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On 06 Oct 2025, J Carlson <notgenx32@yahoo.com> posted some news:10c0jbn$bb2k$1@dont-email.me:

Spammy is too stupid to realize his many glaring tells. What a fucking
idiot!

On 10/6/2025 1:23 AM, Spammy "cuck" Blowjob, 350lb 5'1" morbidly obese convicted child molester and lying fat fuck, lied:

On Sun, 5 Oct 2025 13:05:30 -0700, Lou Bricano wrote:

burch cassidy <bcassidy@ucla.edu>
MAGA 2025 <maga-2025@trump.com>
Tariffs Work <go@trump.com>
Bill Flatt <bflatt32@gmail.com> [stolen from Rudy]


There are no fewer than eight conclusive tells in every post.

Periods and commas don't count as "tells", Rudy.

Consistent misuse of them do, Spammy, you stupid *fat* draft-dodging
no-fight squat-to-piss blowjob.

Poor Rudy. He flunked economics and barely passed English getting a D-
out the door.
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On Tue, 7 Oct 2025 21:26:25 +0200, james g. keegan jr.
<jgkeegan@gunner.com> wrote:

Poor Rudy. He flunked economics and barely passed English getting a D-
out the door.

Who knows or cares who Rudy is?
--
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[grumble grumple unset followups harumph harumph did I say
'bloody' yet? No? Bloody, dammit...mutter mutter mutter.]

On 08/10/2025 04:37, Steve Hayes wrote:

On Tue, 7 Oct 2025 21:26:25 +0200, james g. keegan jr.
<jgkeegan@gunner.com> wrote:

Poor Rudy. He flunked economics and barely passed English getting a D-
out the door.

Who knows or cares who Rudy is?

In the 1970s, Rudolf `Rudy' Cherenkov was an Intourist guide in
St Petersburg, or Leningrad as it was then known. His job was to
take foreign spies (or 'tourists' as they were somewhat
euphemistically known in the West) around the 30-acre Summer
Garden, which dates back to the 18th century and is actually
quite impressive.

In the never-ending search for hard currency, the park's
cafeteria manager paid Rudy two dollars a week to steer his
charges into the cafe at every possible opportunity. At the first
sign of inclement weather he would therefore shepherd them into
the coffee shop so that they could spend their hard-earned
folding, while at great length he extolled the virtues of
Communism to his group.

On one famous day in 1973, Rudy ushered the sightseers into the
cafe no fewer than three times in the space of eighty minutes.
The sun, alas, lured everyone outside again for the next hour or
so, and so it was with some relief that when he spotted a
microscopic cloud over the Neva he prepared to shoo them once
more under cover - if not for more coffee, then at least into the
gift shop.

Ethel Cohill, 57, was delighted at the prospect of returning to
civilisation - there are only so many trees you can take, after
all. Husband Al, however, was not impressed by the white, fluffy
'storm cloud' in the offing. He had yet to see the Krylov statue,
he had no intention of sitting through another lecture on the
merits of a planned economy, and the chances of it raining were
in his view vanishingly small.

Dismayed by the twin prospect of Yet Another Statue and a
potential soaking, Ethel demurred. "You know what rain does to
your chest, darling."

Al Cohill was not convinced that Rudy Cherenkov's meteorological
prowess was all it was cracked up to be, but his wife trusted the
Communist tour guide implicitly, and there was nothing for it but
to follow the group back to the coffee pavilion.

On the way there, they all felt the first few drops of the
impending shower. As Ethel rightly remarked to her husband:
"Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
--
Richard Heathfield
Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
"Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
Sig line 4 vacant - apply within
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On Wed, 8 Oct 2025 07:18:03 +0100
Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> wrote:

[grumble grumple unset followups harumph harumph did I say
'bloody' yet? No? Bloody, dammit...mutter mutter mutter.]

On 08/10/2025 04:37, Steve Hayes wrote:

On Tue, 7 Oct 2025 21:26:25 +0200, james g. keegan jr. <jgkeegan@gunner.com> wrote:

Poor Rudy. He flunked economics and barely passed English getting a D-
out the door.

Who knows or cares who Rudy is?

In the 1970s, Rudolf `Rudy' Cherenkov was an Intourist guide in

[tale snipped]


I feel it necessary to post:

"Groan"

rather than let this slip by.

Who's got the xmas timebom^w countdown clock?
--
Bah, and indeed Humbug.
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