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Good morning. ItAs 7:43. The shipping forecast will follow shortly,
but first: the village of Ambridge continues its slow descent into a heatwave-induced melodrama.

This week, temperatures rose and tempers flared as Lilian Archer found
herself in quiet contemplation beside her motherAs grave, questioning
whether being needed is a blessing or simply a logistical nightmare.
In response, Neil Carter u part-time pigman, full-time agony uncle u
offered sage advice and a kind word, both of which have proven more
valuable than the average Borsetshire harvest.

Meanwhile, George Grundy, currently residing in Her MajestyAs
pleasure, announced his engagement to Amber, a young woman with the
personality of a runaway combine harvester and a mild Instagram
addiction. Her integration into Grange Farm society has been described
by locals as oless of a visit, more of an occupation.o

At the Bull, landlord Kenton launched a radical experiment in digital abstinence, encouraging patrons to switch off their phones and engage
in actual conversation u an initiative that resulted in one customer
speaking to another for nearly six minutes, before requiring medical
attention.

Elsewhere, a troubling development: Tortoise the kitten appears to
have been poisoned with ADHD medication hidden in cat treats. Sources
suggest a possible link to MarkyAs gang, though others believe the
kitten was simply trying to stay awake during another Dross rehearsal.

And finally, Eddie Grundy u who recently began testing the BullAs
hospitality by behaving like an unusually sentient TripAdvisor
complaint u has been revealed to have nominated the pub for an award.
Jolene Archer is reportedly smiling through gritted teeth, which in
Ambridge is the traditional sign of imminent self combustion.
ThatAs all from Ambridge. The time is 7:46. The shipping forecast
follows u though frankly, even the North Sea isnAt this choppy.
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On 12.7.25 10:12, vicky.ayech@gmail.com wrote:

Good morning. ItrCOs 7:43. The shipping forecast will follow shortly,
but first: the village of Ambridge continues its slow descent into a heatwave-induced melodrama.

This week, temperatures rose and tempers flared as Lilian Archer found herself in quiet contemplation beside her motherrCOs grave, questioning whether being needed is a blessing or simply a logistical nightmare.
In response, Neil Carter rCo part-time pigman, full-time agony uncle rCo offered sage advice and a kind word, both of which have proven more
valuable than the average Borsetshire harvest.

Meanwhile, George Grundy, currently residing in Her MajestyrCOs
pleasure, announced his engagement to Amber, a young woman with the personality of a runaway combine harvester and a mild Instagram
addiction. Her integration into Grange Farm society has been described
by locals as rCLless of a visit, more of an occupation.rCY

At the Bull, landlord Kenton launched a radical experiment in digital abstinence, encouraging patrons to switch off their phones and engage
in actual conversation rCo an initiative that resulted in one customer speaking to another for nearly six minutes, before requiring medical attention.

Elsewhere, a troubling development: Tortoise the kitten appears to
have been poisoned with ADHD medication hidden in cat treats. Sources
suggest a possible link to MarkyrCOs gang, though others believe the
kitten was simply trying to stay awake during another Dross rehearsal.

And finally, Eddie Grundy rCo who recently began testing the BullrCOs hospitality by behaving like an unusually sentient TripAdvisor
complaint rCo has been revealed to have nominated the pub for an award. Jolene Archer is reportedly smiling through gritted teeth, which in
Ambridge is the traditional sign of imminent self combustion.
ThatrCOs all from Ambridge. The time is 7:46. The shipping forecast
follows rCo though frankly, even the North Sea isnrCOt this choppy.

Thank you for helping to make sense of the nonsense which has been
transmitted across the airwaves this week.
--
Kosmo Richard W
www.travelswmw.whitnet.uk
https://tinyurl.com/KRWpics
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