• Re: Geeses

    From Chris Elvidge@chris@internal.net to uk.rec.sheds on Wed Sep 3 12:30:13 2025
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    On 03/09/2025 at 08:41, Tim+ wrote:
    Jeff Gaines <jgnewsid@outlook.com> wrote:
    On 02/09/2025 in message <1096bgv$d5kg$1@andyburns.eternal-september.org>
    Andy Burns wrote:

    Naqerj wrote:

    I believe that crows do the same thing, which means the distance 'as the >>>> crow flies' is no shorter than going by road.

    Having gurgled a bit on geese migration, it's amazing to see they can fly >>> over 1,000 miles per day.

    Have you notice that one side of the V formations is always longer than
    the other? It's because there are more geese that side.


    Are you sure itrCOs not because there are less on the other?

    fewer!


    Tim

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  • From chrisnd@privacy.net@chrisnd@privacy.net to uk.rec.sheds on Wed Sep 3 12:34:42 2025
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    On 02/09/2025 16:34, Simon wrote:
    On 2025-09-02, Chris Elvidge wrote:
    On 02/09/2025 at 12:33, Hymermut wrote:
    On 02/09/2025 10:45, John Williamson wrote:



    If you look at the spacing and angle of the V, that is determined by
    the vortices left by the bird in front providing, in effect, some free >>>> lift. As the bird at the front doesn't get this, after a while it gets >>>> tired, drops back and another one takes over.

    I suspect someone got a PhD for working that out....



    Wouldn't it be great if birds could fly in some other formations like
    the Red Arrows?

    A loop in a diamond D would be most spectacular.

    In fact, do birds ever loop?

    Maybe falcons?

    Or roll for that matter.

    Have we now exceeded the aerobatic abilities of birds in our cast off
    metal skins?

    We have deffo outmoled moles, outhorsed horses and out beavered beavers. >>> We are getting close to outdolphing dolphins.

    Ah, beavers, my favourite. Oh, you mean the dam-building animal.

    Naked gun? Maybe something else around that time? It was a while ago.


    I have a tee shirt that says "Nice beaver" and a cartoon of said animal.
    Not everyone gets the reference..

    Chris
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  • From Peter@myshed@prune.org.uk to uk.rec.sheds on Tue Sep 2 16:30:44 2025
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    John Williamson <johnwilliamson@btinternet.com> wrote in news:mhoiliF11u8U1@mid.individual.net:

    On 02/09/2025 16:33, Simon wrote:
    On 2025-09-02, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:

    Hunter-gatherer Man as a species probably outdid all other land
    mammals in terms of stamina. In a day a fit young man can walk
    further in a day than a horse. A horse can easily outrun a man over
    a short distance, but over a long distance a horse needs more time
    to recover.

    That doesn't seem right to me, surely a horse can out walk a human,
    even a fit one.

    Over the 26 mile marathon course, humans have been known to beat
    horses carrying jockeys. I can't seem to find the link now, but there
    is a long distance horse race (About 100 miles) in the USA where the
    score is about 50:50.

    Over about a kilometre a man can beat a cheetah, which runs out of
    puff at about 300 metres and then needs a rest to recover.

    But after about 10 metres the man gets eaten.
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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Tue Sep 2 15:33:27 2025
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    On 2025-09-02, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
    In article <1096km0$fdkm$1@dont-email.me>, Hymermut <tone@email.com> on
    Tue, 2 Sep 2025 at 12:33:19 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote
    On 02/09/2025 10:45, John Williamson wrote:



    If you look at the spacing and angle of the V, that is determined by the >>> vortices left by the bird in front providing, in effect, some free lift. >>> As the bird at the front doesn't get this, after a while it gets tired, >>> drops back and another one takes over.

    I suspect someone got a PhD for working that out....



    Wouldn't it be great if birds could fly in some other formations like
    the Red Arrows?

    A loop in a diamond D would be most spectacular.

    In fact, do birds ever loop?

    Maybe falcons?

    Or roll for that matter.

    Have we now exceeded the aerobatic abilities of birds in our cast off >>metal skins?

    We have deffo outmoled moles, outhorsed horses and out beavered beavers. >>We are getting close to outdolphing dolphins.

    I don't think we'll ever outcat cats. It seems that our efforts to
    outdog dogs his going well in one way.

    Hunter-gatherer Man as a species probably outdid all other land mammals
    in terms of stamina. In a day a fit young man can walk further in a day
    than a horse. A horse can easily outrun a man over a short distance, but
    over a long distance a horse needs more time to recover.

    That doesn't seem right to me, surely a horse can out walk a human, even a fit one.

    I am no expert though and my searching has reached its daily limit. :-(
    --
    Simon

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  • From Jeff Gaines@jgnewsid@outlook.com to uk.rec.sheds on Wed Sep 3 13:23:20 2025
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    On 03/09/2025 in message <10998s5$140li$2@dont-email.me> Chris Elvidge
    wrote:

    On 03/09/2025 at 08:41, Tim+ wrote:
    Jeff Gaines <jgnewsid@outlook.com> wrote:
    On 02/09/2025 in message <1096bgv$d5kg$1@andyburns.eternal-september.org> >>>Andy Burns wrote:

    Naqerj wrote:

    I believe that crows do the same thing, which means the distance 'as >>>>>the
    crow flies' is no shorter than going by road.

    Having gurgled a bit on geese migration, it's amazing to see they can >>>>fly
    over 1,000 miles per day.

    Have you notice that one side of the V formations is always longer than >>>the other? It's because there are more geese that side.


    Are you sure itrCOs not because there are less on the other?

    fewer!

    Pedant :-)
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    Remember, the Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.
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  • From Sam Plusnet@not@home.com to uk.rec.sheds on Tue Sep 2 20:43:38 2025
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    On 02/09/2025 08:38, Naqerj wrote:
    On 02/09/2025 7:31 am, Thomas Prufer wrote:
    On Mon, 1 Sep 2025 20:10:42 +0100, Andy Burns <usenet@andyburns.uk>
    wrote:

    1st of September and the geeses aren't wasting any time, two noisy 'V'
    formations of them just whizzed past not much more than rooftop level.

    I used to hear them more often when we rented an office a couple of
    miles down the road, how closely do they follow their routes year on
    year?



    I found a lost carrier pigeon, phoned the owner and he came to pick it
    up.

    He said: pigeons have magnetic senses, fly by the stars etc.

    The less experienced ones just follow along (as this one did, it
    missed it's
    turn and ran out of power) and, if visible and if the they are
    familiar with the
    area, the just follow the motorways.


    I believe that crows do the same thing, which means the distance 'as the crow flies' is no shorter than going by road.

    'Round 'ere "as the crow flies" means "down into our garden to see what
    we put out for the little birds". We get daily visits from a family of
    3 crows (parents & juvenile I assume).
    That upsets the jackdaws who want to do the same thing.
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  • From John Williamson@johnwilliamson@btinternet.com to uk.rec.sheds on Tue Sep 2 17:00:50 2025
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    On 02/09/2025 16:33, Simon wrote:
    On 2025-09-02, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:

    Hunter-gatherer Man as a species probably outdid all other land mammals
    in terms of stamina. In a day a fit young man can walk further in a day
    than a horse. A horse can easily outrun a man over a short distance, but
    over a long distance a horse needs more time to recover.

    That doesn't seem right to me, surely a horse can out walk a human, even a fit
    one.

    Over the 26 mile marathon course, humans have been known to beat horses carrying jockeys. I can't seem to find the link now, but there is a long distance horse race (About 100 miles) in the USA where the score is
    about 50:50.

    Over about a kilometre a man can beat a cheetah, which runs out of puff
    at about 300 metres and then needs a rest to recover.
    --
    Tciao for Now!

    John.
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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Tue Sep 2 15:34:19 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 2025-09-02, Chris Elvidge wrote:
    On 02/09/2025 at 12:33, Hymermut wrote:
    On 02/09/2025 10:45, John Williamson wrote:



    If you look at the spacing and angle of the V, that is determined by
    the vortices left by the bird in front providing, in effect, some free
    lift. As the bird at the front doesn't get this, after a while it gets
    tired, drops back and another one takes over.

    I suspect someone got a PhD for working that out....



    Wouldn't it be great if birds could fly in some other formations like
    the Red Arrows?

    A loop in a diamond D would be most spectacular.

    In fact, do birds ever loop?

    Maybe falcons?

    Or roll for that matter.

    Have we now exceeded the aerobatic abilities of birds in our cast off
    metal skins?

    We have deffo outmoled moles, outhorsed horses and out beavered beavers.
    We are getting close to outdolphing dolphins.

    Ah, beavers, my favourite. Oh, you mean the dam-building animal.

    Naked gun? Maybe something else around that time? It was a while ago.



    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Wed Sep 3 15:59:10 2025
    From Newsgroup: uk.rec.sheds

    On 2025-09-03, chrisnd@privacy.net wrote:
    On 02/09/2025 16:34, Simon wrote:
    On 2025-09-02, Chris Elvidge wrote:
    On 02/09/2025 at 12:33, Hymermut wrote:
    On 02/09/2025 10:45, John Williamson wrote:



    If you look at the spacing and angle of the V, that is determined by >>>>> the vortices left by the bird in front providing, in effect, some free >>>>> lift. As the bird at the front doesn't get this, after a while it gets >>>>> tired, drops back and another one takes over.

    I suspect someone got a PhD for working that out....



    Wouldn't it be great if birds could fly in some other formations like
    the Red Arrows?

    A loop in a diamond D would be most spectacular.

    In fact, do birds ever loop?

    Maybe falcons?

    Or roll for that matter.

    Have we now exceeded the aerobatic abilities of birds in our cast off
    metal skins?

    We have deffo outmoled moles, outhorsed horses and out beavered beavers. >>>> We are getting close to outdolphing dolphins.

    Ah, beavers, my favourite. Oh, you mean the dam-building animal.

    Naked gun? Maybe something else around that time? It was a while ago.


    I have a tee shirt that says "Nice beaver" and a cartoon of said animal.
    Not everyone gets the reference..

    Chris

    I imagine it causes some laughter and then the person laughing has to explain it. A nice thing to have :-)
    --
    Simon

    RLU: 222126

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  • From snipeco.2@snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) to uk.rec.sheds on Wed Sep 3 17:24:05 2025
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    Jeff Gaines <jgnewsid@outlook.com> wrote:
    [...]
    Are you sure it's not because there are less on the other?

    fewer!

    Pedant :-)

    Anglepoise! [trad.]
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  • From Mike Fleming@mike@tauzero.co.uk to uk.rec.sheds on Fri Sep 5 01:56:28 2025
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    On 02/09/2025 17:00, John Williamson wrote:

    Over the 26 mile marathon course, humans have been known to beat horses carrying jockeys. I can't seem to find the link now, but there is a long distance horse race (About 100 miles) in the USA where the score is
    about 50:50.

    Why would a human want to carry a jockey for 26 miles?
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  • From Mike Fleming@mike@tauzero.co.uk to uk.rec.sheds on Fri Sep 5 01:59:18 2025
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    On 02/09/2025 14:35, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
    They live for 15 to 30 years, unless predated.

    What if they're postdated?
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  • From Peter@myshed@prune.org.uk to uk.rec.sheds on Fri Sep 5 09:03:09 2025
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    Mike Fleming <mike@tauzero.co.uk> wrote in news:mhuqptF1jnqU3@mid.individual.net:

    On 02/09/2025 17:00, John Williamson wrote:

    Over the 26 mile marathon course, humans have been known to beat
    horses carrying jockeys. I can't seem to find the link now, but there
    is a long distance horse race (About 100 miles) in the USA where the
    score is about 50:50.

    Why would a human want to carry a jockey for 26 miles?

    To prove that they're faster than horses?
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    Peter
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  • From Hymermut@tone@email.com to uk.rec.sheds on Fri Sep 5 10:56:40 2025
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    On 05/09/2025 01:56, Mike Fleming wrote:
    On 02/09/2025 17:00, John Williamson wrote:

    Over the 26 mile marathon course, humans have been known to beat
    horses carrying jockeys. I can't seem to find the link now, but there
    is a long distance horse race (About 100 miles) in the USA where the
    score is about 50:50.

    Why would a human want to carry a jockey for 26 miles?

    I suppose it's just something they get saddled with.

    Tone

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  • From Simon@SimonJ@eu.invalid to uk.rec.sheds on Fri Sep 5 15:02:56 2025
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    On 2025-09-05, Hymermut wrote:
    On 05/09/2025 01:56, Mike Fleming wrote:
    On 02/09/2025 17:00, John Williamson wrote:

    Over the 26 mile marathon course, humans have been known to beat
    horses carrying jockeys. I can't seem to find the link now, but there
    is a long distance horse race (About 100 miles) in the USA where the
    score is about 50:50.

    Why would a human want to carry a jockey for 26 miles?

    I suppose it's just something they get saddled with.

    Tone


    Haha, groan, oh dear, haha :-)
    --
    Simon

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