if it is like the US >>>police though, they just move to another area and start all over again.

    Not only the US police but it has occurred in the British police forces,
    too many times to list. Odious characters have moved between forces as
    complaints mounted, been re-employed even after dismissal and gone on to
    kill and or rape. I believe the Americans call this the Blue Code and
    in Britain it is call Canteen Culture. Wayne Cousins was known, to his
    colleagues as "The Rapist". The IOPCC is seen by many in the public as
    an armoured fig leaf whose job is to protect the police from the public.

    Wow, I did not know that, I wrongly assumed the UK had one police force, I >knew they had regions but they are independent of each other also.


    There are regional police forces whip report to their Chief Constables
    who have a relationship with an elected Commissioner. Their relationship
    seems somewhat difficult to understand. The Metropolitan Police have a relationship with the elected Mayor of London. There is also the City
    of London Police who report to ???? Constables (lowest to highest rank)
    are constables where ever they are and can act as such outside their
    force area.

    Ultimate control rests with the Home Secretary, but not day to day, this
    rests with the Chief Constable of the regional force.

    There are also Transport, Ministry of Defence (who are civilian
    constables responsible for the security of Ministry of Defence property) Police. The Advocate General also has a military police force who deal
    with military personnel and as far as I know have no powers over
    civilians.
    --
    0sterc@tcher -

    "O* sont les neiges d'antan?"
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  • From Mike Fleming@mike@tauzero.co.uk to uk.rec.sheds on Sat Sep 20 22:06:41 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 20/09/2025 20:53, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
    There are regional police forces whip report to their Chief Constables
    who have a relationship with an elected Commissioner. Their relationship seems somewhat difficult to understand.

    As does the role of the Commissioner, whose full title is the Police and
    Crime Commissioner. I'd like to know about Chinese walls there, because
    if they are commissioning crime, it would be very simple to tell the
    police where to go to catch the perpetrators. Conversely, they could use
    their knowledge of the police to guide the criminals when the commission
    the crimes.
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  • From Richard Robinson@richard@qualmograph.org.uk to uk.rec.sheds on Sat Sep 20 21:20:19 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    Mike Fleming said:
    On 20/09/2025 20:53, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
    There are regional police forces whip report to their Chief Constables
    who have a relationship with an elected Commissioner. Their relationship
    seems somewhat difficult to understand.

    As does the role of the Commissioner, whose full title is the Police and Crime Commissioner. I'd like to know about Chinese walls there, because
    if they are commissioning crime, it would be very simple to tell the
    police where to go to catch the perpetrators. Conversely, they could use their knowledge of the police to guide the criminals when the commission
    the crimes.

    Or, how much commission does crime pay ?
    --
    Richard Robinson
    "The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem

    My email address is at http://qualmograph.org.uk/contact.html
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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Sat Sep 20 22:11:49 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On Sat, 20 Sep 2025 20:53:41 +0100, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:

    In article <10amc37$153ue$3@dont-email.me>, Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid> on
    Sat, 20 Sep 2025 at 14:01:11 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote
    On Sat, 20 Sep 2025 13:38:28 +0100, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:

    In article <10am4lq$13c2d$1@dont-email.me>, Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid>
    on Sat, 20 Sep 2025 at 11:54:34 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and
    wrote
    On Sat, 20 Sep 2025 10:40:53 -0000 (UTC), Peter wrote:

    Our 6th-form English teacher was a creep to boys. He would use his
    slipper on us for the slightest excuse, and he always spent some
    time checking that we didn't have any exercise books or other
    padding down our pants before gently paddling us. We found it funny
    and openly laughed at him but I guess he tried it on some younger
    lads whose parents weren't amused, because he didn't last at the
    school for very long.

    That is awful and I am glad he was let go, I wonder if it is like the >>>>US police though, they just move to another area and start all over >>>>again.

    Not only the US police but it has occurred in the British police
    forces,
    too many times to list. Odious characters have moved between forces
    as complaints mounted, been re-employed even after dismissal and gone
    on to kill and or rape. I believe the Americans call this the Blue
    Code and in Britain it is call Canteen Culture. Wayne Cousins was
    known, to his colleagues as "The Rapist". The IOPCC is seen by many
    in the public as an armoured fig leaf whose job is to protect the
    police from the public.

    Wow, I did not know that, I wrongly assumed the UK had one police force,
    I knew they had regions but they are independent of each other also.


    There are regional police forces whip report to their Chief Constables
    who have a relationship with an elected Commissioner. Their relationship seems somewhat difficult to understand. The Metropolitan Police have a relationship with the elected Mayor of London. There is also the City
    of London Police who report to ???? Constables (lowest to highest rank)
    are constables where ever they are and can act as such outside their
    force area.

    Ultimate control rests with the Home Secretary, but not day to day, this rests with the Chief Constable of the regional force.

    There are also Transport, Ministry of Defence (who are civilian
    constables responsible for the security of Ministry of Defence property) Police. The Advocate General also has a military police force who deal
    with military personnel and as far as I know have no powers over
    civilians.

    I do confess I seem to have most of my understanding from TV shows, which
    as we all know are wholly factual and accurate. /s
    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Sat Sep 20 22:12:54 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On Sat, 20 Sep 2025 22:06:41 +0100, Mike Fleming wrote:

    On 20/09/2025 20:53, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
    There are regional police forces whip report to their Chief Constables
    who have a relationship with an elected Commissioner. Their
    relationship seems somewhat difficult to understand.

    As does the role of the Commissioner, whose full title is the Police and Crime Commissioner. I'd like to know about Chinese walls there, because
    if they are commissioning crime, it would be very simple to tell the
    police where to go to catch the perpetrators. Conversely, they could use their knowledge of the police to guide the criminals when the commission
    the crimes.

    I see you are bringing humour into the discussion, is that called blue
    light relief? ;-)
    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From Andy Burns@usenet@andyburns.uk to uk.rec.sheds on Sun Sep 21 17:04:10 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    Mike Fleming wrote:

    As does the role of the Commissioner, whose full title is the Police and Crime Commissioner

    Or in many cases "Police, fire and crime commissioner".
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  • From Sam Plusnet@not@home.com to uk.rec.sheds on Sun Sep 21 20:52:18 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 20/09/2025 22:20, Richard Robinson wrote:
    Mike Fleming said:
    On 20/09/2025 20:53, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
    There are regional police forces whip report to their Chief Constables
    who have a relationship with an elected Commissioner. Their relationship >>> seems somewhat difficult to understand.

    As does the role of the Commissioner, whose full title is the Police and
    Crime Commissioner. I'd like to know about Chinese walls there, because
    if they are commissioning crime, it would be very simple to tell the
    police where to go to catch the perpetrators. Conversely, they could use
    their knowledge of the police to guide the criminals when the commission
    the crimes.

    Or, how much commission does crime pay ?


    Police & Crime Commissioner pays very well - who needs to fiddle the
    books when you are on such a tidy sum?

    In South Wales, the leader of the Newport City council (presumably a
    well paid job) left and became the Police & Crime Commissioner for
    Gwent. She got a major raise from her former pay packet.

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  • From maus@maus@debian.deb3 to uk.rec.sheds on Mon Sep 22 13:10:25 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 2025-09-17, Graham <usenet@yopmail.com> wrote:

    It's Learning the Quadratic Equation day.

    If ay ex squared plus bee ex plus cee equals nought, then, ex equals
    minus bee plus or minus the square root of bee squared minus four ay
    cee ALL over too ay....Sir.

    I've no idea what that means, only that anyone couldn't recite it on
    Monday morning would be caned. If you were a boy. This was 1968,
    caneing girls was creepy.

    still is. they wont stay still any more


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  • From maus@maus@debian.deb3 to uk.rec.sheds on Mon Sep 22 13:15:00 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 2025-09-20, Simon <SimonJ@eu.invalid> wrote:
    On Sat, 20 Sep 2025 10:40:53 -0000 (UTC), Peter wrote:

    Our 6th-form English teacher was a creep to boys. He would use his
    slipper on us for the slightest excuse, and he always spent some time
    checking that we didn't have any exercise books or other padding down
    our pants before gently paddling us. We found it funny and openly
    laughed at him but I guess he tried it on some younger lads whose
    parents weren't amused, because he didn't last at the school for very
    long.

    That is awful and I am glad he was let go, I wonder if it is like the US police though, they just move to another area and start all over again.

    or irish priests



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