• Re: [NEWS] Amazon given full control of James Bond

    From Adam H. Kerman@ahk@chinet.com to alt.fan.james-bond,rec.arts.tv on Sat Oct 4 19:01:49 2025
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    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    On Feb 20, 2025 at 4:41:59 PM PST, "Your Name" <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    After many months and reportedly calling Amazon "idiots", Barbaba
    Broccoli now simply hands the entire franchise over to them. I guess
    the number of zeroes on the cheque changed her mind. Now fans can no
    doubt expect loads of Political Correctness silliness and a massive >>cash-in exercise of spin-offs ruining yet another franchise. :-\

    Let's not forget when Broccoli said this back in 2021:

    A future Bond could be "non-binary" and use the pronoun "they," Barbara >Broccoli, 007's producer, has revealed.

    https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1469979387445616647?s=21

    ----------------------
    The villain in this woke Bond movie will signal his evil by refusing to use >Bond's correct pronouns and Bond will now drink is martinis stirred, not >shaken, because shaking is violence.

    He's an international They of Mystery with a license to misgender!

    From a university Marketing & Advertising class in 2040:

    "And for the next lesson in Marketing 101, we'll be reading a case study >titled: "How to ruin an elite and iconic brand forever - the story of James >Bond (He/Him)"

    Amazon has removed the iconic movie posters and the traditional graphical images used in marketing James Bond movies. Can't have gorgeous babes in
    erotic and provocative poses, and we must pretend Bond has never handled
    a gun. He's no longer Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15161727/James-Bond-fans-blast-woke-Amazon-007-posters.html
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  • From BTR1701@atropos@mac.com to alt.fan.james-bond,rec.arts.tv on Sat Oct 4 19:51:29 2025
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    On Oct 4, 2025 at 12:01:49 PM PDT, ""Adam H. Kerman"" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    On Feb 20, 2025 at 4:41:59 PM PST, "Your Name" <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    After many months and reportedly calling Amazon "idiots", Barbaba
    Broccoli now simply hands the entire franchise over to them. I guess
    the number of zeroes on the cheque changed her mind. Now fans can no
    doubt expect loads of Political Correctness silliness and a massive
    cash-in exercise of spin-offs ruining yet another franchise. :-\

    Let's not forget when Broccoli said this back in 2021:

    A future Bond could be "non-binary" and use the pronoun "they," Barbara
    Broccoli, 007's producer, has revealed.

    https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1469979387445616647?s=21

    ----------------------
    The villain in this woke Bond movie will signal his evil by refusing to use >> Bond's correct pronouns and Bond will now drink is martinis stirred, not
    shaken, because shaking is violence.

    He's an international They of Mystery with a license to misgender!

    From a university Marketing & Advertising class in 2040:

    "And for the next lesson in Marketing 101, we'll be reading a case study
    titled: "How to ruin an elite and iconic brand forever - the story of James >> Bond (He/Him)"

    Amazon has removed the iconic movie posters and the traditional graphical images used in marketing James Bond movies. Can't have gorgeous babes in erotic and provocative poses, and we must pretend Bond has never handled
    a gun. He's no longer Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.


    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15161727/James-Bond-fans-blast-woke-Amazon-007-posters.html

    I knew it! There ought to be a futures market for this sort of thing so I can make money off my predictions.


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  • From shawn@nanoflower@notforg.m.a.i.l.com to rec.arts.tv on Sat Oct 4 16:34:44 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.tv

    On Sat, 4 Oct 2025 19:01:49 -0000 (UTC), "Adam H. Kerman"
    <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    On Feb 20, 2025 at 4:41:59 PM PST, "Your Name" <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    After many months and reportedly calling Amazon "idiots", Barbaba >>>Broccoli now simply hands the entire franchise over to them. I guess
    the number of zeroes on the cheque changed her mind. Now fans can no >>>doubt expect loads of Political Correctness silliness and a massive >>>cash-in exercise of spin-offs ruining yet another franchise. :-\

    Let's not forget when Broccoli said this back in 2021:

    A future Bond could be "non-binary" and use the pronoun "they," Barbara >>Broccoli, 007's producer, has revealed.

    That's a good way to kill off a long running franchise.

    https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1469979387445616647?s=21

    ----------------------
    The villain in this woke Bond movie will signal his evil by refusing to use >>Bond's correct pronouns and Bond will now drink is martinis stirred, not >>shaken, because shaking is violence.

    He's an international They of Mystery with a license to misgender!

    From a university Marketing & Advertising class in 2040:

    "And for the next lesson in Marketing 101, we'll be reading a case study >>titled: "How to ruin an elite and iconic brand forever - the story of James >>Bond (He/Him)"

    Amazon has removed the iconic movie posters and the traditional graphical >images used in marketing James Bond movies. Can't have gorgeous babes in >erotic and provocative poses, and we must pretend Bond has never handled
    a gun. He's no longer Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15161727/James-Bond-fans-blast-woke-Amazon-007-posters.html

    Nothing like buying a money making franchise and then putting your own
    stamp by changing much that the franchise was known for. If you don't
    like what the franchise was known for then why not create your own
    content based on your own ideas of taking the name and not much more
    of a known product.
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  • From Capricorne@capricorne@gmail.com to rec.arts.tv on Sat Oct 4 17:15:37 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.tv

    On Sat, 4 Oct 2025 19:01:49 -0000 (UTC), "Adam H. Kerman"
    <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    On Feb 20, 2025 at 4:41:59 PM PST, "Your Name" <YourName@YourISP.com>
    wrote:
    After many months and reportedly calling Amazon "idiots", Barbaba
    Broccoli now simply hands the entire franchise over to them. I guess
    the number of zeroes on the cheque changed her mind. Now fans can no
    doubt expect loads of Political Correctness silliness and a massive
    cash-in exercise of spin-offs ruining yet another franchise. :-\
    Let's not forget when Broccoli said this back in 2021:
    A future Bond could be "non-binary" and use the pronoun "they," Barbara
    Broccoli, 007's producer, has revealed.

    That's a good way to kill off a long running franchise.

    https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1469979387445616647?s=21
    ----------------------
    The villain in this woke Bond movie will signal his evil by refusing to use >>> Bond's correct pronouns and Bond will now drink is martinis stirred, not >>> shaken, because shaking is violence.

    He's an international They of Mystery with a license to misgender!
    From a university Marketing & Advertising class in 2040:
    "And for the next lesson in Marketing 101, we'll be reading a case study >>> titled: "How to ruin an elite and iconic brand forever - the story of James >>> Bond (He/Him)"

    Amazon has removed the iconic movie posters and the traditional graphical
    images used in marketing James Bond movies. Can't have gorgeous babes in
    erotic and provocative poses, and we must pretend Bond has never handled
    a gun. He's no longer Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15161727/James-Bond-fans-blast-woke-Amazon-007-posters.html

    Nothing like buying a money making franchise and then putting your own
    stamp by changing much that the franchise was known for. If you don't
    like what the franchise was known for then why not create your own
    content based on your own ideas of taking the name and not much more
    of a known product.


    True. So do anyone thinks James Bond will be gay or trans? Or a black
    shaved head black woman?
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  • From Capricorne@capricorne@gmail.com to rec.arts.tv on Sat Oct 4 17:16:48 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.tv

    (supersedes <mkdh3qFbep4U1@mid.individual.net>)

    On Sat, 4 Oct 2025 19:01:49 -0000 (UTC), "Adam H. Kerman"
    <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    On Feb 20, 2025 at 4:41:59 PM PST, "Your Name" <YourName@YourISP.com>
    wrote:
    After many months and reportedly calling Amazon "idiots", Barbaba
    Broccoli now simply hands the entire franchise over to them. I guess the >>>> number of zeroes on the cheque changed her mind. Now fans can no doubt >>>> expect loads of Political Correctness silliness and a massive cash-in >>>> exercise of spin-offs ruining yet another franchise. :-\
    Let's not forget when Broccoli said this back in 2021:
    A future Bond could be "non-binary" and use the pronoun "they," Barbara
    Broccoli, 007's producer, has revealed.

    That's a good way to kill off a long running franchise.

    https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1469979387445616647?s=21
    ----------------------
    The villain in this woke Bond movie will signal his evil by refusing to >>> use
    Bond's correct pronouns and Bond will now drink is martinis stirred, not >>> shaken, because shaking is violence.

    He's an international They of Mystery with a license to misgender!
    From a university Marketing & Advertising class in 2040:
    "And for the next lesson in Marketing 101, we'll be reading a case study >>> titled: "How to ruin an elite and iconic brand forever - the story of
    James
    Bond (He/Him)"

    Amazon has removed the iconic movie posters and the traditional graphical
    images used in marketing James Bond movies. Can't have gorgeous babes in
    erotic and provocative poses, and we must pretend Bond has never handled
    a gun. He's no longer Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15161727/James-Bond-fans-blast-woke-Amazon-007-posters.html

    Nothing like buying a money making franchise and then putting your own
    stamp by changing much that the franchise was known for. If you don't
    like what the franchise was known for then why not create your own
    content based on your own ideas of taking the name and not much more
    of a known product.


    True. So do anyone thinks James Bond will be gay or trans? Or a black
    shaved head woman?
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  • From Capricorne@capricorne@gmail.com to rec.arts.tv on Sat Oct 4 17:17:16 2025
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  • From super70s@super70s@super70s.invalid to rec.arts.tv, alt.fan.james-bond on Sun Oct 5 08:41:55 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.tv

    The villain in this woke Bond movie will signal his evil by refusing to use
    Bond's correct pronouns and Bond will now drink is martinis stirred, not >>>> shaken, because shaking is violence.

    Take heart, bubbas. Remember Bezos donated $1 million to Trump's
    inaugural slush fund.

    Dr. Wo(ke)
    To Vladimir, With Love
    Cryptofinger
    Thunderballroom
    You Only Get Impeached Twice
    On His Maga-nificent's Secret Service
    Trump Dynasties Are Forever

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  • From anim8rfsk@anim8rfsk@cox.net to rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.james-bond on Sun Oct 5 10:20:16 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.tv

    Adam H. Kerman <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    On Feb 20, 2025 at 4:41:59 PM PST, "Your Name" <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    After many months and reportedly calling Amazon "idiots", Barbaba
    Broccoli now simply hands the entire franchise over to them. I guess
    the number of zeroes on the cheque changed her mind. Now fans can no
    doubt expect loads of Political Correctness silliness and a massive
    cash-in exercise of spin-offs ruining yet another franchise. :-\

    Let's not forget when Broccoli said this back in 2021:

    A future Bond could be "non-binary" and use the pronoun "they," Barbara
    Broccoli, 007's producer, has revealed.

    https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1469979387445616647?s=21

    ----------------------
    The villain in this woke Bond movie will signal his evil by refusing to use >> Bond's correct pronouns and Bond will now drink is martinis stirred, not
    shaken, because shaking is violence.

    He's an international They of Mystery with a license to misgender!

    From a university Marketing & Advertising class in 2040:

    "And for the next lesson in Marketing 101, we'll be reading a case study
    titled: "How to ruin an elite and iconic brand forever - the story of James >> Bond (He/Him)"

    Amazon has removed the iconic movie posters and the traditional graphical images used in marketing James Bond movies. Can't have gorgeous babes in erotic and provocative poses, and we must pretend Bond has never handled
    a gun. He's no longer Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15161727/James-Bond-fans-blast-woke-Amazon-007-posters.html


    30 years ago I did the European theatrical teaser trailer for Goldeneye. It
    was the classic gun barrel hole showing Pierce Brosnan walking against the black foreground. He fired repeatedly at the camera blowing pieces of the foreground away until only the 007 was left and walked to the camera and
    said his line

    The woman in charge freaked at the 007 logo with the gun barrel on the
    right hand side and declared she didnrCOt want any guns in the trailer.

    So I did it again and this time I had the 00 and the 7 part so Brosnan
    could walk in between them and when the seven came back in behind him, I
    did two versions; one where the 7 had the gun barrel and one where it
    didnrCOt so they could use it either way. I had to piece together multiple takes of Brosnan walking, but made it work by finding identical positions
    of him in different versions. We referred to him as the amazing animatronic Pierce Brosnan.

    This time she double freaked as often happens when you solve somebodyrCOs imaginary complaint and scrapped it altogether.
    --
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.
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  • From The True Melissa@thetruemelissa@gmail.com to rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.james-bond on Sun Oct 5 14:50:47 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.tv

    In article
    <2001399279.781376558.385311.
    anim8rfsk-
    cox.net@news.easynews.com>,
    anim8rfsk@cox.net says...
    30 years ago I did the European theatrical teaser trailer for Goldeneye. It was the classic gun barrel hole showing Pierce Brosnan walking against the black foreground. He fired repeatedly at the camera blowing pieces of the foreground away until only the 007 was left and walked to the camera and
    said his line

    That sounds cool.


    The woman in charge freaked at the 007 logo with the gun barrel on the
    right hand side and declared she didn?t want any guns in the trailer.

    It is odd how people insist
    on putting their own personal
    politics into fiction. James
    Bond is pretty clearly a spy
    fantasy, not intended to map
    onto reality. The idea of a
    famous spy is inherently
    ridiculous, and if I can
    swallow that, I can probably
    handle most of the rest.

    ObTV: Superstore did a very
    good episode about guns, IMO
    -- quite balanced. It's
    s2e04, "Guns, Pills, and
    Birds."

    Wbanu, jub ungrf thaf, vf
    nffvtarq gb jbex va fcbegvat
    tbbqf. Ur pbzcynvaf. Nzl, gur
    sybbe znantre, gryyf uvz gb
    fuhg hc naq qb uvf wbo. Gura,
    na boivbhfyl penml zna jnagf
    gb ohl n thl -- Nzl unf frafr
    naq nterrf gung gurl fubhyq
    rkrepvfr gurve evtug gb
    ershfr. Wbanu gura ortvaf
    uhagvat sbe rkphfrf gb
    qrpyner bgure cbgragvny
    chepunfref gb or hafgnoyr.

    The show itself never picks a
    side, and both characters are
    treated respectfully (for a
    sitcom).


    Melissa



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  • From BTR1701@atropos@mac.com to alt.fan.james-bond,rec.arts.tv on Sun Oct 5 20:22:25 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.tv

    On Oct 5, 2025 at 11:50:47 AM PDT, "The True Melissa" <thetruemelissa@gmail.com> wrote:

    In article
    <2001399279.781376558.385311.
    anim8rfsk-
    cox.net@news.easynews.com>,
    anim8rfsk@cox.net says...
    30 years ago I did the European theatrical teaser trailer for Goldeneye. It >> was the classic gun barrel hole showing Pierce Brosnan walking against the >> black foreground. He fired repeatedly at the camera blowing pieces of the >> foreground away until only the 007 was left and walked to the camera and
    said his line

    That sounds cool.

    The woman in charge freaked at the 007 logo with the gun barrel on the
    right hand side and declared she didn?t want any guns in the trailer.

    It is odd how people insist on putting their own personal politics into fiction. James Bond is pretty clearly a spy fantasy, not intended to map onto reality. The idea of a famous spy is inherently ridiculous, and if I can swallow that, I can probably handle most of the rest.

    ObTV: Superstore did a very good episode about guns, IMO -- quite balanced. It's s2e04, "Guns, Pills, and Birds."

    Wbanu, jub ungrf thaf, vf nffvtarq gb jbex va fcbegvat tbbqf. Ur pbzcynvaf. Nzl, gur sybbe znantre, gryyf uvz gb fuhg hc naq qb uvf wbo. Gura, na boivbhfyl penml zna jnagf gb ohl n thl -- Nzl unf frafr naq nterrf gung gurl fubhyq rkrepvfr gurve evtug gb ershfr. Wbanu gura ortvaf uhagvat sbe rkphfrf gb qrpyner bgure cbgragvny chepunfref gb or hafgnoyr.

    The show itself never picks a side, and both characters are treated respectfully (for a sitcom).

    That has to be the only episode where we even see a sporting goods section in the store. I don't recall ever seeing it again after that.


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  • From anim8rfsk@anim8rfsk@cox.net to rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.james-bond on Sun Oct 5 23:15:34 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.tv

    The True Melissa <thetruemelissa@gmail.com> wrote:
    In article
    <2001399279.781376558.385311.
    anim8rfsk-
    cox.net@news.easynews.com>,
    anim8rfsk@cox.net says...
    30 years ago I did the European theatrical teaser trailer for Goldeneye. It >> was the classic gun barrel hole showing Pierce Brosnan walking against the >> black foreground. He fired repeatedly at the camera blowing pieces of the
    foreground away until only the 007 was left and walked to the camera and
    said his line

    That sounds cool.

    Thanks :-)

    Oh they said I could put it on my demo reel but when we asked about using
    the music, they said it would cost rCLat least $87,500rCL

    We used a free clone of the music instead.



    The woman in charge freaked at the 007 logo with the gun barrel on the
    right hand side and declared she didn?t want any guns in the trailer.

    It is odd how people insist
    on putting their own personal
    politics into fiction. James
    Bond is pretty clearly a spy
    fantasy, not intended to map
    onto reality. The idea of a
    famous spy is inherently
    ridiculous, and if I can
    swallow that, I can probably
    handle most of the rest.

    ObTV: Superstore did a very
    good episode about guns, IMO
    -- quite balanced. It's
    s2e04, "Guns, Pills, and
    Birds."

    Wbanu, jub ungrf thaf, vf
    nffvtarq gb jbex va fcbegvat
    tbbqf. Ur pbzcynvaf. Nzl, gur
    sybbe znantre, gryyf uvz gb
    fuhg hc naq qb uvf wbo. Gura,
    na boivbhfyl penml zna jnagf
    gb ohl n thl -- Nzl unf frafr
    naq nterrf gung gurl fubhyq
    rkrepvfr gurve evtug gb
    ershfr. Wbanu gura ortvaf
    uhagvat sbe rkphfrf gb
    qrpyner bgure cbgragvny
    chepunfref gb or hafgnoyr.

    The show itself never picks a
    side, and both characters are
    treated respectfully (for a
    sitcom).


    Melissa




    --
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.
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  • From The Horny Goat@lcraver@home.ca to rec.arts.tv on Tue Oct 7 00:38:03 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.tv

    On Sat, 04 Oct 2025 16:34:44 -0400, shawn
    <nanoflower@notforg.m.a.i.l.com> wrote:

    Amazon has removed the iconic movie posters and the traditional graphical >>images used in marketing James Bond movies. Can't have gorgeous babes in >>erotic and provocative poses, and we must pretend Bond has never handled
    a gun. He's no longer Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15161727/James-Bond-fans-blast-woke-Amazon-007-posters.html

    Nothing like buying a money making franchise and then putting your own
    stamp by changing much that the franchise was known for. If you don't
    like what the franchise was known for then why not create your own
    content based on your own ideas of taking the name and not much more
    of a known product.

    It's not as if they don't know gorgeous babes are a key element in the
    Bond franchise. The two I remember best are Jane Seymour (Live and Let
    Die) and Lois Chiles (Moonraker - especially the final scene) though I
    don't think either were the best Bond films.
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  • From Adam H. Kerman@ahk@chinet.com to rec.arts.tv on Tue Oct 7 17:42:41 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.tv

    The Horny Goat <lcraver@home.ca> wrote:

    . . .

    It's not as if they don't know gorgeous babes are a key element in the
    Bond franchise. The two I remember best are Jane Seymour (Live and Let
    Die) and Lois Chiles (Moonraker - especially the final scene) though I
    don't think either were the best Bond films.

    Lois Chiles was absolutely gorgeous but Holly Goodhead was a dreadful
    Bond girl; I'm not blaming Miss Chiles. Just a terrible, terrible
    script.

    And Q got the naughty line that time!
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  • From The Horny Goat@lcraver@home.ca to rec.arts.tv on Fri Oct 10 13:14:32 2025
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.tv

    On Tue, 7 Oct 2025 17:42:41 -0000 (UTC), "Adam H. Kerman"
    <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    It's not as if they don't know gorgeous babes are a key element in the
    Bond franchise. The two I remember best are Jane Seymour (Live and Let
    Die) and Lois Chiles (Moonraker - especially the final scene) though I >>don't think either were the best Bond films.

    Lois Chiles was absolutely gorgeous but Holly Goodhead was a dreadful
    Bond girl; I'm not blaming Miss Chiles. Just a terrible, terrible
    script.

    I strongly think at least half of that terrible role was due to "Jaws"
    which was as bad a Bond villain as ever appeared.

    On the other hand, I really liked when they promoted Moneypenny
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