From Newsgroup: uk.media.radio.archers

Someone just posted this in my local "nextdoor"; I thought UMRA might
like it.

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed rCycontrolrCO and rCyenterrCO
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
IrCOve searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
IrCOve even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found rCyonline.
rCOSo, if inside your rCyInbox,rCO
My Grandma you should see,
Please rCyCopy,rCO rCyScanrCO and rCyPasterCO her
In an email back to me.
--
J. P. Gilliver. UMRA: 1960/<1985 MB++G()AL-IS-Ch++(p)Ar@T+H+Sh0!:`)DNAf

Play dirty. If a fellow contestant asks the audience if they've got any requests for what he or she should play, reply, "Yeah... Monopoly."

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From Newsgroup: uk.media.radio.archers

On Mon, 14 Jul 2025 19:35:30 +0100, "J. P. Gilliver"
<G6JPG@255soft.uk> wrote:

Someone just posted this in my local "nextdoor"; I thought UMRA might
like it.

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed acontrolA and aenterA
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
IAve searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
IAve even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found aonline.
ASo, if inside your aInbox,A
My Grandma you should see,
Please aCopy,A aScanA and aPasteA her
In an email back to me.

Yes, I saw it on Facebook too. Had me laughing out loud.
---
Pete.
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