• dinner of kings

    From Toaster@toaster@dne3.net to rec.food.cooking on Fri Aug 29 19:11:41 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad
    person

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  • From Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Sat Aug 30 09:27:18 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 19:11:41 -0400, Toaster <toaster@dne3.net> wrote:

    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad >person

    Only because you eat meat.
    --
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  • From Hank Rogers@Hank@nospam.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Fri Aug 29 18:31:06 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    Bruce wrote on 8/29/2025 6:27 PM:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 19:11:41 -0400, Toaster <toaster@dne3.net> wrote:

    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad
    person

    Only because you eat meat.


    Indeed, he could accomplish the same thing, without killing animals, if
    he took up sniffing asses.

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  • From Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Sat Aug 30 09:43:20 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 18:31:06 -0500, Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid>
    wrote:

    Bruce wrote on 8/29/2025 6:27 PM:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 19:11:41 -0400, Toaster <toaster@dne3.net> wrote:

    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad
    person

    Only because you eat meat.


    Indeed, he could accomplish the same thing, without killing animals, if
    he took up sniffing asses.

    That only works for you. Enjoy!
    --
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking on Fri Aug 29 19:25:00 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 8/29/2025 6:11 PM, Toaster wrote:
    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad person

    Being lazy, and not really liking cooking that much is pretty par for
    this NG these days. I hope you put them in the air fryer, because if
    you fried them, that would not be lazy enough.

    --Bryan
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  • From Hank Rogers@Hank@nospam.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Fri Aug 29 19:42:43 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    Bryan Simmons wrote on 8/29/2025 7:25 PM:
    On 8/29/2025 6:11 PM, Toaster wrote:
    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad
    person

    Being lazy, and not really liking cooking that much is pretty par for
    this NG these days.a I hope you put them in the air fryer, because if
    you fried them, that would not be lazy enough.

    I agree. There are only two proper cooks here on this newsgroup:

    Yourself, and her Royal highness, Queen McCrone, ruler of the realm of
    Dataw. Popeye also was her chief at one time, but he's a vegetable now.

    The two of you are the only real cooks that exist here. You are
    immutable and holy. We worship you.

    But I think her Royal Majesty slightly outranks you. You'll have to try harder. Good luck.

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  • From Hank Rogers@Hank@nospam.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Fri Aug 29 19:52:23 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    Bruce wrote on 8/29/2025 6:43 PM:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 18:31:06 -0500, Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid>
    wrote:

    Bruce wrote on 8/29/2025 6:27 PM:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 19:11:41 -0400, Toaster <toaster@dne3.net> wrote:

    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad >>>> person

    Only because you eat meat.


    Indeed, he could accomplish the same thing, without killing animals, if
    he took up sniffing asses.

    That only works for you. Enjoy!


    Join me, Master!


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  • From Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Sat Aug 30 10:53:25 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 19:25:00 -0500, Bryan Simmons
    <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 6:11 PM, Toaster wrote:
    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad
    person

    Being lazy, and not really liking cooking that much is pretty par for
    this NG these days. I hope you put them in the air fryer, because if
    you fried them, that would not be lazy enough.

    We don't all have as much time on our hands as a retired stock boy.
    --
    Bruce <https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/gettyimages-681946574-20250717233334800.jpg>
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  • From Hank Rogers@Hank@nospam.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Fri Aug 29 20:04:01 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    Bruce wrote on 8/29/2025 7:53 PM:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 19:25:00 -0500, Bryan Simmons
    <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 6:11 PM, Toaster wrote:
    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad
    person

    Being lazy, and not really liking cooking that much is pretty par for
    this NG these days. I hope you put them in the air fryer, because if
    you fried them, that would not be lazy enough.

    We don't all have as much time on our hands as a retired stock boy.


    You seem to have much more time than a retired stock boy.

    Congrats!

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  • From Ed P@esp@snet.n to rec.food.cooking on Fri Aug 29 21:07:47 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 8/29/2025 8:25 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 6:11 PM, Toaster wrote:
    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad
    person

    Being lazy, and not really liking cooking that much is pretty par for
    this NG these days.-a I hope you put them in the air fryer, because if
    you fried them, that would not be lazy enough.

    --Bryan


    Yes, I put the Just Barely chicken in the air fryer and they come out
    perfect. Much better than heating up the oven.

    Breast strips 13 minutes
    Bites take 8 minutes.

    I don't do fried, but cut up a potato and that goes in first for 20
    minutes.
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking on Fri Aug 29 21:33:34 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 8/29/2025 7:42 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
    Bryan Simmons wrote on 8/29/2025 7:25 PM:
    On 8/29/2025 6:11 PM, Toaster wrote:
    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad
    person

    Being lazy, and not really liking cooking that much is pretty par for
    this NG these days.-a I hope you put them in the air fryer, because if
    you fried them, that would not be lazy enough.

    I agree.-a There are only two proper cooks here on this newsgroup:

    Yourself, and her Royal highness, Queen McCrone, ruler of the realm of Dataw.-a Popeye also was her chief at one time, but he's a vegetable now.

    We can only hope, for his sake, that he is canned beans, rather than
    dried ones.>
    The two of you are the only real cooks that exist here. You are
    immutable and holy. We worship you.

    But I think her Royal Majesty slightly outranks you.-a You'll have to try harder. Good luck.

    You have been caught off base. Ossifer Dave and his megalodon wife seem
    to cook more than the Princess. The prim professor, Graham, may as
    well. No one outranks me here. The only competition was Steve, who gave
    this NG a middle finger. We had corresponded in the past, but after he
    said fuck you to this NG, he never answered a single personal email. I
    kind of liked Steve, and I stress "kind of." He was the most
    knowledgeable cook here, though he was also both jaded and liked trashy
    shit.

    Even folks who dislike *me*, and those who claim that they dislike my
    cooking, would seem ridiculous if they suggested that they spend more of
    their lives cooking than I do. I wake up every day to prepare a latte
    or two for my wife. I make egg noodles from scratch. I make my own
    freakin' BBQ sauce. I post links to photos. No one else still does
    that other than Leo in a much more limited way, and his last pix of
    burned potatoes was pathetic.

    --Bryan
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking on Fri Aug 29 21:39:49 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 8/29/2025 8:04 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
    Bruce wrote on 8/29/2025 7:53 PM:
    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 19:25:00 -0500, Bryan Simmons
    <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 6:11 PM, Toaster wrote:
    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad >>>> person

    Being lazy, and not really liking cooking that much is pretty par for
    this NG these days.-a I hope you put them in the air fryer, because if
    you fried them, that would not be lazy enough.

    We don't all have as much time on our hands as a retired stock boy.


    You seem to have much more time than a retired stock boy.

    Congrats!

    I was ridiculously efficient in merchandising and stocking. The
    ass-sniffer disrespects working class persons. He is a sissy, and needs
    to be kicked in the scrotum by a milking goat.

    --Bryan
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  • From Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Sat Aug 30 12:41:54 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Fri, 29 Aug 2025 21:33:34 -0500, Bryan Simmons
    <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/29/2025 7:42 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:

    The two of you are the only real cooks that exist here. You are
    immutable and holy. We worship you.

    But I think her Royal Majesty slightly outranks you.-a You'll have to try >> harder. Good luck.

    You have been caught off base. Ossifer Dave and his megalodon wife seem
    to cook more than the Princess. The prim professor, Graham, may as
    well. No one outranks me here. The only competition was Steve, who gave >this NG a middle finger. We had corresponded in the past, but after he
    said fuck you to this NG, he never answered a single personal email. I
    kind of liked Steve, and I stress "kind of." He was the most
    knowledgeable cook here, though he was also both jaded and liked trashy >shit.

    Even folks who dislike *me*, and those who claim that they dislike my >cooking, would seem ridiculous if they suggested that they spend more of >their lives cooking than I do.

    Yeah yeah, you're retired and now you're bored so you cook all day. We
    get it.
    --
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking on Sat Aug 30 06:33:19 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 8/29/2025 8:07 PM, Ed P wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 8:25 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 6:11 PM, Toaster wrote:
    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad
    person

    Being lazy, and not really liking cooking that much is pretty par for
    this NG these days.-a I hope you put them in the air fryer, because if
    you fried them, that would not be lazy enough.

    --Bryan


    Yes, I put the Just Barely chicken in the air fryer and they come out perfect.-a Much better than heating up the oven.

    Breast strips 13 minutes
    Bites take 8 minutes.

    I don't do fried, but cut up a potato and that goes in first for 20
    minutes.

    Here. boneless, skinless breast would go into soup, and *baked* potato
    would be left whole. There's one good reason not to fry. That is that someone doesn't want their kitchen to look like mine.

    --Bryan
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  • From ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net@user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Sat Aug 30 16:26:28 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    There's one good reason not to fry. That is that
    someone doesn't want their kitchen to look like mine.

    --Bryan


    Are you telling us you're a nasty cook who never cleans up
    grease spatters, never wipes down the stove or countertops?
    If the local health department got a peek inside your kitchen
    they'd be slipping and sliding everywhere and would have
    no qualms slapping a cease-and-desist notice on your door?

    My, my. Let the back-pedaling begin.

    ~
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  • From Ed P@esp@snet.n to rec.food.cooking on Sat Aug 30 12:47:58 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 8/30/2025 7:33 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 8:07 PM, Ed P wrote:

    Yes, I put the Just Barely chicken in the air fryer and they come out
    perfect.-a Much better than heating up the oven.

    Breast strips 13 minutes
    Bites take 8 minutes.

    I don't do fried, but cut up a potato and that goes in first for 20
    minutes.

    Here. boneless, skinless breast would go into soup, and *baked* potato
    would be left whole.-a There's one good reason not to fry.-a That is that someone doesn't want their kitchen to look like mine.

    --Bryan

    Note that I said Just Barely.

    https://justbarechicken.com/product/lightly-breaded-chicken-breast-strips/

    No Antibiotics*. Ever.
    No Added Hormones or SteroidsrCa
    No Artificial Ingredients, No Preservatives
    Cage Free Chicken Raised on American FarmsrCi
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  • From Jill McQuown@j_mcquown@comcast.net to rec.food.cooking on Sat Aug 30 14:45:32 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 8/29/2025 7:11 PM, Toaster wrote:
    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad person

    Yes, you're a bad person. ;) You could still have had spinach with the chicken tenders and fries.

    Jill
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  • From Ed P@esp@snet.n to rec.food.cooking on Sat Aug 30 14:55:22 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 8/30/2025 2:45 PM, Jill McQuown wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 7:11 PM, Toaster wrote:
    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad
    person

    Yes, you're a bad person. ;)-a You could still have had spinach with the chicken tenders and fries.

    Jill

    OK, if fresh. If canned spinach he'd still be a bad person.
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  • From Jill McQuown@j_mcquown@comcast.net to rec.food.cooking on Sat Aug 30 14:58:25 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 8/30/2025 2:55 PM, Ed P wrote:
    On 8/30/2025 2:45 PM, Jill McQuown wrote:
    On 8/29/2025 7:11 PM, Toaster wrote:
    i was gonna make some chicken and spinach and something fancy but i
    decided im too lazy and went with chicken tenders and fries. am i a bad
    person

    Yes, you're a bad person. ;)-a You could still have had spinach with
    the chicken tenders and fries.

    Jill

    OK, if fresh.-a If canned spinach he'd still be a bad person.

    I should have added that qualifier. Frozen will do in a pinch, but not
    the chopped spinach that is mostly stems.

    Jill
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  • From ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net@user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Sat Aug 30 22:44:36 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Ed P <esp@snet.n> posted:

    Note that I said Just Barely.

    https://justbarechicken.com/product/lightly-breaded-chicken-breast-strips/

    No Antibiotics*. Ever.
    No Added Hormones or SteroidsrCa
    No Artificial Ingredients, No Preservatives
    Cage Free Chicken Raised on American FarmsrCi


    I've not heard of this brand, but I do see it's available at
    my local Kroger. Will try them soon.

    ~
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking on Sat Aug 30 20:10:02 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 8/30/2025 11:26 AM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    There's one good reason not to fry. That is that
    someone doesn't want their kitchen to look like mine.

    --Bryan


    Are you telling us you're a nasty cook who never cleans up
    grease spatters, never wipes down the stove or countertops?
    If the local health department got a peek inside your kitchen
    they'd be slipping and sliding everywhere and would have
    no qualms slapping a cease-and-desist notice on your door?

    It's not gross in any way. I understand sanitization. There's nothing
    gross going on. Our kitchen is more like a commercial one. Some parts
    are cleaned daily, some less often. I imagine that your kitchen looks
    better than mine because you don't fry. It's probably not as free of
    residue as your frigid vagina that's been sewn up tight since the 1990s.>
    My, my. Let the back-pedaling begin.

    I wonder if you'd like to turn back to the time when you had a man who
    was willing to lick your clitoris. There must have been a man at some
    point, because you posted something that seemed that you knew something
    about RV culture, and single women didn't exist there. Did he die, or
    divorce you because you were a frigid bitch? In your age cohort, men
    were used to your shitty style of cooking. Like Jill, I suspect that
    you were a failure with men pretty early on. Maybe by now you've
    forgotten how it felt to have a cock inside of you, or to be licked to
    orgasm.

    --Bryan
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  • From ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net@user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Sun Aug 31 01:52:47 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    On 8/30/2025 11:26 AM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    There's one good reason not to fry. That is that
    someone doesn't want their kitchen to look like mine.

    --Bryan


    Are you telling us you're a nasty cook who never cleans up
    grease spatters, never wipes down the stove or countertops?
    If the local health department got a peek inside your kitchen
    they'd be slipping and sliding everywhere and would have
    no qualms slapping a cease-and-desist notice on your door?

    It's not gross in any way. I understand sanitization. There's nothing gross going on. Our kitchen is more like a commercial one. Some parts
    are cleaned daily, some less often. I imagine that your kitchen looks better than mine because you don't fry. It's probably not as free of residue as your frigid vagina that's been sewn up tight since the 1990s.

    Yes, I imagine my kitchen looks like a show kitchen next to yours
    It has that appearance as it's cleaned thoroughly /every single day/
    but I do fry on occasion.

    My, my. Let the back-pedaling begin.


    I wonder if you'd like to turn back to the time when you had a man who
    was willing to lick your clitoris. There must have been a man at some point, because you posted something that seemed that you knew something about RV culture, and single women didn't exist there. Did he die, or divorce you because you were a frigid bitch? In your age cohort, men
    were used to your shitty style of cooking. Like Jill, I suspect that
    you were a failure with men pretty early on. Maybe by now you've
    forgotten how it felt to have a cock inside of you, or to be licked to orgasm.

    --Bryan


    You'd be surprised but I'm not a blowhard braggart to satisfy
    your lurid curiosity.

    ~
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  • From Jill McQuown@j_mcquown@comcast.net to rec.food.cooking on Sun Aug 31 12:26:21 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 8/30/2025 9:52 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    On 8/30/2025 11:26 AM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    There's one good reason not to fry. That is that
    someone doesn't want their kitchen to look like mine.

    --Bryan


    Are you telling us you're a nasty cook who never cleans up
    grease spatters, never wipes down the stove or countertops?
    If the local health department got a peek inside your kitchen
    they'd be slipping and sliding everywhere and would have
    no qualms slapping a cease-and-desist notice on your door?
    >
    It's not gross in any way. I understand sanitization. There's nothing
    gross going on. Our kitchen is more like a commercial one.

    Really? Commercial kitchens are scrupulously clean.

    Yes, I imagine my kitchen looks like a show kitchen next to yours
    It has that appearance as it's cleaned thoroughly /every single day/
    but I do fry on occasion.

    My, my. Let the back-pedaling begin.


    I wonder if you'd like to turn back to the time when you had a man
    (snipped childish drivel)>> --Bryan


    You'd be surprised but I'm not a blowhard braggart to satisfy
    your lurid curiosity.

    ~
    Once again he resorts to teenage crap because someone criticizes. Never
    grew up, never will. I feel so sorry for his wife. She must think the
    only way to keep a man is to let him use her as a dick repository.

    Jill
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