From Newsgroup: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy
On Thu, 9 Oct 2025 13:01:26 -0700, Dude <
punditster@gmail.com> wrote:
On 10/9/2025 5:38 AM, Noah Sombrero wrote:
BBC,
America's top banker warns of stock market fall
The head of JP Morgan said there is a higher risk of a serious fall in
US stocks than is being reflected in the market.
Buy gold.
If Joseph were to advise the Pharaoh, he would advise him to buy dirt,
cheap and wait until it is high, then sell at a huge profit, to all the >starving folks who can't afford it, because it is overpriced, because it
is scarce.
Buy low sell high - and get all of it, or as much as you can.
Gold today: 3,994.50
The time to buy gold is when the market is so strong that the price of
gold is down around 1000. It was 25 or so 60 years ago, but is
probably isn't going back down there. 1000 would be a good price for
gold.
Right now, The best investment is no investment. Get out of the
market and wait for jpmorgan's prophecy to be right. If it doesn't
hit in 5 years, jp was wrong. But the signs are strong enough that he
is probably right. It is not smart to bet against that right now.
Remember that the price of gold is ahead of the curve. If the market
is going to crash in a while, you might think that gold would be good
to buy.
The rule in the market is rise on the rumor, fall on the fact. So you
don't want to be holding gold when the fact arrives.
Those strategies are good if you are 30 something and have time to
wait for the market to mess around. If you are a geezer, fergit it.
You don't have enough time left.
--
Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
Don't get political with me young man
or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
<<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
dares: Ned
does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away
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