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This is another one of those horrific stories that the liberatarian in
me wonders if should have been prosecuted; zero coorsion in this German
case

(Wasn't there another of these please-eat-me stories out of Germany
early this century?)

I'm no vegetarian, and I don't see a world of difference between eating
cattle and humans, assuming the consumed people are willing--which the
cattle presumably never are--as rare a circumstance as that might be.
And you'll note that the convicted was NOT charged with murder, only manslaughter.

So if you're Hades-bent on suicide and wish to avoid the inherent risks
in botching the job--never forget that about 2% of gunshot suicides
aren't fatal but rather instead merely maim--this strikes me as a far
safer alternative, as grisly and unsavory as it obviously is.

Never MIND that Catholic doctrine is fundamentally based on transubstantiation--and not merely of a human, but of the Son of G-d,
for Heaven's sake!--and what is THAT but a fancy word for a
cannibalistic rite?

And for all youl gourmands herein, for your convenience the killer even detailed to authorities the elaborate nenu he prepared!

BRYAN STYBLE/Florida
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SO sorry, Folks--I neglected to proofread my headline, which OF COURSE
should have read
"cooperated with his cannibal"; instead it just annoys readers with two middle-school-level misspellings.

Meanwhile, don't venture to close to the fireworks displays
tonight--they are explosives, after all!

BRYAN STYBLE/Florida
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Yikes!

That corrective posting above in turn displays a GRADE-school
misspelling, leaving y'all with the impression that I've yet to master two/too/to confusion!

I'll try to do better, Folks--but my failing eyesight ain't gettin'
better, so no promises.

BRYAN STYBLE/Florida
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Guess my eyesight is even worse than I thought, or at least my
proofreading is...for there are also TWO (i.e., not "to" or "too") typos
in the body of the original posting which I ALSO neglected to catch.

Heck, at this point, I ought to not merely quit posting, but maybe
LIVING too; anyone know of any American magazines which publish
classified ads by would-be cannibals?

BRYAN STYBLE/Florida
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On Sat, 5 Jul 2025 0:20:21 +0000, bryan_styble wrote:

Guess my eyesight is even worse than I thought, or at least my
proofreading is...for there are also TWO (i.e., not "to" or "too") typos
in the body of the original posting which I ALSO neglected to catch.

Heck, at this point, I ought to not merely quit posting, but maybe
LIVING too; anyone know of any American magazines which publish
classified ads by would-be cannibals?

BRYAN STYBLE/Florida

"You say you're even thinking about dying?
Well, before you do anything rash, dig this:

Everybody plays the fool sometime
There's no exception to the rule.
It may be factual, may be cruel
I ain't lying
Everybody plays the fool."

-- from "Everybody Plays The Fool" by The Main Ingredient, 1972

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