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"Will Dockery" <opbop1@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:cb5tpf$7f2@odbk17.prod.google.com...

Apparently, Woodstock Eddy is finally preparing to go forward with
what he's been planning and talking about since at least September:
Opening a new pizza joint in Shadowville and going head-to-head with
Pasko's Pizza Roma.

Like THAT'S a fucking hard thing to do. A homeless man selling pizza
out of the back of his station wagon could do better than Pizza Roma.

He hasn't showed up, or called Pizza Roma in two days, which Pasko
takes to mean he's quit.

That's because Pasko is a moron, Will. I don't suppose he's tried to contact his employees to see if something is wrong? Maybe Eddy is
lying on the floor somewhere bleeding to death? Or any number of
things I'm guessing your retard fuck-up for a manager/owner probably
didn't think of to check on.

I stopped by his place tomight, and though he
was very drunk, he gave me the update:

So, wait...he was "very drunk" yet he "gave you an update?" And you
listened to him? This proves you're even stupider than you've proven
so far, Will. If he had been high on cocaine or meth would you have
listened to his "update" then too?

He wants to open a shop called Fantastic Four Pizzaria [I mentioned
this name *might* get him in trouble with Marvel Comix, but he likes
it], to signify the four partners he envisions in this new pizza
joint

Woodstock Eddy himself, owner and greeter.

Doug Andrew, manager and in charge of alcohol selection.

Me [Will Dockery] covering the entertainment aspect.

Tre Wright, head cook and director of pizza innovations. This would
also include bringing Amber in.
Eddy's shopping around for a brick ove, et cetera.

Is he going to get Captain America to be a sponsor???

You are such a fucking moron, Will.

This is the earliest mention I've found of Cain kicking Drecksters ass.

This Dreckery delusion takes the cake!

"Me [Will Dockery] covering the entertainment aspect."

So sad it didn't happen. Perhaps it's all for the best, otherwise
Dreckery's crappy fartwork couldn't promote Tarzan Pies at Parnello's
House of Ptomaine.

Gad, what a fucking loser.
--
"Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign
that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.

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