• Job interview at the dwarf cosmetics shop Lush:

    From Ground Goblin@3feet@under.org to alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,talk.politics.guns,sac.politics,misc.phone.mobile.iphone,alt.politics.republicans on Tue Oct 7 22:42:13 2025
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    Interviewer: Are you happy to approach customers within one second of them coming in and harass them continually during their visit?

    Me: Oh yeah

    Interviewer: Great. And are you happy to dye your hair pink or green and
    have unnecessary and excessive tattoos?

    Me: I definitely am!

    Interviewer: Okay. What are your pronouns?

    Me: He/Him

    Interviewer: Get the fuck out of here!!
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