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Gosh, everyone, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson is so upset. WhatrCOs
got our nationrCOs most powerful Keebler elfrCOs nards in a vise? Did his phone alert his kid that he was watching jackalope porn? (As a side
note, those two might want to consider a different app for monitoring
each otherrCOs masturbation habits.) Did someone outlaw buttermilk
biscuits and ham? Is he sad because he is three feet tall, and standing
next to John Thune makes it look as if it is rCLTake Your Nephew to Work DayrCY on Capitol Hill?

No, no, none of that, so far as we know. What Johnson is mad about rCo blood-boilingly, cheeks-reddeningly, steam visibly emanating from his
ears like Butch the dog in an old Tom and Jerry cartoon mad about rCo is
that the Democrats wonrCOt reopen the government before the No Kings
rallies next weekend. Or, as Johnson calls them, the DemocratsrCO rCLHate AmericarCY rallies on October 18, for which they are selling T-shirts.
That last part seems to particularly offend the Keebler elf.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/pissbaby-republicans-freaking-out

These clowns have to bitch about everyone and everything because we the
people will not bow to the self appointed king of America. The election
was not a landslide as the king claims but barley slipped in with a very
thin margin.

The rCyNo KingsrCO rally will be worse than the humiliation Trump feels when Kimmel jokes about him every night.

All the fake kings-men will be blurting out words like communist,
marxist and socialist without knowing what they really mean but they are
hit words with the deplorables.



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