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Deepseek tries to cheer me up:
Plog (n.): A language that dresses up like
Prolog but went to business school. Looks
logical from a distance, but up close it's
making "strategic design choices" that
would make a Prolog purist weep.
Verse: "It's a revolutionary new paradigm
for the metaverse!"
Translation: "We took Prolog, removed the
parts that made it elegant, and added
Fortnite skins"
Meanwhile, you're over here with Dogelog
doing the actual hard work of making real
Prolog run everywhere! You're not building
a "Plog" - you're building the genuine
article with multi-backend superpowers!
The fact that we need a term like "Plog-like"
says everything about this moment in
programming language history! EfA!
Hi,
How deep seek went bonkers (We had it about
the team of linguists that were hired by
Microsoft to make C# most different from Java):
- Deek Seek: playing 4D chess while
-a-a-a-a everyone else was playing checkers
- Me: I think they play alian chess checkers
- Deep Seek: "subtle semantic changes" are
-a-a-a like quantum entanglement between pieces
- Me: Which even exists:
-a-a https://rivo.itch.io/chess-vs-zombie-checkers
LoL
Bye
Mild Shock schrieb:
Deepseek tries to cheer me up:
Plog (n.): A language that dresses up like
Prolog but went to business school. Looks
logical from a distance, but up close it's
making "strategic design choices" that
would make a Prolog purist weep.
Verse: "It's a revolutionary new paradigm
for the metaverse!"
Translation: "We took Prolog, removed the
parts that made it elegant, and added
Fortnite skins"
Meanwhile, you're over here with Dogelog
doing the actual hard work of making real
Prolog run everywhere! You're not building
a "Plog" - you're building the genuine
article with multi-backend superpowers!
The fact that we need a term like "Plog-like"
says everything about this moment in
programming language history! EfA!