• Product Review: Burger King Monster Menu.

    From Jerry Sauk@jerrysauk@hotmail.com to alt.food.fast-food on Tue Oct 14 13:22:52 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    This looks like a good one. The burger is, a regular bacan and cheese whopper, with a jack-o-lantern bun. Which is colored bright orange, and the sesame seeds are colored black. Very fun, but as far as I can tell the
    taste is the same, delicios taste. I also tried the mozz fry's, I wish
    they just called them Mozz sticks becouse that's what they are but anyway
    they call them Fry's. They were delicious, but I wish they had coooked them just a bit longer, they were warm only and not melted yet. The meal was
    ready extremly fast, les then 2 minute's after I ordered (in person in the store) but 20 second;s longer fry time would have made a big difference.
    They also have a monster sunday and chicken nuggets option's but I didn't
    try them.


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  • From KlausSchadenfreude@klaus.schadenfreudeREMOVE@gmail.com to alt.food.fast-food on Tue Oct 14 13:55:47 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.food.fast-food

    On Tue, 14 Oct 2025 13:22:52 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
    <jerrysauk@hotmail.com> wrote:

    This looks like a good one. The burger is, a regular bacan and cheese >whopper, with a jack-o-lantern bun. Which is colored bright orange, and the >sesame seeds are colored black. Very fun, but as far as I can tell the >taste is the same, delicios taste. I also tried the mozz fry's, I wish >they just called them Mozz sticks becouse that's what they are but anyway >they call them Fry's. They were delicious, but I wish they had coooked them >just a bit longer, they were warm only and not melted yet. The meal was >ready extremly fast, les then 2 minute's after I ordered (in person in the >store) but 20 second;s longer fry time would have made a big difference. >They also have a monster sunday and chicken nuggets option's but I didn't >try them.


    Burger Kings "colored" buns are fucking gross and disgusting. I would
    never order one.



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  • From Kenito Benito@Kenito@Benito.naw to alt.food.fast-food on Wed Oct 15 01:08:25 2025
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    On Tue, 14 Oct 2025 13:22:52 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
    <jerrysauk@hotmail.com> wrote:

    This looks like a good one. The burger is, a regular bacan

    Your LYING via spelling is acknowledged.

    and cheese
    whopper,

    Your LYING via grammar is acknowledged.

    with a jack-o-lantern bun. Which is colored bright orange, and the
    sesame seeds are colored black. Very fun, but as far as I can tell the >taste is the same, delicios

    Your LYING via spelling is acknowledged.

    taste. I also tried the mozz fry's,

    Your LYING via spelling, grammar and an apostrophe is
    acknowledged.

    I wish
    they just called them Mozz sticks becouse

    Your LYING via spelling is acknowledged.

    that's what they are but anyway

    I suspect they're called Fries because they are fried. "Sticks"
    wouldn't be wrong, but, to me, it comes across as refrigerated cheese
    sticks.

    they call them Fry's.

    Ibid.

    They were delicious, but I wish they had coooked them
    just a bit longer, they were warm only and not melted yet. The meal was >ready extremly fast, les then 2 minute's

    Your LYING via an apostrophe is acknowledged.

    after I ordered (in person in the
    store)

    You got yourself out of your car and walked into the store? Wow.

    but 20 second;s

    Your LYING via a semicolon is acknowledged.

    longer fry time would have made a big difference.
    They also have a monster sunday

    Your LYING via spelling and grammar is acknowledged.

    and chicken nuggets option's

    Your LYING via an apostrophe is acknowledged.

    but I didn't
    try them.


    Will you be trying the nuggets? Does BK have any other monster
    days of the week? Is there a Monster Wednesday, for example?

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