Trump Renames All Ivy League Universities to "Trump University"
From
Steve Bannon@steve@nazi.net to
alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.atheism,alt.home.repair,alt.politics.trump,rec.arts.tv on Sat Sep 6 15:08:33 2025
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Harvard University, Yale University, Princeton University, Columbia University, University of Pennsylvania, Dartmouth College, Brown University, and Cornell University are all now Trump University.
Trump signed the decree today. Tomorrow he's renaming Mt. Rushmore to Trump Mountain. Perhaps next week he'll rename his followers to 'TrumpSlaves'.
They'll willingly accept the humiliation because he's their 'Big Daddy'.
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