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On 2025-08-24 3:00 a.m., CtrlAltDel wrote:
While walking down a trail deep in suburbia, my shoe became untied and I
fell because of that and broke my ankle. That's it, I'm never wearing
shoes again. Shoes don't just *become* untied on their own. Shoe
companies have a reason to hate me because I only buy shoes when the
previous pair are completely worn out and disintegrating on my feet. They
like regular customers and I ain't that.
I was riding my bicycle in the park yesterday and as I was just beginning
to go down a rather steep incline, leading to a lake, the tire developed a >> flat and I rolled down the hill into the lake. It was embarrassing as
hell. That's it, I'm never riding a bike with tires on it again. Other
people's bike tires don't go flat just at the exact wrong moment; think
about it. Big Bike and their subsidiaries have been out to get me ever
since I got my first Schwinn when I was 5 years old.
About a week ago, I got choked on a bologna sandwich, with lettuce and
tomatoes, and very nearly had a horrible catastrophe before I finally
gagged it up. That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had it's chance
and now I'm done with it.
I swear that for a minute, I was convinced that I was reading an
authentic Joel Crump post. I was only brought back to reality when I realized that girl cock hadn't been mentioned anywhere.
CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> news:37FqQ.8172$NCY2.6421@fx39.iad Sun, 24 Aug 2025 14:14:22 GMT in comp.os.linux.advocacy, wrote:
On 2025-08-24 3:00 a.m., CtrlAltDel wrote:
While walking down a trail deep in suburbia, my shoe became untied and I >>> fell because of that and broke my ankle. That's it, I'm never wearing
shoes again. Shoes don't just *become* untied on their own. Shoe
companies have a reason to hate me because I only buy shoes when the
previous pair are completely worn out and disintegrating on my feet. They >>> like regular customers and I ain't that.
I was riding my bicycle in the park yesterday and as I was just beginning >>> to go down a rather steep incline, leading to a lake, the tire developed a >>> flat and I rolled down the hill into the lake. It was embarrassing as
hell. That's it, I'm never riding a bike with tires on it again. Other
people's bike tires don't go flat just at the exact wrong moment; think
about it. Big Bike and their subsidiaries have been out to get me ever
since I got my first Schwinn when I was 5 years old.
About a week ago, I got choked on a bologna sandwich, with lettuce and
tomatoes, and very nearly had a horrible catastrophe before I finally
gagged it up. That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had it's chance
and now I'm done with it.
I swear that for a minute, I was convinced that I was reading an
authentic Joel Crump post. I was only brought back to reality when I
realized that girl cock hadn't been mentioned anywhere.
Damnit. I've got to stop drinking a dew while reading usenet. Now I've got a fucking sticky mess to clean up. Grrr.
On 2025-10-11, Gremlin <nobody@haph.org> wrote:
CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> news:37FqQ.8172$NCY2.6421@fx39.iad Sun,
24 Aug 2025 14:14:22 GMT in comp.os.linux.advocacy, wrote:
On 2025-08-24 3:00 a.m., CtrlAltDel wrote:
While walking down a trail deep in suburbia, my shoe became untied
and I fell because of that and broke my ankle. That's it, I'm never
wearing shoes again. Shoes don't just *become* untied on their own.
Shoe companies have a reason to hate me because I only buy shoes when
the previous pair are completely worn out and disintegrating on my
feet. They like regular customers and I ain't that.
I was riding my bicycle in the park yesterday and as I was just
beginning to go down a rather steep incline, leading to a lake, the
tire developed a flat and I rolled down the hill into the lake. It
was embarrassing as hell. That's it, I'm never riding a bike with
tires on it again. Other people's bike tires don't go flat just at
the exact wrong moment; think about it. Big Bike and their
subsidiaries have been out to get me ever since I got my first
Schwinn when I was 5 years old.
About a week ago, I got choked on a bologna sandwich, with lettuce
and tomatoes, and very nearly had a horrible catastrophe before I
finally gagged it up. That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had
it's chance and now I'm done with it.
I swear that for a minute, I was convinced that I was reading an
authentic Joel Crump post. I was only brought back to reality when I
realized that girl cock hadn't been mentioned anywhere.
Damnit. I've got to stop drinking a dew while reading usenet. Now I've
got a fucking sticky mess to clean up. Grrr.
If any dew spilled on your keyboard, computer, etc you need to
immediately call "The Prescott Computer Guy".
I believe he makes house calls !
I can almost guarantee that once snit works on it, you will never have another problem with that keyboard, computer or other piece of technical gear.
..... of course it will never function again which is why it will be
problem free!
LOL!