• Re: Typical Joel Post

    From =?UTF-8?B?8J+HtfCfh7FKYWNlayBNYXJjaW4gSmF3b3Jza2nwn4e18J+HsQ==?=@jaworski1978@adres.pl to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 24 16:50:52 2025
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    W dniu 24.08.2025 o-a09:00, CtrlAltDel pisze:
    That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had it's chance
    and now I'm done with it.

    In 2004y. I tried something like that. Then imprison me in psychiatrist hospital for few months, and give me "mentally mad" diagnosis, and
    obligation to cure with psycho-drugs till end of my life.
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  • From CtrlAltDel@Altie@BHam.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 24 19:30:25 2025
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    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 16:50:52 +0200, Efc|Efc#Jacek Marcin JaworskiEfc|Efc# wrote:

    W dniu 24.08.2025 o-a09:00, CtrlAltDel pisze:
    That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had it's chance and now I'm
    done with it.

    In 2004y. I tried something like that. Then imprison me in psychiatrist hospital for few months, and give me "mentally mad" diagnosis, and
    obligation to cure with psycho-drugs till end of my life.


    Dammit. Everyone in this group is crazy as fuck.

    Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is gay. Every single thing that he does to screw something up is because *they*
    are behind it and *they* don't like him personally.

    Farley is an authentic mental retard that likely types with his nose and hasn't typed a single sentence without cursing in 15 years. GinTwo sucks, btw.

    And now I find out that you tried to starve yourself to death for who
    knows what bizarre reason other than insanity.

    COLA truly is turning out to be a genuine KoOk group the more I look
    around.
    --
    All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
    into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.
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  • From Diego Garcia@dg@linux.rocks to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 24 19:41:56 2025
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    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:30:25 -0000 (UTC), CtrlAltDel wrote:


    Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is gay.


    "Joel" is not a fucking queer. "Joel" is just a phony baloney troll.

    If he were a real faggot, he would back up his words with pics and
    vids, but he does not.

    But he has YOU fooled, which is not surprising because you are a total
    idiot.

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  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 24 16:49:10 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 8/24/2025 3:41 PM, Diego Garcia wrote:
    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:30:25 -0000 (UTC), CtrlAltDel wrote:

    Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is gay.

    "Joel" is not a fucking queer. "Joel" is just a phony baloney troll.

    If he were a real faggot, he would back up his words with pics and
    vids, but he does not.

    But he has YOU fooled, which is not surprising because you are a total
    idiot.


    https://i.imgur.com/ieNuC8W.jpeg
    https://i.imgur.com/MgU9dMn.jpeg
    --
    Joel W. Crump
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  • From pothead@pothead@snakebite.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Aug 24 22:26:24 2025
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    On 2025-08-24, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On 2025-08-24 3:00 a.m., CtrlAltDel wrote:
    While walking down a trail deep in suburbia, my shoe became untied and I
    fell because of that and broke my ankle. That's it, I'm never wearing
    shoes again. Shoes don't just *become* untied on their own. Shoe
    companies have a reason to hate me because I only buy shoes when the
    previous pair are completely worn out and disintegrating on my feet. They
    like regular customers and I ain't that.

    I was riding my bicycle in the park yesterday and as I was just beginning
    to go down a rather steep incline, leading to a lake, the tire developed a >> flat and I rolled down the hill into the lake. It was embarrassing as
    hell. That's it, I'm never riding a bike with tires on it again. Other
    people's bike tires don't go flat just at the exact wrong moment; think
    about it. Big Bike and their subsidiaries have been out to get me ever
    since I got my first Schwinn when I was 5 years old.

    About a week ago, I got choked on a bologna sandwich, with lettuce and
    tomatoes, and very nearly had a horrible catastrophe before I finally
    gagged it up. That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had it's chance
    and now I'm done with it.

    I swear that for a minute, I was convinced that I was reading an
    authentic Joel Crump post. I was only brought back to reality when I realized that girl cock hadn't been mentioned anywhere.

    Ewwwwwwwwwe :(
    --
    pothead

    "Our lives are fashioned by our choices. First we make our choices.
    Then our choices make us."
    -- Anne Frank
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  • From CtrlAltDel@Altie@AL.invalid to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Mon Aug 25 01:00:37 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:41:56 +0000, Diego Garcia wrote:

    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:30:25 -0000 (UTC), CtrlAltDel wrote:


    Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is
    gay.


    "Joel" is not a fucking queer. "Joel" is just a phony baloney troll.

    If he were a real faggot, he would back up his words with pics and vids,
    but he does not.

    But he has YOU fooled, which is not surprising because you are a total
    idiot.

    You are thirsting for those photos, aren't you?

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  • From vallor@vallor@cultnix.org to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Mon Aug 25 04:16:49 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:30:25 -0000 (UTC), CtrlAltDel <Altie@BHam.com>
    wrote in <108fp8h$30hvj$1@dont-email.me>:

    On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 16:50:52 +0200, Efc|Efc#Jacek Marcin JaworskiEfc|Efc# wrote:

    W dniu 24.08.2025 o-a09:00, CtrlAltDel pisze:
    That's it, I'm never eating again. Food had it's chance and now I'm
    done with it.

    In 2004y. I tried something like that. Then imprison me in psychiatrist
    hospital for few months, and give me "mentally mad" diagnosis, and
    obligation to cure with psycho-drugs till end of my life.


    Dammit. Everyone in this group is crazy as fuck.

    Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is gay. Every single thing that he does to screw something up is because *they*
    are behind it and *they* don't like him personally.

    Farley is an authentic mental retard that likely types with his nose and hasn't typed a single sentence without cursing in 15 years. GinTwo
    sucks,
    btw.

    And now I find out that you tried to starve yourself to death for who
    knows what bizarre reason other than insanity.

    COLA truly is turning out to be a genuine KoOk group the more I look
    around.

    Are you trying to say that we're all a bit "touched"? ;)

    Everybody has their quirks. Just because you don't admit yours
    doesn't mean you don't have them...hmmm?

    After all, one has to be a little daft to have an oddball
    sense of humor, wouldn't you say?
    --
    -v System76 Thelio Mega v1.1 x86_64 NVIDIA RTX 3090Ti 24G
    OS: Linux 6.16.2 D: Mint 22.1 DE: Xfce 4.18
    NVIDIA: 580.76.05 Mem: 258G
    "I hate to repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once."
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