• Trump to a tee

    From Julian@julianlzb87@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Oct 13 17:19:42 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy


    All right, Trump hasnrCOt quite rCLended seven warsrCY as he claims, but itrCOs
    hard to see why he is a less worthy recipient of the Nobel peace prize
    than Barack Obama, who was ludicrously awarded the accolade in 2009. It
    may be for the best, however. The last time the committee honoured the supposed peacemakers of Israel and Palestine was for the Oslo Accords,
    after which Yitzhak Rabin was shot and Hamas launched a suicide bombing campaign.

    The president might also console himself with the thought that the prize
    is a wildly successful reputation-laundering exercise conceived by its founder. In 1888, Alfred NobelrCOs brother was killed, whereupon a French newspaper, mistaking one brother for another, published AlfredrCOs
    obituary with the headline, rCLThe merchant of death is deadrCY. Nobel was known mainly for the invention of dynamite, whose destructive power was
    at the time seen more as a menace than a revolutionary engineering tool.

    He was so horrified that, like the Rockefellers and Sacklers after him,
    Nobel bequeathed a big chunk of his explosives fortune to the charity
    that now bears his name. ItrCOs just the sort of ruse Trump himself would
    pull off. But what will the Trump Foundation target with its
    philanthropy? Golf prodigies? Aid grants for hotel developments? Burgers
    for all? The world is his oyster.


    Juliet Samuel
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  • From Ned Ludd@nedludd@ix.netcom.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Oct 13 10:46:02 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 10/13/2025 9:19 AM, Julian wrote:

    All right, Trump hasnrCOt quite rCLended seven warsrCY as he claims, but itrCOs
    hard to see why he is a less worthy recipient of the Nobel peace prize
    than Barack Obama, who was ludicrously awarded the accolade in 2009. It
    may be for the best, however. The last time the committee honoured the supposed peacemakers of Israel and Palestine was for the Oslo Accords,
    after which Yitzhak Rabin was shot and Hamas launched a suicide bombing campaign.

    The president might also console himself with the thought that the prize
    is a wildly successful reputation-laundering exercise conceived by its founder. In 1888, Alfred NobelrCOs brother was killed, whereupon a French newspaper, mistaking one brother for another, published AlfredrCOs
    obituary with the headline, rCLThe merchant of death is deadrCY. Nobel was known mainly for the invention of dynamite, whose destructive power was
    at the time seen more as a menace than a revolutionary engineering tool.

    He was so horrified that, like the Rockefellers and Sacklers after him, Nobel bequeathed a big chunk of his explosives fortune to the charity
    that now bears his name. ItrCOs just the sort of ruse Trump himself would pull off. But what will the Trump Foundation target with its
    philanthropy? Golf prodigies? Aid grants for hotel developments? Burgers
    for all? The world is his oyster.


    Juliet Samuel


    Hookers? Underage, emotionally damaged teenagers? Crypto scams?
    Elliott Broidy, to keep his mouth shut about the aborted baby
    he paid for?

    The list is endless.

    Ned

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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Oct 13 13:55:07 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Mon, 13 Oct 2025 10:46:02 -0700, Ned Ludd <nedludd@ix.netcom.com>
    wrote:

    On 10/13/2025 9:19 AM, Julian wrote:

    All right, Trump hasnAt quite oended seven warso as he claims, but itAs
    hard to see why he is a less worthy recipient of the Nobel peace prize
    than Barack Obama, who was ludicrously awarded the accolade in 2009. It
    may be for the best, however. The last time the committee honoured the
    supposed peacemakers of Israel and Palestine was for the Oslo Accords,
    after which Yitzhak Rabin was shot and Hamas launched a suicide bombing
    campaign.

    The president might also console himself with the thought that the prize
    is a wildly successful reputation-laundering exercise conceived by its
    founder. In 1888, Alfred NobelAs brother was killed, whereupon a French
    newspaper, mistaking one brother for another, published AlfredAs
    obituary with the headline, oThe merchant of death is deado. Nobel was
    known mainly for the invention of dynamite, whose destructive power was
    at the time seen more as a menace than a revolutionary engineering tool.

    He was so horrified that, like the Rockefellers and Sacklers after him,
    Nobel bequeathed a big chunk of his explosives fortune to the charity
    that now bears his name. ItAs just the sort of ruse Trump himself would
    pull off. But what will the Trump Foundation target with its
    philanthropy? Golf prodigies? Aid grants for hotel developments? Burgers
    for all? The world is his oyster.


    Juliet Samuel


    Hookers? Underage, emotionally damaged teenagers? Crypto scams?
    Elliott Broidy, to keep his mouth shut about the aborted baby
    he paid for?

    The list is endless.

    Ned

    Wash Post:

    Will Gaza deal get him into heaven? Trump fears not.

    The 79-year-old president, who has repeatedly pondered the afterlife
    in recent months, told reporters on Air Force One: oI think IAm not,
    maybe, heaven-bound.o
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Julian@julianlzb87@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Oct 13 18:58:20 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 13/10/2025 18:46, Ned Ludd wrote:
    On 10/13/2025 9:19 AM, Julian wrote:

    All right, Trump hasnrCOt quite rCLended seven warsrCY as he claims, but
    itrCOs hard to see why he is a less worthy recipient of the Nobel peace
    prize than Barack Obama, who was ludicrously awarded the accolade in
    2009. It may be for the best, however. The last time the committee
    honoured the supposed peacemakers of Israel and Palestine was for the
    Oslo Accords, after which Yitzhak Rabin was shot and Hamas launched a
    suicide bombing campaign.

    The president might also console himself with the thought that the
    prize is a wildly successful reputation-laundering exercise conceived
    by its founder. In 1888, Alfred NobelrCOs brother was killed, whereupon
    a French newspaper, mistaking one brother for another, published
    AlfredrCOs obituary with the headline, rCLThe merchant of death is deadrCY. >> Nobel was known mainly for the invention of dynamite, whose
    destructive power was at the time seen more as a menace than a
    revolutionary engineering tool.

    He was so horrified that, like the Rockefellers and Sacklers after
    him, Nobel bequeathed a big chunk of his explosives fortune to the
    charity that now bears his name. ItrCOs just the sort of ruse Trump
    himself would pull off. But what will the Trump Foundation target with
    its philanthropy? Golf prodigies? Aid grants for hotel developments?
    Burgers for all? The world is his oyster.


    Juliet Samuel


    Hookers? Underage, emotionally damaged teenagers? Crypto scams?
    Elliott Broidy, to keep his mouth shut about the aborted baby
    he paid for?

    The list is endless.

    A colourful character.
    Such a pity Hunter S Thompson isn't around to document.
    Imagine Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '16, 20 or 24.
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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Oct 13 14:07:36 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Mon, 13 Oct 2025 18:58:20 +0100, Julian <julianlzb87@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    On 13/10/2025 18:46, Ned Ludd wrote:
    On 10/13/2025 9:19 AM, Julian wrote:

    All right, Trump hasnAt quite oended seven warso as he claims, but
    itAs hard to see why he is a less worthy recipient of the Nobel peace
    prize than Barack Obama, who was ludicrously awarded the accolade in
    2009. It may be for the best, however. The last time the committee
    honoured the supposed peacemakers of Israel and Palestine was for the
    Oslo Accords, after which Yitzhak Rabin was shot and Hamas launched a
    suicide bombing campaign.

    The president might also console himself with the thought that the
    prize is a wildly successful reputation-laundering exercise conceived
    by its founder. In 1888, Alfred NobelAs brother was killed, whereupon
    a French newspaper, mistaking one brother for another, published
    AlfredAs obituary with the headline, oThe merchant of death is deado.
    Nobel was known mainly for the invention of dynamite, whose
    destructive power was at the time seen more as a menace than a
    revolutionary engineering tool.

    He was so horrified that, like the Rockefellers and Sacklers after
    him, Nobel bequeathed a big chunk of his explosives fortune to the
    charity that now bears his name. ItAs just the sort of ruse Trump
    himself would pull off. But what will the Trump Foundation target with
    its philanthropy? Golf prodigies? Aid grants for hotel developments?
    Burgers for all? The world is his oyster.


    Juliet Samuel


    Hookers? Underage, emotionally damaged teenagers? Crypto scams?
    Elliott Broidy, to keep his mouth shut about the aborted baby
    he paid for?

    The list is endless.

    A colourful character.
    Such a pity Hunter S Thompson isn't around to document.
    Imagine Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '16, 20 or 24.

    That's what you think being colorful is?
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Ned Ludd@nedludd@ix.netcom.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Oct 13 11:46:54 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 10/13/2025 10:58 AM, Julian wrote:
    On 13/10/2025 18:46, Ned Ludd wrote:
    On 10/13/2025 9:19 AM, Julian wrote:

    All right, Trump hasnrCOt quite rCLended seven warsrCY as he claims, but >>> itrCOs hard to see why he is a less worthy recipient of the Nobel peace >>> prize than Barack Obama, who was ludicrously awarded the accolade in
    2009. It may be for the best, however. The last time the committee
    honoured the supposed peacemakers of Israel and Palestine was for the
    Oslo Accords, after which Yitzhak Rabin was shot and Hamas launched a
    suicide bombing campaign.

    The president might also console himself with the thought that the
    prize is a wildly successful reputation-laundering exercise conceived
    by its founder. In 1888, Alfred NobelrCOs brother was killed, whereupon >>> a French newspaper, mistaking one brother for another, published
    AlfredrCOs obituary with the headline, rCLThe merchant of death is deadrCY.
    Nobel was known mainly for the invention of dynamite, whose
    destructive power was at the time seen more as a menace than a
    revolutionary engineering tool.

    He was so horrified that, like the Rockefellers and Sacklers after
    him, Nobel bequeathed a big chunk of his explosives fortune to the
    charity that now bears his name. ItrCOs just the sort of ruse Trump
    himself would pull off. But what will the Trump Foundation target
    with its philanthropy? Golf prodigies? Aid grants for hotel
    developments? Burgers for all? The world is his oyster.


    Juliet Samuel


    Hookers? Underage, emotionally damaged teenagers? Crypto scams?
    Elliott Broidy, to keep his mouth shut about the aborted baby
    he paid for?

    The list is endless.

    A colourful character.
    Such a pity Hunter S Thompson isn't around to document.
    Imagine Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '16, 20 or 24.


    Hunter would stroke out.

    Ned

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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Oct 13 11:54:45 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 10/13/2025 11:46 AM, Ned Ludd wrote:
    On 10/13/2025 10:58 AM, Julian wrote:
    On 13/10/2025 18:46, Ned Ludd wrote:
    On 10/13/2025 9:19 AM, Julian wrote:

    All right, Trump hasnrCOt quite rCLended seven warsrCY as he claims, but >>>> itrCOs hard to see why he is a less worthy recipient of the Nobel
    peace prize than Barack Obama, who was ludicrously awarded the
    accolade in 2009. It may be for the best, however. The last time the
    committee honoured the supposed peacemakers of Israel and Palestine
    was for the Oslo Accords, after which Yitzhak Rabin was shot and
    Hamas launched a suicide bombing campaign.

    The president might also console himself with the thought that the
    prize is a wildly successful reputation-laundering exercise
    conceived by its founder. In 1888, Alfred NobelrCOs brother was
    killed, whereupon a French newspaper, mistaking one brother for
    another, published AlfredrCOs obituary with the headline, rCLThe
    merchant of death is deadrCY. Nobel was known mainly for the invention >>>> of dynamite, whose destructive power was at the time seen more as a
    menace than a revolutionary engineering tool.

    He was so horrified that, like the Rockefellers and Sacklers after
    him, Nobel bequeathed a big chunk of his explosives fortune to the
    charity that now bears his name. ItrCOs just the sort of ruse Trump
    himself would pull off. But what will the Trump Foundation target
    with its philanthropy? Golf prodigies? Aid grants for hotel
    developments? Burgers for all? The world is his oyster.


    Juliet Samuel


    Hookers? Underage, emotionally damaged teenagers? Crypto scams?
    Elliott Broidy, to keep his mouth shut about the aborted baby
    he paid for?

    The list is endless.

    A colourful character.
    Such a pity Hunter S Thompson isn't around to document.
    Imagine Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '16, 20 or 24.


    Hunter would stroke out.

    Ned

    Libs of TikTok:

    President Trump has now ended conflicts between:

    - Thailand & Cambodia
    - Israel & Iran
    - Rwanda & the Democratic Republic of the Congo
    - India & Pakistan
    - Serbia & Kosovo
    - Egypt & Ethiopia
    - Armenia and Azerbaijan
    - Israel & Hamas

    Trump is the Peacemaker President!

    But, I don't want peace! I want to hate Trump!
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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Oct 13 15:21:40 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 10/13/2025 10:46 AM, Ned Ludd wrote:
    On 10/13/2025 9:19 AM, Julian wrote:

    All right, Trump hasnrCOt quite rCLended seven warsrCY as he claims, but
    itrCOs hard to see why he is a less worthy recipient of the Nobel peace
    prize than Barack Obama, who was ludicrously awarded the accolade in
    2009. It may be for the best, however. The last time the committee
    honoured the supposed peacemakers of Israel and Palestine was for the
    Oslo Accords, after which Yitzhak Rabin was shot and Hamas launched a
    suicide bombing campaign.

    The president might also console himself with the thought that the
    prize is a wildly successful reputation-laundering exercise conceived
    by its founder. In 1888, Alfred NobelrCOs brother was killed, whereupon
    a French newspaper, mistaking one brother for another, published
    AlfredrCOs obituary with the headline, rCLThe merchant of death is deadrCY. >> Nobel was known mainly for the invention of dynamite, whose
    destructive power was at the time seen more as a menace than a
    revolutionary engineering tool.

    He was so horrified that, like the Rockefellers and Sacklers after
    him, Nobel bequeathed a big chunk of his explosives fortune to the
    charity that now bears his name. ItrCOs just the sort of ruse Trump
    himself would pull off. But what will the Trump Foundation target with
    its philanthropy? Golf prodigies? Aid grants for hotel developments?
    Burgers for all? The world is his oyster.


    Juliet Samuel


    Hookers? Underage, emotionally damaged teenagers? Crypto scams?
    Elliott Broidy, to keep his mouth shut about the aborted baby
    he paid for?

    The list is endless.

    Ned

    Apparently, Donald Trump did not pay for an abortion for Stormy Daniels. Accounts of the alleged affair between Daniels and Trump make no mention
    of an aborted baby, and Daniels has publicly stated that she had a
    miscarriage after Trump's indictment in 2024, not an abortion.
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  • From Noah Sombrero@fedora@fea.st to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Mon Oct 13 19:20:29 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On Mon, 13 Oct 2025 15:21:40 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 10/13/2025 10:46 AM, Ned Ludd wrote:
    On 10/13/2025 9:19 AM, Julian wrote:

    All right, Trump hasnAt quite oended seven warso as he claims, but
    itAs hard to see why he is a less worthy recipient of the Nobel peace
    prize than Barack Obama, who was ludicrously awarded the accolade in
    2009. It may be for the best, however. The last time the committee
    honoured the supposed peacemakers of Israel and Palestine was for the
    Oslo Accords, after which Yitzhak Rabin was shot and Hamas launched a
    suicide bombing campaign.

    The president might also console himself with the thought that the
    prize is a wildly successful reputation-laundering exercise conceived
    by its founder. In 1888, Alfred NobelAs brother was killed, whereupon
    a French newspaper, mistaking one brother for another, published
    AlfredAs obituary with the headline, oThe merchant of death is deado.
    Nobel was known mainly for the invention of dynamite, whose
    destructive power was at the time seen more as a menace than a
    revolutionary engineering tool.

    He was so horrified that, like the Rockefellers and Sacklers after
    him, Nobel bequeathed a big chunk of his explosives fortune to the
    charity that now bears his name. ItAs just the sort of ruse Trump
    himself would pull off. But what will the Trump Foundation target with
    its philanthropy? Golf prodigies? Aid grants for hotel developments?
    Burgers for all? The world is his oyster.


    Juliet Samuel


    Hookers? Underage, emotionally damaged teenagers? Crypto scams?
    Elliott Broidy, to keep his mouth shut about the aborted baby
    he paid for?

    The list is endless.

    Ned

    Apparently, Donald Trump did not pay for an abortion for Stormy Daniels. >Accounts of the alleged affair between Daniels and Trump make no mention
    of an aborted baby, and Daniels has publicly stated that she had a >miscarriage after Trump's indictment in 2024, not an abortion.

    Goodness. Doesn't that make you feel better? That blurb was designed
    to make you feel better. Hope it worked.
    --
    Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
    Don't get political with me young man
    or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
    <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
    Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
    dares: Ned
    does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away

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  • From Dude@punditster@gmail.com to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy on Tue Oct 14 12:37:14 2025
    From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy

    On 10/13/2025 4:20 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Oct 2025 15:21:40 -0700, Dude <punditster@gmail.com> wrote:

    On 10/13/2025 10:46 AM, Ned Ludd wrote:
    On 10/13/2025 9:19 AM, Julian wrote:

    All right, Trump hasnrCOt quite rCLended seven warsrCY as he claims, but >>>> itrCOs hard to see why he is a less worthy recipient of the Nobel peace >>>> prize than Barack Obama, who was ludicrously awarded the accolade in
    2009. It may be for the best, however. The last time the committee
    honoured the supposed peacemakers of Israel and Palestine was for the
    Oslo Accords, after which Yitzhak Rabin was shot and Hamas launched a
    suicide bombing campaign.

    The president might also console himself with the thought that the
    prize is a wildly successful reputation-laundering exercise conceived
    by its founder. In 1888, Alfred NobelrCOs brother was killed, whereupon >>>> a French newspaper, mistaking one brother for another, published
    AlfredrCOs obituary with the headline, rCLThe merchant of death is deadrCY.
    Nobel was known mainly for the invention of dynamite, whose
    destructive power was at the time seen more as a menace than a
    revolutionary engineering tool.

    He was so horrified that, like the Rockefellers and Sacklers after
    him, Nobel bequeathed a big chunk of his explosives fortune to the
    charity that now bears his name. ItrCOs just the sort of ruse Trump
    himself would pull off. But what will the Trump Foundation target with >>>> its philanthropy? Golf prodigies? Aid grants for hotel developments?
    Burgers for all? The world is his oyster.


    Juliet Samuel


    Hookers? Underage, emotionally damaged teenagers? Crypto scams?
    Elliott Broidy, to keep his mouth shut about the aborted baby
    he paid for?

    The list is endless.

    Ned

    Apparently, Donald Trump did not pay for an abortion for Stormy Daniels.
    Accounts of the alleged affair between Daniels and Trump make no mention
    of an aborted baby, and Daniels has publicly stated that she had a
    miscarriage after Trump's indictment in 2024, not an abortion.

    Goodness. Doesn't that make you feel better? That blurb was designed
    to make you feel better. Hope it worked.

    So, I guess Stormy would have mentioned that in her book, right?
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