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Today through Sunday. Here's the coupon. https://www.whitecastle.com/value-offers

The jalapeno ones are great, and two is a manageable snack. I guess I
should go by Target and get some generic Beano. That works for
preventing WC onion farts. https://www.target.com/p/gas-treatment-and-prevention-110ct-up-38-up-8482/-/A-47939611#lnk=sametab


The directions say to take one, but WC sliders are potent inducers of flatulence, so to be safe, I take two.

--Bryan
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"Bryan Simmons" <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote in message news:18665bba5b05ce24$29014$2584243$4286dcd3@news.newsgroupdirect.com...

Today through Sunday. Here's the coupon. https://www.whitecastle.com/value-offers

The jalapeno ones are great, and two is a manageable snack. I guess I should go by Target and get some generic Beano. That works for preventing WC onion farts. https://www.target.com/p/gas-treatment-and-prevention-110ct-up-38-up-8482/-/A-47939611#lnk=sametab

The directions say to take one, but WC sliders are potent inducers of flatulence, so to be safe, I take two.

--Bryan

It's nice to see a good deal that DOESN'T required the app.


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On 9/18/2025 6:05 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:

Today through Sunday.-a Here's the coupon. https://www.whitecastle.com/value-offers

The jalapeno ones are great, and two is a manageable snack.-a I guess I should go by Target and get some generic Beano.-a That works for
preventing WC onion farts. https://www.target.com/p/gas-treatment-and-prevention-110ct-up-38- up-8482/-/A-47939611#lnk=sametab

The directions say to take one, but WC sliders are potent inducers of flatulence, so to be safe, I take two.

Three weeks from now, my wife is going somewhere with her family, so I
am going to indulge in White Castles. The place they're going is a YMCA resort that their family has been going to for many decades. I don't go because the food is crappy. No restaurant could possible stay in
business serving such crappy food. I went there with them many years
ago, and they had hamburger patties with some liquid in a fucking
chafing dish! That's prison food.>

--Bryan

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On Fri, 26 Sep 2025 16:36:44 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 9/18/2025 6:05 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:

Today through Sunday.a Here's the coupon.
https://www.whitecastle.com/value-offers

The jalapeno ones are great, and two is a manageable snack.a I guess I
should go by Target and get some generic Beano.a That works for
preventing WC onion farts.
https://www.target.com/p/gas-treatment-and-prevention-110ct-up-38-
up-8482/-/A-47939611#lnk=sametab

The directions say to take one, but WC sliders are potent inducers of
flatulence, so to be safe, I take two.

Three weeks from now, my wife is going somewhere with her family, so I
am going to indulge in White Castles. The place they're going is a YMCA >resort that their family has been going to for many decades.

Estes Park? I'm sure there are other YMCA resorts, but that's the
only one I know about.

I don't go
because the food is crappy. No restaurant could possible stay in
business serving such crappy food. I went there with them many years
ago, and they had hamburger patties with some liquid in a fucking
chafing dish! That's prison food.>

Certainly comes across as gross!
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"Bryan Simmons" <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1868f2ca4b25652a$12968$2666328$4286dcd3@news.newsgroupdirect.com...

On 9/18/2025 6:05 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:

Today through Sunday. Here's the coupon.
https://www.whitecastle.com/value-offers

The jalapeno ones are great, and two is a manageable snack. I guess I
should go by Target and get some generic Beano. That works for preventing >> WC onion farts.
https://www.target.com/p/gas-treatment-and-prevention-110ct-up-38-
up-8482/-/A-47939611#lnk=sametab

The directions say to take one, but WC sliders are potent inducers of
flatulence, so to be safe, I take two.

Three weeks from now, my wife is going somewhere with her family, so I am going to indulge in White Castles.

That's White Castle, not White Castles.


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On Fri, 10 Oct 2025 15:28:58 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerrysauk@hotmail.com> wrote:

"Bryan Simmons" <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote in message >news:1868f2ca4b25652a$12968$2666328$4286dcd3@news.newsgroupdirect.com...

On 9/18/2025 6:05 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:

Today through Sunday. Here's the coupon.
https://www.whitecastle.com/value-offers

The jalapeno ones are great, and two is a manageable snack. I guess I
should go by Target and get some generic Beano. That works for preventing >>> WC onion farts.
https://www.target.com/p/gas-treatment-and-prevention-110ct-up-38-
up-8482/-/A-47939611#lnk=sametab

The directions say to take one, but WC sliders are potent inducers of
flatulence, so to be safe, I take two.

Three weeks from now, my wife is going somewhere with her family, so I am >> going to indulge in White Castles.

That's White Castle, not White Castles.

If there is anybody who should STFU about typos and misspellings, it's
you, Jennifer.

However, in this case, Mr. Simmons is 100% correct. A "White Castle"
can refer to a single delicious White Castle hamburger, and "White
Castles" can refer to more than one.




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On Fri, 10 Oct 2025 15:28:58 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerrysauk@hotmail.com> wrote:

"Bryan Simmons" <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote in message >news:1868f2ca4b25652a$12968$2666328$4286dcd3@news.newsgroupdirect.com...

On 9/18/2025 6:05 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:

Today through Sunday. Here's the coupon.
https://www.whitecastle.com/value-offers

The jalapeno ones are great, and two is a manageable snack. I guess I
should go by Target and get some generic Beano. That works for preventing >>> WC onion farts.
https://www.target.com/p/gas-treatment-and-prevention-110ct-up-38-
up-8482/-/A-47939611#lnk=sametab

The directions say to take one, but WC sliders are potent inducers of
flatulence, so to be safe, I take two.

Three weeks from now, my wife is going somewhere with her family, so I am >> going to indulge in White Castles.

That's White Castle, not White Castles.

Are you so mentally unbalanced you think you can demand he not
visit more than one?
Spoiler: You ARE so mentally unbalanced.

[Cue Jenny running away from the truth. Or diverting from it.]
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