• Re: YAY

    From Doc Hammerslack@dochammerslack@creon.earth to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 09:47:56 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, % wrote:

    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip Currents
    To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    But you might be more right than you expected: Android
    is so easy, even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Linux localhost 6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP
    PREEMPT Wed Mar 12 13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.
    --
    Doc Hammerslack
    Today is Boomtime, the 23rd day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3191
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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 15:54:48 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    Doc Hammerslack wrote:
    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, % wrote:

    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip Currents
    To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    But you might be more right than you expected: Android
    is so easy, even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Linux localhost 6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP
    PREEMPT Wed Mar 12 13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.


    is your samsung phone?

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  • From vallor@vallor@cultnix.org to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 16:36:47 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sat, 30 Aug 2025 15:54:48 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote in <759cecbf-194b-a347-a333-48f0d02f2598@shinku.aoyagi.konjou>:

    Doc Hammerslack wrote:
    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, % wrote:

    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip
    Currents To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    But you might be more right than you expected: Android is so easy,
    even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a Linux localhost
    6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Mar 12
    13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.


    is your samsung phone?

    Is reversed language?

    My phone is a Pixel Pro 9 XL
    --
    -v System76 Thelio Mega v1.1 x86_64 NVIDIA RTX 3090Ti 24G
    OS: Linux 6.16.4 D: Mint 22.1 DE: Xfce 4.18
    NVIDIA: 580.76.05 Mem: 258G
    "How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?"
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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 16:45:41 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    vallor wrote:
    On Sat, 30 Aug 2025 15:54:48 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote in <759cecbf-194b-a347-a333-48f0d02f2598@shinku.aoyagi.konjou>:

    Doc Hammerslack wrote:
    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, % wrote:

    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip
    Currents To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    But you might be more right than you expected: Android is so easy,
    even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a Linux localhost
    6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Mar 12
    13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.


    is your samsung phone?

    Is reversed language?

    My phone is a Pixel Pro 9 XL


    aahh i was going to say pixel!

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  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 16:51:02 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    jojo wrote:
    vallor wrote:
    On Sat, 30 Aug 2025 15:54:48 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote in
    <759cecbf-194b-a347-a333-48f0d02f2598@shinku.aoyagi.konjou>:

    Doc Hammerslack wrote:
    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29
    -0700, % wrote:

    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip
    Currents To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    But you might be more right than you expected:-a Android is so
    easy,
    even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a Linux localhost
    6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP PREEMPT
    Wed Mar 12
    13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.


    is your samsung phone?

    Is reversed language?

    My phone is a Pixel Pro 9 XL


    aahh i was going to say pixel!


    btw that is a very expensive phone! you havent updated it to v15?

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  • From vallor@vallor@cultnix.org to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 17:15:45 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sat, 30 Aug 2025 16:51:02 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote in <b5f65e69-da1b-23ea-348d-e2ce4b816266@shinku.aoyagi.konjou>:

    jojo wrote:
    vallor wrote:
    On Sat, 30 Aug 2025 15:54:48 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote in
    <759cecbf-194b-a347-a333-48f0d02f2598@shinku.aoyagi.konjou>:

    Doc Hammerslack wrote:
    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, %
    wrote:

    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip
    Currents To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    But you might be more right than you expected:-a Android is so easy, >>>>> even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a Linux localhost
    6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Mar >>>>> 12 13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.


    is your samsung phone?

    Is reversed language?

    My phone is a Pixel Pro 9 XL


    aahh i was going to say pixel!


    btw that is a very expensive phone! you havent updated it to v15?

    It's running Android 16. Not sure why the kernel doesn't say that.
    --
    -v System76 Thelio Mega v1.1 x86_64 NVIDIA RTX 3090Ti 24G
    OS: Linux 6.16.4 D: Mint 22.1 DE: Xfce 4.18
    NVIDIA: 580.76.05 Mem: 258G
    "Some things have got to be believed to be seen."
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  • From Farley Flud@ff@linux.rocks to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 18:47:47 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 30 Aug 2025 16:36:47 GMT, vallor wrote:


    My phone is a Pixel Pro 9 XL


    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Once a lackey,
    always a lackey!

    Only retarded little girls use smart phones (because
    they can't use anything else).

    My phone is the fantastic NUU flip:

    https://nuumobile.com/f4l-flip-phone/

    Where you paid about $1000 for a piece of useless junk, I am
    only set back $90.

    Furthermore, my monthly bill is only $5.00 (that's FIVE bucks)
    while you must pay TWENTY times that for your useless service.

    I HATE people who use smart phones. They are techno-idiots.

    My previous phone was only $20 but the network moved to 4G
    and thus I was forced to buy a $90 pile of crap.

    Smart phones are a joke that only idiot clowns (like you)
    would appreciate.
    --
    Gentoo: the only road to GNU/Linux perfection.
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 19:06:57 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    vallor wrote:
    On Sat, 30 Aug 2025 16:51:02 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote in <b5f65e69-da1b-23ea-348d-e2ce4b816266@shinku.aoyagi.konjou>:

    jojo wrote:
    vallor wrote:
    On Sat, 30 Aug 2025 15:54:48 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote in
    <759cecbf-194b-a347-a333-48f0d02f2598@shinku.aoyagi.konjou>:

    Doc Hammerslack wrote:
    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, %
    wrote:

    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip >>>>>>>>> Currents To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    But you might be more right than you expected:-a Android is so easy, >>>>>> even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a Linux localhost
    6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Mar >>>>>> 12 13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.


    is your samsung phone?

    Is reversed language?

    My phone is a Pixel Pro 9 XL


    aahh i was going to say pixel!


    btw that is a very expensive phone! you havent updated it to v15?

    It's running Android 16. Not sure why the kernel doesn't say that.


    i thought stable 16 would be released in september, pixels get
    early preview?

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  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 15:17:51 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 8/30/2025 2:47 PM, Farley Flud wrote:
    On 30 Aug 2025 16:36:47 GMT, vallor wrote:

    My phone is a Pixel Pro 9 XL

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Once a lackey,
    always a lackey!

    Only retarded little girls use smart phones (because
    they can't use anything else).

    My phone is the fantastic NUU flip:

    https://nuumobile.com/f4l-flip-phone/

    Where you paid about $1000 for a piece of useless junk, I am
    only set back $90.

    Furthermore, my monthly bill is only $5.00 (that's FIVE bucks)
    while you must pay TWENTY times that for your useless service.

    I HATE people who use smart phones. They are techno-idiots.

    My previous phone was only $20 but the network moved to 4G
    and thus I was forced to buy a $90 pile of crap.

    Smart phones are a joke that only idiot clowns (like you)
    would appreciate.


    You don't know what you're missing.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From jojo@f00@0f0.00f to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 19:09:02 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    Farley Flud wrote:
    On 30 Aug 2025 16:36:47 GMT, vallor wrote:


    My phone is a Pixel Pro 9 XL


    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Once a lackey,
    always a lackey!

    Only retarded little girls use smart phones (because
    they can't use anything else).

    My phone is the fantastic NUU flip:

    https://nuumobile.com/f4l-flip-phone/

    Where you paid about $1000 for a piece of useless junk, I am
    only set back $90.

    Furthermore, my monthly bill is only $5.00 (that's FIVE bucks)
    while you must pay TWENTY times that for your useless service.

    I HATE people who use smart phones. They are techno-idiots.

    My previous phone was only $20 but the network moved to 4G
    and thus I was forced to buy a $90 pile of crap.

    Smart phones are a joke that only idiot clowns (like you)
    would appreciate.


    how many people do you know?

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  • From snipeco.2@snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 20:28:53 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    Joel W. Crump <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:

    [...]

    You don't know what you're missing.

    --
    Joel W. Crump


    Oh look, it's Crumply; the Slack is honoured.

    She offered her honour
    He honoured her offer
    So all night light long
    He was on her and off her.

    Are you on top or bottom tonight, Crumply?
    --
    ^-^. Sn!pe, PTB, FIBS My pet rock Gordon just is.
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 16:06:25 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 8/30/2025 3:28 PM, Sn!pe wrote:

    You don't know what you're missing.

    Oh look, it's Crumply; the Slack is honoured.

    She offered her honour
    He honoured her offer
    So all night light long
    He was on her and off her.

    Are you on top or bottom tonight, Crumply?


    I'm not going to react to your fiction.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From snipeco.2@snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 21:26:37 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    Joel W. Crump <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 8/30/2025 3:28 PM, Sn!pe wrote:

    You don't know what you're missing.

    Oh look, it's Crumply; the Slack is honoured.

    She offered her honour
    He honoured her offer
    So all night light long
    He was on her and off her.

    Are you on top or bottom tonight, Crumply?


    I'm not going to react to your fiction.


    Yet here you are, this thread still in both COLA and the Slack,
    with the followup to the Slack having been defeated. ree:o)
    --
    ^|A^. Sn!pe, PTB, FIBS My pet rock Gordon just is.
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 16:45:48 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 8/30/2025 4:26 PM, Sn!pe wrote:

    You don't know what you're missing.

    Oh look, it's Crumply; the Slack is honoured.

    She offered her honour
    He honoured her offer
    So all night light long
    He was on her and off her.

    Are you on top or bottom tonight, Crumply?

    I'm not going to react to your fiction.

    Yet here you are, this thread still in both COLA and the Slack,
    with the followup to the Slack having been defeated. ree:o)


    I don't like Followup-To headers. COLA is a community where being
    on-topic isn't always required. I'm posting from Windows 11, in fact.
    But I've used GNU/Linux in reasonably advanced ways.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Tyrone@none@none.none to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 31 00:04:00 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Aug 30, 2025 at 5:47:56rC>AM EDT, "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:

    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, % wrote:

    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip Currents
    To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    Macs run Unix. It is just very well hidden from ordinary users.

    But you might be more right than you expected: Android
    is so easy, even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Linux localhost 6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP
    PREEMPT Wed Mar 12 13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.

    I popped a shell into my iPhone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin localhost 24.6.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.6.0: Tue Jul 15 21:54:57 PDT 2025; root:xnu-11417.140.69~16/RELEASE_ARM64_T8140 iPhone 17,2

    That's what in MY pocket. iPhones also run Unix. So do iPads. So do Apple watches.

    On this mac I get:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin Tyrones-MacBook-Pro.local 24.5.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.5.0: Tue Apr 22 19:54:25 PDT 2025; root:xnu-11417.121.6~2/RELEASE_ARM64_T6020 arm64

    I have not updated the Mac to the latest version yet.
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  • From pothead@pothead@snakebite.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 31 00:34:09 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2025-08-30, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:
    Joel W. Crump <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:

    [...]

    You don't know what you're missing.

    --
    Joel W. Crump


    Oh look, it's Crumply; the Slack is honoured.

    She offered her honour
    He honoured her offer
    So all night light long
    He was on her and off her.

    Are you on top or bottom tonight, Crumply?


    Ewwwwwwwe......
    Yuck.
    --
    pothead

    "Our lives are fashioned by our choices. First we make our choices.
    Then our choices make us."
    -- Anne Frank
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  • From pursent100@pursent100@gmail.com to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Aug 30 17:48:55 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    Tyrone wrote:
    On Aug 30, 2025 at 5:47:56rC>AM EDT, "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:

    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, % wrote:

    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip Currents >>>>> To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    Macs run Unix. It is just very well hidden from ordinary users.

    But you might be more right than you expected: Android
    is so easy, even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Linux localhost 6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP
    PREEMPT Wed Mar 12 13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.

    I popped a shell into my iPhone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin localhost 24.6.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.6.0: Tue Jul 15 21:54:57 PDT 2025; root:xnu-11417.140.69~16/RELEASE_ARM64_T8140 iPhone 17,2

    That's what in MY pocket. iPhones also run Unix. So do iPads. So do Apple watches.

    On this mac I get:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin Tyrones-MacBook-Pro.local 24.5.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.5.0: Tue Apr 22 19:54:25 PDT 2025; root:xnu-11417.121.6~2/RELEASE_ARM64_T6020 arm64

    I have not updated the Mac to the latest version yet.

    this is not a yay
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  • From Tyrone@none@none.none to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 31 16:40:21 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Aug 30, 2025 at 8:48:55rC>PM EDT, "%" <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Tyrone wrote:
    On Aug 30, 2025 at 5:47:56rC>AM EDT, "Doc Hammerslack"
    <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:

    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, % wrote:

    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip Currents >>>>>> To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    Macs run Unix. It is just very well hidden from ordinary users.

    But you might be more right than you expected: Android
    is so easy, even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Linux localhost 6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP
    PREEMPT Wed Mar 12 13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.

    I popped a shell into my iPhone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin localhost 24.6.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.6.0: Tue Jul 15 21:54:57 PDT
    2025; root:xnu-11417.140.69~16/RELEASE_ARM64_T8140 iPhone 17,2

    That's what is in MY pocket. iPhones also run Unix. So do iPads. So do Apple
    watches.

    On this mac I get:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin Tyrones-MacBook-Pro.local 24.5.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.5.0: Tue Apr
    22 19:54:25 PDT 2025; root:xnu-11417.121.6~2/RELEASE_ARM64_T6020 arm64

    I have not updated the Mac to the latest version yet.

    this is not a yay

    I say yay. Feel free to say nay, but your nay does not diminish my yay.
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  • From pursent100@pursent100@gmail.com to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 31 11:27:38 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    Tyrone wrote:
    On Aug 30, 2025 at 8:48:55rC>PM EDT, "%" <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Tyrone wrote:
    On Aug 30, 2025 at 5:47:56rC>AM EDT, "Doc Hammerslack"
    <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:

    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, % wrote: >>>>
    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip Currents >>>>>>> To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    Macs run Unix. It is just very well hidden from ordinary users.

    But you might be more right than you expected: Android
    is so easy, even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Linux localhost 6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP
    PREEMPT Wed Mar 12 13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.

    I popped a shell into my iPhone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin localhost 24.6.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.6.0: Tue Jul 15 21:54:57 PDT
    2025; root:xnu-11417.140.69~16/RELEASE_ARM64_T8140 iPhone 17,2

    That's what is in MY pocket. iPhones also run Unix. So do iPads. So do Apple
    watches.

    On this mac I get:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin Tyrones-MacBook-Pro.local 24.5.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.5.0: Tue Apr
    22 19:54:25 PDT 2025; root:xnu-11417.121.6~2/RELEASE_ARM64_T6020 arm64

    I have not updated the Mac to the latest version yet.

    this is not a yay

    I say yay. Feel free to say nay, but your nay does not diminish my yay.

    i invented yay i will tell you when it's a yay day
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 31 14:40:02 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 8/30/2025 8:34 PM, pothead wrote:
    On 2025-08-30, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:
    Joel W. Crump <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:

    You don't know what you're missing.

    Oh look, it's Crumply; the Slack is honoured.

    She offered her honour
    He honoured her offer
    So all night light long
    He was on her and off her.

    Are you on top or bottom tonight, Crumply?

    Ewwwwwwwe......
    Yuck.


    Don't worry, I wouldn't fuck you with a 10-foot pole, I might be male
    but I am selective about what I want to be intimate with, some people
    will do anything with a pulse, not me.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From pothead@pothead@snakebite.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 31 19:40:18 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2025-08-31, Joel W. Crump <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/30/2025 8:34 PM, pothead wrote:
    On 2025-08-30, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:
    Joel W. Crump <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:

    You don't know what you're missing.

    Oh look, it's Crumply; the Slack is honoured.

    She offered her honour
    He honoured her offer
    So all night light long
    He was on her and off her.

    Are you on top or bottom tonight, Crumply?

    Ewwwwwwwe......
    Yuck.


    Don't worry, I wouldn't fuck you with a 10-foot pole, I might be male
    but I am selective about what I want to be intimate with, some people
    will do anything with a pulse, not me.

    Not a problem hun because if you are indeed the person pictured in the driver's license
    you posted online I'd dial 911 if you ever got close to me, which you won't.

    You look like an escapee from a mental institution.
    --
    pothead

    "Our lives are fashioned by our choices. First we make our choices.
    Then our choices make us."
    -- Anne Frank
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Tyrone@none@none.none to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 31 20:15:42 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Aug 31, 2025 at 2:27:38rC>PM EDT, "%" <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Tyrone wrote:
    On Aug 30, 2025 at 8:48:55rC>PM EDT, "%" <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Tyrone wrote:
    On Aug 30, 2025 at 5:47:56rC>AM EDT, "Doc Hammerslack"
    <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:

    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, % wrote: >>>>>
    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip Currents >>>>>>>> To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    Macs run Unix. It is just very well hidden from ordinary users.

    But you might be more right than you expected: Android
    is so easy, even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Linux localhost 6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP >>>>> PREEMPT Wed Mar 12 13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.

    I popped a shell into my iPhone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin localhost 24.6.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.6.0: Tue Jul 15 21:54:57 PDT
    2025; root:xnu-11417.140.69~16/RELEASE_ARM64_T8140 iPhone 17,2

    That's what is in MY pocket. iPhones also run Unix. So do iPads. So do Apple
    watches.

    On this mac I get:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin Tyrones-MacBook-Pro.local 24.5.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.5.0: Tue Apr
    22 19:54:25 PDT 2025; root:xnu-11417.121.6~2/RELEASE_ARM64_T6020 arm64 >>>>
    I have not updated the Mac to the latest version yet.

    this is not a yay

    I say yay. Feel free to say nay, but your nay does not diminish my yay.

    i invented yay i will tell you when it's a yay day

    That makes you a naysayer. Which will remain on your permanent record. And as the Violent Femmes pointed out, you don't want that on your PERMANENT RECORD. --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 31 16:23:14 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 8/31/2025 3:40 PM, pothead wrote:

    Don't worry, I wouldn't fuck you with a 10-foot pole, I might be male
    but I am selective about what I want to be intimate with, some people
    will do anything with a pulse, not me.

    Not a problem hun because if you are indeed the person pictured in the driver's license
    you posted online I'd dial 911 if you ever got close to me, which you won't.

    You look like an escapee from a mental institution.


    You are judging someone by an ID photo? I actually look cool but hint,
    if I have a driver's license I have to be at least mostly sane. You
    sunk your own rant.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From pursent100@pursent100@gmail.com to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 31 14:34:23 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    Tyrone wrote:
    On Aug 31, 2025 at 2:27:38rC>PM EDT, "%" <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Tyrone wrote:
    On Aug 30, 2025 at 8:48:55rC>PM EDT, "%" <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Tyrone wrote:
    On Aug 30, 2025 at 5:47:56rC>AM EDT, "Doc Hammerslack"
    <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:

    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, % wrote: >>>>>>
    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip Currents >>>>>>>>> To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    Macs run Unix. It is just very well hidden from ordinary users.

    But you might be more right than you expected: Android
    is so easy, even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Linux localhost 6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP >>>>>> PREEMPT Wed Mar 12 13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.

    I popped a shell into my iPhone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin localhost 24.6.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.6.0: Tue Jul 15 21:54:57 PDT
    2025; root:xnu-11417.140.69~16/RELEASE_ARM64_T8140 iPhone 17,2

    That's what is in MY pocket. iPhones also run Unix. So do iPads. So do Apple
    watches.

    On this mac I get:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin Tyrones-MacBook-Pro.local 24.5.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.5.0: Tue Apr
    22 19:54:25 PDT 2025; root:xnu-11417.121.6~2/RELEASE_ARM64_T6020 arm64 >>>>>
    I have not updated the Mac to the latest version yet.

    this is not a yay

    I say yay. Feel free to say nay, but your nay does not diminish my yay. >>>
    i invented yay i will tell you when it's a yay day

    That makes you a naysayer. Which will remain on your permanent record. And as
    the Violent Femmes pointed out, you don't want that on your PERMANENT RECORD.

    pardon me while i yay
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Tyrone@none@none.none to alt.slack,comp.os.linux.advocacy on Mon Sep 1 04:11:45 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Aug 31, 2025 at 5:34:23rC>PM EDT, "%" <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Tyrone wrote:
    On Aug 31, 2025 at 2:27:38rC>PM EDT, "%" <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Tyrone wrote:
    On Aug 30, 2025 at 8:48:55rC>PM EDT, "%" <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>
    Tyrone wrote:
    On Aug 30, 2025 at 5:47:56rC>AM EDT, "Doc Hammerslack"
    <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:

    NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 29 Aug 2025 17:05:29 -0700, % wrote: >>>>>>>
    Tony wrote:
    % wrote:
    .

    Hurricane Erin Bringing Surge Flooding, Life-Threatening Rip Currents
    To North Carolina, East Coast

    Linux is like waking up on a different planet.

    linux is for people that can't use a computer

    You're thinking of Macs.

    Macs run Unix. It is just very well hidden from ordinary users.

    But you might be more right than you expected: Android
    is so easy, even a Canadian Caveman can use it.

    And I popped a shell onto my Android phone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Linux localhost 6.1.124-android14-11-g8d713f9e8e7b-ab13202960 #1 SMP >>>>>>> PREEMPT Wed Mar 12 13:40:07 UTC 2025 aarch64 Toybox

    "What's in your pocket?" LOL.

    I popped a shell into my iPhone, which says:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin localhost 24.6.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.6.0: Tue Jul 15 21:54:57 PDT
    2025; root:xnu-11417.140.69~16/RELEASE_ARM64_T8140 iPhone 17,2

    That's what is in MY pocket. iPhones also run Unix. So do iPads. So do Apple
    watches.

    On this mac I get:

    $ uname -a
    Darwin Tyrones-MacBook-Pro.local 24.5.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.5.0: Tue Apr
    22 19:54:25 PDT 2025; root:xnu-11417.121.6~2/RELEASE_ARM64_T6020 arm64 >>>>>>
    I have not updated the Mac to the latest version yet.

    this is not a yay

    I say yay. Feel free to say nay, but your nay does not diminish my yay. >>>>
    i invented yay i will tell you when it's a yay day

    That makes you a naysayer. Which will remain on your permanent record. And as
    the Violent Femmes pointed out, you don't want that on your PERMANENT RECORD.

    pardon me while i yay

    So you have changed your nay to a yay. I told you my post above was a yay.
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2